Kyoté Moon: Hey everybody! Thanks to everyone who wrote reviews and as for
Angel Reaper, you can come too. As for the chapters, I will try to make
them longer for more anticipation.
Everyone else: Yay!
Yami Bakura: Just what this crowded, falling-apart house needs, more people and longer chapters.
Kyoté Moon: You're just upset that you lost the Shadow game.
Everyone in the world comes over to Yami Bakura and does the famous Nelson "Ha, ha"
Yami: HA! Mr. Oh-no-one-can-beat-me got whooped! (Falls on floor laughing)
Kyoté Moon: Oh, yeah, there was one other request for you, Yami.
Yami: Really, what?
Kyoté Moon: (Locks Yami in closet.)
Yami: Hey! Let me out!
Kyoté Moon: Sorry, gotta give the people what they want.
Yami: At least give me some air holes!
Kyoté Moon: Fine! (Carves "I don't own Yugioh" in air holes)
Kyoté Moon: Hey, were did everybody go? Bakura: (lying) Um, I don't know. Kyoté Moon: Bakura, you're a terrible liar. Tell me, or else. Bakura: Or else what? Kyoté Moon: (turns Bakura into a piece of cheese. Hundreds of rats pour out of the walls.) Bakura: Ok, I'll tell you just don't let them eat me! Kyoté Moon: (changes him back) "Foolish Bakura, you know I cannot hurt you." (AN: For anyone that doesn't know, that's Yami Bakura's quote. He can't hurt Bakura because if Bakura dies, so does he.) Bakura: They all went out into the graveyard to play hide and seek, but I just want some of this Halloween cake! Kyoté Moon: WHAT?! Hide and seek in the cemetery is my favorite game! They will pay for not inviting the author. Bakura eating cake: So what does that mean? Kyoté Moon: it means this story just got a lot more interesting. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------
(Owl hooting in the background.)
The gang is on their way to the house.
Bakura: This place sure is creepy.
Yugi: You can say that again. How far is it from here, Joey?
Joey trying to read in the dark: Um, lets see. I think it's a few more miles up the road.
Teà: Let me see that. You're reading it wrong!
Joey: Whoops.
Suddenly, Bakura's Millennium Ring begins to glow. One of the pointers points left.
Bakura: I guess we should go left. Hey, there it is!
Bakura points to an old house up on a hill. That house had been abandoned for years.
Who could be throwing a party there?
The gang walks up to the door and rings the bell. Bakura thought he was hearing
whispers. Suddenly the door opened. It was Tim Curry! (AN: For those of you who don't know who Tim Curry is, he is and English gut who has had many parts in movies and TV, and played the butler in the movie "Clue".) Tim Curry: Welcome. Please go to the dinning hall where the others are waiting. Yugi: Others? There are more people here besides us? Tim Curry: Yes, now please don't keep our host waiting any longer. The others obliged and walked into the dinning room. Also there were Kaiba, Mai, Rex Raptor, Weevil, Bandit Keith, Malik and Isis. Tim Curry: Ah, good. All 13 guests have arrived. Now please enjoy your meal while my host prepares himself. Tim leaves as the others begin to eat their soup. (No, there isn't a Millennium Eye in them!) Yugi: So, you guys were called hear, too? All reply. Yugi found it weird that this was a party only for duelists, and it didn't really seem like a party. Yami: //Yugi, I feel something wrong. // Yugi: // Wrong? What could be...// Before Yugi could finish, he heard a scream. Yugi: Hey that was Tim! The whole group ran into the hallway where Tim went. He was lying on the floor, dead. Teà: Oh, my God! Someone killed him. Kaiba: Yes, but whom? Everyone in the house except out host was in the dinning room. Yami: That means someone else is in the house. But whom? Joey: Well, at least we know the butler didn't do it.
Kyoté Moon: Boo: Told ya it was gonna get better. And now, to find the traitors. My, yes my Yami emerges: And make them suffer... Meanwhile, in the cemetery: Yami Bakura is it. Yami Bakura: Come out, come out where ever you are. Millennium Ring points to an open grave to the right. Yami Bakura chuckles as he walks over to the grave and finds a cowering Weevil. Yami Bakura: No where to run now, you twit. "Millennium Ring glows" Weevil: No, not that! Not that! Weevil screams as Yami Bakura uses the ring to turn Weevil into a little backpack key chain. "Attaches to the inside of his coat along with about everyone else's except Yami, Bakura, and myself. Yami Bakura: Hmm. No to let my plan go into it's final phase as I will steal Yami's Millennium Puzzle and Kyoté Moon's Millennium Blade! Yami Kyoté Moon: I doubt that, fool. Yami Bakura turns around to see my really anger (not to mention evil) Yami form. Before he can react, Yami Kyoté Moon uses the blade to change everyone back and Yami Bakura into a piece of cheese. Then, the rats came... Yami Bakura: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kyoté Moon returns to normal: That's to bad, Yami Bakura. You should learn not to cheat. Bakura still eating cake: Well at least he got rid of the rid of the rats. Kyoté Moon: Now if we could just get rid of some other pesky people who play hide and seek in the grave yard without asking me. Glares at others while chuckling evilly. Kyoté Moon: Let the true games begin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Um, boo. Everyone runs off like frightened mice. Kyoté Moon: I was right. That was fun. Please R&R
Everyone else: Yay!
Yami Bakura: Just what this crowded, falling-apart house needs, more people and longer chapters.
Kyoté Moon: You're just upset that you lost the Shadow game.
Everyone in the world comes over to Yami Bakura and does the famous Nelson "Ha, ha"
Yami: HA! Mr. Oh-no-one-can-beat-me got whooped! (Falls on floor laughing)
Kyoté Moon: Oh, yeah, there was one other request for you, Yami.
Yami: Really, what?
Kyoté Moon: (Locks Yami in closet.)
Yami: Hey! Let me out!
Kyoté Moon: Sorry, gotta give the people what they want.
Yami: At least give me some air holes!
Kyoté Moon: Fine! (Carves "I don't own Yugioh" in air holes)
Kyoté Moon: Hey, were did everybody go? Bakura: (lying) Um, I don't know. Kyoté Moon: Bakura, you're a terrible liar. Tell me, or else. Bakura: Or else what? Kyoté Moon: (turns Bakura into a piece of cheese. Hundreds of rats pour out of the walls.) Bakura: Ok, I'll tell you just don't let them eat me! Kyoté Moon: (changes him back) "Foolish Bakura, you know I cannot hurt you." (AN: For anyone that doesn't know, that's Yami Bakura's quote. He can't hurt Bakura because if Bakura dies, so does he.) Bakura: They all went out into the graveyard to play hide and seek, but I just want some of this Halloween cake! Kyoté Moon: WHAT?! Hide and seek in the cemetery is my favorite game! They will pay for not inviting the author. Bakura eating cake: So what does that mean? Kyoté Moon: it means this story just got a lot more interesting. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------
(Owl hooting in the background.)
The gang is on their way to the house.
Bakura: This place sure is creepy.
Yugi: You can say that again. How far is it from here, Joey?
Joey trying to read in the dark: Um, lets see. I think it's a few more miles up the road.
Teà: Let me see that. You're reading it wrong!
Joey: Whoops.
Suddenly, Bakura's Millennium Ring begins to glow. One of the pointers points left.
Bakura: I guess we should go left. Hey, there it is!
Bakura points to an old house up on a hill. That house had been abandoned for years.
Who could be throwing a party there?
The gang walks up to the door and rings the bell. Bakura thought he was hearing
whispers. Suddenly the door opened. It was Tim Curry! (AN: For those of you who don't know who Tim Curry is, he is and English gut who has had many parts in movies and TV, and played the butler in the movie "Clue".) Tim Curry: Welcome. Please go to the dinning hall where the others are waiting. Yugi: Others? There are more people here besides us? Tim Curry: Yes, now please don't keep our host waiting any longer. The others obliged and walked into the dinning room. Also there were Kaiba, Mai, Rex Raptor, Weevil, Bandit Keith, Malik and Isis. Tim Curry: Ah, good. All 13 guests have arrived. Now please enjoy your meal while my host prepares himself. Tim leaves as the others begin to eat their soup. (No, there isn't a Millennium Eye in them!) Yugi: So, you guys were called hear, too? All reply. Yugi found it weird that this was a party only for duelists, and it didn't really seem like a party. Yami: //Yugi, I feel something wrong. // Yugi: // Wrong? What could be...// Before Yugi could finish, he heard a scream. Yugi: Hey that was Tim! The whole group ran into the hallway where Tim went. He was lying on the floor, dead. Teà: Oh, my God! Someone killed him. Kaiba: Yes, but whom? Everyone in the house except out host was in the dinning room. Yami: That means someone else is in the house. But whom? Joey: Well, at least we know the butler didn't do it.
Kyoté Moon: Boo: Told ya it was gonna get better. And now, to find the traitors. My, yes my Yami emerges: And make them suffer... Meanwhile, in the cemetery: Yami Bakura is it. Yami Bakura: Come out, come out where ever you are. Millennium Ring points to an open grave to the right. Yami Bakura chuckles as he walks over to the grave and finds a cowering Weevil. Yami Bakura: No where to run now, you twit. "Millennium Ring glows" Weevil: No, not that! Not that! Weevil screams as Yami Bakura uses the ring to turn Weevil into a little backpack key chain. "Attaches to the inside of his coat along with about everyone else's except Yami, Bakura, and myself. Yami Bakura: Hmm. No to let my plan go into it's final phase as I will steal Yami's Millennium Puzzle and Kyoté Moon's Millennium Blade! Yami Kyoté Moon: I doubt that, fool. Yami Bakura turns around to see my really anger (not to mention evil) Yami form. Before he can react, Yami Kyoté Moon uses the blade to change everyone back and Yami Bakura into a piece of cheese. Then, the rats came... Yami Bakura: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kyoté Moon returns to normal: That's to bad, Yami Bakura. You should learn not to cheat. Bakura still eating cake: Well at least he got rid of the rid of the rats. Kyoté Moon: Now if we could just get rid of some other pesky people who play hide and seek in the grave yard without asking me. Glares at others while chuckling evilly. Kyoté Moon: Let the true games begin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Um, boo. Everyone runs off like frightened mice. Kyoté Moon: I was right. That was fun. Please R&R
