Gundamflowne
Part 6
God Help Us All!
"Oop? Wonder what that was about?" Duo said dangling limply watching as Van and
Allan tumbled off down the slope to where Heero and Dilandau were venting there rage.
"That's it I'm getting down! Van Sama!! I'll help you!" Merle screamed beginning to
pull down on her side of the rope.
"What are you doing rat" Duo asked as he slowly began rising up to the branch as Merle
lowered herself. "It's a super long drop little freak"
Merle kept struggling, "Cats always land on there feet."
Duo sighed as she continued to struggle, finally she had lowered herself enough that with
one more good yank she would fall, Duo coming after.
"Okies well people don't always land on their feet" He said nervously as he lay slung
over the branch, the catgirl dangling from the rope around his wrists.
"Ha!" She shouted as Duo flipped over the branch and she fell lightly towards the
ground. She landed perfectly standing to bow, when a screaming Duo came crashing
down into her from above.
"Ouch! That's got to hurt huh Trowa"
"A great deal, yes"
"First Heero and that thing start fighting, then Allan and Van roll screaming down the
hill, now Duo falls out of a tree crushing that catgirl flat."
"Yeah but what can yeah do"
Duo shook his head, pulling himself up, noting how loose the rope on his wrists was. He
slipped them off then looked down. "Ha ha ha! Humans may not land on their feet, but...
Ratgirls make perfect landing pads"
~*~
"AHHHHHHHH!!! VAN YOU IDIOT! YOUR GOING TO KILL US!"
"AHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH KNOW!!! ROCK!!!!!!"
THUD
"VAN! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"ALLAN!!"
"WHAT NOW!"
"LITTLE ALLAN BURST THROUGH AND IS TOUCHING MY STOMACH!!!"
"YOU SAY I'M THE SICK ONE! VAN! IT'S A FREAKING LEAF!"
"NO IT'S NOT"
"VAN! IF YOU DON'T NOTICE MY FACE HIS ALMOST ON YOUR STOMACH!
LITTLE ALLAN IS ALMOST AT YOUR KNEES"
"Alright Allan, I still don't believe you, sooooooooo"
"DAMN IT VAN NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN"
~*~
"Well they stopped for a minute... I wonder how the managed to get around that massive
boulder so to keep rolling?"
"Eh, who knows ol'Quaty who knows" Duo said as he untied Trowa and Quatre. "Who
knows"
~*~
"DIE!!!"
"BURN!!!"
A huge explosion followed as the two massive gundams slammed into each other,
blowing to oblivion.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Dilandau screamed flying out of the cockpit and zooming through the
air.
Heero didn't scream, he just suddenly seemed to revert to his old emotionless self,
landing stiff as a board and bouncing to a halt beside a flattened Merle.
~*~
THUD
Van and Allan finally stopped, bouncing lightly off a tree at the bottom of the hill. They
both lay panting heavily, when Allan suddenly noticed that the ropes had come loose
around them. He stood nudging Van with his foot.
"Van, get up, were free"
Van looked up, and looked around, then stood quickly thrusting his arm into the air,
"Yeah!!! Whooooo hoo!!"
Things seem to fall silent, all but a growing scream, Van and Allan blinked, there eyes
slowly moving to fall on a shrieking figure zooming at them at tremendous speed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The massive ball of flesh blood, hair and rope flew screaming a few feet, before landing
with a thud on the grass.
Van looked up to find girls panties starring him in the face. "WHAT THE!"
"OH JUST SHUT UP!" Came Dilandau's voice from somewhere below.
Allan tried to move, wriggling a little, "Shoot"
"What?" Van asked averting his eyes from the blinding linen.
"Yeah?" Dilandau demanded.
"I think were stuck"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUCK!" Dilandau screamed up from between Allan's legs.
"I mean that I think that were tied up again!" Allan yelled looking up and away from
Van's Ass.
~*~
Hours Later
~*~
"So Quatre, What ever happened to those other guys?" Duo asked stretching out his
arms leaning back on the Sofa.
"I really don't know" he shrugged, "But I'm actually glad there gone, they were way
weird" Quatre replied with a smile.
"So what happened to the women?" Trowa asked suddenly from across the room."
"Well", Quatre blushed, "Duo, I think you killed that catgirl"
Duo frowned, but then smiled, "Oh well, no one on earth knew her right?"
"And Relena and Hitomi?" Trowa further inquired.
Quatre went feverishly red, "Well, I kinda kicked them down the larger hill behind my
house"
"And?"
"The landed in the river"
"Then what about Heero?"
"He's in the infirmary, loaded down with depressants"
The three burst into laughter forgetting all there problems.
~*~
Meanwhile, that night at the bottom of a steep hill with a chorus of chirping crickets and other such things, the three boys still lay tangled in a matted ball of bodies and rope.
"Well, it's obvious they meant to forget about us" Van said, his head falling back hanging limply.
"Brilliant, it took you this long to realize that?" Dilandau sighed watching a chirping cricket crawl past his nose.
"Hey guys?" Allan suddenly broke in.
"Yeah?"
"Do you ever get the feeling your going with girls cause your supposed to?" Allan asked sullenly.
"What do you mean Allan?!" Van said feeling himself tense.
"He means dummy that have you ever considered men over women" Dilandau snarled hitting Van in the head with his leg.
"Well?" Allan further inquired.
"Well, personally I never really thought about woman, I mean, I lived with Folken and my slayers and the other male soldiers, it wasn't a problem"
"Yeah... I lived for the longest time with only the men from my crusade"
"EWW!! OH GOD! I CAN"T BELIEVE YOUR SAYING THIS! YOU TWO ARE SICK!"
"Oh shut up you homophobic freak! Do you have anything better to talk about?" Dilandau snapped, "Oh!! What do you know! You head is on my ass! And Schzar's head is on yours!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!! PLEASE I WANN GO HOME!!!"
"Aha ha ha ha" Allan laughed slapping Dilandau's hand the best he could. "Van! We freaked you out good"
"WHAT?"
"Idiot! Were not gay! We planned to freak you out, also to see, no one that isn't gay would make such a huge issue over a homosexual type convoy" Dilandau almost laughed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
~*The End*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well, that's it, the ending is a little weird, but hey, anyways I hoped you enjoyed Ja Ne.
Part 6
God Help Us All!
"Oop? Wonder what that was about?" Duo said dangling limply watching as Van and
Allan tumbled off down the slope to where Heero and Dilandau were venting there rage.
"That's it I'm getting down! Van Sama!! I'll help you!" Merle screamed beginning to
pull down on her side of the rope.
"What are you doing rat" Duo asked as he slowly began rising up to the branch as Merle
lowered herself. "It's a super long drop little freak"
Merle kept struggling, "Cats always land on there feet."
Duo sighed as she continued to struggle, finally she had lowered herself enough that with
one more good yank she would fall, Duo coming after.
"Okies well people don't always land on their feet" He said nervously as he lay slung
over the branch, the catgirl dangling from the rope around his wrists.
"Ha!" She shouted as Duo flipped over the branch and she fell lightly towards the
ground. She landed perfectly standing to bow, when a screaming Duo came crashing
down into her from above.
"Ouch! That's got to hurt huh Trowa"
"A great deal, yes"
"First Heero and that thing start fighting, then Allan and Van roll screaming down the
hill, now Duo falls out of a tree crushing that catgirl flat."
"Yeah but what can yeah do"
Duo shook his head, pulling himself up, noting how loose the rope on his wrists was. He
slipped them off then looked down. "Ha ha ha! Humans may not land on their feet, but...
Ratgirls make perfect landing pads"
~*~
"AHHHHHHHH!!! VAN YOU IDIOT! YOUR GOING TO KILL US!"
"AHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH KNOW!!! ROCK!!!!!!"
THUD
"VAN! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"ALLAN!!"
"WHAT NOW!"
"LITTLE ALLAN BURST THROUGH AND IS TOUCHING MY STOMACH!!!"
"YOU SAY I'M THE SICK ONE! VAN! IT'S A FREAKING LEAF!"
"NO IT'S NOT"
"VAN! IF YOU DON'T NOTICE MY FACE HIS ALMOST ON YOUR STOMACH!
LITTLE ALLAN IS ALMOST AT YOUR KNEES"
"Alright Allan, I still don't believe you, sooooooooo"
"DAMN IT VAN NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN"
~*~
"Well they stopped for a minute... I wonder how the managed to get around that massive
boulder so to keep rolling?"
"Eh, who knows ol'Quaty who knows" Duo said as he untied Trowa and Quatre. "Who
knows"
~*~
"DIE!!!"
"BURN!!!"
A huge explosion followed as the two massive gundams slammed into each other,
blowing to oblivion.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Dilandau screamed flying out of the cockpit and zooming through the
air.
Heero didn't scream, he just suddenly seemed to revert to his old emotionless self,
landing stiff as a board and bouncing to a halt beside a flattened Merle.
~*~
THUD
Van and Allan finally stopped, bouncing lightly off a tree at the bottom of the hill. They
both lay panting heavily, when Allan suddenly noticed that the ropes had come loose
around them. He stood nudging Van with his foot.
"Van, get up, were free"
Van looked up, and looked around, then stood quickly thrusting his arm into the air,
"Yeah!!! Whooooo hoo!!"
Things seem to fall silent, all but a growing scream, Van and Allan blinked, there eyes
slowly moving to fall on a shrieking figure zooming at them at tremendous speed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The massive ball of flesh blood, hair and rope flew screaming a few feet, before landing
with a thud on the grass.
Van looked up to find girls panties starring him in the face. "WHAT THE!"
"OH JUST SHUT UP!" Came Dilandau's voice from somewhere below.
Allan tried to move, wriggling a little, "Shoot"
"What?" Van asked averting his eyes from the blinding linen.
"Yeah?" Dilandau demanded.
"I think were stuck"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUCK!" Dilandau screamed up from between Allan's legs.
"I mean that I think that were tied up again!" Allan yelled looking up and away from
Van's Ass.
~*~
Hours Later
~*~
"So Quatre, What ever happened to those other guys?" Duo asked stretching out his
arms leaning back on the Sofa.
"I really don't know" he shrugged, "But I'm actually glad there gone, they were way
weird" Quatre replied with a smile.
"So what happened to the women?" Trowa asked suddenly from across the room."
"Well", Quatre blushed, "Duo, I think you killed that catgirl"
Duo frowned, but then smiled, "Oh well, no one on earth knew her right?"
"And Relena and Hitomi?" Trowa further inquired.
Quatre went feverishly red, "Well, I kinda kicked them down the larger hill behind my
house"
"And?"
"The landed in the river"
"Then what about Heero?"
"He's in the infirmary, loaded down with depressants"
The three burst into laughter forgetting all there problems.
~*~
Meanwhile, that night at the bottom of a steep hill with a chorus of chirping crickets and other such things, the three boys still lay tangled in a matted ball of bodies and rope.
"Well, it's obvious they meant to forget about us" Van said, his head falling back hanging limply.
"Brilliant, it took you this long to realize that?" Dilandau sighed watching a chirping cricket crawl past his nose.
"Hey guys?" Allan suddenly broke in.
"Yeah?"
"Do you ever get the feeling your going with girls cause your supposed to?" Allan asked sullenly.
"What do you mean Allan?!" Van said feeling himself tense.
"He means dummy that have you ever considered men over women" Dilandau snarled hitting Van in the head with his leg.
"Well?" Allan further inquired.
"Well, personally I never really thought about woman, I mean, I lived with Folken and my slayers and the other male soldiers, it wasn't a problem"
"Yeah... I lived for the longest time with only the men from my crusade"
"EWW!! OH GOD! I CAN"T BELIEVE YOUR SAYING THIS! YOU TWO ARE SICK!"
"Oh shut up you homophobic freak! Do you have anything better to talk about?" Dilandau snapped, "Oh!! What do you know! You head is on my ass! And Schzar's head is on yours!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!! PLEASE I WANN GO HOME!!!"
"Aha ha ha ha" Allan laughed slapping Dilandau's hand the best he could. "Van! We freaked you out good"
"WHAT?"
"Idiot! Were not gay! We planned to freak you out, also to see, no one that isn't gay would make such a huge issue over a homosexual type convoy" Dilandau almost laughed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
~*The End*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well, that's it, the ending is a little weird, but hey, anyways I hoped you enjoyed Ja Ne.