Kyoté Moon: Greetings, viewers. Sorry I haven't posted in a while but Fan Fiction.net was doing something and I couldn't open my files. Oh, well. Ah, before I forget, something weird keeps happening and all of my lines keep getting scrunched together, so just try to ignore that. Bakura: Yeah, like they ignored my death! I got thousands of angry e-mails about you killing me off. Everyone is mad at you. Kyoté Moon: Hey Bakura, I just realized something. Bakura: What? Kyoté Moon: You're the only one I didn't humiliate yet. Bakura: So? Kyoté Moon: So, you have no legs and a tail! Everyone in the world except Bakura fans goes over to Bakura and does the famous Nelson "Ha, ha!" (Which is pretty much like, 2 people.) Bakura: "goes into little ghosty sad world and floats off." Kyoté Moon: Well that's everyone. Speaking of which, where is everyone? They had better not be in the graveyard. "Walks off" Everyone else sneaks back in. Y. Bakura: This is a problem! He can't just keep humiliating us! We have to get him back good! Yugi: For once, your right. But what can we do? He practically sees everything that we do. Bakura: I know! Let's turn him into a ghost! Yugi: I don't think we can do that. He is the author. Kaiba: There's got to be something. Hey wait, I've got it! //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// Yugi: Bakura can you here me? Malik: He fell pretty far. No one could have survived that. Bakura: Survived what? Yugi and Malik turn around to see Bakura standing there as a ghost. Both scream really loud. Bakura: What is it? Yugi: You're a g-g-g-ghost! Bakura: What? "Looks at himself and realizes that he's a ghost" Bakura: "Screams even louder" Bakura: What happened to me?! Malik: You fell through there and died. Bakura: Why me? I'm only 16! Yugi: Wait! You didn't fall through! Someone weakened these boards so you'd fall. There really is a murderer here. Malik: And it could be anyone. Any of the guests could have came early and weakened the floorboards. They could have also hired a hit man to take out Tim. All: The 13th guest! Bakura: He's still in here somewhere. That means we could have two murderers. Yugi: We have to warn the others. *Basement* Rex Raptor: This place is really creepy. Maybe we should just go back. Bandit Keith: Aw, what's a matter, Rex. Scared of the dark? Rex Raptor: No, it's just there's a lot of stuff down here. Old magazines, taxes, mad scientist hovered over dead body, empty boxes, MAD SCIENTIST HOVERED OVER DEAD BODY! All three watched as the odd little man stood over Bakura's body. He picked it up and brought it over to a table with other laboratory devices. Mad Scientist: There! Now that I have the body, I can create LIFE! Now that little rat will pay for taking what was mine by taking over his body. Bandit Keith recognized his voice. It was Pegasus. In the place of the Millennium Eye, he had a yellow glass eye. He hooked up some instruments to Bakura and flipped a switch. Electricity began to surge through Bakura's body, until it stopped. His fingers began to move. Pegasus: Yes! I have done it! I have created LIFE!!! Now to find Cecelia and bring her back. While Pegasus was thinking, the life within Bakura truly woke. He ripped out the bonds holding him down. Y. Bakura: PEGASUS! Pegasus: Gasp! You, but you're dead! Oh, wait I brought you back. Shoot. Y. Bakura: You've done more than that Pegasus. Yami Bakura cracks his neck both ways and reveals to Pegasus that by bringing him back from the dead made him become a vampire. Pegasus: What have I done? Stay back you monster. But it was too late for Pegasus. He had created this monster, and now he would feel its wrath. Bandit Keith, Weevil and Rex Raptor looked away as Yami Bakura performed the final deed that would condemn him. Pegasus dropped to the floor and his glass eye popped out, rolling down the floor right in front of the trio. They couldn't help screaming, which only lured Yami Bakura towards them. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// Bakura: Ok, I've comprised a list of all of the suspects in the case. Bandit Keith, Rex Raptor, Weevil and myself have been cleared because we were murdered. That leaves Yugi, Yami, Joey, Tea, Tristan, Yami Bakura, Kaiba, Malik, Isis, and Mai. Y. Bakura: What! Why am I still a suspect? I died! Bakura: Yes, but you are still alive as a vampire. Y. Bakura: What about you! You can still kill people. Bakura takes hand and passes it through the table. Y. Bakura: Oh. Malik: Never mind the story. We still have to think of a way to get Kyoté Moon back. Something to humiliate him. What's he afraid of? Kaiba: I don't know. He never told any of us. Malik: Hey! I know! "Uses the Millennium Rod to bring Monster Reborn to life and brings back Pegasus. Bakura: WHAT? You could do that? Why didn't you bring me back? Malik: Dunno. Pegasus! Use your Millennium Eye to see what Kyoté Moon is afraid of. Y. Bakura: Um, "whistles why holding the Millennium Eye" Malik: Oh, right. Never mind. Bakura anime falls. Malik: Ok, put the eye in and read his mind. Bakura: NO! Malik: Oh, yeah, sorry. Kyoté Moon: Hey, whatcha guys doing? All: Nothing. Kyoté Moon: Whatever. Just don't open that little door over there marked "Kyoté Moon's Greatest Fear", the one next to the box that says "I Don't Own Yugioh." All: Ok. Kyoté Moon walks away. All have evil grin on face. Please R&R. I'll try to write as much as I can. I have 5-days off! All: Yay! Mail: Kyoté Moon: Hi everyone! I'm adding a new feature called mail were I will answer questions from reviews. I will try to make the story clearer, but writing things is pretty hard seeing as this is my first story. And don't worry Yugi and Yami Yugi fans, he's not going to die. Just everyone else. (Don't worry it will make sense later.) To the 472,891,028,365 Bakura fans out there, Bakura remains a very important character in the story, just now he has no legs and a tail. One last thing, Y. Bakura doesn't really kill the people in the story like a vampire would so don't throw any more hard stuff. I have to keep everything under PG-13 so all the people who like this story can still read it. Thanks for all of the reviews so far. I will keep writing as much as I can to get this story done so the fans can know the truth! Fans: Yay!