Kyoté Moon: GIR! Give it back!
Gir: Say please!
Kyoté Moon: Hello everyone. Sorry about this, but a small robot has kidnapped my deck.
Gir: Return my taco, taco thief!
Kyoté Moon: No.
Gir: But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me some times.
Kyoté Moon: Fine. "chucks a taco at Yami Bakura"
Yami Bakura: What the?
Gir: TACOS!
Gir attacks Yami Bakura to get the taco.
Kyoté Moon: Thank you, Yami Bakura.
Dark is in the corner listening to a CD.
Kyoté Moon: Whatcha listening to?
Dark: I Don't Own Yugioh.
Kyoté Moon: What?
Dark: Duel of the Fates. It's an epic tale of how my father was put on trial and found
guilty of demonry and was sentenced to death. On the way to his execution, he escaped
and while he was running, he summoned the nine demon brethren to fight the soldiers,
and we killed all of the but one, who then defeated my brothers and sisters, but I was still
standing. I dueled until a struck him down, but then his son came along to aid him and
threw a piece of garrock into my face. To this day, that affliction still plagues me.
Kyoté Moon: So what became of your father?
Dark: The boy ran to his father after I was shamefully defeated. His father told his son the
follow my father and defeat him. The boy gave chase until they both entered a garrock
refinery. The boy had just realized that it was he against the master of all demons, and
they dueled as well, but instead of a sword, my father used a blade of pure darkness and
slew the boy, then kicking his body into the molten garrock.
Kyoté Moon: That's sad. So your father escaped?
Dark: No. Just as my father watched the boy plummet into the molten rock, the boy's
father who had survived my blows shot him from behind. My father turned and the man
shot him again, knocking him into the molten garrock as well. But he was still alive, so
they threw that piece of garrock into a black hole, hoping that the force would destroy
him. But it did not. It only sent him to the place where he could do the most damage,
Carvon.
Yugi: That's all nice and well, but this isn't a Slobberwack story. It's Yugioh.
Dark: Fine then, but when I finish destroying Akifa, I will come for you.
Yugi: Then again, hey, you're a major character too, right?
Dark: Pathetic mortals.
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Bakura: This way Yugi!
Bakura and Yugi continued to run up the stairs hoping to stop whatever that thing was
from hurting him. Just then, Joey and Tristan popped out, as werewolves. Then, Teà, Isis
and Mai came out, not destroyed from the holy water, and Kaiba and Malik, who after
raiding the fridge had teamed up, appeared.
Bakura: Ok, here's the plan. You distract them while I save my Yami. "floats up through
the ceiling"
Yugi: Oh, crap. "runs off in the opposite direction as all of the monsters chase after him.
*In the attic
Dark: Via con dios, Nosferatu.
Dark was just about to destroy Yami Bakura as Bakura floated up from the second floor.
Bakura: Wait! Please stop!
Dark turned around and was surprised to see someone that looked so much like the
mortal he possessed.
Bakura: I will not let you hurt him. He may be evil, but he is still a human being. I don't
know who or what you are but I can tell you that you may not be mortal but now neither
am I and if you even lay a finger on him I will focus all of my power and destroy you!
(AN: ^_^ Way to go, Bakura!)
Dark powered down his blast and turned to face Bakura, then clapped.
Dark: Congratulations, Bakura. I didn't know you had it in you. "walks over to Bakura"
Dark: I cannot destroy you, Bakura, as you are no longer living. However, I could destroy
the ring that Akifa wears. The bond between you has grown to great now, hasn't it? You
cannot live with out it. And neither can Akifa. So, I could destroy it and kill two birds
with one stone, literally, or I could send you into an eternal dimension of pain and
suffering. However, I will do neither. You're attempt to sacrifice yourself to save your
own tormenter is very noble. You have a good heart, Ryou Bakura and I sense a powerful
feeling within it, a feeling that I fear will be the end of me. "turns away" I have spared
you and Akifa this time, but when we meet again, I shall show neither of you any mercy.
Good bye for now, Ryou Bakura. I know we will meet again very soon. You can count on
that. But when that day comes, you must be prepared for anything. Erase their minds!
Using his powers, Dark erased the battle from Bakura and Yami Bakura's minds.
Bakura: Huh? What's going on? How did I get up here? Bakura looked around to see his
Yami on the floor in extreme pain, but nothing else.
Yugi: AAAAHHH! Big dogs!
Bakura, having his mind erased from what had happened, didn't know that the floor had
been weakened from the fight, and as Yugi stepped onto the floor, the entire floor
collapsed and Yugi, Bakura and Yami Bakura plummeted downwards...
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Yami Bakura: Alright, there is only one chapter left. We have to defeat Kyoté Moon
somehow.
Malik: Hey, what about that box of his fears?
Yami Bakura: Oh, yeah. That should be something you shouldn't forget. Let's open it.
The group opens the box and finds a very, very large German Shepard.
All: AAAAAAAAAHHH!
The dog jumps out and chases them.
Dark: Weaklings, it is just a dog. BLACK MAGIC!
Dark attacks the dog and turns it into a cute little puppy, but then he eats it.
Bakura: Hey! That was mean!
Erika, who for a brief moment overpowered Dark: Yeah, not to mention that's I've got a
7 pound ball of bones and hair floating around my stomach!
All stare in amazement, as Erika has never appeared before.
Dark returns: I told you to stay in your cage.
Bakura: With a Yami like Dark, who needs enemies?
Dark: I am not a pathetic Yami. I am a superior being that is possessing her?
Yami Bakura: So how'd ya become a ghost?
Kyoté Moon: Which time?
Dark: HEY! How dare you talk about my past!
Kyoté Moon: Hey, you're the one who took up like a page telling the story about how
your dad died.
Dark: He didn't die! He was just compressed into a little ball of rock and flung into a
black hole. He lived, didn't he?
Kyoté Moon: Doesn't matter if he lived, I killed him later on anyway?
Dark: WHAT! I thought that was Willis!
Kyoté Moon: Nope, in the final battle he returns and I destroy him.
Dark: Oh, crap.
Mail:
I didn't get a lot of reviews, but I will be taking a few days off to relax because I've been
having a lot of school work lately. The final chapter will be on Friday, then I will be
doing a story on the Slobberwacks for a while, but afterwards I'll do a
Slobberwack/Yugioh crossover featuring Dark and his buddies.
Dark: We gonna blow stuff up.
All: Yay!
Please R&R
Gir: Say please!
Kyoté Moon: Hello everyone. Sorry about this, but a small robot has kidnapped my deck.
Gir: Return my taco, taco thief!
Kyoté Moon: No.
Gir: But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me some times.
Kyoté Moon: Fine. "chucks a taco at Yami Bakura"
Yami Bakura: What the?
Gir: TACOS!
Gir attacks Yami Bakura to get the taco.
Kyoté Moon: Thank you, Yami Bakura.
Dark is in the corner listening to a CD.
Kyoté Moon: Whatcha listening to?
Dark: I Don't Own Yugioh.
Kyoté Moon: What?
Dark: Duel of the Fates. It's an epic tale of how my father was put on trial and found
guilty of demonry and was sentenced to death. On the way to his execution, he escaped
and while he was running, he summoned the nine demon brethren to fight the soldiers,
and we killed all of the but one, who then defeated my brothers and sisters, but I was still
standing. I dueled until a struck him down, but then his son came along to aid him and
threw a piece of garrock into my face. To this day, that affliction still plagues me.
Kyoté Moon: So what became of your father?
Dark: The boy ran to his father after I was shamefully defeated. His father told his son the
follow my father and defeat him. The boy gave chase until they both entered a garrock
refinery. The boy had just realized that it was he against the master of all demons, and
they dueled as well, but instead of a sword, my father used a blade of pure darkness and
slew the boy, then kicking his body into the molten garrock.
Kyoté Moon: That's sad. So your father escaped?
Dark: No. Just as my father watched the boy plummet into the molten rock, the boy's
father who had survived my blows shot him from behind. My father turned and the man
shot him again, knocking him into the molten garrock as well. But he was still alive, so
they threw that piece of garrock into a black hole, hoping that the force would destroy
him. But it did not. It only sent him to the place where he could do the most damage,
Carvon.
Yugi: That's all nice and well, but this isn't a Slobberwack story. It's Yugioh.
Dark: Fine then, but when I finish destroying Akifa, I will come for you.
Yugi: Then again, hey, you're a major character too, right?
Dark: Pathetic mortals.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Bakura: This way Yugi!
Bakura and Yugi continued to run up the stairs hoping to stop whatever that thing was
from hurting him. Just then, Joey and Tristan popped out, as werewolves. Then, Teà, Isis
and Mai came out, not destroyed from the holy water, and Kaiba and Malik, who after
raiding the fridge had teamed up, appeared.
Bakura: Ok, here's the plan. You distract them while I save my Yami. "floats up through
the ceiling"
Yugi: Oh, crap. "runs off in the opposite direction as all of the monsters chase after him.
*In the attic
Dark: Via con dios, Nosferatu.
Dark was just about to destroy Yami Bakura as Bakura floated up from the second floor.
Bakura: Wait! Please stop!
Dark turned around and was surprised to see someone that looked so much like the
mortal he possessed.
Bakura: I will not let you hurt him. He may be evil, but he is still a human being. I don't
know who or what you are but I can tell you that you may not be mortal but now neither
am I and if you even lay a finger on him I will focus all of my power and destroy you!
(AN: ^_^ Way to go, Bakura!)
Dark powered down his blast and turned to face Bakura, then clapped.
Dark: Congratulations, Bakura. I didn't know you had it in you. "walks over to Bakura"
Dark: I cannot destroy you, Bakura, as you are no longer living. However, I could destroy
the ring that Akifa wears. The bond between you has grown to great now, hasn't it? You
cannot live with out it. And neither can Akifa. So, I could destroy it and kill two birds
with one stone, literally, or I could send you into an eternal dimension of pain and
suffering. However, I will do neither. You're attempt to sacrifice yourself to save your
own tormenter is very noble. You have a good heart, Ryou Bakura and I sense a powerful
feeling within it, a feeling that I fear will be the end of me. "turns away" I have spared
you and Akifa this time, but when we meet again, I shall show neither of you any mercy.
Good bye for now, Ryou Bakura. I know we will meet again very soon. You can count on
that. But when that day comes, you must be prepared for anything. Erase their minds!
Using his powers, Dark erased the battle from Bakura and Yami Bakura's minds.
Bakura: Huh? What's going on? How did I get up here? Bakura looked around to see his
Yami on the floor in extreme pain, but nothing else.
Yugi: AAAAHHH! Big dogs!
Bakura, having his mind erased from what had happened, didn't know that the floor had
been weakened from the fight, and as Yugi stepped onto the floor, the entire floor
collapsed and Yugi, Bakura and Yami Bakura plummeted downwards...
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Yami Bakura: Alright, there is only one chapter left. We have to defeat Kyoté Moon
somehow.
Malik: Hey, what about that box of his fears?
Yami Bakura: Oh, yeah. That should be something you shouldn't forget. Let's open it.
The group opens the box and finds a very, very large German Shepard.
All: AAAAAAAAAHHH!
The dog jumps out and chases them.
Dark: Weaklings, it is just a dog. BLACK MAGIC!
Dark attacks the dog and turns it into a cute little puppy, but then he eats it.
Bakura: Hey! That was mean!
Erika, who for a brief moment overpowered Dark: Yeah, not to mention that's I've got a
7 pound ball of bones and hair floating around my stomach!
All stare in amazement, as Erika has never appeared before.
Dark returns: I told you to stay in your cage.
Bakura: With a Yami like Dark, who needs enemies?
Dark: I am not a pathetic Yami. I am a superior being that is possessing her?
Yami Bakura: So how'd ya become a ghost?
Kyoté Moon: Which time?
Dark: HEY! How dare you talk about my past!
Kyoté Moon: Hey, you're the one who took up like a page telling the story about how
your dad died.
Dark: He didn't die! He was just compressed into a little ball of rock and flung into a
black hole. He lived, didn't he?
Kyoté Moon: Doesn't matter if he lived, I killed him later on anyway?
Dark: WHAT! I thought that was Willis!
Kyoté Moon: Nope, in the final battle he returns and I destroy him.
Dark: Oh, crap.
Mail:
I didn't get a lot of reviews, but I will be taking a few days off to relax because I've been
having a lot of school work lately. The final chapter will be on Friday, then I will be
doing a story on the Slobberwacks for a while, but afterwards I'll do a
Slobberwack/Yugioh crossover featuring Dark and his buddies.
Dark: We gonna blow stuff up.
All: Yay!
Please R&R
