Kyoté Moon: Konichiwa, fans. I am back and very rested.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, after blowing up your Tech. Ed room.
Kyoté Moon: Silence, puppet! I own you!
Yami Bakura: No you don't, Kazuki Takahashi does.
Kyoté Moon: Well, I don't care. I still own the Slobberwacks, and they are much more
original than Yugioh!
Slobberwacks and Dark: Yeah!
Yami Bakura: Is that so? Well than, I challenge you to a contest. To see who is the better
contender. Yugioh versus the Slobberwacks!
Kyoté Moon: What are the stakes?
Yami Bakura: If we win, we get total control over the story. Also, Dark has to room with
this small robot. Gir: Yay! I'm gonna watch it again!
Kyoté Moon: Alright, but if we win, I get to do what ever I want to you and you release
Bakura for the rest of the fic!
Yami Bakura: Agreed. There is only one chapter left anyway.
Dark: Hey! I want a say in this! I'm not just gonna give up this body! My last body was a
tapeworm that live for 17 seconds until I was eaten by a bigger tapeworm!
Kyoté Moon: Too bad. The contest shall be... "pulls a piece of paper out of a hat"
Oh, my. This will be interesting.
Dark: What is it? HA! We get to play Outburst! My favorite game!
Kyoté Moon: I thought your favorite game was Pull the Knife on the Hobo.
Dark: Um, that's in close second.
"giant Outburst board appears" Kyoté Moon: So, who will be the markers?
Yami Bakura: Put in that stupid robot.
Gir: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! I get to play! "hops into the game"
Yami Bakura: Now you choose one.
Kyoté Moon: Alright, we send Billy the Slobberwack!
All: WHAT?
Billy the Slobberwack: Hi. I'm Billy the Slobberwack. You may recognize me from such
fics as Slobberwack Saga: Conquest for Carvon Part 1.
Kyoté Moon: Good for you. Ok, now we begin.
Yami Bakura: We go first.
Kyoté Moon: Alright. Famous Female News Anchors or 5 yo-yo tricks and 5 Magic
tricks. Yami Bakura: Magic and yo-yo tricks.
Kyoté Moon: Ok, go.
Yami Bakura: Around the World, Walk the Dog, umm, crap, Pulling a rabbit out of a hat,
a card trick, umm, arrg!
Kyoté Moon: You got 6. Gir, advance 6 spaces.
Gir: Yay!
Much Later...
Both teams have 55 points and need 5 more to win the game.
Kyoté Moon: Alright, my turn.
Yami Bakura: "scoffs" This'll be good. Illegal Drugs or Household Pets.
Yami Kyoté Moon: Illegal Drugs, please!
Team Slobberwack: WHAT? Yami Bakura: Alright, go!
Yami Kyoté Moon: Marijuana, Cocaine, Crack, Heroin, LSD, Steroids, Snuff,
umm...
Yami Bakura: Sorry, times up! Whoa, he got 4 right.
Kyoté Moon: You idiot! I could have gotten Household Pets and won.
Yami Kyoté Moon: So?
Yami Bakura: My turn!
Kyoté Moon: Places in Mexico or Things that go good with milk.
Yami Bakura: Mexico, please!
Kyoté Moon: Alright, go!
Yami Bakura: Tiajuana, Mexico City, Ruins, Cancun, my great-uncle twice removed, a
Taco Bell, umm. Kyoté Moon: Times up. You got 3 right.
Yami Bakura: Crap!
Dark: My turn to end this.
Yami Bakura: "chuckles" You'll never get these.
Dark: What?
Yami Bakura: Things in a biological life form, or songs by Brittany Spears.
Dark: Brittany Spears!
All: What?
Yami Bakura: Suit yourself. Go!
Dark flawlessly names all of the songs on the card and even some that aren't.
Yami Bakura: WHAT?! How can you know those?
Dark: It pays to be inhabiting the body of a teenager. Kyoté Moon: Ooo, now the fun really begins...
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When Yugi woke up, he was on the first floor of the house. Standing next to him was
Bakura, and all of the other monsters were knocked out on the floor.
Bakura: Yugi, are you alright?
Yugi: Yeah, I'm fine, but we'd better get out of here before...
Yami Bakura: Before we wake up.
Yugi spun aroung. Yami Bakura with his small army that included the girls and Pegasus,
Joey and Tristan as werewolves, Bandit Keith, Weevil and Rex as zombies, and Kaiba
and Malik.
Kaiba: No were to run Yugi. We're gonna chop you into little pieces.
Joey: And devour your bones. Teà: And drain you of all of your energy.
Weevil: Gurloh, beloongoey.
Yami Bakura: Ok. Now, is the beginning of your end, Yugi Muto.
Joey: I call the head.
Rex: Gooeby!
???: Not so fast!
All spin around to see, no, not Dark, but pretty close.
Yugi: "gasp" It's the Dark Magician!
Yami Bakura: What? How is possible?
DM: I cannot let you harm this boy. For instead, I will!
All: WHAT?
DM: YES! I will destroy him. Bakura: No you won't.
DM: You're right. I won't. But I will do this. DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
All kinds of balloons and streamers come down.
All except Yugi: SURPRISE!!!
Yugi: "anime falls" WHAT? What do you mean, surprise. Weren't you all just about to
kill me?
Bakura: They weren't going to kill you Yugi.
The living Bakura steps out of the shadows with Kyoté Moon.
Yugi: WHAT? You're here? Oh, my god. This was a setup.
Kyoté Moon: Yes, that's right, Yugi. All of the was a setup to humiliate you. Say hello to
all of your happy viewers!
Yugi: I'm on TV?
Kyoté Moon: Worse. You're on the internet!
Yugi: You mean...
Joey, no longer in his costume: Yep, everything. The guests, the host, the invites.
Tim: Even I was in on it.
Yugi: TIM! Your alive?
Tim: Yes. I was hired for this very occasion.
Yami Bakura: Oh yes, Kyoté Moon. What about our little agreement for this whole
thing?
Kyoté Moon: Oh, yeah. The vodka's in the fridge downstairs.
Bakura: What? Your giving him vodka? My body can't take alcohol.
Kyoté Moon: Don't worry. He won't get it. I took out the stairs.
Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Afterwards, Tim continued to act as butler and brought out snacks and drinks so that the
real party could star. But as Bakura was dancing, he noticed someone standing on the
stairs for a moment, but then they were gone. The girl seemed very familiar, but didn't
take much notice to it. Little did he know that they would soon meet again, and their
encounter could change the fate of the world...
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Kyoté Moon: Ah, writing that felt good. I think I will write some more stories.
Yami Bakura: Please don't.
Kyoté Moon: Silence! I told you to sing.
Yami Bakura: Fine.
Whole Yugioh gang and Gir: Bye, bye, Miss. American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levy
but the levy was dry. And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin'
this'll be the day that I die. This'll be the day that I die.
Yami Bakura: Please let us stop.
Kyoté Moon: I actually like the way it sounds. What do you think guys?
Slobberwacks: We love it.
Kyoté Moon: Gotta give the people what they want. Sing!
"continues singing"
Kyoté Moon: Whooo. This experience has been very exciting and fun for me, so I will be
writing more stories. ^_^ I will take a break with Yugioh for a while and do a story on the
Slobberwacks. If you read it, there will be background data on Dark and the
Slobberwacks. Thanks a lot everybody! See'ya later.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, after blowing up your Tech. Ed room.
Kyoté Moon: Silence, puppet! I own you!
Yami Bakura: No you don't, Kazuki Takahashi does.
Kyoté Moon: Well, I don't care. I still own the Slobberwacks, and they are much more
original than Yugioh!
Slobberwacks and Dark: Yeah!
Yami Bakura: Is that so? Well than, I challenge you to a contest. To see who is the better
contender. Yugioh versus the Slobberwacks!
Kyoté Moon: What are the stakes?
Yami Bakura: If we win, we get total control over the story. Also, Dark has to room with
this small robot. Gir: Yay! I'm gonna watch it again!
Kyoté Moon: Alright, but if we win, I get to do what ever I want to you and you release
Bakura for the rest of the fic!
Yami Bakura: Agreed. There is only one chapter left anyway.
Dark: Hey! I want a say in this! I'm not just gonna give up this body! My last body was a
tapeworm that live for 17 seconds until I was eaten by a bigger tapeworm!
Kyoté Moon: Too bad. The contest shall be... "pulls a piece of paper out of a hat"
Oh, my. This will be interesting.
Dark: What is it? HA! We get to play Outburst! My favorite game!
Kyoté Moon: I thought your favorite game was Pull the Knife on the Hobo.
Dark: Um, that's in close second.
"giant Outburst board appears" Kyoté Moon: So, who will be the markers?
Yami Bakura: Put in that stupid robot.
Gir: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! I get to play! "hops into the game"
Yami Bakura: Now you choose one.
Kyoté Moon: Alright, we send Billy the Slobberwack!
All: WHAT?
Billy the Slobberwack: Hi. I'm Billy the Slobberwack. You may recognize me from such
fics as Slobberwack Saga: Conquest for Carvon Part 1.
Kyoté Moon: Good for you. Ok, now we begin.
Yami Bakura: We go first.
Kyoté Moon: Alright. Famous Female News Anchors or 5 yo-yo tricks and 5 Magic
tricks. Yami Bakura: Magic and yo-yo tricks.
Kyoté Moon: Ok, go.
Yami Bakura: Around the World, Walk the Dog, umm, crap, Pulling a rabbit out of a hat,
a card trick, umm, arrg!
Kyoté Moon: You got 6. Gir, advance 6 spaces.
Gir: Yay!
Much Later...
Both teams have 55 points and need 5 more to win the game.
Kyoté Moon: Alright, my turn.
Yami Bakura: "scoffs" This'll be good. Illegal Drugs or Household Pets.
Yami Kyoté Moon: Illegal Drugs, please!
Team Slobberwack: WHAT? Yami Bakura: Alright, go!
Yami Kyoté Moon: Marijuana, Cocaine, Crack, Heroin, LSD, Steroids, Snuff,
umm...
Yami Bakura: Sorry, times up! Whoa, he got 4 right.
Kyoté Moon: You idiot! I could have gotten Household Pets and won.
Yami Kyoté Moon: So?
Yami Bakura: My turn!
Kyoté Moon: Places in Mexico or Things that go good with milk.
Yami Bakura: Mexico, please!
Kyoté Moon: Alright, go!
Yami Bakura: Tiajuana, Mexico City, Ruins, Cancun, my great-uncle twice removed, a
Taco Bell, umm. Kyoté Moon: Times up. You got 3 right.
Yami Bakura: Crap!
Dark: My turn to end this.
Yami Bakura: "chuckles" You'll never get these.
Dark: What?
Yami Bakura: Things in a biological life form, or songs by Brittany Spears.
Dark: Brittany Spears!
All: What?
Yami Bakura: Suit yourself. Go!
Dark flawlessly names all of the songs on the card and even some that aren't.
Yami Bakura: WHAT?! How can you know those?
Dark: It pays to be inhabiting the body of a teenager. Kyoté Moon: Ooo, now the fun really begins...
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When Yugi woke up, he was on the first floor of the house. Standing next to him was
Bakura, and all of the other monsters were knocked out on the floor.
Bakura: Yugi, are you alright?
Yugi: Yeah, I'm fine, but we'd better get out of here before...
Yami Bakura: Before we wake up.
Yugi spun aroung. Yami Bakura with his small army that included the girls and Pegasus,
Joey and Tristan as werewolves, Bandit Keith, Weevil and Rex as zombies, and Kaiba
and Malik.
Kaiba: No were to run Yugi. We're gonna chop you into little pieces.
Joey: And devour your bones. Teà: And drain you of all of your energy.
Weevil: Gurloh, beloongoey.
Yami Bakura: Ok. Now, is the beginning of your end, Yugi Muto.
Joey: I call the head.
Rex: Gooeby!
???: Not so fast!
All spin around to see, no, not Dark, but pretty close.
Yugi: "gasp" It's the Dark Magician!
Yami Bakura: What? How is possible?
DM: I cannot let you harm this boy. For instead, I will!
All: WHAT?
DM: YES! I will destroy him. Bakura: No you won't.
DM: You're right. I won't. But I will do this. DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
All kinds of balloons and streamers come down.
All except Yugi: SURPRISE!!!
Yugi: "anime falls" WHAT? What do you mean, surprise. Weren't you all just about to
kill me?
Bakura: They weren't going to kill you Yugi.
The living Bakura steps out of the shadows with Kyoté Moon.
Yugi: WHAT? You're here? Oh, my god. This was a setup.
Kyoté Moon: Yes, that's right, Yugi. All of the was a setup to humiliate you. Say hello to
all of your happy viewers!
Yugi: I'm on TV?
Kyoté Moon: Worse. You're on the internet!
Yugi: You mean...
Joey, no longer in his costume: Yep, everything. The guests, the host, the invites.
Tim: Even I was in on it.
Yugi: TIM! Your alive?
Tim: Yes. I was hired for this very occasion.
Yami Bakura: Oh yes, Kyoté Moon. What about our little agreement for this whole
thing?
Kyoté Moon: Oh, yeah. The vodka's in the fridge downstairs.
Bakura: What? Your giving him vodka? My body can't take alcohol.
Kyoté Moon: Don't worry. He won't get it. I took out the stairs.
Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Afterwards, Tim continued to act as butler and brought out snacks and drinks so that the
real party could star. But as Bakura was dancing, he noticed someone standing on the
stairs for a moment, but then they were gone. The girl seemed very familiar, but didn't
take much notice to it. Little did he know that they would soon meet again, and their
encounter could change the fate of the world...
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Kyoté Moon: Ah, writing that felt good. I think I will write some more stories.
Yami Bakura: Please don't.
Kyoté Moon: Silence! I told you to sing.
Yami Bakura: Fine.
Whole Yugioh gang and Gir: Bye, bye, Miss. American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levy
but the levy was dry. And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin'
this'll be the day that I die. This'll be the day that I die.
Yami Bakura: Please let us stop.
Kyoté Moon: I actually like the way it sounds. What do you think guys?
Slobberwacks: We love it.
Kyoté Moon: Gotta give the people what they want. Sing!
"continues singing"
Kyoté Moon: Whooo. This experience has been very exciting and fun for me, so I will be
writing more stories. ^_^ I will take a break with Yugioh for a while and do a story on the
Slobberwacks. If you read it, there will be background data on Dark and the
Slobberwacks. Thanks a lot everybody! See'ya later.