5:10 PM 10/8/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Peanuts"
Snoopy: (typing on his typewriter) It was an enchanted evening. Two strangers in a crowded room. But they never meet.
The room is too crowded.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (smiling) I always liked the Peanuts strips with Snoopy at his typewriter. There's just something funny about a dog
writing cheesy, half-baked stories at a typewriter ontop of his doghouse.
Goku: Chi-chan says she's gonna find a way to throw Veggie in a doghouse.
Vegeta: (skeptic) A "doghouse", Kakarrotto?
Chuquita: (to Veggie) It's another word for jail/the pen/prison, etc.
Vegeta: (smirks) Onna thinks putting me away is going to stop me? HA! [strums his guitar] I don't THINK so!
Goku: (giggles) Veggie's too cute to go to jail, Chu-sama!
Vegeta: (grins) [while playing his fancy guitar] Yeah Chu-sama, I'm "too cute to go to jail".
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Don't tell that to me, tell that to Chi-Chi.
Vegeta: Yes, fortunately for us the Onna isn't here at the moment... (perks up) SO! Can I have the middle chair now?
Chuquita: Well, you didn't exactly win over Son-kun....but oh-kay!
Vegeta: (cheers) WOOHOO! [kicks Chu out of her chair and hops in it] Heh-heh-heh. Ahh, the middle chair. It makes me feel so
POWERFUL. (to Son) In a mental sense, of course.
Chuquita: [on the ground] (flatly) Of course. [gets up and sits in Veggie's chair to the far right] (to Veggie & Son) You
know they showed the first ep with Gotenks today. He looks just like a mini-Veggie with purple hair on the sides, a rounder
widow's peak, and no "Kaka-obession".
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Like a chibi Veggie! (turns to Veggie, still w/big sparkily eyes) Aww it must be so cute!
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yes, "cute". When Trunks and Kaka-spawn #2 fuse Onna thinks it's cute, but when Kakarrotto and I fuse it's
always "the apocalypse". Has she EVER thought that Gotenks contains me and Kakarrotto's dna ALSO! Not to mention her own!!
Chuquita: Don't forget Bulma's.
Vegeta: ....oh yes. That purple hair thing of his.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: But just LOOK at how much more of my physical traits become dominant once you throw some kaka-genes into the mix!!
Heck his haircut and facial expressions are an exact COPY of my own! (smirks) I'd have to assume the mass amounts of saiyajin
dna must overpower the HUMAN ones and that's why he bears more of a resemblance to me.
Goku: (pouty) Whad about me?
Chuquita: I don't know, Son-kun. Other than the black hair and eyes (but Veggie's got that too) I can't even SEE you in the
fusion. Gotenks even ACTS like Veggie!
Goku: (confused) Does that make him a THIRD fusion baby.
Chuquita: ...I have no idea.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: What I think is neat though is that because Goten was trained by Chi-Chi and Trunks was trained by Veggie that
would logically mean Gotenks has a combination of Chi-Chi and Veggie's fighting styles.
Vegeta: Creepy.
Goku: Deadly. (gulps)
Chuquita: (slightly blue) Creepy AND deadly.
Goku: (musingly) I still can't wait to see my little Ji-chan.
Chuquita: I already saw a couple dub episodes of Vejitto online. His dub voice sounds much more melded together than Gotenks'
does. With Gotenks, Goten's voice sounds louder than Trunks's.
Goku: (grins) I can be loud. (takes a deep breath and prepares to scream) AAAAHH--mmph?!
Vegeta: [holding his hands over Son's mouth] (flatly) NO ONE wants to hear that high-pitched squealy voice of yours scream
for no good reason, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sniffles) But I think my voice is really really cute.
Chuquita: Your orignal one is. The dub you sounds how you look but the original sounds how you act.
Goku: (utterly confused) Eh?
Vegeta: (sighs) Your 'dub' voice sounds like a grown male saiyajin, Kakarrotto. Your real voice sounds like a little girl's!!
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Am I a CUTE lil-lil girl, Veggie? (bats eyelashes)
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh, heh-heh, (hiccups) Heh, you're, you're adorable Kakarrotto.
Goku: YAY! [hugs Veggie] Thank you little Veggie!
Vegeta: (still glowing) (w/big goofy smile) I prefer the orignal voice just fine, Kakay-chan.
Goku: I won't change a thing little Veggie!
Chuquita: And now Part 2!
Summary: Veggie makes a wish to Shenlong for Goku to become his servant-maid; saving him the trouble of having to create
any more evil plots. But what happens when the wish backfires and Veggie finds himself on the opposite end of his and Goku's
buddyship? Can the ouji deal with his new possessive and slightly manipulative servant-maid? Will he be able to somehow wish
Goku back to normal? And what happens when Chi-Chi finds out?!
Chuquita: You know Son's orignal voice would've been perfect for this one scene on today's episode.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, you were napping and a butterfly lands on your nose and dub you, (being the goofball he is) lets out a loud,
annoying sneeze. (smiles) Man I wish I could've seen how that sounded in the orignal.
Goku: (sweetly) I have a CUTE sneeze, Chu-sama.
Chuquita: ...
Goku: Well, in my real voice anyway.
Vegeta: (grumbles) You know that's the second Kaka-mush-filled moment in the series where a butterfly's landed on his nose
like that.
Goku: (grins) That's because I smell really sweet!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: Wouldn't it be funny if all these butterflies were really just bad guys Son-kun had fought in the past but
Enma-sama erased their memories and put them into the butterflies bodies and their subconscious led them to Son to try to
destroy him but they couldn't cuz they were butterflies.
Vegeta: ...bizarre, Chu.
Chuquita: Yeah, I know.
Goku: (grins) I bet that butterfly was Veggie.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) IT WAS NOT!
Chuquita: Yup. Veggie's facing a different fate.
Vegeta: (glares at Son) AND HOW COME DUB YOU HASN'T COME TO LOOK FOR ME YET! YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEEM WORRIED ABOUT ME YOU'D
RATHER TAKE A KAKA-NAP THEN FIND OUT IF YOU'RE LITTLE BUDDY'S BRAIN HAS BEEN DISINTEGRATED YET!!!
Goku: (nervous sweat) Uh, err, umm, on with Part 2!
Vegeta: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO---
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" WHAT did you say? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at Goku, startled.
" Onna. " he smirked defiantly.
Vegeta tugged on Goku's shirt, " Kakarrotto, that's my line. " he sweatdropped.
" Veggie-sama if you talk too much you're gonna get larrygitus. " Goku said, slightly annoyed; then cheerfully pulled
out a lollypop and stuck it in the ouji's mouth.
" You mean laryngitis. " Chi-Chi corrected him.
" I KNOW what I mean. " he said with a pouty look on his face.
" Ouji, " she turned to Vegeta, who was staring off blankly into space with the lollypop's stick hanging out of his
mouth, " What's going on! " she said, annoyed.
Vegeta pulled the lollypop out, " My servant-maid's gone mad and is trying to enslave me. " he said in a faraway
voice, his eyes bulging out of his head.
" Veggie-sama don't hurt your voice you'll need it for later. " Goku smiled, taking the lollypop out of the ouji's
hand, " And if you hold your lolly for too long it'll drip and get gooey candy stuff all over your hands and we don't want
THAT to happen do we? " he giggled, then put the lollypop back in Vegeta's mouth. The ouji sweatdropped, his cheeks hot red
with embarassment.
" Goku, what are you DOING! Don't BABY him! He's the Ouji! He's evil! " Chi-Chi pointed to Vegeta, who snickered at
her.
" Veggie-sama is NOT evil. You only use that word to describe him in an effort to keep me from my duties as
Veggie-sama's servant-maid not to mention your brashness reveals your own insecurities of losing your position in my life to
someone you consider unworthy for me to love. " Goku explained. Chi-Chi stared at him, bug-eyed. Vegeta backed up a couple
steps, creeped-out at Goku's sudden burst of intellegence. Goku walked over to Chi-Chi, then gave her a hug, " But I still
love you anyways. "
" Ohh, Go-chan. " Chi-Chi sniffled, hugging back, " You're so sweet. "
The couple stood there for several minutes, hugging each other. Vegeta growled angrily.
" KAKARROTTO!!! "
" YES VEGGIE-SAMA! " Goku quickly let go of Chi-Chi and turned to face him.
" KAKARROTTO, ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES--NOW! " Vegeta snapped angrily. Goku quickly did so while Chi-Chi watched
suspiciously. Vegeta walked up to Goku and stood ontop of him as if the larger saiyajin was a step-stool. Vegeta now had
enough "added height" to be eye-to-eye with her. Chi-Chi sweatdropped. The ouji smirked at her and took the lollypop out of
his mouth, " Greetings, Onna. "
" What did you do to him THIS TIME, Ouji? " Chi-Chi glared at him.
" THIS time? Why I didn't do ANYTHING to my *sweet little Kakay* this ti--ooh, Kakay, your servant-maid uniform feels
so nice beneath my feet. "
Chi-Chi paused and looked down only to realize for the first time since she had gotten there that Goku was presently
clad in the french maid-ish outfit Vegeta had long since made for him, " Oh no not again. " she groaned, slapping herself on
the forehead, " Goku why did you let him do this to you! "
" I happen to think Veggie-sama has a good taste in clothes. And while it doesn't look it, this outfit is VERY
comfortable. Veggie-sama worked very hard to make this uniform for me and you shouldn't berate him about it! Right,
Veggie-sama? " Goku grinned up at the ouji.
" Heh-heh, hear that Onna, Kakay says I have "a goooOOOOOOooOOOood taste". " Vegeta snickered.
" THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him.
" Kakay, Onna's YELLING at me and making my ears hurt really really bad. " the ouji fake-pouted, sticking the
lollypop back in his mouth.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku exclaimed, teleporting from where he was kneeling and instantly appearing behind Vegeta just in
time to catch him from falling due to the loss of his 'step-stool'. He picked the ouji up and cradled him like a baby, " You
can't yell that loud around Veggie-sama. His ears are very sensitive you know. " Goku pouted and started to rub one of the
ouji's ears. Vegeta's face started to glow bright red and a goofy grin appeared on his face.
" Heh-heh-hehhhhhhh.... "
" OOH! GOKU STOP THAT HE'S GETTING PLEASURE FROM YOU RUBBING HIS EAR LIKE THAT!!! " Chi-Chi angrily pointed out.
" *splat*! "
Goku looked down at his left arm; the one holding the ouji up; to see part of it was now covered in a thick layer of
drool that was dribbling out the side of the dazed prince's mouth, " Oh, yuck. " Goku cringed.
" Serves you right. " Chi-Chi snorted, putting her hands on her hips, " Set him down somewhere and I'll go find some
of Bulma's antibacterial soap to clean the ouji slobber off your arm. " she said, heading into the kitchen.
" Buh--but I CAN'T, Chi-Chi! " he whined, running into the kitchen after her, still holding the glowing-faced ouji in
his arms.
" Why not? " she asked him as she went through a cupboard in search of the soap.
" Because what if I let Veggie-sama down and he trips and hurts himself! Or breaks his arm or cuts his leg or bruises
his little Veggie face! " Goku started breathing faster as he tightened his grip on the ouji.
" Goku--HE'S FINE!! " Chi-Chi yelled, frustrated.
" Kakay thinks I'm fiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiine? " the glowing ouji slurred, then hiccuped.
" Umm, well I-- " Goku stammered, confused.
" PUT HIM DOWN GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed. The frightened saiyajin mysteriously pulled a VERY LARGE pillow out from
thin air and plopped it on the floor, then gently rested Vegeta ontop of it. He patted the ouji on the head and stood up,
smiling warmly at him. Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead, " Oh for crying out loud...Goku? " she groaned.
" Yes Chi-chan? "
" WHY are you catering to his sick little Ouji fantasies? " she asked, disgusted at the unfathomably content Vegeta
laying on the large pillow between them.
" I'm not catering to any fantasies, Chi-chan. I'm Veggie-sama's servant-maid. It's my duty to make sure he's as
comfortable, safe, and happy as saiyajinly possible. "
Chi-Chi stared at him, wide-eyed and in shock, " YOU'RE HIS _WHAT_!? "
" Servant-maid. " Goku happily responded, then pointed to his uniform, " I don't wear this for my health, ya know. "
he giggled.
" ...oh dear God, what has he done to your poor little brain. " Chi-Chi said weakly, placing a hand on Goku's
forehead.
" Nothing. I just woke up this morning with a sudden, deep-seeded need to serve Veggie-sama as his servant-maid and,
well, here I am. " he grinned, " It's MUCH more fun than it looks too, believe me! " Goku winked.
Chi-Chi glared down at Vegeta, who was now more-or-less back to normal. The ouji was examining his hand while
whistling some saiyajin tune. He looked up at her and grinned evilly.
" I'm taking him home now Ouji. " Chi-Chi said bluntly.
" I'm afraid you'll have to wait at LEAST another year before Kakay even lets you do THAT. " Vegeta remarked.
" Care to enlighten me? " she snarled, folding her arms.
" Yes, I think I would. " Vegeta chuckled, " You see Onna. Yesterday evening, after Kakay had gone 'home' and was
safely tucked away in his kaka-bed for the night, I took Bulma's radar out and went Dragonball hunting. "
Chi-Chi's face instantly turned a stark white.
" When I summoned Shenlong I have to see he was, at the least bit, surprised to see ME all by my lonesome. Even more
surprised at the fact that one of the Z gang was here to wish for something unrelated to a random villain causing destruction
. Anyway, my first wish was for Kakay to want to be my servant-maid. " he leaned back and smiled at Goku, who was now fanning
the ouji with a large pink feather bow, " And he's doing a VERY good job of it. Right Kakay? "
" Your wish is my command, Veggie-sama. " the larger saiyajin blushed lightly.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " What about your...second wish? " she said in disbelief.
" Oh, it was a rather simple one. You know, that old silly wish I've desired to attain from Shenlong even before I
desired Kakay's servant-hood. " Vegeta smirked, " Just immortality. "
" YOU WISHED FOR WHAT?!! " Chi-Chi froze.
" Immortality for myself, and Kakay here. " he pointed to Goku, " I figure this way I can have my Kaka-maid forever,
not worry about either one of us dying on the other, and avoid any and all futures that may conclude Kakay to end up as my
"princess" instead of his real destiny as my servant-maid. "
" ...WHY WASN'T ANYBODY WATCHING YOU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed upward. The ouji playfully shrugged.
" Beats me. Of course, I don't know why I didn't try to make these wishes earlier. " he said, then rubbed his hands
together maniacally, " It was SO EASY! "
" BUT SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU! BULMA! MIRAI! TRUNKS! BURA--no, forget her, BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO HAVE
BEEN MAKING SURE THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, pacing back and forth.
Vegeta chuckled at her, then held out his hand while his servant filed the ouji's nails, " Ahh, they're too busy to
keep by-the-minute tabs on me. " he said, then turned to Goku, " Not like you, huh Kakay? "
" I must obey.... " Goku said in a daze.
" OOH!! " Chi-Chi gritted her teeth, then paused and grinned as an idea popped into her head, " Oh Go-chan? " she
said sweetly, " How would you like to come home and help me bake a yummy delicious pie together? "
" YAY! PIE! " Goku cheered, " I love being Chi-chan's baking A-ssistant. "
" Good. " Chi-Chi smiled, " Now let's get going, the faster we get you home the faster you can get your pie and get
away from that Ouji! " she spun around towards the front door, then looked over her shoulder and face-faulted to see Goku
now had a grinning Vegeta latched onto his back piggy-back style, " GOKU!!! "
" I must bring Veggie-sama with me, Chi-chan. I'm sorry but for some odd reason my urge to coddle Veggie-sama has
become frighteningly LARGE. " his eyes temporarily widened.
" Well leave your urges here! I'm not letting you pamper him in YOUR OWN HOUSEHOLD!! " she stomped her foot, " NOW
SET HIM DOWN AND SHOW THAT OUJI THAT NO STUPID WISH IS GOING TO MAKE YOU DEPENDENT ON HIS PRESNENCE!! "
" I, I, " Goku nervously picked Vegeta off his shoulders, " I, I have to set you down for a little while oh-kay my
Veggie-sama? "
" That's alright Kakay, _I_ understand if you'd rather leave me to eat a pastry with Onna and then come back to find
my soft little body MURDERED and BLOODY laying all over the kitchen floor because YOU weren't there to protect your little
Veggie from the mean mean world a-round him. " Vegeta exclaimed overdramatically, then smirked and looked back at Goku only
to find the larger saiyajin now had a look of pure horror plastered all over his face.
" Muh--muh--MURDERED? " tears welled up in the larger saiyajin's eyes.
" That's right Kakay, mur..dered.. " Vegeta suddenly felt uneasy at the heart-broken expression Goku had on.
" But Veggie-sama's too strong to get, -murdered-, right? " Goku spat the word 'murdered' out.
" OF COURSE HE IS NOW PUT HIM DOWN!! " Chi-Chi snapped, " He's just trying to pull your chain, Goku. "
" Yeah, " Goku tried to narrow his eyes at the now-pouty-looking prince, " Veggie-sama better not trick me it's not
nice. "
" Fine. Believe the Onna, I don't care. It'll be all your fault once you come back to find my head decapitated and
sliced off my shoulders while the bloodthirsty killer makes the rest of my body parts into a thick milkshake and drinks it
down like the beast she is. "
" A, Veh--Veggie-shake? " Goku turned a petrified shade of blue.
Vegeta nodded, " Yup. A "Veggie-shake". But I can't help that can I. You just love PIE more than your sweet little
buddy--OOFH!! " the ouji yelped as Goku wailed and pinned the ouji tightly against him in a protective hug.
" Veggie-sama I really have to go right now but I want you to stay right here and wait for me when I get back oh-kay?
It doesn't mean I don't love you anymore it's just that I'm really really hungry and I'd like some pie. " Goku whispered,
gripping tighter. He slowly let go and sat the ouji on the floor, " I will be back for you though I PROMISE. " he patted one
of the little ouji's hands, then turned to Chi-Chi who instantly grabbed Goku by the wrist and raced out of Capsule Corp,
chucked him in the backseat of the car and drove off for home. Goku was, to say in the least bit, stunned.
" Hmmph. " Vegeta grumbled as he sat on the floor. He smirked and glanced up at a clock on the wall, " I give him a
good 2 hours before he comes running back to me. " the ouji nodded, then reached for something out of a nearby closet,
" Buuuut, just in case... "
2 Hours Pass...
" Mmm, I love baking with Chi-chan. " Goku said happily as he dunked his finger into the pie crust batter.
" You're not the only one who eats my cooking you know. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Hmm? " Goku stared at her blankly with his finger stuck in his mouth. Chi-Chi smiled warmly at him.
" Aww, Go-chan. "
Goku pulled his finger out and grinned at her.
" You don't think you could take that ouji-garment off now, eh? " she asked dryly.
Goku tugged at his servant-maid uniform, " But Chi-chan! I need it for when I have to go back to take care of little
Veggie! He NEEDS me to be with him for his own SURVIVAL! "
" Survival?! HA! " Chi-Chi laughed, " What a HAM that Ouji is. " she rolled her eyes.
" Toussan? "
Goku looked down to see Goten tugging on his leg.
" Toussan why are you wearing a skirt? " Goten asked.
The larger saiyajin blushed with embarassment, " It's not a skirt, it's a, a, it's a skirt, isn't it Chi-chan? " he
looked over at Chi-Chi, pitifully.
" Yes Goku, I can safely say you're wearing a skirt. " she said flatly.
" Actually Goten it's a servant-maid uniform. Veggie-sama's making me wear it. " Goku replied.
" That's weird. " Goten cocked an eyebrow, " Trunks has never made me wear a skirt. "
" Thank God. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" HEY! Goten what are you doing out here! You're supposed to be dead, remember! " Trunks said angrily, coming into
the room. The 8 year old was near-covered with mud and holding several worms in his hands.
" NUH-UH! YOU'RE JUST GONNA STICK THOSE WORMS UP MY NOSE!! " Goten shouted back.
" Hey, we sparred, you lost. That means I get to choose the next game and I wanna play detective and YOU'RE the
victim. Besides, it's not like I'm going to completely bury you. I'm gonna dig you back up so you can be my sidekick and we
can find out who the murderer is. "
" Muh--murder-- " Goku froze instantly as the pretend images of Vegeta's small battered, sliced, and diced body
appeared in his mind, " VEGGIE-SAMA!! " he wailed. Chi-Chi gulped, then hugged him, trying to calm him down from his sudden
outburst.
Goten and Trunks just stared at him blankly.
" What's wrong with him? " Trunks asked.
" Daddy? " Goten whimpered.
" Nothing, Trunks. The Ouji used the dragonballs to wish for Goku to be his "servant-maid" and it's starting to
affect him mentally now. " she said, patting Goku on his shoulders.
" Not THAT again. " Trunks groaned, " I don't get it, we already have hundreds of those robot maids to clean up after
us at Capsule Corp, what's one more gonna do? "
" Exactly. " Chi-Chi said, " I agree with you whole-heartedly, Trunks. But until another year passes we can't wish
Goku back to normal. "
" Crap. " the boy grimaced.
" Yeah, that'd pretty much sum it up. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" *CRASH*! " the entire group froze at the sound of breaking glass in the other room. The boys were the first to head
in its direction, followed by Chi-Chi, who stopped and looked over her shoulder at Goku.
" Come on honey! That could've been the vase on the living room table! HURRY! " she said, running into the living
room. Goku started after her, then paused to see a dish lying on the ground, he picked it up and absentmindedly started to
clean it. The saiyajin froze when he realized what he was doing.
" AHH! " he shrieked, dropping the dish to the floor where it broke into a million pieces, " I really AM going
crazy. " Goku flinched. He paused from his innate fear as a guitar began to play outside the kitchen window. The curious
saiyajin walked over to the window and sweatdropped to see Vegeta standing outside the house in his normal training gear
along with a gold crown on his head while strumming the guitar. The ouji had taken one of the towels off the line outside and
tied it around his neck like a cape.
" VEGGIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! " Goku exclaimed, slapping himself on the forehead.
" I can't leave my servant-maid in this backwoods prison now, can I? " Vegeta smirked while playing random notes on
his guitar.
" This isn't a prison it's my HOME! " Goku stomped his foot.
" Uh-huh, you keep telling yourself that Kakay, whatever helps you get through the day. " the ouji played several
notes at once, " Of course, I know something that could help you even more. " he smirked.
" Veggie, I JUST CLEANED A PLATE WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT!!! THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME!!! "
Goku screamed, frightened.
" There's nothing 'wrong' with you Kakay. You were just doing what comes natural to a servant-maid. Now howabout you
come back home with me and I can teach you how to clean my room? "
" Little Veggie-sama I do not want to do your chores for you. " Goku folded his arms stubbornly.
" You're weak-en-ing. " the ouji said in a sing-song voice, " My wish is-getting the-best-of-you and now I'm-taking
you back-home-with-me. "
" Hmmph. " the larger saiyajin turned around, " If Veggie wanted me to help him clean his room all he had to do was
ask! Not make some stupid wish that'd mess up my head on me! "
" *fake-sniffle* KAKAY! You break my 'poor widdle heart', wanting to stay here in this jail cell instead of escorting
me back home. It's a long walk here and back you know. Why the forest is FULL of ALL SORTS of predators who'd just LOVE to
get their paws on something small and meaty like myself so they could rip my body parts off and eat them as primitive snacks
to fill their large monstrous bellys. "
Goku's face fell into a worried and sad expression. He quickly covered his ears, " Veggie-sama stop! " he bit his lip
, tears welling up in his eyes.
" Why I'd be just HELPLESS without my loyal servant-maid; that's you; to keep me safe from the big bad monsters out
there. In fact I almost got killed several times on my long treacherous trek to see you. But I understand if you don't love
me anymore. You'll always have Onna--oh, wait, you won't because you're immortal and SHE'S not. "
" I don't want *sniffle* my little Veggie to die on meeee.. " Goku sniffled, tears dripping down his cheeks. The
large saiyajin paused a moment, " Wait did you say "immortal"? "
" ... "
" ... "
" No. "
" Oh, oh-kay. " Goku nodded, wiping his eyes.
" Hmm, hmm-hmm HMM HMM hmm hmm, " the ouji hummed to himself as he began to expertly play his fancy guitar, " I know
you'll come around sooner or later Kakay. I wished for it you know. Hmm-hmm-hmm HMMM hmm hmm, hmmhmm. Ya kawapsee zo Kakay. "
Vegeta said in saiyago, then smirked. He casually opened one eye and shrieked to see Goku practically looming over him
glowing bright red w/his tongue handing out the side of his mouth. A slow trail of drool dripped out of his presently unseen
mouth and off his tongue where it landed on the ouji's boot.
" Heh-heh...whoa.... " Vegeta stared at Goku, completely terrified at the expression on the larger saiyajin's face,
" That's a new face. " he laughed nervously, " Just for me, eh? " Vegeta gulped, trying to make small-talk.
" Vehhhgeeeeeeeeee... " the large, glowing saiyajin grinned in a daze, staring at the ouji w/big sparkily eyes.
" Yeeeah. Veggie. Heh-heh, right. " Vegeta said, then quickly held up his palm, blocking the larger saiyajin's face
from getting any closer, " Hmm, maybe I should've re-phrased that first wish from "want to be my servant-maid" to just "IS
my servant-maid". Apparently the psychological effects of my wish are seriously messing with Kakarrotto's normal brain
programming. "
" Ppht! " the dazed Goku blew a raspberry at Vegeta, who cringed at the onslaught of kaka-germs now dripping down his
face.
" Ech...CUT THAT OUT WILL YOU! " he grabbed Goku's tongue and tied it in a knot, then pushed the saiyajin back.
" DisGUSTING! " Vegeta grumbled as he wiped his soggy gloves together. Goku wobbled backward dreamily for several
seconds, then stopped suddenly and stood upright, his face now back to normal. He looked down at his tongue and quickly
untied Vegeta's knot, " Yuck, Kakarrotto that was COMPLETELY uncalled for and-- " Vegeta blinked at the now normal
dispositioned saiyajin, " --oh. You're back to normal...right? " he cocked an eyebrow. Goku just smiled and walked over to
him.
" May I teleport us home, Veggie-sama? " Goku bowed curtly.
Vegeta smirked, " Ahh, that's better. " he rubbed his hands together, " Yes Kakarrotto, I would enjoy that. " he
said proudly.
Goku placed a hand ontop of the ouji's head, then the two fingers on his other hand on his own forehead and
teleported out of sight.
" Ohhh, it WAS the vase! " Chi-Chi pouted as she kneeled down in the living room, holding up several shards of the
former living room decoration, " Go-chan bought this for me last month. " she said, then smiled, " He saved up money through
the whole month of August to buy this for me after I saw it in that store. " Chi-Chi mused, then wailed, " AND NOW IT'S GONE!
WAHAHAH!! "
Goten picked up the flowers, " Big brother what do I do with these? " he asked Gohan.
" Just hold on to them, Goten, I'll go find a cup to put them in for the time being. " he said, then returned with
the desired water-filled object. Goten happily plopped the flowers inside it.
" Look there's a note. " Trunks said, picking up a small piece of paper, " It's an envelope. " he blinked, then
squinted his eyes, " And it's got CAPSULE CORP'S LOGO on it!? "
Chi-Chi's eyes snapped open, " GIVE ME THAT! " she yelled, snatching the paper away. Trunks sweatdropped at his now
empty hands. Chi-Chi ripped the envelope open, " "Dear Onna,". " she read, " "Don't you have more important things to worry
about than a broken flower pot? While you have worried about a carrot I have been busy stealing the whole patch. Where ARE
your priorities. Why by the time you're finished reading this inane letter outloud the crown jewel of your dungeon is no
longer in your possession. Don't worry, Kakay's in good hands NOW. -signed 'The Ouji'.". " Chi-Chi turned a pale green.
" Carrot patch? What carrot patch? " Trunks scratched his head, then turned to Goten, who shrugged.
" We don't have a carrot patch. At least I don't think we do. "
" Ouji... " Chi-Chi trailed off in shock, then snapped to attention, " GOKU!! " she ran into the kitchen, only to
find the large saiyajin was now missing, " OH NO! MY GO-CHAN! HE'S TAKEN GO-CHAN AWAY FROM ME--AGAIN!! "
" Oh no. " Gohan groaned, smacking himself on the forehead, " Not again! "
" Sometimes I wonder about Toussan, Goten. " Trunks shook his head, " What does he need Goku-san as his servant for
ANYWAY? "
" Maybe Uncle Veggie's jealous cuz my Toussan's stronger than him. " Goten grinned.
" WHAT?! HE IS NOT!! " Trunks snapped.
" Is too. " Goten snickered.
" IS NOT! "
" IS TOO! "
" IS NOT! "
" IS TOO! "
" GO-CHAN COME BACK!! " Chi-Chi wailed over the two boys argument. Gohan sluggishly made his way up to the stairs.
" I'm going to find a pair of ear-plugs, put them in, and never take them out. "
" Ahh, home. How I do enjoy it here. " Vegeta smirked as he and Goku stood inside just infront of the front door to
Capsule Corp, " Well, most of the time, anyway. " the ouji looked around, then turned to his servant-maid, " So? Feeling,
you know, stable now, Kakarrotto? "
" Hai, Veggie-sama. " Goku bowed politely, then let a small evil smirk slip out, " MUCH more stable. "
Vegeta did a double-take, trying to decide whether he had seen the larger saiyajin smirk or not, then shrugged it
off, " SO! What should we do next, Kakay? I was thinking you could make me some nice fluffy pancakes. You know how to cook
pancakes for your prince, don't you Kakay? "
" Veggie-sama can't have pancakes yet. " Goku said.
Vegeta froze and looked over his shoulder at Goku, " WHAT did you say? "
" My little Veggie-sama can't have his pancakes yet until he gets cleaned up. " Goku smirked, " I don't want you to
get sick now do I? I won't let my little Veggie-sama die on me. I am going to take VERY VERY good care of him. " he bent down
to the ouji's height. Vegeta was getting that creeped out feeling in the pit of his stomach again.
" You know Kakay, as nice as it is for you to offer that to me, I'll have to decline. I want my pancakes, make them
now. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" If Veggie-sama is bad I will spank him like Chi-chan does to Goten. " Goku narrowed his eyes at Vegeta.
" Onna actually SPANKS that little kid?! " Vegeta gawked at the thought.
" It will hurt very much and be very painful. Especially if I punish you while I am a ssj3 so I suggest you go
upstairs right this minute. " Goku said in a calmly threatening voice.
" HA! " Vegeta laughed mockingly at him, " And if I DON'T? "
" If you don't you will be in very big trouble. " the larger saiyajin snickered.
" I'LL BE IN TROUBLE!? " the ouji narrowed his eyes, " YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU START TRYING TO ORDER ME AROUND!
YOU'RE _MY_ SERVANT-MAID! I GIVE THE ORDERS! AND WHATEVER ORDER I GIVE YOU YOU HAVE TO OBEY. "
Goku bent down to his height, " Veggie-sama didn't WISH for me to take orders. He only wished for me to WANT to be
his servant-maid. And I REALLY wanna do that now. " he said, then cracked his knuckles, " We'll have a lot of fun together,
Veggie-sama. Just you and me. That's what you wished for, isn't it? "
" Uhh, Ka--Kakarrotto I really think that wish did something to your brain. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " You're--you
aren't acting yourself. Maybe you should lie down. " he said, backing up, " No, I ORDER you to lie down and take a nap.
You'll feel much better after that, I promise. "
" How am I supposed to scrub your back if I'm stuck in the living room down here. " Goku asked innocently.
Vegeta almost threw up in shock, " Scrub my---*sigh*. Kakarrotto, I'll make a deal with you. If you stay here and
take a nice long nap, I'll go upstairs and clean myself up. Alright? "
The larger saiyajin just stared at him.
" I'll take that as a yes. " Vegeta sighed with relief, " You're probably right, with all the kaka-germs on my body
they're probably already forming little germ-civilizations all over my face by NOW. " the ouji rambled off as he made his way
up the stairs, then paused halfway up and pointed his finger at the larger saiyajin, " You dare follow me up here and I swear
I'll-- " Vegeta sweatdropped to see Goku was now fast sleep and snoring loudly, " Hmm. " he smirked and folded his arms,
" I knew I was right about him needing a nap all along. "
" Ahhh, Kakarrotto was ABOSULTELY correct. I DO feel better. " Vegeta said as he finished washing his face and
putting the washcloth away, " NO MORE Kaka-germs on MY royal face. " he said, then grinned at himself in the mirror. The ouji
looked over at his toothbrush, then dismissed it, " If I brush my teeth now those pancakes won't taste right. " he nodded,
then grabbed a couple towels and hopped in the shower.
15 minutes later Vegeta was whistling to himself while washing his hair when all of a sudden the music to "Psycho"
began playing in the backround. The ouji froze and sweatdropped. He looked over his shoulder and shrieked to see a figure
behind the curtain holding a large stabbing knife, " AHH! AHH AHH AHH!! " he shrieked, tripping and dragging the curtain down
with him, covering himself as he sat in the tub a mere 3 feet away from his attempted murder---Goku with a long sponge in his
left hand and a bottle of soap in his right.
" WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!! " Vegeta screamed, still shaking nervously, " ARE YOU MAD! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO KILL ME!!! "
" Now why would I kill the same lil ouji I'm trying to protect. " the larger saiyajin giggled.
" I can think of three good reasons. " Vegeta said dryly, getting up and using the fallen shower curtain as a towel
around his waist.
" Silly Veggie-sama, why aren't you in the tub? " Goku asked cheerfully.
" BECAUSE I don't take 'baths'. I shower. Peasants sit in puddles, princes stand ontop of them. " the ouji said
shortly.
" But, but I had everything all set out for you. " the larger saiyajin began to sniffle.
Vegeta looked past him and sweatdropped to see the large tub nearby the shower was completely filled with water.
" So? Is Veggie-sama ready to get nice-n-squeaky-clean? " Goku grinned at him. Vegeta only glared back.
" Kakarrotto. "
" Wellllll? "
" Pink...bubbles...Kakarrotto. PINK BUBBLES. " the ouji said flatly.
Goku looked back at the tub water drowning in bubblebath, " So? "
" _PINK_ _BUBBLES_, KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I AM NOT BATHING IN A TUB FULL OF _PINK_ _BUBBLES_!! "
" Pink's a very calming color you know, and you looked so tense stomping up the stairs like that and-- "
" PINK...BUB-BLES. " the ouji said in a slow yet angry voice.
" See! There Veggie-sama goes again with his tense little temper. If he pulls his lil brain muscles too tightly they
are going to snap. "
" I oughta snap YOU. " Vegeta growled, then froze to see the larger saiyajin's eyes well up with tears.
" *sniffle* "
" Oh no, " the ouji whinced pitifully, " Don't do that, please don't start that again Kakarrotto I'm actually saying
PLEASE-- "
" *sniffle* " Goku sniffled, now staring at the ouji w/big sparkily eyes that also happened to be filled to the brim
with tears.
" STOP THAT!! " Vegeta yelped, quickly squinting and then covering his eyes. He yelped again as something grabbed and
hugged him, " I WON'T GET IN THAT BIG PINK PUDDLE!! I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T!!! " he screamed furiously, kicking about
. He slowly pulled his hand off one of his eyes only to see Goku now hugging and watching him cheerfully as if he had never
cried at all; however the big sparkily eyes were now twice there normal size. Vegeta gulped and turned bright red.
" Peees, Vehgee. " the bigger saiyajin squeaked out in a little baby voice.
" I--- "
" --CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING IN THIS STUPID PINK PUDDLE!! " Vegeta ranted on and on while Goku shampooed the ouji's
hair, " I HATE YOU! I HATE PINK BUBBLES! I HATE EVERYTHING!! "
" Heeheehee, " Goku only giggled in reply, " Silly Veggie-sama, lying like that. "
" I AM NOT LYING!! " the aggrivated ouji waved his arms in the air, then whipped around and formed a small ki ball in
his hands, " ERRRRAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR-- "
" --beep! " Goku smiled, poked the ouji's nose with his finger, then pulled it away to reveal a blob of soap foam
left on the tip of Vegeta's nose. The smaller saiyajin looked down at it, then hung his head.
" It's not fair! "
" Veggie-sama stop feeling sorry for yourself and raise your arm so I can wash your smelly armpits! " Goku grinned,
holding up the sponge.
" OH NO YOU DON'T! " Vegeta yelled, pointing at him, " WHY AM _I_ THE ONE TAKING ORDERS AROUND HERE! I'M THE PRINCE
AND YOU'RE THE SERVANT-MAID! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, STUPID! I ORDER YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME AND YOU DO IT WITH NO
QUESTIONS ASKED! "
" Lift your other arm please. " Goku said pleasantly.
The ouji did so, " AND I ALREADY GOT CLEANED UP IN THE SHOWER! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS NAPPING! I MADE A
DEAL WITH YOU KAKARROTTO AND YOU GO AHEAD AND BREAK IT ON ME! I'M STILL HUNGRY TOO! YOU BETTER MAKE ME THOSE PANCAKES AFTER
I GET OUT OF THIS MESS YOU HEAR ME! I'M NOT JUST SOME LITTLE BABY YOU CAN DISTRACT AND PLAY WITH! "
" Lookat Mr. Duckie! " Goku cooed, holding a rubber ducky toy infront of the ouji while washing Vegeta's tail with
the other hand. The ouji inadvertently followed the squeaky noise. Vegeta instantly sweatdropped when he had realized what
he'd just done.
" CUT THAT OUT!! " he snapped at Goku.
" It looks like I won't have to cut anything out since you're done! "
" I'm..done? " Vegeta blinked. Goku handed him several large towels which he pulled out of nowhere. Vegeta narrowed
his eyes at the towels, " Just because that wish messed up your mind, Kakarrotto, doesn't mean you have to mess up mine! "
" I'm going downstairs to make Veggie-sama his pancakes now! You dry yourself off and I will meet you in your bedroom
to serve you your yummy pancakes! " Goku said happily teleporting out of the room.
Vegeta stood there in the water holding the towels; shocked, " I just destroyed my only peasant's brain beyond all
possible repair...WHY ME! "
" *sigh*. " Vegeta looked up at the clock on the wall. The ouji was now on his bed in his boxers. His stomach rumbled
angrily, " Kakarrotto where the heck are you! "
" Here I am Veggie-sama! " Goku smiled, teleporting infront of him holding a plate stacked several feet with pancakes
covered in butter and syrup, " I brought you a snack! "
" FINALLY! " the ouji grinned, then practically swipped the pancake tray out of Goku's hands and began devouring the
entire stack at once.
Goku sweatdropped, " Could've asked first. "
" MMMMMMMMMMMMM, these are almost worth waiting for Kakay! Wow they're good! " Vegeta stuffed another handful of
pancake in his mouth.
" May I possibly have some Veggie-sama? " Goku asked politely.
" Hmm? " Vegeta looked over at him, then twinged with a slight selfishness, " Oh fine, take one. " he grumbled.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, took a pancake, and began to nicely cut it up using a fork and knife. Vegeta's eyes popped out
of their sockets and his still partially-chewed pancake-filled mouth dropped to the floor in shock.
" SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET TABLE MANNERS!! " he gawked.
" It's not very nice for a servant-maid to have bad manners infront of his prince. " Goku nodded, then went back to
eating.
" This isn't weird, it's just plain bizarre... " Vegeta trailed off, ::Poor Kakay, any more of this and his brain'll
explode from all the mixed signals getting sent to it!:: " Kakay? "
" Hmm? "
" Can I ask you a question? "
Goku looked down at him, then smiled impishly, pulled out a wash-n-dry and instantly cleaned off the ouji's sticky
mouth and hands. Vegeta sweatdropped with embarassment, " Ask away Veggie-sama. " he fried the wash-n-dry into oblivion.
" You, love me, don't you Kakay? " Vegeta asked suspicously and uneasily at the same time.
" Oh YES Veggie-sama, very VERY much! " Goku smiled happily. The ouji's face glowed bright red but he quickly shook
it off.
" And, when you 'love' someone, there's normally a line of equality somewhere, correct? I mean, we're both grown
saiyajins, right? "
" Pillow? " Goku offered, stuffing a large pillow behind the ouji's back to prop him up a bit.
" Aww, thanks Kakay I-- " Vegeta blushed, then sweatdropped suddenly, " Errrr, " he growled, embarassed, " TO THE
POINT! I AM YOUR PRINCE! YOU ARE MY SERVANT-MAID! I GIVE YOU ORDERS! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, GOT IT! "
" Veggie-sama sometimes your orders aren't always in your best interest you know. " Goku replied.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T IN MY BEST INTREST!!! "
" Well what if you ordered me to do something I thought was bad? Should I obey you or trust my own instincts? "
" YOU OBEY ME NO MATTER WHAT!!! " Vegeta shouted. Goku only shook his head.
" I am sorry Veggie-sama but it is my duty to keep you as safe and comfortable as possible and I plan to keep it that
way. " he said sternly, then perked up, " And look what I got for you! " he held up an outfit similar to the ouji's normal
training uniform, only this one was white and had the word OUJI written in bold, gold letters across the chest. In Goku's
other hand were a pair of golden gloves. Vegeta's eyes widened.
" KAKAY! " he squealed excitedly, hugging the larger saiyajin, " OH KAKAY YOU'RE BRILLIANT I TAKE BACK HALF THE STUFF
I YELLED AT YOU FOR! " Vegeta happily put on the gloves and admired them, " It's ACTUAL gold too! How did you make this? "
" Mmm, gold in it's purest form is easily bendable soft like cotton or polyester. I sowed the layer overtop one of
your regular pairs of gloves. You'll find the inside was left untouched for your own comfort. " Goku smiled, content.
" I'm starting to remember why I made that wish again... " Vegeta mused, snickering. He grabbed the training uniform.
" I ironed on your title to the top incase anybody around here forgets your status. " the larger saiyajin commented.
" WOW Kakarrotto! This is amazing! Even though my wish seems to send your mind into several alternate personas of
yourself this one seems to be the one I really wanted! " Vegeta said, putting the shirt on, " Now I can walk down the street
and EVERYONE will know I am ROYALTY! The only thing that could make it better was if you could somehow fit "The Saiyajin
No..." above the word "Ouji". "
" I shall try, Veggie-sama. " Goku bowed respectfully.
" That's my servant! " Vegeta gave him a thumbs-up, then put the pants on only to realize something truely
embarassing, " Footies. "
" Yes Veggie-sama? " Goku blinked.
" Kakarrot, these training pants have--FOOTIES. " he cringed.
" They're to keep your lil ouji feet all nice-n-toasty in those silly boots of yours. " Goku gave him a hug.
" THEY HAVE SMILEY FACES ON THEM!! " Vegeta exclaimed, holding up the pants while still being hugged.
" Yeah, you see, under the footies there're sad smiley faces and ontop of the footies are happy smiley faces. That
way you can walk all over your bad thoughts during the day have all your happy thoughts shine ontop of you. " Goku said,
hugging tighter. The ouji's face glowed bright red.
" That was oddly poetic, yet strangely disturbing. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " But I'm still not wearing pants with
footies on them. "
" Do you want your feet to be comfy? " Goku asked.
" Yes. "
" Then you'll put the pants on! "
" NO! I REFUSE! NEVER! " Vegeta snorted, folding his arms.
" VEGGIE-SAMA NO ONE WILL SEE THE SMILEY FACES ANYWAY! THEY'LL BE INSIDE YOUR BOOTS!!! " Goku yelled, insulted.
" BUT _I'LL_ KNOW THEY'RE THERE!! " Vegeta retorted.
" THAT'S THE POINT! " Goku exclaimed, then smiled, " They're supposed to give your feet warm happy feelings inside! "
" MY FEET DON'T WANT ANY WARM HAPPY FEELINGS INSIDE! " Vegeta screamed, then paused as Goku glared down at him.
" You're putting the pants and your boots on and going to train in them in the gravity room. "
" NO WAY AM I WEARING PANTS WITH LITTLE SMILEY FACE BOOTIES!! " the ouji yelled angrily at him. Goku grabbed Vegeta
by the neck and slammed the shocked and surprised ouji against the wall, then went ssj3.
" You're wearing the pants, Veggie-sama. " he said, then growled at him.
Vegeta laughed nervously, then choked out, " Or, maybe I am... "
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10:07 PM 10/13/2002
END OF PART TWO!
Vegeta: (gasps) Story Kakay is THREATENING me!! THAT STUPID WISH!!
Goku: (sadly) _I'D_ never threaten you little Veggie 'o mine.
Vegeta: (mild red) Aww, that's sweet to know, Kakarrotto-chan.
Goku: HEE, [grabs Veggie & hugs him] (turns to Chu) Veggie thinks I'm sweet! (grins)
Chuquita: (glances at the glowing-bright-red ouji and sweatdrops) That's nice. (big grin) Know what's even nicer, Son-kun?
Goku: (eager) Whaaat, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (happy girl) The fact that I'm FINALLY going to be able to see Movie 12!
Goku: (cheers) YAY!
Vegeta: (groans) FINALLY, maybe she'll stop talking about it once she sees it.
Chuquita: (shrugs) So I like to mention it every-so-often, so what? It's the only dbz "buddy-flick" with you two staring in
it; heck your names are in the title! "Rebirth of Fusion; Son Goku and Vegeta".
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) How come Kakay's name gets to go FIRST?
Chuquita: He's the main character, that's why.
Vegeta: [looks up at Son, who now has a cute, yet completely clueless expression on his face]
Goku: (blows raspberry at Veggie) Heeheehee.
Vegeta: (grumbles and wipes the splattered spit off his face) And what does that make ME, a SIDEKICK?
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) I never really thought of you as Son-san's "sidekick". You're too, urm--
Vegeta: (boastful) UNIQUE?
Chuquita: Yah, you're too unique to be a sidekick.
Goku: (hugs Veggie tighter) That's part of the reason little Veggie is my little buddy!
Vegeta: (glowing again) (dazed) Heh-heh-heh...buddy....
Chuquita: The copy of movie 12 I'm downloading is off of dragonballarena.net . The site has an English and Italian version
but the movie is in japanese with english subtitles.
Goku: (cheesy grin) Ahh, subtitles. If you can't speak the language, read the words at the bottom of the screen.
Chuquita: That's right! So far I have 4½ of the 8 unzipped files I need to make the realmedia file work. (smiles) SO if
the timing goes well I should be able to watch it tommorow. I'm planning on doing a parody of that movie eventually, as
well as movie 8. After all, how can you resist parodying a movie where Veggie becomes the saiyajin no OU of a NEW planet
Bejito-sei; Chi-Chi gets Goku mad for forcing him to lie to the pta of a school about himself so Gohan can get in; and
the main super-villain is a big creepy guy who went insane as a baby from listening to baby-Goku cry and cry and cry in
the crib next to him sending him over the edge so far his whole vocabulary contains only the word "Kakarrotto".
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You'd have a field day with this one, wouldn't you Chu?
Chuquita: (grins) It'll be funny, KING Veggie. (to audiance) The best part of those plotlines is it actually happened.
Goku: (smiles down at Veggie) Even though little Veggie does not have a planet he still has me.
Vegeta: That's not gonna get me universal conquest.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Since when did YOU want "universal conquest"??
Vegeta: ... (shrugs)
Chuquita: There's also a funny lil line in movie 12 that reminds me of the whole 'servant-maid' thing (pauses) Well,
actually two lines, but it's the same line. I'll have to see the scene to find out which one is the right wording.
It's when Veggie & Son-kun are hiding from Janemba (that's the bad guy) in needle mountain. To be blunt, Veggie's mad
at Goku because he's stronger than him again. Goku explains that he had a body in Ano-yo (otherworld) while Veggie
was just a spirit (they never really explain how Veggie got killed in the first place (???) ) His "compassion" naturally
makes the little ouji even angrier with him--
Goku: (stubbornly) Veggie wants to boil in his own rage.
Vegeta: That's right! (nods)
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Then Goku says one of the two following lines:
MovieSon: I guess we won't be able to use the Fusion. After all, you are the proud prince of the Saiya-jin.
Chuquita: OR--
MovieSon: That's just what I'd expect from my prince.
Chuquita: (To Son & Veggie) Personally I think the first one's right. I mean, both of 'um sound a little weird coming
out of Son-kun's mouth. (I don't think he's ever called Veggie by his title; ouji OR saiyajin no ouji) But I think
"my prince" is really stretching it. Goku's not Cinderella or somethin.
Vegeta: (musing) One can dream though, can't one.
Goku: (scoots half-a-foot away from Veggie, slightly paranoid)
Vegeta: (to Son) OH CUT THAT OUT!!
Chuquita: Even though I've never heard sub or dub Goku say it, I'm pretty sure he'd say "Veggie" before saying "my prince".
Vegeta: (smirks) Who knows? You COULD be wrong. Kakay could say that if he REALLY wanted to! (glares at Son) RIGHT, Kakay?
Goku: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say little Veggie.
Chuquita: (grins) Not to mention Movie 12 has Gogeta's 1st and only other appearance I haven't seen yet!
Goku: (squeals) OUR LIL GOGGIE-CHAN! (to Chu) He's me-n-Veggie's second fusion baby. (grins) That makes Goggie the BABY
fusion baby. (sniffles) I love him and Ji-chan SO!!
Chuquita: Yeah, I should be able to write Goggie's character a little better for the Christmas special after seeing him
in action. (to herself) I saw his mini GT appearance so I assume he has just a lil more Son in him than Veggie.
Vegeta: I thought you didn't count GT?
Chuquita: (grins) I count it whenever it's convenient for me.
Goku: (happily) So when it messes with the storyline, it didn't happen!
Chuquita: Like in "Veggie Wins?!"
Goku: And when it's absolutely necessary to a fic, it DID happen!
Chuquita: Like "Believe it or Not!" Which was my only actual GT fic so far. (sweatdrops) But it's so old I wrote it
even before Veggie started on his "Kaka-maid" rampage.
Vegeta: I wouldn't call it a "rampage". (smirks) More like DESTINY!!
Goku: (scoots even further away from Veggie)
Vegeta: I SAID CUT THAT OUT!!
Chuquita: Well when you talk like that it makes him nervous.
Goku: (nods rapidly in agreement)
Vegeta: (snorts) Well it's HIS fault. _I_ can't help it those baka portara fusion earrings bonded me-n-Kakay together
for all eternity. HE KNEW IT! _HE_ CHOSE TO DO IT!
Chuquita: (watches Goku continue to scoot back) He scoots any further he'll fall off the set.
Vegeta: Really? You think so? (smirks) (smoothly) Heyyyyyy, Kakay. *wink*
Goku: (saucer-sized pupils) (scoots back another foot and falls off the edge of the set; screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---*THUD*!
Vegeta: (snickers a bit, then sweatdrops) How high are we up anyway?
Chuquita: 2 feet.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That was a pretty long scream of terror for a 2 foot drop.
Chuquita: (shrugs)
Vegeta: Think he's oh-kay?
Chuquita: Well you shouldn't have instigated him like that. You probably scared the crap out of him!
Vegeta: (sighs) The wink was too much, eh?
Chuquita: (dryly) No kidding.
Vegeta: (snickers) I guess you could *snicker* say I drove him over the edge.
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: (angry) OH COME ON! YOU'D BE LAUGHING IF KAKARROTTO SAID IT! (turns to the edge Son fell off of) Speaking of which,
is Kakay oh-kay?
Chuquita: (to audiance) We'll find out in the beginning Corner to Part 3 of "Anything You Say". Until the next chapter
everybody! (waves)
Vegeta: (peering over the side of the set) (worried) Kakay? Kakay are you oh-kay?
Goku: (gives a woozy thumbs-up)
Vegeta: (proudly) THAT'S MY PEASANT! Keep up the good work!
Goku: Ohh! (faints)
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Peanuts"
Snoopy: (typing on his typewriter) It was an enchanted evening. Two strangers in a crowded room. But they never meet.
The room is too crowded.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (smiling) I always liked the Peanuts strips with Snoopy at his typewriter. There's just something funny about a dog
writing cheesy, half-baked stories at a typewriter ontop of his doghouse.
Goku: Chi-chan says she's gonna find a way to throw Veggie in a doghouse.
Vegeta: (skeptic) A "doghouse", Kakarrotto?
Chuquita: (to Veggie) It's another word for jail/the pen/prison, etc.
Vegeta: (smirks) Onna thinks putting me away is going to stop me? HA! [strums his guitar] I don't THINK so!
Goku: (giggles) Veggie's too cute to go to jail, Chu-sama!
Vegeta: (grins) [while playing his fancy guitar] Yeah Chu-sama, I'm "too cute to go to jail".
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Don't tell that to me, tell that to Chi-Chi.
Vegeta: Yes, fortunately for us the Onna isn't here at the moment... (perks up) SO! Can I have the middle chair now?
Chuquita: Well, you didn't exactly win over Son-kun....but oh-kay!
Vegeta: (cheers) WOOHOO! [kicks Chu out of her chair and hops in it] Heh-heh-heh. Ahh, the middle chair. It makes me feel so
POWERFUL. (to Son) In a mental sense, of course.
Chuquita: [on the ground] (flatly) Of course. [gets up and sits in Veggie's chair to the far right] (to Veggie & Son) You
know they showed the first ep with Gotenks today. He looks just like a mini-Veggie with purple hair on the sides, a rounder
widow's peak, and no "Kaka-obession".
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Like a chibi Veggie! (turns to Veggie, still w/big sparkily eyes) Aww it must be so cute!
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yes, "cute". When Trunks and Kaka-spawn #2 fuse Onna thinks it's cute, but when Kakarrotto and I fuse it's
always "the apocalypse". Has she EVER thought that Gotenks contains me and Kakarrotto's dna ALSO! Not to mention her own!!
Chuquita: Don't forget Bulma's.
Vegeta: ....oh yes. That purple hair thing of his.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: But just LOOK at how much more of my physical traits become dominant once you throw some kaka-genes into the mix!!
Heck his haircut and facial expressions are an exact COPY of my own! (smirks) I'd have to assume the mass amounts of saiyajin
dna must overpower the HUMAN ones and that's why he bears more of a resemblance to me.
Goku: (pouty) Whad about me?
Chuquita: I don't know, Son-kun. Other than the black hair and eyes (but Veggie's got that too) I can't even SEE you in the
fusion. Gotenks even ACTS like Veggie!
Goku: (confused) Does that make him a THIRD fusion baby.
Chuquita: ...I have no idea.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: What I think is neat though is that because Goten was trained by Chi-Chi and Trunks was trained by Veggie that
would logically mean Gotenks has a combination of Chi-Chi and Veggie's fighting styles.
Vegeta: Creepy.
Goku: Deadly. (gulps)
Chuquita: (slightly blue) Creepy AND deadly.
Goku: (musingly) I still can't wait to see my little Ji-chan.
Chuquita: I already saw a couple dub episodes of Vejitto online. His dub voice sounds much more melded together than Gotenks'
does. With Gotenks, Goten's voice sounds louder than Trunks's.
Goku: (grins) I can be loud. (takes a deep breath and prepares to scream) AAAAHH--mmph?!
Vegeta: [holding his hands over Son's mouth] (flatly) NO ONE wants to hear that high-pitched squealy voice of yours scream
for no good reason, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sniffles) But I think my voice is really really cute.
Chuquita: Your orignal one is. The dub you sounds how you look but the original sounds how you act.
Goku: (utterly confused) Eh?
Vegeta: (sighs) Your 'dub' voice sounds like a grown male saiyajin, Kakarrotto. Your real voice sounds like a little girl's!!
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Am I a CUTE lil-lil girl, Veggie? (bats eyelashes)
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh, heh-heh, (hiccups) Heh, you're, you're adorable Kakarrotto.
Goku: YAY! [hugs Veggie] Thank you little Veggie!
Vegeta: (still glowing) (w/big goofy smile) I prefer the orignal voice just fine, Kakay-chan.
Goku: I won't change a thing little Veggie!
Chuquita: And now Part 2!
Summary: Veggie makes a wish to Shenlong for Goku to become his servant-maid; saving him the trouble of having to create
any more evil plots. But what happens when the wish backfires and Veggie finds himself on the opposite end of his and Goku's
buddyship? Can the ouji deal with his new possessive and slightly manipulative servant-maid? Will he be able to somehow wish
Goku back to normal? And what happens when Chi-Chi finds out?!
Chuquita: You know Son's orignal voice would've been perfect for this one scene on today's episode.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, you were napping and a butterfly lands on your nose and dub you, (being the goofball he is) lets out a loud,
annoying sneeze. (smiles) Man I wish I could've seen how that sounded in the orignal.
Goku: (sweetly) I have a CUTE sneeze, Chu-sama.
Chuquita: ...
Goku: Well, in my real voice anyway.
Vegeta: (grumbles) You know that's the second Kaka-mush-filled moment in the series where a butterfly's landed on his nose
like that.
Goku: (grins) That's because I smell really sweet!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: Wouldn't it be funny if all these butterflies were really just bad guys Son-kun had fought in the past but
Enma-sama erased their memories and put them into the butterflies bodies and their subconscious led them to Son to try to
destroy him but they couldn't cuz they were butterflies.
Vegeta: ...bizarre, Chu.
Chuquita: Yeah, I know.
Goku: (grins) I bet that butterfly was Veggie.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) IT WAS NOT!
Chuquita: Yup. Veggie's facing a different fate.
Vegeta: (glares at Son) AND HOW COME DUB YOU HASN'T COME TO LOOK FOR ME YET! YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEEM WORRIED ABOUT ME YOU'D
RATHER TAKE A KAKA-NAP THEN FIND OUT IF YOU'RE LITTLE BUDDY'S BRAIN HAS BEEN DISINTEGRATED YET!!!
Goku: (nervous sweat) Uh, err, umm, on with Part 2!
Vegeta: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO---
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" WHAT did you say? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at Goku, startled.
" Onna. " he smirked defiantly.
Vegeta tugged on Goku's shirt, " Kakarrotto, that's my line. " he sweatdropped.
" Veggie-sama if you talk too much you're gonna get larrygitus. " Goku said, slightly annoyed; then cheerfully pulled
out a lollypop and stuck it in the ouji's mouth.
" You mean laryngitis. " Chi-Chi corrected him.
" I KNOW what I mean. " he said with a pouty look on his face.
" Ouji, " she turned to Vegeta, who was staring off blankly into space with the lollypop's stick hanging out of his
mouth, " What's going on! " she said, annoyed.
Vegeta pulled the lollypop out, " My servant-maid's gone mad and is trying to enslave me. " he said in a faraway
voice, his eyes bulging out of his head.
" Veggie-sama don't hurt your voice you'll need it for later. " Goku smiled, taking the lollypop out of the ouji's
hand, " And if you hold your lolly for too long it'll drip and get gooey candy stuff all over your hands and we don't want
THAT to happen do we? " he giggled, then put the lollypop back in Vegeta's mouth. The ouji sweatdropped, his cheeks hot red
with embarassment.
" Goku, what are you DOING! Don't BABY him! He's the Ouji! He's evil! " Chi-Chi pointed to Vegeta, who snickered at
her.
" Veggie-sama is NOT evil. You only use that word to describe him in an effort to keep me from my duties as
Veggie-sama's servant-maid not to mention your brashness reveals your own insecurities of losing your position in my life to
someone you consider unworthy for me to love. " Goku explained. Chi-Chi stared at him, bug-eyed. Vegeta backed up a couple
steps, creeped-out at Goku's sudden burst of intellegence. Goku walked over to Chi-Chi, then gave her a hug, " But I still
love you anyways. "
" Ohh, Go-chan. " Chi-Chi sniffled, hugging back, " You're so sweet. "
The couple stood there for several minutes, hugging each other. Vegeta growled angrily.
" KAKARROTTO!!! "
" YES VEGGIE-SAMA! " Goku quickly let go of Chi-Chi and turned to face him.
" KAKARROTTO, ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES--NOW! " Vegeta snapped angrily. Goku quickly did so while Chi-Chi watched
suspiciously. Vegeta walked up to Goku and stood ontop of him as if the larger saiyajin was a step-stool. Vegeta now had
enough "added height" to be eye-to-eye with her. Chi-Chi sweatdropped. The ouji smirked at her and took the lollypop out of
his mouth, " Greetings, Onna. "
" What did you do to him THIS TIME, Ouji? " Chi-Chi glared at him.
" THIS time? Why I didn't do ANYTHING to my *sweet little Kakay* this ti--ooh, Kakay, your servant-maid uniform feels
so nice beneath my feet. "
Chi-Chi paused and looked down only to realize for the first time since she had gotten there that Goku was presently
clad in the french maid-ish outfit Vegeta had long since made for him, " Oh no not again. " she groaned, slapping herself on
the forehead, " Goku why did you let him do this to you! "
" I happen to think Veggie-sama has a good taste in clothes. And while it doesn't look it, this outfit is VERY
comfortable. Veggie-sama worked very hard to make this uniform for me and you shouldn't berate him about it! Right,
Veggie-sama? " Goku grinned up at the ouji.
" Heh-heh, hear that Onna, Kakay says I have "a goooOOOOOOooOOOood taste". " Vegeta snickered.
" THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him.
" Kakay, Onna's YELLING at me and making my ears hurt really really bad. " the ouji fake-pouted, sticking the
lollypop back in his mouth.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku exclaimed, teleporting from where he was kneeling and instantly appearing behind Vegeta just in
time to catch him from falling due to the loss of his 'step-stool'. He picked the ouji up and cradled him like a baby, " You
can't yell that loud around Veggie-sama. His ears are very sensitive you know. " Goku pouted and started to rub one of the
ouji's ears. Vegeta's face started to glow bright red and a goofy grin appeared on his face.
" Heh-heh-hehhhhhhh.... "
" OOH! GOKU STOP THAT HE'S GETTING PLEASURE FROM YOU RUBBING HIS EAR LIKE THAT!!! " Chi-Chi angrily pointed out.
" *splat*! "
Goku looked down at his left arm; the one holding the ouji up; to see part of it was now covered in a thick layer of
drool that was dribbling out the side of the dazed prince's mouth, " Oh, yuck. " Goku cringed.
" Serves you right. " Chi-Chi snorted, putting her hands on her hips, " Set him down somewhere and I'll go find some
of Bulma's antibacterial soap to clean the ouji slobber off your arm. " she said, heading into the kitchen.
" Buh--but I CAN'T, Chi-Chi! " he whined, running into the kitchen after her, still holding the glowing-faced ouji in
his arms.
" Why not? " she asked him as she went through a cupboard in search of the soap.
" Because what if I let Veggie-sama down and he trips and hurts himself! Or breaks his arm or cuts his leg or bruises
his little Veggie face! " Goku started breathing faster as he tightened his grip on the ouji.
" Goku--HE'S FINE!! " Chi-Chi yelled, frustrated.
" Kakay thinks I'm fiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiine? " the glowing ouji slurred, then hiccuped.
" Umm, well I-- " Goku stammered, confused.
" PUT HIM DOWN GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed. The frightened saiyajin mysteriously pulled a VERY LARGE pillow out from
thin air and plopped it on the floor, then gently rested Vegeta ontop of it. He patted the ouji on the head and stood up,
smiling warmly at him. Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead, " Oh for crying out loud...Goku? " she groaned.
" Yes Chi-chan? "
" WHY are you catering to his sick little Ouji fantasies? " she asked, disgusted at the unfathomably content Vegeta
laying on the large pillow between them.
" I'm not catering to any fantasies, Chi-chan. I'm Veggie-sama's servant-maid. It's my duty to make sure he's as
comfortable, safe, and happy as saiyajinly possible. "
Chi-Chi stared at him, wide-eyed and in shock, " YOU'RE HIS _WHAT_!? "
" Servant-maid. " Goku happily responded, then pointed to his uniform, " I don't wear this for my health, ya know. "
he giggled.
" ...oh dear God, what has he done to your poor little brain. " Chi-Chi said weakly, placing a hand on Goku's
forehead.
" Nothing. I just woke up this morning with a sudden, deep-seeded need to serve Veggie-sama as his servant-maid and,
well, here I am. " he grinned, " It's MUCH more fun than it looks too, believe me! " Goku winked.
Chi-Chi glared down at Vegeta, who was now more-or-less back to normal. The ouji was examining his hand while
whistling some saiyajin tune. He looked up at her and grinned evilly.
" I'm taking him home now Ouji. " Chi-Chi said bluntly.
" I'm afraid you'll have to wait at LEAST another year before Kakay even lets you do THAT. " Vegeta remarked.
" Care to enlighten me? " she snarled, folding her arms.
" Yes, I think I would. " Vegeta chuckled, " You see Onna. Yesterday evening, after Kakay had gone 'home' and was
safely tucked away in his kaka-bed for the night, I took Bulma's radar out and went Dragonball hunting. "
Chi-Chi's face instantly turned a stark white.
" When I summoned Shenlong I have to see he was, at the least bit, surprised to see ME all by my lonesome. Even more
surprised at the fact that one of the Z gang was here to wish for something unrelated to a random villain causing destruction
. Anyway, my first wish was for Kakay to want to be my servant-maid. " he leaned back and smiled at Goku, who was now fanning
the ouji with a large pink feather bow, " And he's doing a VERY good job of it. Right Kakay? "
" Your wish is my command, Veggie-sama. " the larger saiyajin blushed lightly.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " What about your...second wish? " she said in disbelief.
" Oh, it was a rather simple one. You know, that old silly wish I've desired to attain from Shenlong even before I
desired Kakay's servant-hood. " Vegeta smirked, " Just immortality. "
" YOU WISHED FOR WHAT?!! " Chi-Chi froze.
" Immortality for myself, and Kakay here. " he pointed to Goku, " I figure this way I can have my Kaka-maid forever,
not worry about either one of us dying on the other, and avoid any and all futures that may conclude Kakay to end up as my
"princess" instead of his real destiny as my servant-maid. "
" ...WHY WASN'T ANYBODY WATCHING YOU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed upward. The ouji playfully shrugged.
" Beats me. Of course, I don't know why I didn't try to make these wishes earlier. " he said, then rubbed his hands
together maniacally, " It was SO EASY! "
" BUT SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU! BULMA! MIRAI! TRUNKS! BURA--no, forget her, BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO HAVE
BEEN MAKING SURE THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, pacing back and forth.
Vegeta chuckled at her, then held out his hand while his servant filed the ouji's nails, " Ahh, they're too busy to
keep by-the-minute tabs on me. " he said, then turned to Goku, " Not like you, huh Kakay? "
" I must obey.... " Goku said in a daze.
" OOH!! " Chi-Chi gritted her teeth, then paused and grinned as an idea popped into her head, " Oh Go-chan? " she
said sweetly, " How would you like to come home and help me bake a yummy delicious pie together? "
" YAY! PIE! " Goku cheered, " I love being Chi-chan's baking A-ssistant. "
" Good. " Chi-Chi smiled, " Now let's get going, the faster we get you home the faster you can get your pie and get
away from that Ouji! " she spun around towards the front door, then looked over her shoulder and face-faulted to see Goku
now had a grinning Vegeta latched onto his back piggy-back style, " GOKU!!! "
" I must bring Veggie-sama with me, Chi-chan. I'm sorry but for some odd reason my urge to coddle Veggie-sama has
become frighteningly LARGE. " his eyes temporarily widened.
" Well leave your urges here! I'm not letting you pamper him in YOUR OWN HOUSEHOLD!! " she stomped her foot, " NOW
SET HIM DOWN AND SHOW THAT OUJI THAT NO STUPID WISH IS GOING TO MAKE YOU DEPENDENT ON HIS PRESNENCE!! "
" I, I, " Goku nervously picked Vegeta off his shoulders, " I, I have to set you down for a little while oh-kay my
Veggie-sama? "
" That's alright Kakay, _I_ understand if you'd rather leave me to eat a pastry with Onna and then come back to find
my soft little body MURDERED and BLOODY laying all over the kitchen floor because YOU weren't there to protect your little
Veggie from the mean mean world a-round him. " Vegeta exclaimed overdramatically, then smirked and looked back at Goku only
to find the larger saiyajin now had a look of pure horror plastered all over his face.
" Muh--muh--MURDERED? " tears welled up in the larger saiyajin's eyes.
" That's right Kakay, mur..dered.. " Vegeta suddenly felt uneasy at the heart-broken expression Goku had on.
" But Veggie-sama's too strong to get, -murdered-, right? " Goku spat the word 'murdered' out.
" OF COURSE HE IS NOW PUT HIM DOWN!! " Chi-Chi snapped, " He's just trying to pull your chain, Goku. "
" Yeah, " Goku tried to narrow his eyes at the now-pouty-looking prince, " Veggie-sama better not trick me it's not
nice. "
" Fine. Believe the Onna, I don't care. It'll be all your fault once you come back to find my head decapitated and
sliced off my shoulders while the bloodthirsty killer makes the rest of my body parts into a thick milkshake and drinks it
down like the beast she is. "
" A, Veh--Veggie-shake? " Goku turned a petrified shade of blue.
Vegeta nodded, " Yup. A "Veggie-shake". But I can't help that can I. You just love PIE more than your sweet little
buddy--OOFH!! " the ouji yelped as Goku wailed and pinned the ouji tightly against him in a protective hug.
" Veggie-sama I really have to go right now but I want you to stay right here and wait for me when I get back oh-kay?
It doesn't mean I don't love you anymore it's just that I'm really really hungry and I'd like some pie. " Goku whispered,
gripping tighter. He slowly let go and sat the ouji on the floor, " I will be back for you though I PROMISE. " he patted one
of the little ouji's hands, then turned to Chi-Chi who instantly grabbed Goku by the wrist and raced out of Capsule Corp,
chucked him in the backseat of the car and drove off for home. Goku was, to say in the least bit, stunned.
" Hmmph. " Vegeta grumbled as he sat on the floor. He smirked and glanced up at a clock on the wall, " I give him a
good 2 hours before he comes running back to me. " the ouji nodded, then reached for something out of a nearby closet,
" Buuuut, just in case... "
2 Hours Pass...
" Mmm, I love baking with Chi-chan. " Goku said happily as he dunked his finger into the pie crust batter.
" You're not the only one who eats my cooking you know. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Hmm? " Goku stared at her blankly with his finger stuck in his mouth. Chi-Chi smiled warmly at him.
" Aww, Go-chan. "
Goku pulled his finger out and grinned at her.
" You don't think you could take that ouji-garment off now, eh? " she asked dryly.
Goku tugged at his servant-maid uniform, " But Chi-chan! I need it for when I have to go back to take care of little
Veggie! He NEEDS me to be with him for his own SURVIVAL! "
" Survival?! HA! " Chi-Chi laughed, " What a HAM that Ouji is. " she rolled her eyes.
" Toussan? "
Goku looked down to see Goten tugging on his leg.
" Toussan why are you wearing a skirt? " Goten asked.
The larger saiyajin blushed with embarassment, " It's not a skirt, it's a, a, it's a skirt, isn't it Chi-chan? " he
looked over at Chi-Chi, pitifully.
" Yes Goku, I can safely say you're wearing a skirt. " she said flatly.
" Actually Goten it's a servant-maid uniform. Veggie-sama's making me wear it. " Goku replied.
" That's weird. " Goten cocked an eyebrow, " Trunks has never made me wear a skirt. "
" Thank God. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" HEY! Goten what are you doing out here! You're supposed to be dead, remember! " Trunks said angrily, coming into
the room. The 8 year old was near-covered with mud and holding several worms in his hands.
" NUH-UH! YOU'RE JUST GONNA STICK THOSE WORMS UP MY NOSE!! " Goten shouted back.
" Hey, we sparred, you lost. That means I get to choose the next game and I wanna play detective and YOU'RE the
victim. Besides, it's not like I'm going to completely bury you. I'm gonna dig you back up so you can be my sidekick and we
can find out who the murderer is. "
" Muh--murder-- " Goku froze instantly as the pretend images of Vegeta's small battered, sliced, and diced body
appeared in his mind, " VEGGIE-SAMA!! " he wailed. Chi-Chi gulped, then hugged him, trying to calm him down from his sudden
outburst.
Goten and Trunks just stared at him blankly.
" What's wrong with him? " Trunks asked.
" Daddy? " Goten whimpered.
" Nothing, Trunks. The Ouji used the dragonballs to wish for Goku to be his "servant-maid" and it's starting to
affect him mentally now. " she said, patting Goku on his shoulders.
" Not THAT again. " Trunks groaned, " I don't get it, we already have hundreds of those robot maids to clean up after
us at Capsule Corp, what's one more gonna do? "
" Exactly. " Chi-Chi said, " I agree with you whole-heartedly, Trunks. But until another year passes we can't wish
Goku back to normal. "
" Crap. " the boy grimaced.
" Yeah, that'd pretty much sum it up. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" *CRASH*! " the entire group froze at the sound of breaking glass in the other room. The boys were the first to head
in its direction, followed by Chi-Chi, who stopped and looked over her shoulder at Goku.
" Come on honey! That could've been the vase on the living room table! HURRY! " she said, running into the living
room. Goku started after her, then paused to see a dish lying on the ground, he picked it up and absentmindedly started to
clean it. The saiyajin froze when he realized what he was doing.
" AHH! " he shrieked, dropping the dish to the floor where it broke into a million pieces, " I really AM going
crazy. " Goku flinched. He paused from his innate fear as a guitar began to play outside the kitchen window. The curious
saiyajin walked over to the window and sweatdropped to see Vegeta standing outside the house in his normal training gear
along with a gold crown on his head while strumming the guitar. The ouji had taken one of the towels off the line outside and
tied it around his neck like a cape.
" VEGGIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! " Goku exclaimed, slapping himself on the forehead.
" I can't leave my servant-maid in this backwoods prison now, can I? " Vegeta smirked while playing random notes on
his guitar.
" This isn't a prison it's my HOME! " Goku stomped his foot.
" Uh-huh, you keep telling yourself that Kakay, whatever helps you get through the day. " the ouji played several
notes at once, " Of course, I know something that could help you even more. " he smirked.
" Veggie, I JUST CLEANED A PLATE WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT!!! THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME!!! "
Goku screamed, frightened.
" There's nothing 'wrong' with you Kakay. You were just doing what comes natural to a servant-maid. Now howabout you
come back home with me and I can teach you how to clean my room? "
" Little Veggie-sama I do not want to do your chores for you. " Goku folded his arms stubbornly.
" You're weak-en-ing. " the ouji said in a sing-song voice, " My wish is-getting the-best-of-you and now I'm-taking
you back-home-with-me. "
" Hmmph. " the larger saiyajin turned around, " If Veggie wanted me to help him clean his room all he had to do was
ask! Not make some stupid wish that'd mess up my head on me! "
" *fake-sniffle* KAKAY! You break my 'poor widdle heart', wanting to stay here in this jail cell instead of escorting
me back home. It's a long walk here and back you know. Why the forest is FULL of ALL SORTS of predators who'd just LOVE to
get their paws on something small and meaty like myself so they could rip my body parts off and eat them as primitive snacks
to fill their large monstrous bellys. "
Goku's face fell into a worried and sad expression. He quickly covered his ears, " Veggie-sama stop! " he bit his lip
, tears welling up in his eyes.
" Why I'd be just HELPLESS without my loyal servant-maid; that's you; to keep me safe from the big bad monsters out
there. In fact I almost got killed several times on my long treacherous trek to see you. But I understand if you don't love
me anymore. You'll always have Onna--oh, wait, you won't because you're immortal and SHE'S not. "
" I don't want *sniffle* my little Veggie to die on meeee.. " Goku sniffled, tears dripping down his cheeks. The
large saiyajin paused a moment, " Wait did you say "immortal"? "
" ... "
" ... "
" No. "
" Oh, oh-kay. " Goku nodded, wiping his eyes.
" Hmm, hmm-hmm HMM HMM hmm hmm, " the ouji hummed to himself as he began to expertly play his fancy guitar, " I know
you'll come around sooner or later Kakay. I wished for it you know. Hmm-hmm-hmm HMMM hmm hmm, hmmhmm. Ya kawapsee zo Kakay. "
Vegeta said in saiyago, then smirked. He casually opened one eye and shrieked to see Goku practically looming over him
glowing bright red w/his tongue handing out the side of his mouth. A slow trail of drool dripped out of his presently unseen
mouth and off his tongue where it landed on the ouji's boot.
" Heh-heh...whoa.... " Vegeta stared at Goku, completely terrified at the expression on the larger saiyajin's face,
" That's a new face. " he laughed nervously, " Just for me, eh? " Vegeta gulped, trying to make small-talk.
" Vehhhgeeeeeeeeee... " the large, glowing saiyajin grinned in a daze, staring at the ouji w/big sparkily eyes.
" Yeeeah. Veggie. Heh-heh, right. " Vegeta said, then quickly held up his palm, blocking the larger saiyajin's face
from getting any closer, " Hmm, maybe I should've re-phrased that first wish from "want to be my servant-maid" to just "IS
my servant-maid". Apparently the psychological effects of my wish are seriously messing with Kakarrotto's normal brain
programming. "
" Ppht! " the dazed Goku blew a raspberry at Vegeta, who cringed at the onslaught of kaka-germs now dripping down his
face.
" Ech...CUT THAT OUT WILL YOU! " he grabbed Goku's tongue and tied it in a knot, then pushed the saiyajin back.
" DisGUSTING! " Vegeta grumbled as he wiped his soggy gloves together. Goku wobbled backward dreamily for several
seconds, then stopped suddenly and stood upright, his face now back to normal. He looked down at his tongue and quickly
untied Vegeta's knot, " Yuck, Kakarrotto that was COMPLETELY uncalled for and-- " Vegeta blinked at the now normal
dispositioned saiyajin, " --oh. You're back to normal...right? " he cocked an eyebrow. Goku just smiled and walked over to
him.
" May I teleport us home, Veggie-sama? " Goku bowed curtly.
Vegeta smirked, " Ahh, that's better. " he rubbed his hands together, " Yes Kakarrotto, I would enjoy that. " he
said proudly.
Goku placed a hand ontop of the ouji's head, then the two fingers on his other hand on his own forehead and
teleported out of sight.
" Ohhh, it WAS the vase! " Chi-Chi pouted as she kneeled down in the living room, holding up several shards of the
former living room decoration, " Go-chan bought this for me last month. " she said, then smiled, " He saved up money through
the whole month of August to buy this for me after I saw it in that store. " Chi-Chi mused, then wailed, " AND NOW IT'S GONE!
WAHAHAH!! "
Goten picked up the flowers, " Big brother what do I do with these? " he asked Gohan.
" Just hold on to them, Goten, I'll go find a cup to put them in for the time being. " he said, then returned with
the desired water-filled object. Goten happily plopped the flowers inside it.
" Look there's a note. " Trunks said, picking up a small piece of paper, " It's an envelope. " he blinked, then
squinted his eyes, " And it's got CAPSULE CORP'S LOGO on it!? "
Chi-Chi's eyes snapped open, " GIVE ME THAT! " she yelled, snatching the paper away. Trunks sweatdropped at his now
empty hands. Chi-Chi ripped the envelope open, " "Dear Onna,". " she read, " "Don't you have more important things to worry
about than a broken flower pot? While you have worried about a carrot I have been busy stealing the whole patch. Where ARE
your priorities. Why by the time you're finished reading this inane letter outloud the crown jewel of your dungeon is no
longer in your possession. Don't worry, Kakay's in good hands NOW. -signed 'The Ouji'.". " Chi-Chi turned a pale green.
" Carrot patch? What carrot patch? " Trunks scratched his head, then turned to Goten, who shrugged.
" We don't have a carrot patch. At least I don't think we do. "
" Ouji... " Chi-Chi trailed off in shock, then snapped to attention, " GOKU!! " she ran into the kitchen, only to
find the large saiyajin was now missing, " OH NO! MY GO-CHAN! HE'S TAKEN GO-CHAN AWAY FROM ME--AGAIN!! "
" Oh no. " Gohan groaned, smacking himself on the forehead, " Not again! "
" Sometimes I wonder about Toussan, Goten. " Trunks shook his head, " What does he need Goku-san as his servant for
ANYWAY? "
" Maybe Uncle Veggie's jealous cuz my Toussan's stronger than him. " Goten grinned.
" WHAT?! HE IS NOT!! " Trunks snapped.
" Is too. " Goten snickered.
" IS NOT! "
" IS TOO! "
" IS NOT! "
" IS TOO! "
" GO-CHAN COME BACK!! " Chi-Chi wailed over the two boys argument. Gohan sluggishly made his way up to the stairs.
" I'm going to find a pair of ear-plugs, put them in, and never take them out. "
" Ahh, home. How I do enjoy it here. " Vegeta smirked as he and Goku stood inside just infront of the front door to
Capsule Corp, " Well, most of the time, anyway. " the ouji looked around, then turned to his servant-maid, " So? Feeling,
you know, stable now, Kakarrotto? "
" Hai, Veggie-sama. " Goku bowed politely, then let a small evil smirk slip out, " MUCH more stable. "
Vegeta did a double-take, trying to decide whether he had seen the larger saiyajin smirk or not, then shrugged it
off, " SO! What should we do next, Kakay? I was thinking you could make me some nice fluffy pancakes. You know how to cook
pancakes for your prince, don't you Kakay? "
" Veggie-sama can't have pancakes yet. " Goku said.
Vegeta froze and looked over his shoulder at Goku, " WHAT did you say? "
" My little Veggie-sama can't have his pancakes yet until he gets cleaned up. " Goku smirked, " I don't want you to
get sick now do I? I won't let my little Veggie-sama die on me. I am going to take VERY VERY good care of him. " he bent down
to the ouji's height. Vegeta was getting that creeped out feeling in the pit of his stomach again.
" You know Kakay, as nice as it is for you to offer that to me, I'll have to decline. I want my pancakes, make them
now. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" If Veggie-sama is bad I will spank him like Chi-chan does to Goten. " Goku narrowed his eyes at Vegeta.
" Onna actually SPANKS that little kid?! " Vegeta gawked at the thought.
" It will hurt very much and be very painful. Especially if I punish you while I am a ssj3 so I suggest you go
upstairs right this minute. " Goku said in a calmly threatening voice.
" HA! " Vegeta laughed mockingly at him, " And if I DON'T? "
" If you don't you will be in very big trouble. " the larger saiyajin snickered.
" I'LL BE IN TROUBLE!? " the ouji narrowed his eyes, " YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU START TRYING TO ORDER ME AROUND!
YOU'RE _MY_ SERVANT-MAID! I GIVE THE ORDERS! AND WHATEVER ORDER I GIVE YOU YOU HAVE TO OBEY. "
Goku bent down to his height, " Veggie-sama didn't WISH for me to take orders. He only wished for me to WANT to be
his servant-maid. And I REALLY wanna do that now. " he said, then cracked his knuckles, " We'll have a lot of fun together,
Veggie-sama. Just you and me. That's what you wished for, isn't it? "
" Uhh, Ka--Kakarrotto I really think that wish did something to your brain. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " You're--you
aren't acting yourself. Maybe you should lie down. " he said, backing up, " No, I ORDER you to lie down and take a nap.
You'll feel much better after that, I promise. "
" How am I supposed to scrub your back if I'm stuck in the living room down here. " Goku asked innocently.
Vegeta almost threw up in shock, " Scrub my---*sigh*. Kakarrotto, I'll make a deal with you. If you stay here and
take a nice long nap, I'll go upstairs and clean myself up. Alright? "
The larger saiyajin just stared at him.
" I'll take that as a yes. " Vegeta sighed with relief, " You're probably right, with all the kaka-germs on my body
they're probably already forming little germ-civilizations all over my face by NOW. " the ouji rambled off as he made his way
up the stairs, then paused halfway up and pointed his finger at the larger saiyajin, " You dare follow me up here and I swear
I'll-- " Vegeta sweatdropped to see Goku was now fast sleep and snoring loudly, " Hmm. " he smirked and folded his arms,
" I knew I was right about him needing a nap all along. "
" Ahhh, Kakarrotto was ABOSULTELY correct. I DO feel better. " Vegeta said as he finished washing his face and
putting the washcloth away, " NO MORE Kaka-germs on MY royal face. " he said, then grinned at himself in the mirror. The ouji
looked over at his toothbrush, then dismissed it, " If I brush my teeth now those pancakes won't taste right. " he nodded,
then grabbed a couple towels and hopped in the shower.
15 minutes later Vegeta was whistling to himself while washing his hair when all of a sudden the music to "Psycho"
began playing in the backround. The ouji froze and sweatdropped. He looked over his shoulder and shrieked to see a figure
behind the curtain holding a large stabbing knife, " AHH! AHH AHH AHH!! " he shrieked, tripping and dragging the curtain down
with him, covering himself as he sat in the tub a mere 3 feet away from his attempted murder---Goku with a long sponge in his
left hand and a bottle of soap in his right.
" WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!! " Vegeta screamed, still shaking nervously, " ARE YOU MAD! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO KILL ME!!! "
" Now why would I kill the same lil ouji I'm trying to protect. " the larger saiyajin giggled.
" I can think of three good reasons. " Vegeta said dryly, getting up and using the fallen shower curtain as a towel
around his waist.
" Silly Veggie-sama, why aren't you in the tub? " Goku asked cheerfully.
" BECAUSE I don't take 'baths'. I shower. Peasants sit in puddles, princes stand ontop of them. " the ouji said
shortly.
" But, but I had everything all set out for you. " the larger saiyajin began to sniffle.
Vegeta looked past him and sweatdropped to see the large tub nearby the shower was completely filled with water.
" So? Is Veggie-sama ready to get nice-n-squeaky-clean? " Goku grinned at him. Vegeta only glared back.
" Kakarrotto. "
" Wellllll? "
" Pink...bubbles...Kakarrotto. PINK BUBBLES. " the ouji said flatly.
Goku looked back at the tub water drowning in bubblebath, " So? "
" _PINK_ _BUBBLES_, KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I AM NOT BATHING IN A TUB FULL OF _PINK_ _BUBBLES_!! "
" Pink's a very calming color you know, and you looked so tense stomping up the stairs like that and-- "
" PINK...BUB-BLES. " the ouji said in a slow yet angry voice.
" See! There Veggie-sama goes again with his tense little temper. If he pulls his lil brain muscles too tightly they
are going to snap. "
" I oughta snap YOU. " Vegeta growled, then froze to see the larger saiyajin's eyes well up with tears.
" *sniffle* "
" Oh no, " the ouji whinced pitifully, " Don't do that, please don't start that again Kakarrotto I'm actually saying
PLEASE-- "
" *sniffle* " Goku sniffled, now staring at the ouji w/big sparkily eyes that also happened to be filled to the brim
with tears.
" STOP THAT!! " Vegeta yelped, quickly squinting and then covering his eyes. He yelped again as something grabbed and
hugged him, " I WON'T GET IN THAT BIG PINK PUDDLE!! I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T!!! " he screamed furiously, kicking about
. He slowly pulled his hand off one of his eyes only to see Goku now hugging and watching him cheerfully as if he had never
cried at all; however the big sparkily eyes were now twice there normal size. Vegeta gulped and turned bright red.
" Peees, Vehgee. " the bigger saiyajin squeaked out in a little baby voice.
" I--- "
" --CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING IN THIS STUPID PINK PUDDLE!! " Vegeta ranted on and on while Goku shampooed the ouji's
hair, " I HATE YOU! I HATE PINK BUBBLES! I HATE EVERYTHING!! "
" Heeheehee, " Goku only giggled in reply, " Silly Veggie-sama, lying like that. "
" I AM NOT LYING!! " the aggrivated ouji waved his arms in the air, then whipped around and formed a small ki ball in
his hands, " ERRRRAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR-- "
" --beep! " Goku smiled, poked the ouji's nose with his finger, then pulled it away to reveal a blob of soap foam
left on the tip of Vegeta's nose. The smaller saiyajin looked down at it, then hung his head.
" It's not fair! "
" Veggie-sama stop feeling sorry for yourself and raise your arm so I can wash your smelly armpits! " Goku grinned,
holding up the sponge.
" OH NO YOU DON'T! " Vegeta yelled, pointing at him, " WHY AM _I_ THE ONE TAKING ORDERS AROUND HERE! I'M THE PRINCE
AND YOU'RE THE SERVANT-MAID! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, STUPID! I ORDER YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME AND YOU DO IT WITH NO
QUESTIONS ASKED! "
" Lift your other arm please. " Goku said pleasantly.
The ouji did so, " AND I ALREADY GOT CLEANED UP IN THE SHOWER! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS NAPPING! I MADE A
DEAL WITH YOU KAKARROTTO AND YOU GO AHEAD AND BREAK IT ON ME! I'M STILL HUNGRY TOO! YOU BETTER MAKE ME THOSE PANCAKES AFTER
I GET OUT OF THIS MESS YOU HEAR ME! I'M NOT JUST SOME LITTLE BABY YOU CAN DISTRACT AND PLAY WITH! "
" Lookat Mr. Duckie! " Goku cooed, holding a rubber ducky toy infront of the ouji while washing Vegeta's tail with
the other hand. The ouji inadvertently followed the squeaky noise. Vegeta instantly sweatdropped when he had realized what
he'd just done.
" CUT THAT OUT!! " he snapped at Goku.
" It looks like I won't have to cut anything out since you're done! "
" I'm..done? " Vegeta blinked. Goku handed him several large towels which he pulled out of nowhere. Vegeta narrowed
his eyes at the towels, " Just because that wish messed up your mind, Kakarrotto, doesn't mean you have to mess up mine! "
" I'm going downstairs to make Veggie-sama his pancakes now! You dry yourself off and I will meet you in your bedroom
to serve you your yummy pancakes! " Goku said happily teleporting out of the room.
Vegeta stood there in the water holding the towels; shocked, " I just destroyed my only peasant's brain beyond all
possible repair...WHY ME! "
" *sigh*. " Vegeta looked up at the clock on the wall. The ouji was now on his bed in his boxers. His stomach rumbled
angrily, " Kakarrotto where the heck are you! "
" Here I am Veggie-sama! " Goku smiled, teleporting infront of him holding a plate stacked several feet with pancakes
covered in butter and syrup, " I brought you a snack! "
" FINALLY! " the ouji grinned, then practically swipped the pancake tray out of Goku's hands and began devouring the
entire stack at once.
Goku sweatdropped, " Could've asked first. "
" MMMMMMMMMMMMM, these are almost worth waiting for Kakay! Wow they're good! " Vegeta stuffed another handful of
pancake in his mouth.
" May I possibly have some Veggie-sama? " Goku asked politely.
" Hmm? " Vegeta looked over at him, then twinged with a slight selfishness, " Oh fine, take one. " he grumbled.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, took a pancake, and began to nicely cut it up using a fork and knife. Vegeta's eyes popped out
of their sockets and his still partially-chewed pancake-filled mouth dropped to the floor in shock.
" SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET TABLE MANNERS!! " he gawked.
" It's not very nice for a servant-maid to have bad manners infront of his prince. " Goku nodded, then went back to
eating.
" This isn't weird, it's just plain bizarre... " Vegeta trailed off, ::Poor Kakay, any more of this and his brain'll
explode from all the mixed signals getting sent to it!:: " Kakay? "
" Hmm? "
" Can I ask you a question? "
Goku looked down at him, then smiled impishly, pulled out a wash-n-dry and instantly cleaned off the ouji's sticky
mouth and hands. Vegeta sweatdropped with embarassment, " Ask away Veggie-sama. " he fried the wash-n-dry into oblivion.
" You, love me, don't you Kakay? " Vegeta asked suspicously and uneasily at the same time.
" Oh YES Veggie-sama, very VERY much! " Goku smiled happily. The ouji's face glowed bright red but he quickly shook
it off.
" And, when you 'love' someone, there's normally a line of equality somewhere, correct? I mean, we're both grown
saiyajins, right? "
" Pillow? " Goku offered, stuffing a large pillow behind the ouji's back to prop him up a bit.
" Aww, thanks Kakay I-- " Vegeta blushed, then sweatdropped suddenly, " Errrr, " he growled, embarassed, " TO THE
POINT! I AM YOUR PRINCE! YOU ARE MY SERVANT-MAID! I GIVE YOU ORDERS! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, GOT IT! "
" Veggie-sama sometimes your orders aren't always in your best interest you know. " Goku replied.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T IN MY BEST INTREST!!! "
" Well what if you ordered me to do something I thought was bad? Should I obey you or trust my own instincts? "
" YOU OBEY ME NO MATTER WHAT!!! " Vegeta shouted. Goku only shook his head.
" I am sorry Veggie-sama but it is my duty to keep you as safe and comfortable as possible and I plan to keep it that
way. " he said sternly, then perked up, " And look what I got for you! " he held up an outfit similar to the ouji's normal
training uniform, only this one was white and had the word OUJI written in bold, gold letters across the chest. In Goku's
other hand were a pair of golden gloves. Vegeta's eyes widened.
" KAKAY! " he squealed excitedly, hugging the larger saiyajin, " OH KAKAY YOU'RE BRILLIANT I TAKE BACK HALF THE STUFF
I YELLED AT YOU FOR! " Vegeta happily put on the gloves and admired them, " It's ACTUAL gold too! How did you make this? "
" Mmm, gold in it's purest form is easily bendable soft like cotton or polyester. I sowed the layer overtop one of
your regular pairs of gloves. You'll find the inside was left untouched for your own comfort. " Goku smiled, content.
" I'm starting to remember why I made that wish again... " Vegeta mused, snickering. He grabbed the training uniform.
" I ironed on your title to the top incase anybody around here forgets your status. " the larger saiyajin commented.
" WOW Kakarrotto! This is amazing! Even though my wish seems to send your mind into several alternate personas of
yourself this one seems to be the one I really wanted! " Vegeta said, putting the shirt on, " Now I can walk down the street
and EVERYONE will know I am ROYALTY! The only thing that could make it better was if you could somehow fit "The Saiyajin
No..." above the word "Ouji". "
" I shall try, Veggie-sama. " Goku bowed respectfully.
" That's my servant! " Vegeta gave him a thumbs-up, then put the pants on only to realize something truely
embarassing, " Footies. "
" Yes Veggie-sama? " Goku blinked.
" Kakarrot, these training pants have--FOOTIES. " he cringed.
" They're to keep your lil ouji feet all nice-n-toasty in those silly boots of yours. " Goku gave him a hug.
" THEY HAVE SMILEY FACES ON THEM!! " Vegeta exclaimed, holding up the pants while still being hugged.
" Yeah, you see, under the footies there're sad smiley faces and ontop of the footies are happy smiley faces. That
way you can walk all over your bad thoughts during the day have all your happy thoughts shine ontop of you. " Goku said,
hugging tighter. The ouji's face glowed bright red.
" That was oddly poetic, yet strangely disturbing. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " But I'm still not wearing pants with
footies on them. "
" Do you want your feet to be comfy? " Goku asked.
" Yes. "
" Then you'll put the pants on! "
" NO! I REFUSE! NEVER! " Vegeta snorted, folding his arms.
" VEGGIE-SAMA NO ONE WILL SEE THE SMILEY FACES ANYWAY! THEY'LL BE INSIDE YOUR BOOTS!!! " Goku yelled, insulted.
" BUT _I'LL_ KNOW THEY'RE THERE!! " Vegeta retorted.
" THAT'S THE POINT! " Goku exclaimed, then smiled, " They're supposed to give your feet warm happy feelings inside! "
" MY FEET DON'T WANT ANY WARM HAPPY FEELINGS INSIDE! " Vegeta screamed, then paused as Goku glared down at him.
" You're putting the pants and your boots on and going to train in them in the gravity room. "
" NO WAY AM I WEARING PANTS WITH LITTLE SMILEY FACE BOOTIES!! " the ouji yelled angrily at him. Goku grabbed Vegeta
by the neck and slammed the shocked and surprised ouji against the wall, then went ssj3.
" You're wearing the pants, Veggie-sama. " he said, then growled at him.
Vegeta laughed nervously, then choked out, " Or, maybe I am... "
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10:07 PM 10/13/2002
END OF PART TWO!
Vegeta: (gasps) Story Kakay is THREATENING me!! THAT STUPID WISH!!
Goku: (sadly) _I'D_ never threaten you little Veggie 'o mine.
Vegeta: (mild red) Aww, that's sweet to know, Kakarrotto-chan.
Goku: HEE, [grabs Veggie & hugs him] (turns to Chu) Veggie thinks I'm sweet! (grins)
Chuquita: (glances at the glowing-bright-red ouji and sweatdrops) That's nice. (big grin) Know what's even nicer, Son-kun?
Goku: (eager) Whaaat, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (happy girl) The fact that I'm FINALLY going to be able to see Movie 12!
Goku: (cheers) YAY!
Vegeta: (groans) FINALLY, maybe she'll stop talking about it once she sees it.
Chuquita: (shrugs) So I like to mention it every-so-often, so what? It's the only dbz "buddy-flick" with you two staring in
it; heck your names are in the title! "Rebirth of Fusion; Son Goku and Vegeta".
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) How come Kakay's name gets to go FIRST?
Chuquita: He's the main character, that's why.
Vegeta: [looks up at Son, who now has a cute, yet completely clueless expression on his face]
Goku: (blows raspberry at Veggie) Heeheehee.
Vegeta: (grumbles and wipes the splattered spit off his face) And what does that make ME, a SIDEKICK?
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) I never really thought of you as Son-san's "sidekick". You're too, urm--
Vegeta: (boastful) UNIQUE?
Chuquita: Yah, you're too unique to be a sidekick.
Goku: (hugs Veggie tighter) That's part of the reason little Veggie is my little buddy!
Vegeta: (glowing again) (dazed) Heh-heh-heh...buddy....
Chuquita: The copy of movie 12 I'm downloading is off of dragonballarena.net . The site has an English and Italian version
but the movie is in japanese with english subtitles.
Goku: (cheesy grin) Ahh, subtitles. If you can't speak the language, read the words at the bottom of the screen.
Chuquita: That's right! So far I have 4½ of the 8 unzipped files I need to make the realmedia file work. (smiles) SO if
the timing goes well I should be able to watch it tommorow. I'm planning on doing a parody of that movie eventually, as
well as movie 8. After all, how can you resist parodying a movie where Veggie becomes the saiyajin no OU of a NEW planet
Bejito-sei; Chi-Chi gets Goku mad for forcing him to lie to the pta of a school about himself so Gohan can get in; and
the main super-villain is a big creepy guy who went insane as a baby from listening to baby-Goku cry and cry and cry in
the crib next to him sending him over the edge so far his whole vocabulary contains only the word "Kakarrotto".
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You'd have a field day with this one, wouldn't you Chu?
Chuquita: (grins) It'll be funny, KING Veggie. (to audiance) The best part of those plotlines is it actually happened.
Goku: (smiles down at Veggie) Even though little Veggie does not have a planet he still has me.
Vegeta: That's not gonna get me universal conquest.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Since when did YOU want "universal conquest"??
Vegeta: ... (shrugs)
Chuquita: There's also a funny lil line in movie 12 that reminds me of the whole 'servant-maid' thing (pauses) Well,
actually two lines, but it's the same line. I'll have to see the scene to find out which one is the right wording.
It's when Veggie & Son-kun are hiding from Janemba (that's the bad guy) in needle mountain. To be blunt, Veggie's mad
at Goku because he's stronger than him again. Goku explains that he had a body in Ano-yo (otherworld) while Veggie
was just a spirit (they never really explain how Veggie got killed in the first place (???) ) His "compassion" naturally
makes the little ouji even angrier with him--
Goku: (stubbornly) Veggie wants to boil in his own rage.
Vegeta: That's right! (nods)
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Then Goku says one of the two following lines:
MovieSon: I guess we won't be able to use the Fusion. After all, you are the proud prince of the Saiya-jin.
Chuquita: OR--
MovieSon: That's just what I'd expect from my prince.
Chuquita: (To Son & Veggie) Personally I think the first one's right. I mean, both of 'um sound a little weird coming
out of Son-kun's mouth. (I don't think he's ever called Veggie by his title; ouji OR saiyajin no ouji) But I think
"my prince" is really stretching it. Goku's not Cinderella or somethin.
Vegeta: (musing) One can dream though, can't one.
Goku: (scoots half-a-foot away from Veggie, slightly paranoid)
Vegeta: (to Son) OH CUT THAT OUT!!
Chuquita: Even though I've never heard sub or dub Goku say it, I'm pretty sure he'd say "Veggie" before saying "my prince".
Vegeta: (smirks) Who knows? You COULD be wrong. Kakay could say that if he REALLY wanted to! (glares at Son) RIGHT, Kakay?
Goku: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say little Veggie.
Chuquita: (grins) Not to mention Movie 12 has Gogeta's 1st and only other appearance I haven't seen yet!
Goku: (squeals) OUR LIL GOGGIE-CHAN! (to Chu) He's me-n-Veggie's second fusion baby. (grins) That makes Goggie the BABY
fusion baby. (sniffles) I love him and Ji-chan SO!!
Chuquita: Yeah, I should be able to write Goggie's character a little better for the Christmas special after seeing him
in action. (to herself) I saw his mini GT appearance so I assume he has just a lil more Son in him than Veggie.
Vegeta: I thought you didn't count GT?
Chuquita: (grins) I count it whenever it's convenient for me.
Goku: (happily) So when it messes with the storyline, it didn't happen!
Chuquita: Like in "Veggie Wins?!"
Goku: And when it's absolutely necessary to a fic, it DID happen!
Chuquita: Like "Believe it or Not!" Which was my only actual GT fic so far. (sweatdrops) But it's so old I wrote it
even before Veggie started on his "Kaka-maid" rampage.
Vegeta: I wouldn't call it a "rampage". (smirks) More like DESTINY!!
Goku: (scoots even further away from Veggie)
Vegeta: I SAID CUT THAT OUT!!
Chuquita: Well when you talk like that it makes him nervous.
Goku: (nods rapidly in agreement)
Vegeta: (snorts) Well it's HIS fault. _I_ can't help it those baka portara fusion earrings bonded me-n-Kakay together
for all eternity. HE KNEW IT! _HE_ CHOSE TO DO IT!
Chuquita: (watches Goku continue to scoot back) He scoots any further he'll fall off the set.
Vegeta: Really? You think so? (smirks) (smoothly) Heyyyyyy, Kakay. *wink*
Goku: (saucer-sized pupils) (scoots back another foot and falls off the edge of the set; screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---*THUD*!
Vegeta: (snickers a bit, then sweatdrops) How high are we up anyway?
Chuquita: 2 feet.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That was a pretty long scream of terror for a 2 foot drop.
Chuquita: (shrugs)
Vegeta: Think he's oh-kay?
Chuquita: Well you shouldn't have instigated him like that. You probably scared the crap out of him!
Vegeta: (sighs) The wink was too much, eh?
Chuquita: (dryly) No kidding.
Vegeta: (snickers) I guess you could *snicker* say I drove him over the edge.
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: (angry) OH COME ON! YOU'D BE LAUGHING IF KAKARROTTO SAID IT! (turns to the edge Son fell off of) Speaking of which,
is Kakay oh-kay?
Chuquita: (to audiance) We'll find out in the beginning Corner to Part 3 of "Anything You Say". Until the next chapter
everybody! (waves)
Vegeta: (peering over the side of the set) (worried) Kakay? Kakay are you oh-kay?
Goku: (gives a woozy thumbs-up)
Vegeta: (proudly) THAT'S MY PEASANT! Keep up the good work!
Goku: Ohh! (faints)