1:18 PM 10/14/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from a "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish cracker commercial" :)
"It's a, jingle for Goldfish, our baked and not fried Goldfish, the wholesome snack that smiles back, until you bite their
heads off! Did you know they're made with real cheese, even though they look like fishes, the snack that smiles back,
Goldfish!"
Chuquita: (grinning) God I love that little jingle.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) SOUNDS like something you'd write.
Chuquita: Hey, I'd say their commercial worked pretty well for me to remember the whole song off the top of my head
like that.
Goku: (holding and icepack on his head) (happily) I liked the part where we bite the fishies heads off.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yeah, you WOULD like that part, Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: Personally I'm a fan of the pizza-flavored goldfish. They're good. It's like, they're spicy and not spicy at the
same time.
Goku: I like spicy fishes!
Vegeta: Such animals exist?
Goku: In my imagination they do.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: So! Son-kun, your head feeling better?
Goku: I think so. [looks up at the icepack he's holding ontop of his head] It's just a bruise I think.
Vegeta: I STILL say that was a pretty long scream for a 2 foot drop.
Goku: Well I wouldn't have fallen over that 2 foot drop if CERTAIN LITTLE VEGGIE'S WOULD STOP TRYING TO SCARE THEIR BIG
BUDDIES JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT!!!
Chuquita: Son's right, Veggie. It WAS kind of mean to creep him out.
Vegeta: (snorts) [folds his arms] Story-Kakay is creeping Story-me out, so why not return the favor?
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) Another bizarre yet oddly correct tidbit of Veggie-wisdom.
Vegeta: (smirks) I happen to think I am FULL of saiyajin wisdom, being the prince of the WHOLE PLANET and all.
Chuquita: (to Son) There he goes again...
Goku: A fish out of water can not breathe the air.
Chuquita: (confused) ...what?
Goku: (grins) HEEeee...
Chuquita: Anyway, there's another new episode on today, but since it's not going to air for another 5 hours I share the lil
bit of info I know about it. It's the episode where evil Buu appears and eats Fat Buu. *sniff* I kinda liked Fat Buu.
Vegeta: HOW COULD YOU LIKE FAT BUU! HE GOT ME KILLED!
Chuquita: Correction, I said "kinda" liked him. And you blew yourself up.
Goku: Yeah Veggie that wasn't a very smart move at all.
Chuquita: (to Son) Mm, if he hadn't you could've taught Veggie the fusion dance and Gogeta probably would've been a lot less
reluctant to kill Buu right-out, unlike Gotenks and his Veggie-sized ego.
Goku: But then Ji-chan would've never been born. (sniffle) And I love my lil Ji-chan.
Vegeta: (glares at Chu) Whadda you MEAN, "Veggie-sized ego"?....wait, are you comparing his ego to mine or my height?
Chuquita: To your EGO, Vedge. NOT your height.
Vegeta: Oh, well that's more like it....I think. (confused)
Chuquita: OH! I finally saw Movie 12. (weak smile)
Goku: And?
Chuquita: (flatly) Consider my mind blown. (to audiance) This had to be of the 6 dbz movies I've seen the most BIZARRE one
of all. (sighs) In more ways than one.
Vegeta: It was worth it right?
Chuquita: (grins) Mmm, Veggie you made some of the most side-splitting expressions I've seen since episode 274.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I was THAT hilarious, eh?
Chuquita: There was one scene where Veggie's doing his stubborn lil "I'd rather die than fuse with you". And Son-kun looks
up at his own halo and innocently points out "But Vegeta you're already dead". Then poor Veggie turns to the audiance with
one eye twitching, looks upward with a sad expression on his face, then downward with the MOST SOUR 'he-just-ruined-my-main-
-arguement-for-why-I-shouldn't-do-this face. (grins) I was laughing so hard I had to rewind it just to pause it at Veggie's
different wacky expressions. I also felt SO BAD for Pikkon. Poor guy was stuck trying to free Enma-sama and he found out the
only way to do it is by cursing angrily at the blob that was holding the house and it would slowly crack when he did so. He
was MORTIFIED.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, Pi-kun called me bad names.
Chuquita: (groans) Speaking of bad names, both of the "MovieSon" quotes I had in the End Corner were wrong.
Vegeta: (grins) CHU was WRONG? BWAHAHAHA!
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) So? You didn't have a suggestion so you aren't any more right than I was.
Vegeta: ...Oh.
Chuquita: (embarassed, yet slightly green) Here's the ACTUAL phrase Goku used in that scene mentioned last chapter.
MovieSon: So fusion is useless? That's the saiyajin's pride I expect from my High Prince.
Vegeta: (eyes all big-n-wide-n-saucer-like) ...
Goku: (sweatdrops; gets out of his chair and tip-toes behind Chu to hide) (squeaks out) (blush line over his nose) You're,
kidding, right?
Chuquita: (sighs) Those're the words in the subtitles of the actual movie. (shrugs) I was way off. The second phrase that
was wrong yet slightly closer to the subtitle is one I got from Nekoni. (see Part 2's End Corner) But even her version
didn't say HIGH prince.
Goku: (cringes) Where both words really started in caps?
Chuquita: (nods) I was wrong. (pouts) (looks over at Son behind her chair, slightly disgusted) I can't even BELIEVE half the
stuff I saw YOU DO in this movie! You blew the whole lid off several my key fanfic rules!!
Goku: (sad) Sorry Chu-sama. (glances to his right sadly only to shriek) AHH! [falls backward]
Vegeta: (sitting indian-style on the floor and leaning towards Son; still w/big-n-wide saucer eyes)
Goku: VEGGIE DON'T SCARE ME!! (pauses to see Veggie not reacting)
Vegeta: (lil smile) Kakay...
Goku: (yelps and gets to his feet, then backs up around the desk, Veggie silently following him and continuing to stare)
(worried) Little Veggie you stop that right now!
Vegeta: (sniffles slightly w/joy) MY PEASANT!! [latches onto Son] OH KAKAY KAKAY KAKAY!! YOU _DO_ LIKE ME BEST!!! (sobs
happily)
Goku: (nervous) CHU-SAMA!!!
Chuquita: DON'T LOOK AT ME! _YOU'RE_ the one who creeped me out half-way through the movie and until it ended!!! The first
half you were fine; doing the normal cute yet slightly clueless Son Goku thing you do, then Veggie enters and BAM; you're
doing....STUFF to him that you haven't done in any of the episodes I've ever seen.
Goku: I scared Chu-sama's opinion of my personality?
Chuquita: YES YOU SCARED MY OPINON OF YOU MR. LET'S-TOUCH-VEGGIE'S-BUTT!!! (pale green)
Goku: ... (whistles to himself)
Vegeta: (snaps out of mesmerized-Veggie-mode) HE DID _WHAT_!?
Chuquita: (cringes) Vedge, I'll tell you ALL ABOUT IT in the End Corner of the chapter.
Vegeta: Yes, I think I would enjoy that. (suspicously looks Son up-n-down)
Goku: (still whistling nervous little tune)
Chuquita: Here's Part 3 everybody.
Summary: Veggie makes a wish to Shenlong for Goku to become his servant-maid; saving him the trouble of having to create
any more evil plots. But what happens when the wish backfires and Veggie finds himself on the opposite end of his and Goku's
buddyship? Can the ouji deal with his new possessive and slightly manipulative servant-maid? Will he be able to somehow wish
Goku back to normal? And what happens when Chi-Chi finds out?!
Vegeta: (to Chu) (shocked) Kakarrotto REALLY grabbed my butt, eh?
Chuquita: (groans) I really don't wanna talk about it. Wait'll the End Corner, oh-kay Vedge?
Vegeta: (glances over at Son, who's nervously ignoring them both) (sweatdrops) I think I'd rather wait as well.
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::Don't panic.:: Vegeta nervously thought to himself, ::Don't panic because that's just what he wants to see; you
looking small, helpless and scared. But you CAN'T panic, if you do you will instantly be giving Kakarrotto the big red flag
that he wants to see so he can overlord you for the rest of all ETERNITY!!:: the ouji gulped, going over the situation.
Somehow Shenlong had dealt him a cruel fate in the wish the little saiyajin had made for Goku to become his servant-maid.
Goku was still in ssj3 form and had the ouji pinned against the wall, ::Just remember Vegeta,:: the ouji thought to himself,
::You must remain in control, if you don't do this now you could have Kakarrotto putting you in these cute little kiddie
costumes FOREVER. YOU'D BE HIS PET! HIS DOLLY! HIS TWISTED LITTLE MIND'S PLAYTHING!!! Just stay CALM, COOL, COLLECTED::
" Veggie-sama. " Goku said calmly, breaking the silence.
" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! " Vegeta screamed in a cracked voice, kicking his legs around in an insane, violent
fashion. The larger saiyajin smiled warmly at him, ::Oh God I BLEW IT!::
" Aww, Veggie-sama. " Goku powered down to normal and hugged the ouji against him, " Your poor little brain must be
so confused with everything that's going on between us. " he rocked the hug back and forth. Only this time, instead of
glowing bright red, Vegeta's face was covered in a look of petrified fear.
" YOU'RE ORDERING ME AROUND!! " he exclaimed, then paused, " And hugging me in that..other way again. " Vegeta
shifted uneasily.
" Veggie-sama doesn't like to be held by the waist?? " Goku blinked at him.
" "Veggie-sama" was perfectly happy being held under the arms, thank you. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
Goku lifted his arms up and caught the ouji under the arms as he slipped out of Goku's grasp, " Heeheehee, caught
you? That better? "
" Can't even begin to put a dent in it, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grimaced.
" SO! Ready to put on your pretty new pants? "
" NO! " Vegeta shrieked, temporarily surprising Goku.
" You either put them on right now Veggie-sama or I will handcuff you to the staircase railing and put them on FOR
YOU. " he glared.
" ... " Vegeta froze at the mere thought of it, " I'll, I'll put them on myself, thanks. " he quickly grabbed the
pants from Goku and slowly backed up.
" Do you need any help getting them on? It looks a little hard for someone as little as you Veggie-sama. I don't
want you to hurt yourself. " Goku offered.
" I'm very smart, Kakarrotto. I can put a pair of pants on all by myself. " Vegeta gulped, " I'll be, I'll be in the
bathroom if you, err, need me. "
" I'll ALWAYS need you, Veggie-sama. " the larger saiyajin said w/big sparkily eyes.
" ... " the ouji's face turned bright red, " Of course you will...heh-heh... " he choked out, then dashed upstairs
to the bathroom and locked the door behind him.
The smaller saiyajin instantly groaned as he slid down the closed door and plopped to the ground, " I hope whatever
I wished upon Kakarrotto isn't PERMANENT! All those split personalities! UGH! " Vegeta rubbed his head in confusion, then
started putting the pants on, " I LOVE the polite-servant-maid one, and the normal-Kaka-personality is still there too,
which is oh-kay, but the overpowering one and the touchy-feely one are just a little too odd, even for me. " he shook his
head, " I swear if those Kaka-hands of his were hugging me down any further they'd be inside my PANTS! " Vegeta cringed,
" No wait, they'd be inside my BOXERS!! " he cringed again, then began to pull his new pants up. He stubbornly stuck his
tongue out at the smiley faces on his footies and froze when he realized he couldn't get the pants past his boxers. Vegeta
narrowed his eyes and shrieked in horror when he noticed that sitting inside the pants was a Veggie-tush-sized light pink
diaper, " ERRRRR, KAKARROTTO!!! " he screamed angrily.
" Hai, Veggie-sama! " Goku said from behind him, nearly causing the ouji to crap in his boxers with surprise.
Vegeta spun around, " DON'T DO THAT!! " he shook his fist in the air, " KAKARROTTO! What is the MEANING of this! "
he pointed at the diaper that was placed in the pants like an inner-lining, " Are you under the illusion that I cannot hold
in my bodily waste and fluids in enough time to reach the nearest bathroom?! "
" Well Veggie-sama, you ARE kinda little.. " Goku trailed off, looking downward, " Training in high gravity MUST do
a number on your lil bladder. " he said, then held up a package of diapers, " But aren't these CUTE! And now they come in
all sorts of kawaii patterns and you're just big enough to fit into the 7X's aren't you lucky? " Goku said sweetly.
" The footies I can manage, Kakarrot. BUT IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA WEAR _DIAPERS_ YOU'VE GONE OFF YOUR ROCKER!!! "
Vegeta roared with embarassment.
" Oh you won't have to worry about it much, I'll even change you if you like! " Goku smiled.
Vegeta turned a stark white, " That's it. My life, is over. " he hung his head, " THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! " he sobbed.
" Veggie-sama, " Goku said sadly, " Veggie-sama come here and I'll hold your lil body till you calm down, oh-kay? "
" NO! " Vegeta snapped, pointing at him, " I WILL _NOT_ ALLOW YOU TO TREAT ME IN THIS WAY!!! YOU CAN'T RULE OVER YOUR
OWN RULER! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!! " he sputtered, flustered.
" Of course I can, I'm MUCH stronger than you are, Veggie-sama. " the larger saiyajin giggled. Vegeta sweatdropped,
" Now come over so I can hug you and make everything all better. " he held his arms out.
" YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYTHING ALL BETTER! I MESSED YOUR BRAIN UP AND NOW WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT UNTIL
WE CAN SUMMON SHENLONG TO FIX THAT STUPID WISH!!! " Vegeta frantically waved his arms about.
" Heeheehee! So cute.. " Goku mused gleefully. The ouji looked over his shoulder to see the larger saiyajin had tied
a big pink ribbon around the tip of Vegeta's tail.
" Ohh, " he groaned and slapped himself on the forehead, " Kakarrotto I'm not a toy. "
" Veggie-sama let me help you get your pants on! " Goku teleported closer to the ouji and grabbed one side of the
pants.
" NO, THANK YOU. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" *RRRIIP*! "
Vegeta froze to see his boxers now literally ripped off and on the floor beside him. He shrieked and did his best to
err, cover himself with his hands, " WHADA! BAHA QA LIDARDO! PAPAPAO NAH-NEH! " he began to wildly sputter in his native
tongue while glowing bright red; Goku continued to smile at him, then grabbed the ouji's pants and yanked them upward in a
mere 2 seconds.
" There, all better! " Goku clasped his hands together, " You can hardly see your diaper underneath your pants at
all! " he giggled, then reached to pat the back of the diaper only to have a smaller hand thrust itself forward and grab Goku
by the wrist.
" ARE...YOU...MAD?! " Vegeta screamed in his face.
" No I'm actually in a pretty cheerful mood today. " the larger saiyajin replied sweetly, then pulled the ouji into a
hug.
" You're...doing it again.... " the ouji twitched.
" Doing WHAT again? " Goku giggled, rubbing him on the head.
" You're hugging me...like you hug Onna! AND I DON'T LIKE IT!!! " he burst into ssj2 and pushed the larger saiyajin
out of the hug, " NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM! NOW! "
" Alright Veggie-sama. " Goku smiled, " You have fun training, and if you "NEED" me, just call. " he said warmly,
then shut the door on Vegeta.
" Yeah I "need" you alright I "need" you like I need a woodchuck slowly biting my tail off. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Ahh, the gravity room, if there's one thing I can depend on to remain the same in this world it's my dear dear
gravitational changing chamber. " Vegeta patted the door to the room, " The one place--other than my room--where I can truely
escape the plethora of morons I'm forced to deal with everyday. " he mused, then opened the door only to have his jaw drop to
the floor, " HOLY MOTHER OF FRIED SHRIMP SOMEBODY PINCH ME! "
" *SNAP*! "
" YIPE! " Vegeta yelped, grabbing his tail and behind. He turned to his left to see his servant-maid smirking at him.
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You need anything else just call. " Goku winked at him while moving his fingers in a pinching motion.
" OOH! YOU KEEP YOUR THIRD-CLASS HANDS TO THEMSELVES! BETTER YET KEEP THEM IN YOUR POCKETS AND AWAY FROM MY BODY! "
Vegeta yelled, embarassed.
" My uniform doesn't HAVE any pockets, Veggie-sama. " Goku replied innocently.
" Ooooohhhh.... " Vegeta fumed, " THEN FOLD THEM! THAT'S HOW I KEEP MINE FROM WANDERING!!! "
Goku did so, then blinked, " Yours wander? "
" ....HMMPH! " the ouji only snorted in response, " If you were anyone else on the planet I would have KILLED you for
pinching my 'cheek'! "
" Aww, I'm so SPECIAL to my ouji! " Goku said proudly, " That's so nice to know, Veggie-sama! " he said, then made a
pinching motion with his hand again while his arms were still folded.
" You pinch any of my bodyparts again and you're a deadman. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Hai, Veggie-sama. " Goku nodded politely.
" Now that we've gotten THAT out of the way...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GRAVITY ROOM!!! " he screamed, pointing to the
walls, floor, and ceiling; all of which were now covered in a soft white padding.
" I don't want you to get hurt while training you know. " Goku shivered at the thought, " This way you can train at
ANY level of gravity and still be perfectly safe. "
" IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASYLUM ROOM!!! " Vegeta shrieked.
" Life is what you make it, little Veggie-sama. " Goku pointed out.
" THIS IS NO LIFE!!! " the ouji exclaimed, " You're, you're trying to CONTROL me, aren't you Kakarrotto! You're
trying to spoil me into a dependence on you so I can't get through the day on my own, aren't you? "
" Aww Veggie-sama, you're so sweet, raving on like a lil lunatic. " Goku said sweetly, hugging Vegeta in the new
position again.
" ... " Vegeta narrowed his eyes in frustration, then smirked as an idea popped into his head and he hugged back in
an imitation of the larger saiyajins new hugging-style, " Heh-heh, see how UNCOMFORTABLE this makes you feel, Kakay? " he
snickered, only to sweatdrop and recognize a familiar red glow coming from above him. He pulled away and gawked at Goku,
who's face was now glowing bright red.
" Oh Veggie-sama! " Goku sniffled happily, " You DO care for me! We're going to have such a wonderful eternity
together! " he mused excitedly.
Vegeta felt his bottom left eyelid fidget, " Eternity...of course... " he looked upward, " Kakay-chan? " he squeaked
out.
" YES my prince! " the large, content saiyajin fell to one knee in respect.
" ....I really would rather start my training now...you can go, umm, take another nap while I, I do so. " Vegeta said
firmly, which was in sharp contrast to the fact that his whole body was shaking, nerve-shot.
" Your wish is my command, o' ruler. " Goku giggled, then teleported out of the gravity room. Vegeta slowly sat down
on the ground, momentarily jumping up when he first heard the noise of his diaper hitting the soft cushioned floor.
" I'm....free. " he made a small smile, " I'M (temporarily) FREE OF THE OVERBEARING OUJI-LOVING PEASANT I CALL
KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta laughed insanely, falling onto his back, " Free free free free free. " the ouji said in a sing-song
voice, giggling happily. He paused and narrowed his eyes, then got up, " Cheering time is over, now to get to work! " he
said confidently, walking over to the gravity machine in the middle of the room, which Goku had also coincidentally covered
in a soft layer of cushion. Overtop all the buttons and knobs were now squishy neon-pink covers. Various warnings addressed
to "Veggie-chan" were pasted at different places on the machine. Vegeta stuck out his tongue, sickened, and turned the
machine itself on; which thankfully Goku didn't have the knowledge to successfully know how to mess with.
" Welcome Vegeta-san. " the machine welcomed the ouji in a female voice.
" Hello computer, nice to have someone address me by a NORMAL nickname for once. " Vegeta smiled with relief as he
felt some of his sanity returning to him.
" Enter gravitational level. " the computer said shortly.
" 550X Earth's normal gravity, computer. " the ouji nodded to it.
" Gravitational simulation commencing. "
Vegeta smirked as everything around him instantly become infintely heavier, " Ahh, there we go. " he threw several
punches in the air, " I, need to find out *punch* how to snap Kakarrotto out of *punch* this or else I'm going to lose my
*punch* mind! " he threw several balls of ki out and sent them back at himself, only to easily dodge all 4 of them. Vegeta
paused, " And where has Bulma been through all this!! " he exclaimed, " I'm GOING to need her help to get Kakay back to
normal...OH, but what am I gonna tell her? I can't tell her I went out and stole the dragon radar to wish for Kakay as my
servant-maid and for immortality for the both of us!...well, maybe I can tell her that first part and leave out the
immortality half of it. " he smirked, " As much as I like to order Kakarrotto around, eternity will be a LOT more tolerable
with him in his normal brainlessly annoying personality. " the ouji determined. He folded his arms, " Now I wonder where
Bulma could be.. " Vegeta trailed off.
" Down in the lab working on some hair product, she said it was "Top Secret"! " a cheerful little voice said from
behind him. Vegeta whipped around and nearly fell over to see Goku watching him through the huge monitor screen in the
gravity room. The ouji fell down animé style.
" WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!! " he wailed.
" But Veggie-sama, what if I left the room and all of a sudden something came out from behind and ATE YOU!! " Goku
waved his arms in the air frantically.
" NOTHING'S GOING TO EAT ME KAKARROT! YOU SOUND EVEN MORE PARANOID THAN I AM! "
" My brain hurts. " Goku pouted in return, pointing to it, " Everytime I think of one bad thing that could happen to
you a THOUSAND more that are even WORSE appear in my head and it makes me so nervous and worried and scared that I JUST WANNA
CRY! " he sobbed overdramatically, then turned to the ouji and smirked, " That's why I have to watch you, you see. There's
no room for any errors. One little error could me the END OF YOUR LIFE AS I KNOW IT! "
" Kakarrotto, I wished us immortal, remember? I CAN'T GET KILLED!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily.
" ...oh yeah. " the larger saiyajin grinned stupidly.
" Hmm...HEY-KAKARROTTO-LOOK-OVER-THERE! " Vegeta said quickly, gasping and pointing behind Goku, who whizzed around,
" Heh-heh-heh. " the ouji snickered, then teleported away. Goku turned back to the monitor and shrieked.
" AHH! MY LITTLE VEGGIE-SAMA! " he teleported into the gravity room, only to be sucked down to the floor in pain.
Goku looked up at the gravity machine, which was now reading 1100X normal gravity. He narrowed his eyes and growled,
" VegetaAAAAH!!! "
" Ahh, what a truely astounding genius I am. " Bulma boasted to herself as she proudly looked over her newest
invention, which fit over her finger like a ring, " It took days, hard work, sweat, and 30 pounds of La Pisana Mexican Coffee
mix, but I DID it! "
" BULMABULMABULMA!!! " a voice shrieked in terror from behind her. Bulma yelped, surprised as a pair of shivering
arms latched around her waist. She looked down to see Vegeta staring up at her with big wide eyes.
" I missed you. " he squeaked out.
" What did you do THIS time? " Bulma said lamely.
" "I DID"! " he lept to his feet, " Why do you always assume it's something "I DID"! Can't I come down here to say I
was worried about you and wondering WHERE THE HECK YOU'VE BEEN FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS!!! " Vegeta yelled.
" I've been working on my latest (and greatest) invention. " she held out her hand.
" It looks like a prize from out of a crackerjacks box. " the ouji cocked an eyebrow.
Bulma gritted her teeth, " YOU MORON! YOU DON'T KNOW HALF THE STUFF THIS LITTLE BABY CAN DO!!! "
" That's because you haven't TOLD me yet. " Vegeta muttered.
" ... " Bulma blinked, " Yeah, well... " she stammered, then regained her ground, " It HAPPENS to be the a
revolutionary hair styling tool. " she said, then pressed one of the small buttons on it and in a puff of smoke her hair was
instantly a foot longer than before. Bulma pressed it again and her hair became shorter than when she had started, " This
invention can alter a person's genetic makeup to make their hair at ANY length or style they desire WITHOUT having to worry
about brushing and washing in the morning. "
" What WILL you do with all that free time. " Vegeta snickered.
" HEY! " she snapped, " Don't make wisecracks, 'shorty'. I can make you BALD with this thing! " Bulma smirked.
" No thank you. " the ouji cringed, retorting.
" It also has some pre-programed styles, for example, " she pressed another button and her hair was instantly in the
large afro she had back when they first met Mirai Trunks.
" Ahh, I remember THAT do. " the little ouji said musingly, " Reminded me of Bejito-sei... "
" Yah, I don't know WHAT I was thinking! " Bulma said in disgust.
" You didn't like it? I liked it. " Vegeta said, " We had Trunks with that one. "
" They had to chop half my hair off to fit me through the hospital door. " Bulma said flatly.
" Heh-heh-heh, yeah that was pretty funny. " Vegeta laughed, " Now about MY problem. "
" You ALWAYS have a problem. " Bulma groaned, " What is it THIS time? "
" Well, you know how I've always desired to have Kakarrotto as my personal servant-maid and waid on me hand and foot
while talking all sweet-n-cute to me and, hmmhmm... " Vegeta trailed off musingly, his face glowing bright red. Bulma slapped
him, " --who where in the what now? " the re-alert ouji looked around the room, confused.
" You were SAYING... " Bulma urged him on.
" OH! Well, the other night I kind of ran into Shenlong on my, uhh, brief late afternoon early nightime jog. " Vegeta
started out. Bulma sweatdropped.
" You don't jog. "
" How would YOU know? You've been locked down here in your little franken-lab working on a HAIR-CHANGE-THINGY!! " he
defended himself.
Bulma sighed, " Continue. "
" So anyway, I was jogging and happened to cross by Shenlong. So he says to me, "How are you doing today Vegeta-san?"
and I say "Oh, oh-kay, could be better" so he says back to me, "Bad day?" and I say, "Not really, to tell you the truth it's
about my peasant, Kakay. He loves me so much yet has no wild passionate desire to become my servant-maid and tend to my every
whim and fancy". So Shenlong turns to me and says, "I can fix that up for you real fast Vegeta-san." so then Shenlong snaps
his fingers and nods to me, "There, your peasant now has the desire to want to become a servant-maid to your throne. Anything
else?". Then I mumbled something-or-other--that wasn't really all too important to the story, and after that Shenlong salutes
me and we continue jogging off in either direction. " Vegeta explained, then put on his best cheesy smile.
" ... " Bulma stared at him in disbelief, " Oh-kay, there are SO many things wrong with that story I can't begin to
correct. But I KNOW that wasn't what happened. "
" Why whatever do you mean? " the ouji said as innocently as possible.
" The eternal dragon doesn't take evening jogs through the park. He has no feet. And even if he did there's no way he
could get there without taking down half the forest with him. Second, you don't jog through the park either. Third, your
story sounds like some bad cover-up to conceal the fact that you made two wishes to Shenlong the other night; one that you
need my help to fix, and another that you really don't care to tell me about because you know if I found out I would
instantly kick you out of this house and you would be living on the street. "
" No I wouldn't, Kakay'd take me in. " Vegeta interupted.
" Where is "Kakay", Vegeta? " Bulma asked, folding her arms.
" Umm, glued to the floor of the gravity room because it's set way to high for even Kakarrotto to pick himself up. "
Vegeta nodded.
" And why is he in there? "
" ...uh, did I mention your hair looks very attractive poofed up like that? " the ouji gave her another cheesy smile.
" Oh God, he's giving me compliments. " Bulma groaned, holding her hand over her face, " He must've REALLY screwed
Goku over this time... " she muttered to herself.
" Not so much "screwed over" as "screwed up". " Vegeta added embarassingly. Bulma turned to him in shock.
" What did you do? "
" Bul-chan, tell me, you wouldn't happen to have any magic potion or technological advancement that would make me
extremely unattractive to Kakarrotto as a worthy master, would you? " Vegeta bit his lip.
" WHAT, DID, YOU, DO. " Bulma said bluntly.
" I wished for Kakarrotto to have a deep-seeded desire to want to be my servant-maid and now he's treating me like
his own personal baby/pet/plaything and I can't shake him and I want the old Kakarrotto back can you help? " Vegeta said
quickly, rubbing his hands together nervously.
" If I say no you'll continue to tail me until I say yes, won't you? " Bulma said flatly.
" Wow, you really ARE a genius! " the ouji piped up, half-mockingly.
" *sigh*. Alright. I'll need a blood-sample from him and we'll start from there, is that oh-kay with YOU, your
highness? " Bulma smirked, handing Vegeta a needle.
" You want me to---give a NEEDLE to MY sweet, dumb lil peasant? " Vegeta gawked.
" Nice pink diaper you're sporting by the way. "
" ... "
" ... "
The ouji looked down at the diaper which showed through his training outfit and sweatdropped, " Point made. I'm off
to go suck some peasant blood. " he said, testing out the needle by moving it up and down. Vegeta walked back up the stairs,
Bulma following him. He looked over his shoulder, " And what are YOU coming for? "
" I'm coming to make sure you don't mess up. " Bulma nodded.
" I'm sure that Kakarrotto will faint at the SIGHT of his most fear-ed "needles", so I doubt it'll be hard at all. "
Vegeta replied, then paused and smirked, " You're worried about me, aren'tcha, Bul-chan? "
" Keep walking Vegeta. " Bulma gritted her teeth, a light blush line over her nose, " Who I SHOULD be worried about
is poor Goku. HE'S GOING TO BE TRAMATIZED by the time he's back to normal!! "
" Yeah, I hadn't thought of that... " Vegeta trailed off, " You don't think he'd hate me, do you? "
Bulma sighed, " Goku couldn't hate you if he tried. You're his "little buddy", remember? "
" The title wouldn't slip my mind any faster than "the saiyajin no ouji" would, Bulma. " Vegeta boasted, then opened
the out of the lab a creak and stepped up, " Poor poor Kaka-chan. I ALMOST feel sorry for him. " the ouji poked his head
around the corner and instantly froze in place to see a very angry-looking Goku sitting on the couch across the room from
him; his servant-maid uniform looking very tattered. He had his arms folded and was slowly tapping on one arm with his
fingers much in the same way the ouji did when he got impatient, " Oh boy. " Vegeta muttered in shock, then gulped.
" What? What is it? " Bulma whispered at him. He lightly jabbed her in the stomach, " Yeow! HEY! "
" Bulma! Keep quiet! I don't want Kakarrotto to know you're down here! " the ouji whispered back, then did his best
to dignifiedly walk into the room and up to the larger saiyajin, " Hello, Kakarrotto. " he smirked.
" ... " Goku only glared back at him.
" Uhh,...yeah. " the ouji said uneasily, " Listen here, Kakarrotto, I-- "
" You've been a bad little boy, Veggie. " Goku said, his tone of voice deeper than normal.
" Uhhhh.... " Vegeta took a step back, watching him defensively.
" Trying to trap me to the gravity room floor like that. What a HORRIBLE thing to do. " he shook his head coldly,
then instantly put on a warm expression, " Come here, Veggie-sama. "
" ... " Vegeta looked around the room, slightly nervous. He glanced back at Bulma who was hiding on the steps. She
nodded quickly, then pointed to the needle the ouji was holding. Vegeta gulped and walked a little closer.
" That's it, Veggie-sama, just a little more. " Goku coaxed him.
" ... "
" Little more. "
" ... "
" Just a little bit more. "
" ... "
" There. " the ouji was now directly infront of him. Goku smiled, then reached out as if he were about to hug Vegeta
only to glare suddenly, grab him, toss the ouji over his knee and angrily spank him, " BAD VEGGIE! *SLAP*! BAD *SLAP* BAD
*SLAP* BAD BAD LITTLE VEGGIE!! *SLAP*SLAP*! HOW _DARE_ YOU *SLAP* SET THE GRAVITY *SLAP* IN THAT ROOM TOO HEAVY TO *SLAP*
KEEP ME FROM GETTING *SLAP* OUT! AND TO THINK I SPOILED YOU!! *SLAP*SLAP*SLAP!! "
Vegeta felt his whole body twitch, mortified. Bulma, meanwhile had already fallen down in shock and was also
currently twitching for a different reason altogether.
" Kaka...rrotto... " Vegeta gritted his teeth, his cheeks hot red with embarassment, " HOW DARE YOU SMACK ME! I'M
YOUR PRINCE YOU BIG MENTALLY-CONFUSED BAKAYARO!!! "
" Well _I'M_ your SERVANT-MAID, but you still had the guts to squash me IN 1100X GRAVITY, DIDN'T YOU!! *SLAP* WELL? "
Goku yelled back, enraged.
" It was for a good cause! And will you stop spanking me IT HURTS!! "
" IT'LL HURT EVEN MORE WHEN I HIT LEVEL 3 YOU MEAN, MEAN LITTLE OUJI!! " the larger saiyajin growled, then went ssj3
and threatingly raised his hand. Vegeta's eyes widened in terror as he wiggled, trying to get out of the death-hold Goku
had him in. He looked helplessly at his already sore butt-cheeks and closed his eyes tightly shut, bracing for the impact.
" *SSSSSSS--LAP!!!* "
" YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Now I'm almost afraid to go inside. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped from outside the front-door wearing a bandana and a
bazooka over each shoulder.
" Come on Kaasan! You dragged us all the way back here again! " Gohan groaned, then paused and smirked, " Besides,
"the Ouji" could be doing something terrible to Toussan in there... "
" DIE OUJI!! " Chi-Chi kicked down the door. Gohan sweatdropped. Chi-Chi lept into the room, " ALRIGHT YOU SICK
LITTLE MONSTER! I'M HERE TO SEND YOU BACK TO THE FIREY DEPTHS YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!!!....oh...boy... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped
at the sight before her. There was Goku in ssj3 form sitting on the couch with his hand raised and ready to spank the
ouji over his knee who was at sobbing loudly in pain. Vegeta's behind was nearly glowing in absolute anguish, " Wow....
that was unexpected. " she blinked, then pointed at Vegeta, " ALRIGHT OUJI! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY
GO-CHAN!!! "
" I'M DOING TO HIM?! " Vegeta whimpered in disbelief, " HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SPANKED BY A SSJ3 BEFORE!! " he screamed
angrily.
" Actually... " Chi-Chi trailed off, glowing a slightly boastful shade of red. The ouji growled at her.
" NOT THAT SPANKED! LITERALLY SLAPPED ON YOUR BEHIND AS A PUNISHMENT!!! "
" Punishme-- " Gohan gawked, taking the scene in, " Where did Toussan learn how to punish people by SPANKING them!? "
Chi-Chi whistled innocently while Gohan narrowed his eyes at her.
" Ta--Toussan? " Gohan said cautiously as he approached the two saiyajins, " Are, you oh-kay? "
" Veggie was a bad boy so I taught him a lesson. " Goku said proudly, then powered down and dropped Vegeta to the
floor. The little ouji groaned, " He won't be able to sit for a couple of weeks but he's certainly going to have a lot to
think about. " he nodded cheerfully, " RIGHT, Veggie-sama. " Goku grinned down at the ouji.
" YOU KEEP AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOPATH!! " Vegeta shrieked, backing up on all fours.
" Ouji? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him.
" HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME, ONNA! TAKE HIM BACK HOME!!! I COMMAND IT!!! " Vegeta yelled at her, half in panic.
" Oh little Veggie-sama, I can't leave you NOW! My job isn't done yet! " Goku smiled, picking Vegeta up under the
arms and plopping him on the couch, belly-down so his sore bottom could heal.
" Well, when will your "job" BE done? " the ouji pleaded, agitated.
" Never, Veggie-sama! I'm gonna servant you till the end of time! "
" ... " Vegeta felt his bottom left eyelid begin to twitch again, " ONNA!!! TAKE HIM! PLEASE TAKE HIM!!! "
" Sorry Ouji, but I can't FORCE my will upon Go-chan like YOU have. " Chi-Chi smirked wickedly, " And if staying here
and tending to your 'needs' is what he loves to do then I can't stop him. "
" YOU--YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! " Vegeta shrieked, " YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME WITH KAKARROTTO LIKE THIS! HE'S A MADMAN!!! "
" More like a madmaid. " Chi-Chi retorted, snickering. He reached up and grabbed her by the collar.
" Onna, listen to me, Onna. I'm going out of my mind! Kakarrotto, he--HE CHILDPROOFS _EVERYTHING_ AROUND THIS HOUSE!!
INCLUDING ME!!! LOOK AT ME I'M WEARING A PUFFY PINK DIAPER!!! "
" Hey, you are! " Chi-Chi said, surprised, " Thanks for pointing that out, Ouji. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I thought you had already noticed it. "
" I have now. " she grinned, then turned to Goku, " SO? What's next? Pacifiers and a baby-crib? "
Goku nodded modestly, giggling to himself.
" Isn't that cute, Ouji? Goku wants you to be his little baby now? " Chi-Chi said mockingly.
" That's NOT funny, Onna!! " Vegeta growled, " YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH THIS!!! KAKARROTTO IS
UNESCAPABLE?!! HE THINKS HE'S MY BODY GUARD!!! "
" I thought it was servant-maid. " Gohan interupted.
Vegeta glared at him, then turned back to Chi-Chi, " I'M NOT EVEN GIVING THE ORDERS ANYMORE!! KAKARROTTO'S ORDERING
_ME_ AROUND! IT'S NOT FAIR ONNA! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE--mmph?! " Vegeta froze on the spot and looked down to see he now had
a pink pacifier in his mouth. The ouji sucked on it twice, then lulled backward and fell asleep almost instantly.
" Aww, Veggie-sama. " Goku said warmly, pulling a blanket out of thin air and covering the ouji with it, " There we
go little Veggie. All nice-n-snug. "
" But--how did you-- " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" I put sleeping powder on the pacifier's suck-on part. " Goku nodded, grinning.
" Clever. VERY clever. " Chi-Chi looked over at him, impressed, " SO? I don't suppose I can get you to come home,
SERIOUSLY, this time, huh? "
" Nope! " Goku chirped, " I am Veggie-sama's servant-maid and must remain at his side at all times! "
" Oh brother... " Chi-Chi groaned.
" Hi! "
The trio turned to see Bulma standing behind them, " Don't mind me, umm, can I speak to Gohan and Chi-Chi in private,
Son-kun? " she asked.
" As long as I stay here to care for Veggie-sama you can do whatever you please with them. " Goku said, motioning her
to leave. He patted the sleeping Vegeta on the shoulder, " Veggie so cute. "
" Say Go-chan? " Chi-Chi smirked at him before heading off to the lab, " Next time the Ouji here does something bad..
.. " she pulled a giant beating club with fat spikes sticking out all over it out from behind her back, " May I suggest this
as a healthy alternative to merely spanking him with your hand. " Chi-Chi grinned, handing the weapon to Goku.
The larger saiyajin swung it about several times, " Looks a little dangerous. " he bit his lip uneasily.
" Dangerous? NAW! Vegeta's probably just as thick-skinned as he is thick-headed. " Chi-Chi shrugged, then chuckled
as she left, " Cya, Ouji. "
" Uh, Toussan? You got something sticking out of your leg there. " Gohan grimaced. Goku looked down and yelped when
he recognized the object.
" NEEDLE! AHH! GET-IT-OUT-GET-IT-OUT-GET-IT-OUT!!! " Goku panicked with fear. Gohan quickly grabbed the needle and
did so.
" Vegeta must've stuck that in there while you were slapping him. " the younger saiyajin examined the needle, which
had its sample.
Goku gasped in shock, " VEGGIE-SAMA DID THAT?! " he glared down at the ouji, who was just starting to wake up from
his temporary sleep and looking very groggy. Goku growled as he pulled out the large club Chi-Chi had given him. Gohan
sweatdropped and backed up; then ran down into the lab after Bulma and Chi-Chi just in time to catch the beginning of a very
painful scream cuertosy of the ouji.
" YAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! "
" What was THAT?! " Bulma gawked at the mutated wail.
" I bet I know. " Chi-Chi grinned evilly as Gohan reached the bottom steps, then shook his head at Chi-Chi,
embarassed.
" He's getting punished enough as it is, Kaasan. You didn't have to give Toussan a medieval torture device to use on
him too! " Gohan exclaimed.
" I only regret not seeing the look on that Ouji's face. " Chi-Chi snickered, then folded her arms, " You know Gohan,
maybe after THIS little experiance is over the Ouji'll finally learn to accept his own boundaries and NOT try and make my
Go-chan into something he isn't. " she nodded.
Gohan sighed, " Somehow I doubt that. "
" Well at least he's learning the hard way this time. " Bulma nodded to them, then swiped the needle from the young
saiyajin's hands, " Why thank you Gohan. "
He sputtered, then sweatdropped in reply.
" What are you doing with that? " Chi-Chi asked.
" It's a blood-sample of Goku's. SOMEHOW Vegeta managed to get it while undergoing all that pain himself. " Bulma
said, feeling sorry for the ouji, " I'm going to compare it to one of Son-kun's NORMAL samples and see the difference, then
create something to neutralize the stimulus, whatever it may be. "
" English? " Gohan blinked.
" I'm going to figure out what Shenlong did to Son and find a way to UNdo it. " Bulma said plainly. She placed two
slides under a nearby microscope and looked inside it, " There's one... " she said to herself, then twisted a few knobs,
" And there's two... "
" ... "
" ... "
" WELL? " Chi-Chi said, breaking the silence.
" They both...kind of look the same to me. " Bulma laughed nervously. Chi-Chi and Gohan fell to the ground.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME!!! " Chi-Chi yelled, " THERE'S GOT TO BE _SOMETHING_ DIFFERENT FOR MY GO-CHAN
TO BE ACTING LIKE THIS!! "
" Calm down! Yeesh! " Bulma groaned, sticking her fingers in her ears to keep them from ringing. She took them out,
" If it's not a genetical change it must be psychological. Unfortunately that's not my forté. "
" You mean we REALLY have to wait a whole YEAR to change Toussan back!! " Gohan said, devastated.
Bulma sighed, " I know, I really don't like it at all, but we're going to have to. "
" There's NO WAY I'm going to wait a whole year to wish that STUPID OUJI'S brainwashing away! COME ON GOHAN! "
Chi-Chi snapped at him, " We're going up to Dende's and fix this whole MESS! "
" Den--but, we don't even KNOW if there's anything he can do! " Gohan sputtered.
Chi-Chi sent a death-glare at him, " HE made Shenlong so it's HIS responsiblity! RIGHT? "
" Well, not exactl-- "
" --RIGHT!!! "
" Yes Kaasan. " he gulped, standing up straight.
" Good. " she smiled, " Now let's go get your father and that evil little Ouji. I'm SURE Dende can fix everything up
once he understands the situation. "
Gohan and Bulma exchanged nervous glances, then watched Chi-Chi determindly march up the stairs back out of the lab.
" Oh Go-chaaan? " she said in a sing-song voice, poking her head out of the doorway, " How would you like to go on a
field trip? "
" Field trip? " the larger saiyajin's eyes lit up.
" With "Veggie". " Chi-Chi smirked.
" FIELD TRIP WITH LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " Goku lept to his feet, grinning widely. He grabbed the now in-even-more-pain
ouji and bounded over to where Chi-Chi stood, " Where are we going, Chi-chan? " he asked sweetly.
" I thought we could go up to Dende's. " Chi-Chi replied.
" Dende's? Why would me-n-Veggie-sama wanna go there? "
" Well, he's prepared a HUGE FEAST with LOTS OF FOOD to congradulate you on you're new, err, position as the Ouji's
servant-maid. " she lied.
" YAY! I LOVE TO EAT! " he whooped, then picked Vegeta up and held him under one arm, " Did you hear THAT,
Veggie-sama? We're going to have a FEAST! "
" That's...nice... " Vegeta squeaked out, moaning.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Chi-Chi snickered, then bent down to wear the ouji was being held, " Havin fun yet, Ouji? "
" Shuddup you. " he growled at her.
" Did you enjoy the little present I gave Go-chan to use on you? By the sounds of your screams earlier I'd have to
say it was VERY effective. "
" ERRRrrrr... "
" Guess you won't be spawning any more Ouji-babies for a while. " she laughed at him, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--eh? "
Chi-Chi paused to see the larger saiyajin glaring at her.
" You're not teasing my Veggie-sama, are you, Chi-chan? " Goku said threateningly, then whipped out the club she had
given him and held it above his head.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " No! Of course not! He's such a, uhh, " she stammered for something remotely nice to say about
Vegeta, " such a SMALL Ouji. " she grinned cheesily. Vegeta sweatdropped, then elbowed Goku.
" HIT HER KAKAY! OVER THE HEAD! YOU CAN DO IT! YOUR OUJI COMMANDS IT!!! " Vegeta cheered, yet was obviously being
ignored due to Goku instantly putting the club back in his invisible pocket, " Ohhh. " Vegeta pouted, " Baka Onna. "
" Yeah, Veggie IS small, isn't he. " Goku said warmly, patting Vegeta on the head, " Like a blueberry muffin...MMmm..
...muffins... " he mused, trailing off, " LET'S GO! "
" ALRIGHT! " Chi-Chi said happily, then shouted down the stairway to Gohan and Bulma, " HURRY UP YOU TWO! Go-chan
says he's agreed to teleport us up to Dende's so he can get his big congradulation feast! "
Gohan scratched his head, " What "big congradulation feast"?? "
" Hahaha, don't be silly Gohan. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him while laughing nervously, " You know, the one
Go-chan is getting for his big 'promotion' to the Ouji's servant-maid? "
" ...OH. " Gohan replied, confused, " Oh-kay. "
She grabbed his hand, and whispered, " Don't worry, I'll tell you ALL about it when we get to the lookout... "
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7:28 PM 10/18/2002
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: And so ends Part 3!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: (pouts) I had hoped to get this up for Friday but it's WAY past the time of day I upload it.
Vegeta: (smirks) About 5 HOURS, actually.
Chuquita: (glares at him) Hush-up, Veggie. (folds her arms) I would've finished it last night but I got way too sleepy to get
the rest done. (shakes her head) I blame the slowness of the last two chapters getting up on school. I MIGHT still upload it
tonight but I'm not sure. If you're reading this on Friday, then I decided to do that, or if it's Monday, then I waited till
the following week. (to Son) You know it's really bugging me having the last two things loaded on the same day of the week.
Maybe I will load it tonight.
Goku: (grins) Who knows?
Vegeta: Nose?...(narrows his eyes at Son) Speaking of body-parts. (coughs loudly)
Goku: (sweatdrops) Oh boy...
Vegeta: (smirks) Kakarrotto as your prince and little buddy I DEMAND an explaination for your, *ahem*, 'behavior'.
Goku: Actually Veggie all I did was shake your shoulder and then kinda pound the ground with my fist but your tush got in the
way.
Vegeta: (gawks) WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FIST"! CHU SAID THERE WAS GRABBING!!!
Chuquita: (wiseman) Chu says many things.
Vegeta: (glares at her)
Chuquita: What? It WAS just a fist pound. Not the end of the world.
Vegeta: (growls) BUT YOU--BUT YOU SAID!!!
Chuquita: You have to realize that the End Corners and the Beginning Corners are written several days apart. What shocked and
confused me on Monday does not necessarily shock and confuse me now.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I hate you.
Goku: Umm, if it's any conciliation little Veggie, your tush cheeks are nice-n-soft.
Vegeta: (embarassment) Uh....thank you, Kakarrotto...
Goku: (smiles) Almost like a round pillow.
Vegeta: (glowing bright red insanely) THAT'S ENOUGH KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: (covers his mouth) (blinks innocently)
Vegeta: (grumbles) Thanks a lot Chu, you just might have ruined what would've been a perfectly good memory for me to laugh in
Onna's face over.
Chuquita: Speaking of "Onna", guess who got killed by Majin Buu in yesterday's episode.
Vegeta: (now wearing a party-hat) [toots a little kazoo in his mouth] *FWEEEP* (grin)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Oh God....
Goku: (sniffles) Chi-chan got KILLED, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Well, yeah. (shrugs) Pretty stupid thing she did that got her killed too.
Vegeta: (w/big kiddie eyes) (sweetly) Tell me the story again, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (larger sweatdrop) (sighs) Chi-Chi was mad at Majin Buu for killing Gohan--
Vegeta: (happily) (to Son) Who it turns out wasn't really dead at all!
Chuquita: --so she walked up to Buu in her second attempt to attack him.
Vegeta: (grins) The FIRST time Onna tried to hit him with Mr. Popo's MOP. (snicker)
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Chi-Chi then yelled at Buu and in a rage of anger slapped him across the face.
Vegeta: (snickers) Yes, a weak Earthling slap. [lightly slaps Son's face]
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, Veggie.
Chuquita: After that Buu turned to her and said, "Do you like eggs?"
Goku: (grins) Yes, yes I do!
Chuquita: And then he zapped her and within 5 seconds *poof*! She was an egg.
Vegeta: As soon as Onna became a breakfast food, Majin Buu lifted his foot and *SMMMMUUUUSH*! CRUNCHED THE EVIL WITCH INTO
OBLIVION!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (emotional sniffle) I love that story SO!
Goku: (sadly) Chi-chan gone FOREVER?
Vegeta: Unfortunately NOT. She comes back after everyone's wished back to Earth as part of MY plot to DEFEAT BUU! Which
actually WORKS!
Goku: (surprised) Veggie had a plot that worked?
Chuquita: It was for you to make a big genki dama from everyone's energy in the universe.
Goku: (grins) COOOoooOooOOOOOoooOOOoool!
Chuquita: OH! I saw a buffered 'live' dub episode. "The Old Kai's Weapon" where the portara first show up.
Goku: AND the episode where my little Veggie makes his GRAND RE-ENTERANCE into the show!
Vegeta: (smirks) Kakay missed me?
Goku: (nods sadly) Very very much.
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Awww, thank you Kakay.
Chuquita: (grins) This one was a REALLY NICELY dubbed episode. Some great over-dramatic music for when Rou Dai Kaioshin
supposedly "died" then instantly sat back up and scared the crap out of Son-kun, Supreme Kai, and Kibito. (to Son) You know
I can't say "Supreme Kai" without cracking up. It sounds like some kind of fast food. You know, a "Big Mac", a
"Double Whopper" a "Supreme Kai".
Goku: (giggles) Would you like fries with that?
Chuquita: I could've sworn SOME fast food resturant had some burger called the supreme something-or-other at one point.
(shrugs) Oh well. That episode was worth it JUST for Veggie's big re-entry. Enma-sama (King Yemma) tells Baba he's sending
other world's "strongest fighter" to Earth to help stop Majin Buu. (to audiance) Anyone who's a big Veggie fan is gonna love
this scene once you watch it. (back to Son) Baba asks if it's really necessary and Enma says yes. Then all of a sudden Funi's
dub-Veggie backround music starts playing and you see the bottom half of a blue leg and a white-n-yellow boot step down in
the right-corner of the screen. It goes back to Baba and so far all you see of Veggie is from the stomach-down. Baba's all
afraid of having to go where Buu is. Then it pans up to Veggie who's got one hand on his hip and the other at his side and a
big smirk on his face. Veggie mocks Enma for crawling to him for help and is more than happy to go 'home'. His last lines in
this episode (to me) were pretty funny. It was something along the lines of "Back to Earth, huh? Kakarrot, it's a pity you
won't be there to greet me."
Goku: (to audiance) Veggie said that one outloud in his head.
Chuquita: (grins) I just wanted to capture that screenshot of Veggie's face during those lines so bad. He looked so cute with
the 'big-shimmery-eye-thing'.
Vegeta: (evil grin) The cuteness is all part of the design.
Goku: (eagerly) I wanna see little Veggie's eyes all big-n-shimmery!!
Vegeta: (closes his eyes) Too-bad. You're just going to have to wait till the episode airs like everbody else is. (narrows
his eyes) Except impatient people like Chu who'd rather go watch it online almost a month before it airs.
Chuquita: HEY! It was worth it.
Goku: I a-gree with Chu. But little Veggie's are worth the wait.
Vegeta: That I am.
Chuquita: Speaking of waiting, we'll see you next time in Part 4 of "Anything You Say" everybody! (waves) Bye!
Goku: Bye-bye!
Vegeta: (snickers) So long.
Goku: So short.
Vegeta: ....what?
Goku: Long, short, they're opposites. Kinda like us! (big dopey grin)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say, Kakarrotto.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from a "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish cracker commercial" :)
"It's a, jingle for Goldfish, our baked and not fried Goldfish, the wholesome snack that smiles back, until you bite their
heads off! Did you know they're made with real cheese, even though they look like fishes, the snack that smiles back,
Goldfish!"
Chuquita: (grinning) God I love that little jingle.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) SOUNDS like something you'd write.
Chuquita: Hey, I'd say their commercial worked pretty well for me to remember the whole song off the top of my head
like that.
Goku: (holding and icepack on his head) (happily) I liked the part where we bite the fishies heads off.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yeah, you WOULD like that part, Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: Personally I'm a fan of the pizza-flavored goldfish. They're good. It's like, they're spicy and not spicy at the
same time.
Goku: I like spicy fishes!
Vegeta: Such animals exist?
Goku: In my imagination they do.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: So! Son-kun, your head feeling better?
Goku: I think so. [looks up at the icepack he's holding ontop of his head] It's just a bruise I think.
Vegeta: I STILL say that was a pretty long scream for a 2 foot drop.
Goku: Well I wouldn't have fallen over that 2 foot drop if CERTAIN LITTLE VEGGIE'S WOULD STOP TRYING TO SCARE THEIR BIG
BUDDIES JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT!!!
Chuquita: Son's right, Veggie. It WAS kind of mean to creep him out.
Vegeta: (snorts) [folds his arms] Story-Kakay is creeping Story-me out, so why not return the favor?
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) Another bizarre yet oddly correct tidbit of Veggie-wisdom.
Vegeta: (smirks) I happen to think I am FULL of saiyajin wisdom, being the prince of the WHOLE PLANET and all.
Chuquita: (to Son) There he goes again...
Goku: A fish out of water can not breathe the air.
Chuquita: (confused) ...what?
Goku: (grins) HEEeee...
Chuquita: Anyway, there's another new episode on today, but since it's not going to air for another 5 hours I share the lil
bit of info I know about it. It's the episode where evil Buu appears and eats Fat Buu. *sniff* I kinda liked Fat Buu.
Vegeta: HOW COULD YOU LIKE FAT BUU! HE GOT ME KILLED!
Chuquita: Correction, I said "kinda" liked him. And you blew yourself up.
Goku: Yeah Veggie that wasn't a very smart move at all.
Chuquita: (to Son) Mm, if he hadn't you could've taught Veggie the fusion dance and Gogeta probably would've been a lot less
reluctant to kill Buu right-out, unlike Gotenks and his Veggie-sized ego.
Goku: But then Ji-chan would've never been born. (sniffle) And I love my lil Ji-chan.
Vegeta: (glares at Chu) Whadda you MEAN, "Veggie-sized ego"?....wait, are you comparing his ego to mine or my height?
Chuquita: To your EGO, Vedge. NOT your height.
Vegeta: Oh, well that's more like it....I think. (confused)
Chuquita: OH! I finally saw Movie 12. (weak smile)
Goku: And?
Chuquita: (flatly) Consider my mind blown. (to audiance) This had to be of the 6 dbz movies I've seen the most BIZARRE one
of all. (sighs) In more ways than one.
Vegeta: It was worth it right?
Chuquita: (grins) Mmm, Veggie you made some of the most side-splitting expressions I've seen since episode 274.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I was THAT hilarious, eh?
Chuquita: There was one scene where Veggie's doing his stubborn lil "I'd rather die than fuse with you". And Son-kun looks
up at his own halo and innocently points out "But Vegeta you're already dead". Then poor Veggie turns to the audiance with
one eye twitching, looks upward with a sad expression on his face, then downward with the MOST SOUR 'he-just-ruined-my-main-
-arguement-for-why-I-shouldn't-do-this face. (grins) I was laughing so hard I had to rewind it just to pause it at Veggie's
different wacky expressions. I also felt SO BAD for Pikkon. Poor guy was stuck trying to free Enma-sama and he found out the
only way to do it is by cursing angrily at the blob that was holding the house and it would slowly crack when he did so. He
was MORTIFIED.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, Pi-kun called me bad names.
Chuquita: (groans) Speaking of bad names, both of the "MovieSon" quotes I had in the End Corner were wrong.
Vegeta: (grins) CHU was WRONG? BWAHAHAHA!
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) So? You didn't have a suggestion so you aren't any more right than I was.
Vegeta: ...Oh.
Chuquita: (embarassed, yet slightly green) Here's the ACTUAL phrase Goku used in that scene mentioned last chapter.
MovieSon: So fusion is useless? That's the saiyajin's pride I expect from my High Prince.
Vegeta: (eyes all big-n-wide-n-saucer-like) ...
Goku: (sweatdrops; gets out of his chair and tip-toes behind Chu to hide) (squeaks out) (blush line over his nose) You're,
kidding, right?
Chuquita: (sighs) Those're the words in the subtitles of the actual movie. (shrugs) I was way off. The second phrase that
was wrong yet slightly closer to the subtitle is one I got from Nekoni. (see Part 2's End Corner) But even her version
didn't say HIGH prince.
Goku: (cringes) Where both words really started in caps?
Chuquita: (nods) I was wrong. (pouts) (looks over at Son behind her chair, slightly disgusted) I can't even BELIEVE half the
stuff I saw YOU DO in this movie! You blew the whole lid off several my key fanfic rules!!
Goku: (sad) Sorry Chu-sama. (glances to his right sadly only to shriek) AHH! [falls backward]
Vegeta: (sitting indian-style on the floor and leaning towards Son; still w/big-n-wide saucer eyes)
Goku: VEGGIE DON'T SCARE ME!! (pauses to see Veggie not reacting)
Vegeta: (lil smile) Kakay...
Goku: (yelps and gets to his feet, then backs up around the desk, Veggie silently following him and continuing to stare)
(worried) Little Veggie you stop that right now!
Vegeta: (sniffles slightly w/joy) MY PEASANT!! [latches onto Son] OH KAKAY KAKAY KAKAY!! YOU _DO_ LIKE ME BEST!!! (sobs
happily)
Goku: (nervous) CHU-SAMA!!!
Chuquita: DON'T LOOK AT ME! _YOU'RE_ the one who creeped me out half-way through the movie and until it ended!!! The first
half you were fine; doing the normal cute yet slightly clueless Son Goku thing you do, then Veggie enters and BAM; you're
doing....STUFF to him that you haven't done in any of the episodes I've ever seen.
Goku: I scared Chu-sama's opinion of my personality?
Chuquita: YES YOU SCARED MY OPINON OF YOU MR. LET'S-TOUCH-VEGGIE'S-BUTT!!! (pale green)
Goku: ... (whistles to himself)
Vegeta: (snaps out of mesmerized-Veggie-mode) HE DID _WHAT_!?
Chuquita: (cringes) Vedge, I'll tell you ALL ABOUT IT in the End Corner of the chapter.
Vegeta: Yes, I think I would enjoy that. (suspicously looks Son up-n-down)
Goku: (still whistling nervous little tune)
Chuquita: Here's Part 3 everybody.
Summary: Veggie makes a wish to Shenlong for Goku to become his servant-maid; saving him the trouble of having to create
any more evil plots. But what happens when the wish backfires and Veggie finds himself on the opposite end of his and Goku's
buddyship? Can the ouji deal with his new possessive and slightly manipulative servant-maid? Will he be able to somehow wish
Goku back to normal? And what happens when Chi-Chi finds out?!
Vegeta: (to Chu) (shocked) Kakarrotto REALLY grabbed my butt, eh?
Chuquita: (groans) I really don't wanna talk about it. Wait'll the End Corner, oh-kay Vedge?
Vegeta: (glances over at Son, who's nervously ignoring them both) (sweatdrops) I think I'd rather wait as well.
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::Don't panic.:: Vegeta nervously thought to himself, ::Don't panic because that's just what he wants to see; you
looking small, helpless and scared. But you CAN'T panic, if you do you will instantly be giving Kakarrotto the big red flag
that he wants to see so he can overlord you for the rest of all ETERNITY!!:: the ouji gulped, going over the situation.
Somehow Shenlong had dealt him a cruel fate in the wish the little saiyajin had made for Goku to become his servant-maid.
Goku was still in ssj3 form and had the ouji pinned against the wall, ::Just remember Vegeta,:: the ouji thought to himself,
::You must remain in control, if you don't do this now you could have Kakarrotto putting you in these cute little kiddie
costumes FOREVER. YOU'D BE HIS PET! HIS DOLLY! HIS TWISTED LITTLE MIND'S PLAYTHING!!! Just stay CALM, COOL, COLLECTED::
" Veggie-sama. " Goku said calmly, breaking the silence.
" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! " Vegeta screamed in a cracked voice, kicking his legs around in an insane, violent
fashion. The larger saiyajin smiled warmly at him, ::Oh God I BLEW IT!::
" Aww, Veggie-sama. " Goku powered down to normal and hugged the ouji against him, " Your poor little brain must be
so confused with everything that's going on between us. " he rocked the hug back and forth. Only this time, instead of
glowing bright red, Vegeta's face was covered in a look of petrified fear.
" YOU'RE ORDERING ME AROUND!! " he exclaimed, then paused, " And hugging me in that..other way again. " Vegeta
shifted uneasily.
" Veggie-sama doesn't like to be held by the waist?? " Goku blinked at him.
" "Veggie-sama" was perfectly happy being held under the arms, thank you. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
Goku lifted his arms up and caught the ouji under the arms as he slipped out of Goku's grasp, " Heeheehee, caught
you? That better? "
" Can't even begin to put a dent in it, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grimaced.
" SO! Ready to put on your pretty new pants? "
" NO! " Vegeta shrieked, temporarily surprising Goku.
" You either put them on right now Veggie-sama or I will handcuff you to the staircase railing and put them on FOR
YOU. " he glared.
" ... " Vegeta froze at the mere thought of it, " I'll, I'll put them on myself, thanks. " he quickly grabbed the
pants from Goku and slowly backed up.
" Do you need any help getting them on? It looks a little hard for someone as little as you Veggie-sama. I don't
want you to hurt yourself. " Goku offered.
" I'm very smart, Kakarrotto. I can put a pair of pants on all by myself. " Vegeta gulped, " I'll be, I'll be in the
bathroom if you, err, need me. "
" I'll ALWAYS need you, Veggie-sama. " the larger saiyajin said w/big sparkily eyes.
" ... " the ouji's face turned bright red, " Of course you will...heh-heh... " he choked out, then dashed upstairs
to the bathroom and locked the door behind him.
The smaller saiyajin instantly groaned as he slid down the closed door and plopped to the ground, " I hope whatever
I wished upon Kakarrotto isn't PERMANENT! All those split personalities! UGH! " Vegeta rubbed his head in confusion, then
started putting the pants on, " I LOVE the polite-servant-maid one, and the normal-Kaka-personality is still there too,
which is oh-kay, but the overpowering one and the touchy-feely one are just a little too odd, even for me. " he shook his
head, " I swear if those Kaka-hands of his were hugging me down any further they'd be inside my PANTS! " Vegeta cringed,
" No wait, they'd be inside my BOXERS!! " he cringed again, then began to pull his new pants up. He stubbornly stuck his
tongue out at the smiley faces on his footies and froze when he realized he couldn't get the pants past his boxers. Vegeta
narrowed his eyes and shrieked in horror when he noticed that sitting inside the pants was a Veggie-tush-sized light pink
diaper, " ERRRRR, KAKARROTTO!!! " he screamed angrily.
" Hai, Veggie-sama! " Goku said from behind him, nearly causing the ouji to crap in his boxers with surprise.
Vegeta spun around, " DON'T DO THAT!! " he shook his fist in the air, " KAKARROTTO! What is the MEANING of this! "
he pointed at the diaper that was placed in the pants like an inner-lining, " Are you under the illusion that I cannot hold
in my bodily waste and fluids in enough time to reach the nearest bathroom?! "
" Well Veggie-sama, you ARE kinda little.. " Goku trailed off, looking downward, " Training in high gravity MUST do
a number on your lil bladder. " he said, then held up a package of diapers, " But aren't these CUTE! And now they come in
all sorts of kawaii patterns and you're just big enough to fit into the 7X's aren't you lucky? " Goku said sweetly.
" The footies I can manage, Kakarrot. BUT IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA WEAR _DIAPERS_ YOU'VE GONE OFF YOUR ROCKER!!! "
Vegeta roared with embarassment.
" Oh you won't have to worry about it much, I'll even change you if you like! " Goku smiled.
Vegeta turned a stark white, " That's it. My life, is over. " he hung his head, " THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! " he sobbed.
" Veggie-sama, " Goku said sadly, " Veggie-sama come here and I'll hold your lil body till you calm down, oh-kay? "
" NO! " Vegeta snapped, pointing at him, " I WILL _NOT_ ALLOW YOU TO TREAT ME IN THIS WAY!!! YOU CAN'T RULE OVER YOUR
OWN RULER! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!! " he sputtered, flustered.
" Of course I can, I'm MUCH stronger than you are, Veggie-sama. " the larger saiyajin giggled. Vegeta sweatdropped,
" Now come over so I can hug you and make everything all better. " he held his arms out.
" YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYTHING ALL BETTER! I MESSED YOUR BRAIN UP AND NOW WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT UNTIL
WE CAN SUMMON SHENLONG TO FIX THAT STUPID WISH!!! " Vegeta frantically waved his arms about.
" Heeheehee! So cute.. " Goku mused gleefully. The ouji looked over his shoulder to see the larger saiyajin had tied
a big pink ribbon around the tip of Vegeta's tail.
" Ohh, " he groaned and slapped himself on the forehead, " Kakarrotto I'm not a toy. "
" Veggie-sama let me help you get your pants on! " Goku teleported closer to the ouji and grabbed one side of the
pants.
" NO, THANK YOU. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" *RRRIIP*! "
Vegeta froze to see his boxers now literally ripped off and on the floor beside him. He shrieked and did his best to
err, cover himself with his hands, " WHADA! BAHA QA LIDARDO! PAPAPAO NAH-NEH! " he began to wildly sputter in his native
tongue while glowing bright red; Goku continued to smile at him, then grabbed the ouji's pants and yanked them upward in a
mere 2 seconds.
" There, all better! " Goku clasped his hands together, " You can hardly see your diaper underneath your pants at
all! " he giggled, then reached to pat the back of the diaper only to have a smaller hand thrust itself forward and grab Goku
by the wrist.
" ARE...YOU...MAD?! " Vegeta screamed in his face.
" No I'm actually in a pretty cheerful mood today. " the larger saiyajin replied sweetly, then pulled the ouji into a
hug.
" You're...doing it again.... " the ouji twitched.
" Doing WHAT again? " Goku giggled, rubbing him on the head.
" You're hugging me...like you hug Onna! AND I DON'T LIKE IT!!! " he burst into ssj2 and pushed the larger saiyajin
out of the hug, " NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM! NOW! "
" Alright Veggie-sama. " Goku smiled, " You have fun training, and if you "NEED" me, just call. " he said warmly,
then shut the door on Vegeta.
" Yeah I "need" you alright I "need" you like I need a woodchuck slowly biting my tail off. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Ahh, the gravity room, if there's one thing I can depend on to remain the same in this world it's my dear dear
gravitational changing chamber. " Vegeta patted the door to the room, " The one place--other than my room--where I can truely
escape the plethora of morons I'm forced to deal with everyday. " he mused, then opened the door only to have his jaw drop to
the floor, " HOLY MOTHER OF FRIED SHRIMP SOMEBODY PINCH ME! "
" *SNAP*! "
" YIPE! " Vegeta yelped, grabbing his tail and behind. He turned to his left to see his servant-maid smirking at him.
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You need anything else just call. " Goku winked at him while moving his fingers in a pinching motion.
" OOH! YOU KEEP YOUR THIRD-CLASS HANDS TO THEMSELVES! BETTER YET KEEP THEM IN YOUR POCKETS AND AWAY FROM MY BODY! "
Vegeta yelled, embarassed.
" My uniform doesn't HAVE any pockets, Veggie-sama. " Goku replied innocently.
" Ooooohhhh.... " Vegeta fumed, " THEN FOLD THEM! THAT'S HOW I KEEP MINE FROM WANDERING!!! "
Goku did so, then blinked, " Yours wander? "
" ....HMMPH! " the ouji only snorted in response, " If you were anyone else on the planet I would have KILLED you for
pinching my 'cheek'! "
" Aww, I'm so SPECIAL to my ouji! " Goku said proudly, " That's so nice to know, Veggie-sama! " he said, then made a
pinching motion with his hand again while his arms were still folded.
" You pinch any of my bodyparts again and you're a deadman. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Hai, Veggie-sama. " Goku nodded politely.
" Now that we've gotten THAT out of the way...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GRAVITY ROOM!!! " he screamed, pointing to the
walls, floor, and ceiling; all of which were now covered in a soft white padding.
" I don't want you to get hurt while training you know. " Goku shivered at the thought, " This way you can train at
ANY level of gravity and still be perfectly safe. "
" IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASYLUM ROOM!!! " Vegeta shrieked.
" Life is what you make it, little Veggie-sama. " Goku pointed out.
" THIS IS NO LIFE!!! " the ouji exclaimed, " You're, you're trying to CONTROL me, aren't you Kakarrotto! You're
trying to spoil me into a dependence on you so I can't get through the day on my own, aren't you? "
" Aww Veggie-sama, you're so sweet, raving on like a lil lunatic. " Goku said sweetly, hugging Vegeta in the new
position again.
" ... " Vegeta narrowed his eyes in frustration, then smirked as an idea popped into his head and he hugged back in
an imitation of the larger saiyajins new hugging-style, " Heh-heh, see how UNCOMFORTABLE this makes you feel, Kakay? " he
snickered, only to sweatdrop and recognize a familiar red glow coming from above him. He pulled away and gawked at Goku,
who's face was now glowing bright red.
" Oh Veggie-sama! " Goku sniffled happily, " You DO care for me! We're going to have such a wonderful eternity
together! " he mused excitedly.
Vegeta felt his bottom left eyelid fidget, " Eternity...of course... " he looked upward, " Kakay-chan? " he squeaked
out.
" YES my prince! " the large, content saiyajin fell to one knee in respect.
" ....I really would rather start my training now...you can go, umm, take another nap while I, I do so. " Vegeta said
firmly, which was in sharp contrast to the fact that his whole body was shaking, nerve-shot.
" Your wish is my command, o' ruler. " Goku giggled, then teleported out of the gravity room. Vegeta slowly sat down
on the ground, momentarily jumping up when he first heard the noise of his diaper hitting the soft cushioned floor.
" I'm....free. " he made a small smile, " I'M (temporarily) FREE OF THE OVERBEARING OUJI-LOVING PEASANT I CALL
KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta laughed insanely, falling onto his back, " Free free free free free. " the ouji said in a sing-song
voice, giggling happily. He paused and narrowed his eyes, then got up, " Cheering time is over, now to get to work! " he
said confidently, walking over to the gravity machine in the middle of the room, which Goku had also coincidentally covered
in a soft layer of cushion. Overtop all the buttons and knobs were now squishy neon-pink covers. Various warnings addressed
to "Veggie-chan" were pasted at different places on the machine. Vegeta stuck out his tongue, sickened, and turned the
machine itself on; which thankfully Goku didn't have the knowledge to successfully know how to mess with.
" Welcome Vegeta-san. " the machine welcomed the ouji in a female voice.
" Hello computer, nice to have someone address me by a NORMAL nickname for once. " Vegeta smiled with relief as he
felt some of his sanity returning to him.
" Enter gravitational level. " the computer said shortly.
" 550X Earth's normal gravity, computer. " the ouji nodded to it.
" Gravitational simulation commencing. "
Vegeta smirked as everything around him instantly become infintely heavier, " Ahh, there we go. " he threw several
punches in the air, " I, need to find out *punch* how to snap Kakarrotto out of *punch* this or else I'm going to lose my
*punch* mind! " he threw several balls of ki out and sent them back at himself, only to easily dodge all 4 of them. Vegeta
paused, " And where has Bulma been through all this!! " he exclaimed, " I'm GOING to need her help to get Kakay back to
normal...OH, but what am I gonna tell her? I can't tell her I went out and stole the dragon radar to wish for Kakay as my
servant-maid and for immortality for the both of us!...well, maybe I can tell her that first part and leave out the
immortality half of it. " he smirked, " As much as I like to order Kakarrotto around, eternity will be a LOT more tolerable
with him in his normal brainlessly annoying personality. " the ouji determined. He folded his arms, " Now I wonder where
Bulma could be.. " Vegeta trailed off.
" Down in the lab working on some hair product, she said it was "Top Secret"! " a cheerful little voice said from
behind him. Vegeta whipped around and nearly fell over to see Goku watching him through the huge monitor screen in the
gravity room. The ouji fell down animé style.
" WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!! " he wailed.
" But Veggie-sama, what if I left the room and all of a sudden something came out from behind and ATE YOU!! " Goku
waved his arms in the air frantically.
" NOTHING'S GOING TO EAT ME KAKARROT! YOU SOUND EVEN MORE PARANOID THAN I AM! "
" My brain hurts. " Goku pouted in return, pointing to it, " Everytime I think of one bad thing that could happen to
you a THOUSAND more that are even WORSE appear in my head and it makes me so nervous and worried and scared that I JUST WANNA
CRY! " he sobbed overdramatically, then turned to the ouji and smirked, " That's why I have to watch you, you see. There's
no room for any errors. One little error could me the END OF YOUR LIFE AS I KNOW IT! "
" Kakarrotto, I wished us immortal, remember? I CAN'T GET KILLED!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily.
" ...oh yeah. " the larger saiyajin grinned stupidly.
" Hmm...HEY-KAKARROTTO-LOOK-OVER-THERE! " Vegeta said quickly, gasping and pointing behind Goku, who whizzed around,
" Heh-heh-heh. " the ouji snickered, then teleported away. Goku turned back to the monitor and shrieked.
" AHH! MY LITTLE VEGGIE-SAMA! " he teleported into the gravity room, only to be sucked down to the floor in pain.
Goku looked up at the gravity machine, which was now reading 1100X normal gravity. He narrowed his eyes and growled,
" VegetaAAAAH!!! "
" Ahh, what a truely astounding genius I am. " Bulma boasted to herself as she proudly looked over her newest
invention, which fit over her finger like a ring, " It took days, hard work, sweat, and 30 pounds of La Pisana Mexican Coffee
mix, but I DID it! "
" BULMABULMABULMA!!! " a voice shrieked in terror from behind her. Bulma yelped, surprised as a pair of shivering
arms latched around her waist. She looked down to see Vegeta staring up at her with big wide eyes.
" I missed you. " he squeaked out.
" What did you do THIS time? " Bulma said lamely.
" "I DID"! " he lept to his feet, " Why do you always assume it's something "I DID"! Can't I come down here to say I
was worried about you and wondering WHERE THE HECK YOU'VE BEEN FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS!!! " Vegeta yelled.
" I've been working on my latest (and greatest) invention. " she held out her hand.
" It looks like a prize from out of a crackerjacks box. " the ouji cocked an eyebrow.
Bulma gritted her teeth, " YOU MORON! YOU DON'T KNOW HALF THE STUFF THIS LITTLE BABY CAN DO!!! "
" That's because you haven't TOLD me yet. " Vegeta muttered.
" ... " Bulma blinked, " Yeah, well... " she stammered, then regained her ground, " It HAPPENS to be the a
revolutionary hair styling tool. " she said, then pressed one of the small buttons on it and in a puff of smoke her hair was
instantly a foot longer than before. Bulma pressed it again and her hair became shorter than when she had started, " This
invention can alter a person's genetic makeup to make their hair at ANY length or style they desire WITHOUT having to worry
about brushing and washing in the morning. "
" What WILL you do with all that free time. " Vegeta snickered.
" HEY! " she snapped, " Don't make wisecracks, 'shorty'. I can make you BALD with this thing! " Bulma smirked.
" No thank you. " the ouji cringed, retorting.
" It also has some pre-programed styles, for example, " she pressed another button and her hair was instantly in the
large afro she had back when they first met Mirai Trunks.
" Ahh, I remember THAT do. " the little ouji said musingly, " Reminded me of Bejito-sei... "
" Yah, I don't know WHAT I was thinking! " Bulma said in disgust.
" You didn't like it? I liked it. " Vegeta said, " We had Trunks with that one. "
" They had to chop half my hair off to fit me through the hospital door. " Bulma said flatly.
" Heh-heh-heh, yeah that was pretty funny. " Vegeta laughed, " Now about MY problem. "
" You ALWAYS have a problem. " Bulma groaned, " What is it THIS time? "
" Well, you know how I've always desired to have Kakarrotto as my personal servant-maid and waid on me hand and foot
while talking all sweet-n-cute to me and, hmmhmm... " Vegeta trailed off musingly, his face glowing bright red. Bulma slapped
him, " --who where in the what now? " the re-alert ouji looked around the room, confused.
" You were SAYING... " Bulma urged him on.
" OH! Well, the other night I kind of ran into Shenlong on my, uhh, brief late afternoon early nightime jog. " Vegeta
started out. Bulma sweatdropped.
" You don't jog. "
" How would YOU know? You've been locked down here in your little franken-lab working on a HAIR-CHANGE-THINGY!! " he
defended himself.
Bulma sighed, " Continue. "
" So anyway, I was jogging and happened to cross by Shenlong. So he says to me, "How are you doing today Vegeta-san?"
and I say "Oh, oh-kay, could be better" so he says back to me, "Bad day?" and I say, "Not really, to tell you the truth it's
about my peasant, Kakay. He loves me so much yet has no wild passionate desire to become my servant-maid and tend to my every
whim and fancy". So Shenlong turns to me and says, "I can fix that up for you real fast Vegeta-san." so then Shenlong snaps
his fingers and nods to me, "There, your peasant now has the desire to want to become a servant-maid to your throne. Anything
else?". Then I mumbled something-or-other--that wasn't really all too important to the story, and after that Shenlong salutes
me and we continue jogging off in either direction. " Vegeta explained, then put on his best cheesy smile.
" ... " Bulma stared at him in disbelief, " Oh-kay, there are SO many things wrong with that story I can't begin to
correct. But I KNOW that wasn't what happened. "
" Why whatever do you mean? " the ouji said as innocently as possible.
" The eternal dragon doesn't take evening jogs through the park. He has no feet. And even if he did there's no way he
could get there without taking down half the forest with him. Second, you don't jog through the park either. Third, your
story sounds like some bad cover-up to conceal the fact that you made two wishes to Shenlong the other night; one that you
need my help to fix, and another that you really don't care to tell me about because you know if I found out I would
instantly kick you out of this house and you would be living on the street. "
" No I wouldn't, Kakay'd take me in. " Vegeta interupted.
" Where is "Kakay", Vegeta? " Bulma asked, folding her arms.
" Umm, glued to the floor of the gravity room because it's set way to high for even Kakarrotto to pick himself up. "
Vegeta nodded.
" And why is he in there? "
" ...uh, did I mention your hair looks very attractive poofed up like that? " the ouji gave her another cheesy smile.
" Oh God, he's giving me compliments. " Bulma groaned, holding her hand over her face, " He must've REALLY screwed
Goku over this time... " she muttered to herself.
" Not so much "screwed over" as "screwed up". " Vegeta added embarassingly. Bulma turned to him in shock.
" What did you do? "
" Bul-chan, tell me, you wouldn't happen to have any magic potion or technological advancement that would make me
extremely unattractive to Kakarrotto as a worthy master, would you? " Vegeta bit his lip.
" WHAT, DID, YOU, DO. " Bulma said bluntly.
" I wished for Kakarrotto to have a deep-seeded desire to want to be my servant-maid and now he's treating me like
his own personal baby/pet/plaything and I can't shake him and I want the old Kakarrotto back can you help? " Vegeta said
quickly, rubbing his hands together nervously.
" If I say no you'll continue to tail me until I say yes, won't you? " Bulma said flatly.
" Wow, you really ARE a genius! " the ouji piped up, half-mockingly.
" *sigh*. Alright. I'll need a blood-sample from him and we'll start from there, is that oh-kay with YOU, your
highness? " Bulma smirked, handing Vegeta a needle.
" You want me to---give a NEEDLE to MY sweet, dumb lil peasant? " Vegeta gawked.
" Nice pink diaper you're sporting by the way. "
" ... "
" ... "
The ouji looked down at the diaper which showed through his training outfit and sweatdropped, " Point made. I'm off
to go suck some peasant blood. " he said, testing out the needle by moving it up and down. Vegeta walked back up the stairs,
Bulma following him. He looked over his shoulder, " And what are YOU coming for? "
" I'm coming to make sure you don't mess up. " Bulma nodded.
" I'm sure that Kakarrotto will faint at the SIGHT of his most fear-ed "needles", so I doubt it'll be hard at all. "
Vegeta replied, then paused and smirked, " You're worried about me, aren'tcha, Bul-chan? "
" Keep walking Vegeta. " Bulma gritted her teeth, a light blush line over her nose, " Who I SHOULD be worried about
is poor Goku. HE'S GOING TO BE TRAMATIZED by the time he's back to normal!! "
" Yeah, I hadn't thought of that... " Vegeta trailed off, " You don't think he'd hate me, do you? "
Bulma sighed, " Goku couldn't hate you if he tried. You're his "little buddy", remember? "
" The title wouldn't slip my mind any faster than "the saiyajin no ouji" would, Bulma. " Vegeta boasted, then opened
the out of the lab a creak and stepped up, " Poor poor Kaka-chan. I ALMOST feel sorry for him. " the ouji poked his head
around the corner and instantly froze in place to see a very angry-looking Goku sitting on the couch across the room from
him; his servant-maid uniform looking very tattered. He had his arms folded and was slowly tapping on one arm with his
fingers much in the same way the ouji did when he got impatient, " Oh boy. " Vegeta muttered in shock, then gulped.
" What? What is it? " Bulma whispered at him. He lightly jabbed her in the stomach, " Yeow! HEY! "
" Bulma! Keep quiet! I don't want Kakarrotto to know you're down here! " the ouji whispered back, then did his best
to dignifiedly walk into the room and up to the larger saiyajin, " Hello, Kakarrotto. " he smirked.
" ... " Goku only glared back at him.
" Uhh,...yeah. " the ouji said uneasily, " Listen here, Kakarrotto, I-- "
" You've been a bad little boy, Veggie. " Goku said, his tone of voice deeper than normal.
" Uhhhh.... " Vegeta took a step back, watching him defensively.
" Trying to trap me to the gravity room floor like that. What a HORRIBLE thing to do. " he shook his head coldly,
then instantly put on a warm expression, " Come here, Veggie-sama. "
" ... " Vegeta looked around the room, slightly nervous. He glanced back at Bulma who was hiding on the steps. She
nodded quickly, then pointed to the needle the ouji was holding. Vegeta gulped and walked a little closer.
" That's it, Veggie-sama, just a little more. " Goku coaxed him.
" ... "
" Little more. "
" ... "
" Just a little bit more. "
" ... "
" There. " the ouji was now directly infront of him. Goku smiled, then reached out as if he were about to hug Vegeta
only to glare suddenly, grab him, toss the ouji over his knee and angrily spank him, " BAD VEGGIE! *SLAP*! BAD *SLAP* BAD
*SLAP* BAD BAD LITTLE VEGGIE!! *SLAP*SLAP*! HOW _DARE_ YOU *SLAP* SET THE GRAVITY *SLAP* IN THAT ROOM TOO HEAVY TO *SLAP*
KEEP ME FROM GETTING *SLAP* OUT! AND TO THINK I SPOILED YOU!! *SLAP*SLAP*SLAP!! "
Vegeta felt his whole body twitch, mortified. Bulma, meanwhile had already fallen down in shock and was also
currently twitching for a different reason altogether.
" Kaka...rrotto... " Vegeta gritted his teeth, his cheeks hot red with embarassment, " HOW DARE YOU SMACK ME! I'M
YOUR PRINCE YOU BIG MENTALLY-CONFUSED BAKAYARO!!! "
" Well _I'M_ your SERVANT-MAID, but you still had the guts to squash me IN 1100X GRAVITY, DIDN'T YOU!! *SLAP* WELL? "
Goku yelled back, enraged.
" It was for a good cause! And will you stop spanking me IT HURTS!! "
" IT'LL HURT EVEN MORE WHEN I HIT LEVEL 3 YOU MEAN, MEAN LITTLE OUJI!! " the larger saiyajin growled, then went ssj3
and threatingly raised his hand. Vegeta's eyes widened in terror as he wiggled, trying to get out of the death-hold Goku
had him in. He looked helplessly at his already sore butt-cheeks and closed his eyes tightly shut, bracing for the impact.
" *SSSSSSS--LAP!!!* "
" YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Now I'm almost afraid to go inside. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped from outside the front-door wearing a bandana and a
bazooka over each shoulder.
" Come on Kaasan! You dragged us all the way back here again! " Gohan groaned, then paused and smirked, " Besides,
"the Ouji" could be doing something terrible to Toussan in there... "
" DIE OUJI!! " Chi-Chi kicked down the door. Gohan sweatdropped. Chi-Chi lept into the room, " ALRIGHT YOU SICK
LITTLE MONSTER! I'M HERE TO SEND YOU BACK TO THE FIREY DEPTHS YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!!!....oh...boy... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped
at the sight before her. There was Goku in ssj3 form sitting on the couch with his hand raised and ready to spank the
ouji over his knee who was at sobbing loudly in pain. Vegeta's behind was nearly glowing in absolute anguish, " Wow....
that was unexpected. " she blinked, then pointed at Vegeta, " ALRIGHT OUJI! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY
GO-CHAN!!! "
" I'M DOING TO HIM?! " Vegeta whimpered in disbelief, " HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SPANKED BY A SSJ3 BEFORE!! " he screamed
angrily.
" Actually... " Chi-Chi trailed off, glowing a slightly boastful shade of red. The ouji growled at her.
" NOT THAT SPANKED! LITERALLY SLAPPED ON YOUR BEHIND AS A PUNISHMENT!!! "
" Punishme-- " Gohan gawked, taking the scene in, " Where did Toussan learn how to punish people by SPANKING them!? "
Chi-Chi whistled innocently while Gohan narrowed his eyes at her.
" Ta--Toussan? " Gohan said cautiously as he approached the two saiyajins, " Are, you oh-kay? "
" Veggie was a bad boy so I taught him a lesson. " Goku said proudly, then powered down and dropped Vegeta to the
floor. The little ouji groaned, " He won't be able to sit for a couple of weeks but he's certainly going to have a lot to
think about. " he nodded cheerfully, " RIGHT, Veggie-sama. " Goku grinned down at the ouji.
" YOU KEEP AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOPATH!! " Vegeta shrieked, backing up on all fours.
" Ouji? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him.
" HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME, ONNA! TAKE HIM BACK HOME!!! I COMMAND IT!!! " Vegeta yelled at her, half in panic.
" Oh little Veggie-sama, I can't leave you NOW! My job isn't done yet! " Goku smiled, picking Vegeta up under the
arms and plopping him on the couch, belly-down so his sore bottom could heal.
" Well, when will your "job" BE done? " the ouji pleaded, agitated.
" Never, Veggie-sama! I'm gonna servant you till the end of time! "
" ... " Vegeta felt his bottom left eyelid begin to twitch again, " ONNA!!! TAKE HIM! PLEASE TAKE HIM!!! "
" Sorry Ouji, but I can't FORCE my will upon Go-chan like YOU have. " Chi-Chi smirked wickedly, " And if staying here
and tending to your 'needs' is what he loves to do then I can't stop him. "
" YOU--YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! " Vegeta shrieked, " YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME WITH KAKARROTTO LIKE THIS! HE'S A MADMAN!!! "
" More like a madmaid. " Chi-Chi retorted, snickering. He reached up and grabbed her by the collar.
" Onna, listen to me, Onna. I'm going out of my mind! Kakarrotto, he--HE CHILDPROOFS _EVERYTHING_ AROUND THIS HOUSE!!
INCLUDING ME!!! LOOK AT ME I'M WEARING A PUFFY PINK DIAPER!!! "
" Hey, you are! " Chi-Chi said, surprised, " Thanks for pointing that out, Ouji. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I thought you had already noticed it. "
" I have now. " she grinned, then turned to Goku, " SO? What's next? Pacifiers and a baby-crib? "
Goku nodded modestly, giggling to himself.
" Isn't that cute, Ouji? Goku wants you to be his little baby now? " Chi-Chi said mockingly.
" That's NOT funny, Onna!! " Vegeta growled, " YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH THIS!!! KAKARROTTO IS
UNESCAPABLE?!! HE THINKS HE'S MY BODY GUARD!!! "
" I thought it was servant-maid. " Gohan interupted.
Vegeta glared at him, then turned back to Chi-Chi, " I'M NOT EVEN GIVING THE ORDERS ANYMORE!! KAKARROTTO'S ORDERING
_ME_ AROUND! IT'S NOT FAIR ONNA! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE--mmph?! " Vegeta froze on the spot and looked down to see he now had
a pink pacifier in his mouth. The ouji sucked on it twice, then lulled backward and fell asleep almost instantly.
" Aww, Veggie-sama. " Goku said warmly, pulling a blanket out of thin air and covering the ouji with it, " There we
go little Veggie. All nice-n-snug. "
" But--how did you-- " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" I put sleeping powder on the pacifier's suck-on part. " Goku nodded, grinning.
" Clever. VERY clever. " Chi-Chi looked over at him, impressed, " SO? I don't suppose I can get you to come home,
SERIOUSLY, this time, huh? "
" Nope! " Goku chirped, " I am Veggie-sama's servant-maid and must remain at his side at all times! "
" Oh brother... " Chi-Chi groaned.
" Hi! "
The trio turned to see Bulma standing behind them, " Don't mind me, umm, can I speak to Gohan and Chi-Chi in private,
Son-kun? " she asked.
" As long as I stay here to care for Veggie-sama you can do whatever you please with them. " Goku said, motioning her
to leave. He patted the sleeping Vegeta on the shoulder, " Veggie so cute. "
" Say Go-chan? " Chi-Chi smirked at him before heading off to the lab, " Next time the Ouji here does something bad..
.. " she pulled a giant beating club with fat spikes sticking out all over it out from behind her back, " May I suggest this
as a healthy alternative to merely spanking him with your hand. " Chi-Chi grinned, handing the weapon to Goku.
The larger saiyajin swung it about several times, " Looks a little dangerous. " he bit his lip uneasily.
" Dangerous? NAW! Vegeta's probably just as thick-skinned as he is thick-headed. " Chi-Chi shrugged, then chuckled
as she left, " Cya, Ouji. "
" Uh, Toussan? You got something sticking out of your leg there. " Gohan grimaced. Goku looked down and yelped when
he recognized the object.
" NEEDLE! AHH! GET-IT-OUT-GET-IT-OUT-GET-IT-OUT!!! " Goku panicked with fear. Gohan quickly grabbed the needle and
did so.
" Vegeta must've stuck that in there while you were slapping him. " the younger saiyajin examined the needle, which
had its sample.
Goku gasped in shock, " VEGGIE-SAMA DID THAT?! " he glared down at the ouji, who was just starting to wake up from
his temporary sleep and looking very groggy. Goku growled as he pulled out the large club Chi-Chi had given him. Gohan
sweatdropped and backed up; then ran down into the lab after Bulma and Chi-Chi just in time to catch the beginning of a very
painful scream cuertosy of the ouji.
" YAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! "
" What was THAT?! " Bulma gawked at the mutated wail.
" I bet I know. " Chi-Chi grinned evilly as Gohan reached the bottom steps, then shook his head at Chi-Chi,
embarassed.
" He's getting punished enough as it is, Kaasan. You didn't have to give Toussan a medieval torture device to use on
him too! " Gohan exclaimed.
" I only regret not seeing the look on that Ouji's face. " Chi-Chi snickered, then folded her arms, " You know Gohan,
maybe after THIS little experiance is over the Ouji'll finally learn to accept his own boundaries and NOT try and make my
Go-chan into something he isn't. " she nodded.
Gohan sighed, " Somehow I doubt that. "
" Well at least he's learning the hard way this time. " Bulma nodded to them, then swiped the needle from the young
saiyajin's hands, " Why thank you Gohan. "
He sputtered, then sweatdropped in reply.
" What are you doing with that? " Chi-Chi asked.
" It's a blood-sample of Goku's. SOMEHOW Vegeta managed to get it while undergoing all that pain himself. " Bulma
said, feeling sorry for the ouji, " I'm going to compare it to one of Son-kun's NORMAL samples and see the difference, then
create something to neutralize the stimulus, whatever it may be. "
" English? " Gohan blinked.
" I'm going to figure out what Shenlong did to Son and find a way to UNdo it. " Bulma said plainly. She placed two
slides under a nearby microscope and looked inside it, " There's one... " she said to herself, then twisted a few knobs,
" And there's two... "
" ... "
" ... "
" WELL? " Chi-Chi said, breaking the silence.
" They both...kind of look the same to me. " Bulma laughed nervously. Chi-Chi and Gohan fell to the ground.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME!!! " Chi-Chi yelled, " THERE'S GOT TO BE _SOMETHING_ DIFFERENT FOR MY GO-CHAN
TO BE ACTING LIKE THIS!! "
" Calm down! Yeesh! " Bulma groaned, sticking her fingers in her ears to keep them from ringing. She took them out,
" If it's not a genetical change it must be psychological. Unfortunately that's not my forté. "
" You mean we REALLY have to wait a whole YEAR to change Toussan back!! " Gohan said, devastated.
Bulma sighed, " I know, I really don't like it at all, but we're going to have to. "
" There's NO WAY I'm going to wait a whole year to wish that STUPID OUJI'S brainwashing away! COME ON GOHAN! "
Chi-Chi snapped at him, " We're going up to Dende's and fix this whole MESS! "
" Den--but, we don't even KNOW if there's anything he can do! " Gohan sputtered.
Chi-Chi sent a death-glare at him, " HE made Shenlong so it's HIS responsiblity! RIGHT? "
" Well, not exactl-- "
" --RIGHT!!! "
" Yes Kaasan. " he gulped, standing up straight.
" Good. " she smiled, " Now let's go get your father and that evil little Ouji. I'm SURE Dende can fix everything up
once he understands the situation. "
Gohan and Bulma exchanged nervous glances, then watched Chi-Chi determindly march up the stairs back out of the lab.
" Oh Go-chaaan? " she said in a sing-song voice, poking her head out of the doorway, " How would you like to go on a
field trip? "
" Field trip? " the larger saiyajin's eyes lit up.
" With "Veggie". " Chi-Chi smirked.
" FIELD TRIP WITH LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " Goku lept to his feet, grinning widely. He grabbed the now in-even-more-pain
ouji and bounded over to where Chi-Chi stood, " Where are we going, Chi-chan? " he asked sweetly.
" I thought we could go up to Dende's. " Chi-Chi replied.
" Dende's? Why would me-n-Veggie-sama wanna go there? "
" Well, he's prepared a HUGE FEAST with LOTS OF FOOD to congradulate you on you're new, err, position as the Ouji's
servant-maid. " she lied.
" YAY! I LOVE TO EAT! " he whooped, then picked Vegeta up and held him under one arm, " Did you hear THAT,
Veggie-sama? We're going to have a FEAST! "
" That's...nice... " Vegeta squeaked out, moaning.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Chi-Chi snickered, then bent down to wear the ouji was being held, " Havin fun yet, Ouji? "
" Shuddup you. " he growled at her.
" Did you enjoy the little present I gave Go-chan to use on you? By the sounds of your screams earlier I'd have to
say it was VERY effective. "
" ERRRrrrr... "
" Guess you won't be spawning any more Ouji-babies for a while. " she laughed at him, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--eh? "
Chi-Chi paused to see the larger saiyajin glaring at her.
" You're not teasing my Veggie-sama, are you, Chi-chan? " Goku said threateningly, then whipped out the club she had
given him and held it above his head.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " No! Of course not! He's such a, uhh, " she stammered for something remotely nice to say about
Vegeta, " such a SMALL Ouji. " she grinned cheesily. Vegeta sweatdropped, then elbowed Goku.
" HIT HER KAKAY! OVER THE HEAD! YOU CAN DO IT! YOUR OUJI COMMANDS IT!!! " Vegeta cheered, yet was obviously being
ignored due to Goku instantly putting the club back in his invisible pocket, " Ohhh. " Vegeta pouted, " Baka Onna. "
" Yeah, Veggie IS small, isn't he. " Goku said warmly, patting Vegeta on the head, " Like a blueberry muffin...MMmm..
...muffins... " he mused, trailing off, " LET'S GO! "
" ALRIGHT! " Chi-Chi said happily, then shouted down the stairway to Gohan and Bulma, " HURRY UP YOU TWO! Go-chan
says he's agreed to teleport us up to Dende's so he can get his big congradulation feast! "
Gohan scratched his head, " What "big congradulation feast"?? "
" Hahaha, don't be silly Gohan. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him while laughing nervously, " You know, the one
Go-chan is getting for his big 'promotion' to the Ouji's servant-maid? "
" ...OH. " Gohan replied, confused, " Oh-kay. "
She grabbed his hand, and whispered, " Don't worry, I'll tell you ALL about it when we get to the lookout... "
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7:28 PM 10/18/2002
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: And so ends Part 3!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: (pouts) I had hoped to get this up for Friday but it's WAY past the time of day I upload it.
Vegeta: (smirks) About 5 HOURS, actually.
Chuquita: (glares at him) Hush-up, Veggie. (folds her arms) I would've finished it last night but I got way too sleepy to get
the rest done. (shakes her head) I blame the slowness of the last two chapters getting up on school. I MIGHT still upload it
tonight but I'm not sure. If you're reading this on Friday, then I decided to do that, or if it's Monday, then I waited till
the following week. (to Son) You know it's really bugging me having the last two things loaded on the same day of the week.
Maybe I will load it tonight.
Goku: (grins) Who knows?
Vegeta: Nose?...(narrows his eyes at Son) Speaking of body-parts. (coughs loudly)
Goku: (sweatdrops) Oh boy...
Vegeta: (smirks) Kakarrotto as your prince and little buddy I DEMAND an explaination for your, *ahem*, 'behavior'.
Goku: Actually Veggie all I did was shake your shoulder and then kinda pound the ground with my fist but your tush got in the
way.
Vegeta: (gawks) WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FIST"! CHU SAID THERE WAS GRABBING!!!
Chuquita: (wiseman) Chu says many things.
Vegeta: (glares at her)
Chuquita: What? It WAS just a fist pound. Not the end of the world.
Vegeta: (growls) BUT YOU--BUT YOU SAID!!!
Chuquita: You have to realize that the End Corners and the Beginning Corners are written several days apart. What shocked and
confused me on Monday does not necessarily shock and confuse me now.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I hate you.
Goku: Umm, if it's any conciliation little Veggie, your tush cheeks are nice-n-soft.
Vegeta: (embarassment) Uh....thank you, Kakarrotto...
Goku: (smiles) Almost like a round pillow.
Vegeta: (glowing bright red insanely) THAT'S ENOUGH KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: (covers his mouth) (blinks innocently)
Vegeta: (grumbles) Thanks a lot Chu, you just might have ruined what would've been a perfectly good memory for me to laugh in
Onna's face over.
Chuquita: Speaking of "Onna", guess who got killed by Majin Buu in yesterday's episode.
Vegeta: (now wearing a party-hat) [toots a little kazoo in his mouth] *FWEEEP* (grin)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Oh God....
Goku: (sniffles) Chi-chan got KILLED, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Well, yeah. (shrugs) Pretty stupid thing she did that got her killed too.
Vegeta: (w/big kiddie eyes) (sweetly) Tell me the story again, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (larger sweatdrop) (sighs) Chi-Chi was mad at Majin Buu for killing Gohan--
Vegeta: (happily) (to Son) Who it turns out wasn't really dead at all!
Chuquita: --so she walked up to Buu in her second attempt to attack him.
Vegeta: (grins) The FIRST time Onna tried to hit him with Mr. Popo's MOP. (snicker)
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Chi-Chi then yelled at Buu and in a rage of anger slapped him across the face.
Vegeta: (snickers) Yes, a weak Earthling slap. [lightly slaps Son's face]
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, Veggie.
Chuquita: After that Buu turned to her and said, "Do you like eggs?"
Goku: (grins) Yes, yes I do!
Chuquita: And then he zapped her and within 5 seconds *poof*! She was an egg.
Vegeta: As soon as Onna became a breakfast food, Majin Buu lifted his foot and *SMMMMUUUUSH*! CRUNCHED THE EVIL WITCH INTO
OBLIVION!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (emotional sniffle) I love that story SO!
Goku: (sadly) Chi-chan gone FOREVER?
Vegeta: Unfortunately NOT. She comes back after everyone's wished back to Earth as part of MY plot to DEFEAT BUU! Which
actually WORKS!
Goku: (surprised) Veggie had a plot that worked?
Chuquita: It was for you to make a big genki dama from everyone's energy in the universe.
Goku: (grins) COOOoooOooOOOOOoooOOOoool!
Chuquita: OH! I saw a buffered 'live' dub episode. "The Old Kai's Weapon" where the portara first show up.
Goku: AND the episode where my little Veggie makes his GRAND RE-ENTERANCE into the show!
Vegeta: (smirks) Kakay missed me?
Goku: (nods sadly) Very very much.
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Awww, thank you Kakay.
Chuquita: (grins) This one was a REALLY NICELY dubbed episode. Some great over-dramatic music for when Rou Dai Kaioshin
supposedly "died" then instantly sat back up and scared the crap out of Son-kun, Supreme Kai, and Kibito. (to Son) You know
I can't say "Supreme Kai" without cracking up. It sounds like some kind of fast food. You know, a "Big Mac", a
"Double Whopper" a "Supreme Kai".
Goku: (giggles) Would you like fries with that?
Chuquita: I could've sworn SOME fast food resturant had some burger called the supreme something-or-other at one point.
(shrugs) Oh well. That episode was worth it JUST for Veggie's big re-entry. Enma-sama (King Yemma) tells Baba he's sending
other world's "strongest fighter" to Earth to help stop Majin Buu. (to audiance) Anyone who's a big Veggie fan is gonna love
this scene once you watch it. (back to Son) Baba asks if it's really necessary and Enma says yes. Then all of a sudden Funi's
dub-Veggie backround music starts playing and you see the bottom half of a blue leg and a white-n-yellow boot step down in
the right-corner of the screen. It goes back to Baba and so far all you see of Veggie is from the stomach-down. Baba's all
afraid of having to go where Buu is. Then it pans up to Veggie who's got one hand on his hip and the other at his side and a
big smirk on his face. Veggie mocks Enma for crawling to him for help and is more than happy to go 'home'. His last lines in
this episode (to me) were pretty funny. It was something along the lines of "Back to Earth, huh? Kakarrot, it's a pity you
won't be there to greet me."
Goku: (to audiance) Veggie said that one outloud in his head.
Chuquita: (grins) I just wanted to capture that screenshot of Veggie's face during those lines so bad. He looked so cute with
the 'big-shimmery-eye-thing'.
Vegeta: (evil grin) The cuteness is all part of the design.
Goku: (eagerly) I wanna see little Veggie's eyes all big-n-shimmery!!
Vegeta: (closes his eyes) Too-bad. You're just going to have to wait till the episode airs like everbody else is. (narrows
his eyes) Except impatient people like Chu who'd rather go watch it online almost a month before it airs.
Chuquita: HEY! It was worth it.
Goku: I a-gree with Chu. But little Veggie's are worth the wait.
Vegeta: That I am.
Chuquita: Speaking of waiting, we'll see you next time in Part 4 of "Anything You Say" everybody! (waves) Bye!
Goku: Bye-bye!
Vegeta: (snickers) So long.
Goku: So short.
Vegeta: ....what?
Goku: Long, short, they're opposites. Kinda like us! (big dopey grin)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say, Kakarrotto.