CHAPTER 7 - WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THE BIG OL' WIND MILL
What happened next? Well . . .
After Satine recovered from her black eye, she and the Duke's romance was rekindled. They got remarried and they lived happily ever after, just like any duke and whore would. Since the "incident" with Simon, Satine has enrolled in singing classes (thank the lord). Satine has given up being the Sparkling Diamond to be . . . A REAL ACTRESS!! Later on, the Duke bought Satine lots of Rogaine and her eyebrows eventually grew back.
Christian bumped into Audrey (the cross dresser) at a party after one of his performances and sparks began to fly. They now live together in Christian's apartment, which has currently been set on fire 19 times. Audrey fully supports Christian in his ballet career. They write successful musicals and plays together on the side, which are - of course - played at the Moulin Rouge with Satine as the star of the show.
Speaking of the Moulin Rouge . . .
Zidler has kept the Moulin Rouge can-can club running successfully with the help of his NEW Sparkling Diamond, Kylie Minogue. Of course, everyone loves her. Unfortunately, they had a problem with the Phantom of the Opera for quite some time, always playing practical jokes and messing with the chandelier. Finally Zidler called the Ghostbusters to take care of it. I mean, who else ya gonna call?
Penelope auditioned for American Idol 2 in hopes she could make it big as a singer and show the Duke who's the real star, but lost to Melly Markson, Kelly Clarkson's cousin. Penelope swore revenge on Melly and Kelly and then Simon cuz he's the one who rejected her and sent the Duke a threatening letter, then tried to crash Satine's wedding . . . eventually they just put her in a loony bin. She swore revenge on the psychiatrists.
The Midget and the Argentinean decided to take speech classes together and are doing well. One day after class, The Argentinean took a walk in the forest and came across none other than . . . the giant straw elephant!
He was afraid at first, but soon learned the elephant was really a gentle soul. They went to a field together where the Argentinean replaced the straw that had been burned away. They walked off into the sunset together, hand in nose, then the screen got dark and said,
"THE END."
FROM BEETLE: Thank you so much to all of my readers and thank you for your encouraging reviews. Hopefully, there will be many more Moulin Rouge parodies you'll be seeing from me in the future.
So, if you liked this one, keep an eye out for new ones. I might actually do a spin-off from this fic - I dunno.
P.S. I don't hate the Moulin Rouge or any of the actors, in fact I really liked the movie and I like all the actors, except for maybe Penelope - she seems a little . . . well, never mind!
Love to you all (even Penelope) from Beetle.
DISCLAIMER: In case any of my past disclaimers didn't clarify it enough for you, I don't own any of the Moulin Rouge, American Idol, Ghostbusters, The Phantom of the Opera . . . blah, blah, blah, the list goes on. I just own my story. = )
What happened next? Well . . .
After Satine recovered from her black eye, she and the Duke's romance was rekindled. They got remarried and they lived happily ever after, just like any duke and whore would. Since the "incident" with Simon, Satine has enrolled in singing classes (thank the lord). Satine has given up being the Sparkling Diamond to be . . . A REAL ACTRESS!! Later on, the Duke bought Satine lots of Rogaine and her eyebrows eventually grew back.
Christian bumped into Audrey (the cross dresser) at a party after one of his performances and sparks began to fly. They now live together in Christian's apartment, which has currently been set on fire 19 times. Audrey fully supports Christian in his ballet career. They write successful musicals and plays together on the side, which are - of course - played at the Moulin Rouge with Satine as the star of the show.
Speaking of the Moulin Rouge . . .
Zidler has kept the Moulin Rouge can-can club running successfully with the help of his NEW Sparkling Diamond, Kylie Minogue. Of course, everyone loves her. Unfortunately, they had a problem with the Phantom of the Opera for quite some time, always playing practical jokes and messing with the chandelier. Finally Zidler called the Ghostbusters to take care of it. I mean, who else ya gonna call?
Penelope auditioned for American Idol 2 in hopes she could make it big as a singer and show the Duke who's the real star, but lost to Melly Markson, Kelly Clarkson's cousin. Penelope swore revenge on Melly and Kelly and then Simon cuz he's the one who rejected her and sent the Duke a threatening letter, then tried to crash Satine's wedding . . . eventually they just put her in a loony bin. She swore revenge on the psychiatrists.
The Midget and the Argentinean decided to take speech classes together and are doing well. One day after class, The Argentinean took a walk in the forest and came across none other than . . . the giant straw elephant!
He was afraid at first, but soon learned the elephant was really a gentle soul. They went to a field together where the Argentinean replaced the straw that had been burned away. They walked off into the sunset together, hand in nose, then the screen got dark and said,
"THE END."
FROM BEETLE: Thank you so much to all of my readers and thank you for your encouraging reviews. Hopefully, there will be many more Moulin Rouge parodies you'll be seeing from me in the future.
So, if you liked this one, keep an eye out for new ones. I might actually do a spin-off from this fic - I dunno.
P.S. I don't hate the Moulin Rouge or any of the actors, in fact I really liked the movie and I like all the actors, except for maybe Penelope - she seems a little . . . well, never mind!
Love to you all (even Penelope) from Beetle.
DISCLAIMER: In case any of my past disclaimers didn't clarify it enough for you, I don't own any of the Moulin Rouge, American Idol, Ghostbusters, The Phantom of the Opera . . . blah, blah, blah, the list goes on. I just own my story. = )