To all of my readers, I realize there are a lot of characters I don't use
in my stories very often. This is my way to give you more of the characters
you love
F.F.C.B.U.B.Y.
Red XIII and Aeris are walking together and talking. . .
Red: Hey Aeris, have you ever noticed how our author-god, Yashamon, never really uses us as major characters in any of his fics?
Aeris: stops to think You know you're right Red. starts walking again He never does. It's kind of annoying.
Red: Gonna do something about it?
Aeris: What do you have in mind?
Red: Hmmm. . .
In front of Square Soft HQ. . .
Red and Aeris are sitting at a desk outside
Aeris: Well, I've put up posters but I have one question. . .
Red: That being? (A/N: how the hell would he sit in a chair?)
Aeris: What's fuck baby or whatever?
Red: annoyed look It's F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. Final Fantasy Characters Barely Used By Yashamon.
Aeris: So when do you think everyone else is gonna' figure that out?
Suddenly a mile long line of Final Fantasy characters shows up.
Red: looks at first person in line And your name is?
?????: Squall.
Red: Oh, no you don't! only Final Fantasy SEVEN characters aloud. Aeris, go get 'em, go get 'em girl! points to line
Aeris: on all-fours Ruff!
Aeris runs around barking like an idiot and chases away everyone except FF7 cast.
Red: rubs Aeris's head like she's a puppy Good girl!
Aeris: Bark!
The line now consists of Barret, Tifa, Yuffie, Cid, Vincent, Cait Sith, Heidegger, and Scarlet.
Red: No one with annoying laughs either.
Heidegger and Scarlet look crestfallen and leave, heads down.
Later in front of my house. . .
F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. members are parading on my lawn with signs and yelling.
Red: sign reads: Give us more roles!
Aeris: sign reads: Less Cloud!. . .
Tifa: sign reads: . . . More of us!
Yuffie: sign reads: I want more Materia
Vincent: sign reads: Lucrecia died from fanfic exclusion!
Barret: sign reads: More support character-oriented fics!
Cid: sign reads: @#$%* @#$%* @#$%*
Cait Sith: sign reads: Your future holds a strike
All: chanting Write about us! Write about us! Write about us!
Sephiroth: Sign reads: I have more fans than Cloud! Go to hell Yashamon!
All: turn towards Sephiroth Ouch. Looks like he got you too.
Sephiroth: Yes. . .sad face
Me: Bursts out window with shotgun in Fuzzy Lumpkins voice (PPG) GET OFF O MA' PROPERTY!
Over time the F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. grew in popularity and gathered many supporters including Squall of FF8 and undead, farting monkeys from the netherworld.
At a TV studio. . .
Announcer guy: And now, everyone's least favorite interview show. . . Aema and the Stars!
Aema: walks on to stage and sits down Hello everyone I'm Aema Moron and today I'll be interviewing a very popular group of weirdoes who were abandon in most of Yashamon's humor collection. . . The F.F.C.B.U.B.Y.! Come on down guys.
F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. walks on stage and says hi.
Red: Greetings.
Aeris: Hello.
Barret: Yo miss Moron.
Aema: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Your gonna die! grabs Vincent's death penalty and goes psychotic on Barret.
Vincent: Hey! That's mine!
Barret: is being assaulted by a gun bearing Moron HELP ME! Damn! Get 'da Moron off!
Cait Sith: Um. . . Barret would this be a bad time to tell you your fortune holds gun-bearing psycho TV show hosts?
Barret: has what little hair he has torn off No shit dumb cat-spy!
Cait Sith: I've got such great friends. tear
Vincent: snatches back weapon and shoots Cait Die evil being!
Barret: is still being attacked by Aema Hey lady! Get off! I wus jes' sayin' yer last name!
Aema: ^_^ Okay! gets back in chair
Cid: slaps Aema's butt Hey Bitch!
Aema: attacks Cid NO SALVATION FOR YOU!!!
Sephiroth: Uh, I guess we should skip the "hellos?"
Yuffie: You said it.
Tifa: I'm all for that.
C.S.: Hi, I'm Cait Sith #3!
Sephiroth and Vincent: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Evil cat returns!
C.S.: chases Vincent and Sephiroth around the stage C'mon, gimme a hug!
Yuffie: Um. . . Who's up for coffee?
Tifa and Aeris: ME!
The girls run and come back to see the bloody conflicts have yet to resolve
Red: is just sitting there What Freaks.
Yuffie:. . .
Red:. . .
Aeris:. . .
Tifa:. . .
Yuffie:. . .
Red:. . .
Aeris:. . .
Tifa:. . . Uh. . . I've got it!
Yuffie: What a brain?
Aeris: A life?
Red: A firefly?
Tifa: Noooooooooooo, but close! We should do our own show!
Aeris: Like a square of girls thing?
Red: I'm not a girl.
Tifa: grabs a Ragnarok sword from who-knows-where You will be unless you join in!
Red:. . .O. . .K. . .
Yuffie: ^_^ Yay!
Aeris, Red, Yuffie, and Tifa sit in a square.
Tifa: Okay! I ask first question! Aeris, how are you back alive?
Aeris: I never died. That idiot, Cloud nearly drowned me!
All: O_O
Aeris: Okay, Yuffie. Who do you like better Vincent or Red?
Yuffie: -_-;; Uh. . . Well Vinnie's just freaky and gothic and FOR GOD'S SAKE WHEN WILL HE EVER GET OVER THAT DEAD LADY!? Red on the other hand is an animal, and I don't like it animal style. Soooooooooooo. . . I'd have to say Vincent.
Red: I have a question.
Tifa: What?
Red: WHEN'S THIS STUPID FIC GONNA END!?!?
The End
Sephiroth: You know, I still don't feel like I got an important part in one of Yashamon's fic.
Me: Well piss off, you'll get a better part in chapter 5. Bye all!
F.F.C.B.U.B.Y.
Red XIII and Aeris are walking together and talking. . .
Red: Hey Aeris, have you ever noticed how our author-god, Yashamon, never really uses us as major characters in any of his fics?
Aeris: stops to think You know you're right Red. starts walking again He never does. It's kind of annoying.
Red: Gonna do something about it?
Aeris: What do you have in mind?
Red: Hmmm. . .
In front of Square Soft HQ. . .
Red and Aeris are sitting at a desk outside
Aeris: Well, I've put up posters but I have one question. . .
Red: That being? (A/N: how the hell would he sit in a chair?)
Aeris: What's fuck baby or whatever?
Red: annoyed look It's F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. Final Fantasy Characters Barely Used By Yashamon.
Aeris: So when do you think everyone else is gonna' figure that out?
Suddenly a mile long line of Final Fantasy characters shows up.
Red: looks at first person in line And your name is?
?????: Squall.
Red: Oh, no you don't! only Final Fantasy SEVEN characters aloud. Aeris, go get 'em, go get 'em girl! points to line
Aeris: on all-fours Ruff!
Aeris runs around barking like an idiot and chases away everyone except FF7 cast.
Red: rubs Aeris's head like she's a puppy Good girl!
Aeris: Bark!
The line now consists of Barret, Tifa, Yuffie, Cid, Vincent, Cait Sith, Heidegger, and Scarlet.
Red: No one with annoying laughs either.
Heidegger and Scarlet look crestfallen and leave, heads down.
Later in front of my house. . .
F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. members are parading on my lawn with signs and yelling.
Red: sign reads: Give us more roles!
Aeris: sign reads: Less Cloud!. . .
Tifa: sign reads: . . . More of us!
Yuffie: sign reads: I want more Materia
Vincent: sign reads: Lucrecia died from fanfic exclusion!
Barret: sign reads: More support character-oriented fics!
Cid: sign reads: @#$%* @#$%* @#$%*
Cait Sith: sign reads: Your future holds a strike
All: chanting Write about us! Write about us! Write about us!
Sephiroth: Sign reads: I have more fans than Cloud! Go to hell Yashamon!
All: turn towards Sephiroth Ouch. Looks like he got you too.
Sephiroth: Yes. . .sad face
Me: Bursts out window with shotgun in Fuzzy Lumpkins voice (PPG) GET OFF O MA' PROPERTY!
Over time the F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. grew in popularity and gathered many supporters including Squall of FF8 and undead, farting monkeys from the netherworld.
At a TV studio. . .
Announcer guy: And now, everyone's least favorite interview show. . . Aema and the Stars!
Aema: walks on to stage and sits down Hello everyone I'm Aema Moron and today I'll be interviewing a very popular group of weirdoes who were abandon in most of Yashamon's humor collection. . . The F.F.C.B.U.B.Y.! Come on down guys.
F.F.C.B.U.B.Y. walks on stage and says hi.
Red: Greetings.
Aeris: Hello.
Barret: Yo miss Moron.
Aema: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Your gonna die! grabs Vincent's death penalty and goes psychotic on Barret.
Vincent: Hey! That's mine!
Barret: is being assaulted by a gun bearing Moron HELP ME! Damn! Get 'da Moron off!
Cait Sith: Um. . . Barret would this be a bad time to tell you your fortune holds gun-bearing psycho TV show hosts?
Barret: has what little hair he has torn off No shit dumb cat-spy!
Cait Sith: I've got such great friends. tear
Vincent: snatches back weapon and shoots Cait Die evil being!
Barret: is still being attacked by Aema Hey lady! Get off! I wus jes' sayin' yer last name!
Aema: ^_^ Okay! gets back in chair
Cid: slaps Aema's butt Hey Bitch!
Aema: attacks Cid NO SALVATION FOR YOU!!!
Sephiroth: Uh, I guess we should skip the "hellos?"
Yuffie: You said it.
Tifa: I'm all for that.
C.S.: Hi, I'm Cait Sith #3!
Sephiroth and Vincent: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Evil cat returns!
C.S.: chases Vincent and Sephiroth around the stage C'mon, gimme a hug!
Yuffie: Um. . . Who's up for coffee?
Tifa and Aeris: ME!
The girls run and come back to see the bloody conflicts have yet to resolve
Red: is just sitting there What Freaks.
Yuffie:. . .
Red:. . .
Aeris:. . .
Tifa:. . .
Yuffie:. . .
Red:. . .
Aeris:. . .
Tifa:. . . Uh. . . I've got it!
Yuffie: What a brain?
Aeris: A life?
Red: A firefly?
Tifa: Noooooooooooo, but close! We should do our own show!
Aeris: Like a square of girls thing?
Red: I'm not a girl.
Tifa: grabs a Ragnarok sword from who-knows-where You will be unless you join in!
Red:. . .O. . .K. . .
Yuffie: ^_^ Yay!
Aeris, Red, Yuffie, and Tifa sit in a square.
Tifa: Okay! I ask first question! Aeris, how are you back alive?
Aeris: I never died. That idiot, Cloud nearly drowned me!
All: O_O
Aeris: Okay, Yuffie. Who do you like better Vincent or Red?
Yuffie: -_-;; Uh. . . Well Vinnie's just freaky and gothic and FOR GOD'S SAKE WHEN WILL HE EVER GET OVER THAT DEAD LADY!? Red on the other hand is an animal, and I don't like it animal style. Soooooooooooo. . . I'd have to say Vincent.
Red: I have a question.
Tifa: What?
Red: WHEN'S THIS STUPID FIC GONNA END!?!?
The End
Sephiroth: You know, I still don't feel like I got an important part in one of Yashamon's fic.
Me: Well piss off, you'll get a better part in chapter 5. Bye all!