It Has Your Eyes
Disclaimer: I don't own FF7 (Of course that should have been obvious to you by now)
A/N: This is a weird idea that came to me out of no where.
In Costa De Sol, in a new house. . .
Month 3
Cloud and Vincent: WHAT!? Your pregnant!?
Yuffie: ^_^ Yup!
Cloud: I always wanted a child! All that time with Yuffie is finally payin' off!
Vincent: Wait, wait, wait. How do you know the child is YOURS ?
Cloud: getting angry Duh, cause I been sleepin' with Yuffie!
Vincent: What sleep-rape or something? She would never be with you.
Cloud: puffing steam And how would you know?!
Vincent: still calm and collected Sits down and crosses arms because she told me.
Cloud: VERY pissed off WHEN?!
Vincent: In bed.
Yuffie: is watching with Cid, very amused
Barret: walks in because he heard yelling What's goin' on in here?
Cid: Cloud and Vincent are arguing over who the father is of Yuffie's baby.
Barret: Damn, I didn't know Yuffie was havin' a kid.
Yuffie: ^_^Yup!
Barret: This should be funny. sits down to watch
Cloud: is storming around Vincent, the child is mine, and the plain fact is no one would ever love you! Let alone have a child with you!
Vincent: gets up Oh that's it! Bring it on spike-boy!
Cloud: unsheathes Ultima Weapon When I'm done with you, you won't be able to make babies if you wanted to! charges Vincent
Vincent: shoots Cloud
Cloud: on ground bleeding I. . . am. . . a dad.
Vincent: steps on Cloud's nuts, HARD! (ouch) Well I'm here to make sure it's not a repeating process. grinds boot in then walks on Cloud
Yuffie: yawns This is getting stupid, I'm going to bed.
Cid: Uh. . . You woke up barely an hour ago, why are you going to bed already?
Yuffie: drastic mood swing BECAUSEIFIDON'TGETSOMESLEEPYOURALLDEAD!!! yawns and goes off to bed.
Barret: Wow, pregnant ladies get pissed pretty damn fast.
In a department store somewhere. . .
Month 6
Video Aisle. . .
Cid: puzzled look Since when was there a fuckin' department store on the goddamn nameless planet we live on?
Barret: shrugs Beats me.
Yuffie: picks up video Oooooh! "Giving Birth for teenage ninja-thief type characters in the nameless world FF7 takes place in," I'm gonna buy it!
Cloud: How did we get dragged out here again?
Group passes into next aisle.
Vincent: She probably threatened to tell everyone how tiny your dick is.
Cloud: puffing steam again And how would you know anything about that!?!?
Yuffie: Ooooooooooooh! I gotta get bottles and baby clothes and diapers and. . . What are these? holds up Safer Sephiroth Condoms
Cid: It's obvious you've never heard of safe sex Yuffie.
Cloud: looks at box w/ a picture of Safer Sephiroth on it This is a dumb name.
Vincent: What do you mean?
Cloud: puts box down Think about it. The "Safer" part makes sense, but that guy wouldn't need a condom. He's got nothing down there.
Vincent: Cloud, you are the one and only person ALIVE I know who would even think about looking at another guy's groin area in the middle of a battle.
Cloud: under breath Hypocrite.
Yuffie: And the dead being?
Vincent: Rufus.
Group passes into next aisle, frozen foods.
Cloud: pushes Vincent in freezer and closes it So Yuffie?
Yuffie: Yes? picks out coffee Ice Cream
Cloud: loud enough for Vincent to hear What are WE going to name the baby?
Vincent: fumes all frozen foods melt shoots out of fridge w/ Death Penalty CLOUD!!!
Cloud: Uh-oh. I know what's coming now. huddles up
Vincent: shoots Cloud until he's out of ammo then grabs a pair of spiked- boots from Yuffie's cart and begins to stomp on Cloud !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid, Barret, & Yuffie: wince Ouch.
Yuffie: Uh. . . We'd better check out.
Hospital. . .
Month 9, end of pregnancy. . .
Yuffie: shows baby to group Here's my first bundle of joy!
Baby: *&%$@#*&%$#@*&%$#@
All: smile Awww. . .
Yuffie: It's name is Cid Jr., Cid honey.
Cid: Yeah?
Yuffie: It has your eyes.
Barret: Yeah, and your mouth.
Cloud: looks at Vincent It wasn't either of ours. . .
Vincent: looks at Cloud We fought over nothing. . .
Cloud & Vincent: join hands and start sobbing like crazy
Vincent: I'm sorry Cloud. . .
Cloud: I'm sorry Vincent. . .
Vincent & Cloud: I love you! start kissing
Cid Jr.: points Fagget!
Yuffie: gasps Baby's first word!
The End
A/N: Sorry if this chapter was really shity but PLEASE review! PLEASE!
Disclaimer: I don't own FF7 (Of course that should have been obvious to you by now)
A/N: This is a weird idea that came to me out of no where.
In Costa De Sol, in a new house. . .
Month 3
Cloud and Vincent: WHAT!? Your pregnant!?
Yuffie: ^_^ Yup!
Cloud: I always wanted a child! All that time with Yuffie is finally payin' off!
Vincent: Wait, wait, wait. How do you know the child is YOURS ?
Cloud: getting angry Duh, cause I been sleepin' with Yuffie!
Vincent: What sleep-rape or something? She would never be with you.
Cloud: puffing steam And how would you know?!
Vincent: still calm and collected Sits down and crosses arms because she told me.
Cloud: VERY pissed off WHEN?!
Vincent: In bed.
Yuffie: is watching with Cid, very amused
Barret: walks in because he heard yelling What's goin' on in here?
Cid: Cloud and Vincent are arguing over who the father is of Yuffie's baby.
Barret: Damn, I didn't know Yuffie was havin' a kid.
Yuffie: ^_^Yup!
Barret: This should be funny. sits down to watch
Cloud: is storming around Vincent, the child is mine, and the plain fact is no one would ever love you! Let alone have a child with you!
Vincent: gets up Oh that's it! Bring it on spike-boy!
Cloud: unsheathes Ultima Weapon When I'm done with you, you won't be able to make babies if you wanted to! charges Vincent
Vincent: shoots Cloud
Cloud: on ground bleeding I. . . am. . . a dad.
Vincent: steps on Cloud's nuts, HARD! (ouch) Well I'm here to make sure it's not a repeating process. grinds boot in then walks on Cloud
Yuffie: yawns This is getting stupid, I'm going to bed.
Cid: Uh. . . You woke up barely an hour ago, why are you going to bed already?
Yuffie: drastic mood swing BECAUSEIFIDON'TGETSOMESLEEPYOURALLDEAD!!! yawns and goes off to bed.
Barret: Wow, pregnant ladies get pissed pretty damn fast.
In a department store somewhere. . .
Month 6
Video Aisle. . .
Cid: puzzled look Since when was there a fuckin' department store on the goddamn nameless planet we live on?
Barret: shrugs Beats me.
Yuffie: picks up video Oooooh! "Giving Birth for teenage ninja-thief type characters in the nameless world FF7 takes place in," I'm gonna buy it!
Cloud: How did we get dragged out here again?
Group passes into next aisle.
Vincent: She probably threatened to tell everyone how tiny your dick is.
Cloud: puffing steam again And how would you know anything about that!?!?
Yuffie: Ooooooooooooh! I gotta get bottles and baby clothes and diapers and. . . What are these? holds up Safer Sephiroth Condoms
Cid: It's obvious you've never heard of safe sex Yuffie.
Cloud: looks at box w/ a picture of Safer Sephiroth on it This is a dumb name.
Vincent: What do you mean?
Cloud: puts box down Think about it. The "Safer" part makes sense, but that guy wouldn't need a condom. He's got nothing down there.
Vincent: Cloud, you are the one and only person ALIVE I know who would even think about looking at another guy's groin area in the middle of a battle.
Cloud: under breath Hypocrite.
Yuffie: And the dead being?
Vincent: Rufus.
Group passes into next aisle, frozen foods.
Cloud: pushes Vincent in freezer and closes it So Yuffie?
Yuffie: Yes? picks out coffee Ice Cream
Cloud: loud enough for Vincent to hear What are WE going to name the baby?
Vincent: fumes all frozen foods melt shoots out of fridge w/ Death Penalty CLOUD!!!
Cloud: Uh-oh. I know what's coming now. huddles up
Vincent: shoots Cloud until he's out of ammo then grabs a pair of spiked- boots from Yuffie's cart and begins to stomp on Cloud !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid, Barret, & Yuffie: wince Ouch.
Yuffie: Uh. . . We'd better check out.
Hospital. . .
Month 9, end of pregnancy. . .
Yuffie: shows baby to group Here's my first bundle of joy!
Baby: *&%$@#*&%$#@*&%$#@
All: smile Awww. . .
Yuffie: It's name is Cid Jr., Cid honey.
Cid: Yeah?
Yuffie: It has your eyes.
Barret: Yeah, and your mouth.
Cloud: looks at Vincent It wasn't either of ours. . .
Vincent: looks at Cloud We fought over nothing. . .
Cloud & Vincent: join hands and start sobbing like crazy
Vincent: I'm sorry Cloud. . .
Cloud: I'm sorry Vincent. . .
Vincent & Cloud: I love you! start kissing
Cid Jr.: points Fagget!
Yuffie: gasps Baby's first word!
The End
A/N: Sorry if this chapter was really shity but PLEASE review! PLEASE!