Red XIII's Halloween Party
More insane babble by me.
October 31
Cosmo Canyon, Outside Bugenhagen's lab. . .
Cloud:is in dress looks at address on invitation We're here!
Cid:dressed as Hell Masker You idiot, we've been here a million fuckin' times and you still don't know the goddamned address?!
Cloud: looks at feet No.
Sephiroth: is in Safer-Sephiroth form Oh, shut up! knocks at door w/ tentacle
Red XIII: dressed as Dark Nation opens door from inside What's the password?
Cloud, Cid, and Sephiroth: Trick or treat!
Red XIII: Right you are. Welcome to the party of many profanities! Oh, Cloud, one rule. No ugly masks.
Cloud: Hey! points This is my face!
Group walks in. Inside they see Aeris and Tifa getting drunk, Yuffie snarfing candy, Rufus in an apron standing next to the oven, Barret and Reno carving pumpkins, and Vincent standing over Cait Sith's dead body.
Cloud: walks over to Rufus Say what are you cookin'?
Rufus: Making pie.
Cloud: What for?
Rufus: You'll see. . .
Cloud:. . . walks over to Vincent
Sephiroth: has discovered HUGE CD player w/ surround sound Hey, Red? Mind if I jam some tunes?
Red XIII: has closed door and is now carving his own pumpkin Go ahead, knock yourself out!
Sephiroth: Cool! puts on "One Winged Angel" from Final Fantasy sound track
Cid: Hey, I wanna' listen to the theme, damn it! changes song to theme
Sephiroth: No, we're gonna listen to One Winged Angel! changes song to Angel
Cid: Theme! changes song
Sephiroth: No, Angel! changes song
Cid: Theme! changes song
Sephiroth: Angel! changes song
While Sephiroth and Cid are arguing, Yuffie, who is dressed as an M & M has become so full from candy, she looks like a giant beach ball. Cloud has made it to Vincent.
Cloud: What did you do to 'Sith?
Vincent: is Chaos in a bunny suit 'Sith pissed me off!
Cloud: Ah. So did you use Satan Slam or Hell Dagger?
Vincent: No, a new one. It's called "Shove a Block of C4 Up Cait Sith's Ass."
Cloud: I'd kill for an opportunity like that.
There is a knock on the door.
Red: Aeris, could you get that? The pass word is "Trick or Treat."
Aeris: staggers over to door in slurred voice Whatsthepassword?
Kids: of the ages 4 and 5 Trick or Treat!
Aeris: Comeoninyalittlebrats.
Kids: walk over to candy basket where Yuffie is still gorging herself Hey, lady let us have some!
Yuffie: talking through mouth of chocolate Get your own fucking candy!
Cid and Sephiroth have begun to fight.
Cid: Shoves Venus Gospel into button and punches Sephiroth Theme!
Sephiroth: crushes CD player Angel! chokes Cid w/ tentacle
One of the kids gets too close and Cid uses her as a club.
Cid: THEME!
Yuffie: rolls over to Cid & Sephiroth If you two can't decide, then we're listening to sexually exciting music! changes CD and magically the dead CD player works
Cid & Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! cover ears
The drunken Aeris and Tifa start dancing and you can guess where it goes from there, given their drunken state and the sex music playing.
Roger S. Huxley (Star Ocean 3): Drools
Cloud: If you'll excuse me, I have a 3-way to make. jumps in w/ Aeris and Tifa
Cid: Stop your loud moaning!
Sephiroth: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Rufus: I like this song. egg timer beeps Oooh! My pies are done!
Rufus hands out a cherry pie to everyone. The pies have pictures of ponies made into them.
Barret: I always knew da foo' was seriously messed up.
Red XIII: You said it, punches "thumb" into pie and licks it these aren't even pumpkin pies!
Cid and Sephiroth are afraid to touch their pies for fear of "fagget germs," and Yuffie, as usual, is gorging herself. The little kids steal and eat Aeris, Tifa, and Cloud's pies. Vincent throws his pie at Cait Sith's corpse and laughs maniacally for no apparent reason.
All: Uh. . .
Rufus: starts crying You. . . ruined. . . my pies! Argh!!! goes berserk and beats the shit out of Vincent
Yuffie: eats the remains of every one's pies.
Sephiroth: fat pig.
Cid: Gelatinous swine.
Cloud: Uh. . . Hmm. . . Nope, no more synonyms.
Tifa & Aeris: are too "preoccupied" to say anything
Rufus: At least someone likes my pies! hugs Yuffie
Vincent: I wonder if she melts in your mouth.
Red XIII, Barret, and Reno have finished carving their pumpkins, turned out the lights, and put candles in.
Reno: My first line in this fic! pumpkin is the "silence" battle icon
Barret: You all better not laugh or I pound you're ass! pumpkin is a pony
All:. . . Uh. . .
Red XIII: Tada! pumpkin is a block of C4
Cloud: Sweat! sticks pumpkin up Cait Sith's ass
November 1. . .
TV: And now. . . Cosmo Canyon News @ 6:54! Last night, Bugenhagen's lab, in Cosmo Canyon, blew up under mysterious circumstances. In other news, a giant M&M fell on our fair city. Scientists disected it to reveal pies, large amounts of candy, and a few small children.
The End
Me: So, how you like? I know it was stupid but it was a spur-of-the-moment thing. R+R please.
More insane babble by me.
October 31
Cosmo Canyon, Outside Bugenhagen's lab. . .
Cloud:is in dress looks at address on invitation We're here!
Cid:dressed as Hell Masker You idiot, we've been here a million fuckin' times and you still don't know the goddamned address?!
Cloud: looks at feet No.
Sephiroth: is in Safer-Sephiroth form Oh, shut up! knocks at door w/ tentacle
Red XIII: dressed as Dark Nation opens door from inside What's the password?
Cloud, Cid, and Sephiroth: Trick or treat!
Red XIII: Right you are. Welcome to the party of many profanities! Oh, Cloud, one rule. No ugly masks.
Cloud: Hey! points This is my face!
Group walks in. Inside they see Aeris and Tifa getting drunk, Yuffie snarfing candy, Rufus in an apron standing next to the oven, Barret and Reno carving pumpkins, and Vincent standing over Cait Sith's dead body.
Cloud: walks over to Rufus Say what are you cookin'?
Rufus: Making pie.
Cloud: What for?
Rufus: You'll see. . .
Cloud:. . . walks over to Vincent
Sephiroth: has discovered HUGE CD player w/ surround sound Hey, Red? Mind if I jam some tunes?
Red XIII: has closed door and is now carving his own pumpkin Go ahead, knock yourself out!
Sephiroth: Cool! puts on "One Winged Angel" from Final Fantasy sound track
Cid: Hey, I wanna' listen to the theme, damn it! changes song to theme
Sephiroth: No, we're gonna listen to One Winged Angel! changes song to Angel
Cid: Theme! changes song
Sephiroth: No, Angel! changes song
Cid: Theme! changes song
Sephiroth: Angel! changes song
While Sephiroth and Cid are arguing, Yuffie, who is dressed as an M & M has become so full from candy, she looks like a giant beach ball. Cloud has made it to Vincent.
Cloud: What did you do to 'Sith?
Vincent: is Chaos in a bunny suit 'Sith pissed me off!
Cloud: Ah. So did you use Satan Slam or Hell Dagger?
Vincent: No, a new one. It's called "Shove a Block of C4 Up Cait Sith's Ass."
Cloud: I'd kill for an opportunity like that.
There is a knock on the door.
Red: Aeris, could you get that? The pass word is "Trick or Treat."
Aeris: staggers over to door in slurred voice Whatsthepassword?
Kids: of the ages 4 and 5 Trick or Treat!
Aeris: Comeoninyalittlebrats.
Kids: walk over to candy basket where Yuffie is still gorging herself Hey, lady let us have some!
Yuffie: talking through mouth of chocolate Get your own fucking candy!
Cid and Sephiroth have begun to fight.
Cid: Shoves Venus Gospel into button and punches Sephiroth Theme!
Sephiroth: crushes CD player Angel! chokes Cid w/ tentacle
One of the kids gets too close and Cid uses her as a club.
Cid: THEME!
Yuffie: rolls over to Cid & Sephiroth If you two can't decide, then we're listening to sexually exciting music! changes CD and magically the dead CD player works
Cid & Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! cover ears
The drunken Aeris and Tifa start dancing and you can guess where it goes from there, given their drunken state and the sex music playing.
Roger S. Huxley (Star Ocean 3): Drools
Cloud: If you'll excuse me, I have a 3-way to make. jumps in w/ Aeris and Tifa
Cid: Stop your loud moaning!
Sephiroth: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Rufus: I like this song. egg timer beeps Oooh! My pies are done!
Rufus hands out a cherry pie to everyone. The pies have pictures of ponies made into them.
Barret: I always knew da foo' was seriously messed up.
Red XIII: You said it, punches "thumb" into pie and licks it these aren't even pumpkin pies!
Cid and Sephiroth are afraid to touch their pies for fear of "fagget germs," and Yuffie, as usual, is gorging herself. The little kids steal and eat Aeris, Tifa, and Cloud's pies. Vincent throws his pie at Cait Sith's corpse and laughs maniacally for no apparent reason.
All: Uh. . .
Rufus: starts crying You. . . ruined. . . my pies! Argh!!! goes berserk and beats the shit out of Vincent
Yuffie: eats the remains of every one's pies.
Sephiroth: fat pig.
Cid: Gelatinous swine.
Cloud: Uh. . . Hmm. . . Nope, no more synonyms.
Tifa & Aeris: are too "preoccupied" to say anything
Rufus: At least someone likes my pies! hugs Yuffie
Vincent: I wonder if she melts in your mouth.
Red XIII, Barret, and Reno have finished carving their pumpkins, turned out the lights, and put candles in.
Reno: My first line in this fic! pumpkin is the "silence" battle icon
Barret: You all better not laugh or I pound you're ass! pumpkin is a pony
All:. . . Uh. . .
Red XIII: Tada! pumpkin is a block of C4
Cloud: Sweat! sticks pumpkin up Cait Sith's ass
November 1. . .
TV: And now. . . Cosmo Canyon News @ 6:54! Last night, Bugenhagen's lab, in Cosmo Canyon, blew up under mysterious circumstances. In other news, a giant M&M fell on our fair city. Scientists disected it to reveal pies, large amounts of candy, and a few small children.
The End
Me: So, how you like? I know it was stupid but it was a spur-of-the-moment thing. R+R please.