Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-WHOA! I am NOT trying to hook you up with Maxim. He
did that of his own free will.
Maxim: . I think she's still suspicious of you, and I don't blame her.
Forte: . WHAT THE HECK ARE _ YOU _ DOING HERE????????
Maxim: Zero invited me.
Forte: . He.did.WHAT?????
Zero: THERE you are. ready?
Maxim: Ready.
(After a short pause, they begin a sword battle. It's surprising that Maxim's sword isn't sliced apart by Zero's Z-saber.)
Forte: . figured. Anyway, since I can't settle our vendetta, I'll forget it. and I'll start on the path to completely dropping it by warning you about Maxim. He's nice, but like you, he has another side. Oh. and he's in his normal form.
Maxim: (Stops.) I think you're getting your details mixed up. I DO have another side to me. but it's because of an evil spirit born from dark powers.
Forte: I know that. had a nice chat with 'Dark' Maxim. Oh, and guess who helped him out by giving him the ability to take a form that rivals Dark Raptor's velociraptor form?
Maxim: (Getting worried.) . WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?????????
Forte: At first it was going to be a last ditch effort to cream her, BUT. he gave me the 'Dark Raptor' treatment.
Maxim: You deserved it then. and I'm glad he's not trying to surface today. (Continues sword battle with Zero.)
Forte: . I'm beginning to understand how Beelzemon feels when he gets pestered writing a fic. Oh, and for story purposes, I'm dubbing the Gospel kid 'Max'.
Maxim: . Did I inspire that?
Forte: . I guess.
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Chapter dos (translation - two. Spanish. Although the spelling might be wrong.) - School Daze. School the next day was the same as always, until the time when it came to lessons involving Pets..
"Max, I've said this before, but you can either wait in here, or sit outside during this time." Ms. Mari told him.
"Actually, I found a Pet that was thrown out. It still works, so."
"Well. I guess you can try it."
Max jacked into the system along with the others. He did pay attention to the lessons, so he knew about a lot of it.
". So your name's Max?" Lan asked.
". Is there a problem with that?"
"No, I.. HOLY COW! THAT'S THE NAVI THAT ATTACKED THE AIR SHOW YESTERDAY!!!!!!"
Everyone looked at their displays, and sure enough, the Navi was the same one. Also, he was the only Navi using his 'desk' as a makeshift bed. He was sitting against it, and snoring. The other Navis gathered around him and stared. Then Guts Man poked him.
"Hey! DON'T!" Mega Man shouted.
His shouting woke Tengu Man up.
"{YAAAAAAWWWWWWN!} Awww. Five more minutes Tempest. and I knew you wouldn't ditch me.. ZZZZZZZZZZ"
Guts Man poked him again. He woke up, and looked around. His response was DEFINITELY unexpected.
"Huh? AAAIIIIIIEEEEE CARAMBA!!!!!!!! IT'S THE SCHOOL NIGHTMARE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then he fainted. All of the students and Navis sweat dropped. Then Maxim had an idea. He uploaded a battle chip. The reaction he got was expected.
"WHOA! SI SENOR!! I'M READY FOR ACTION!!!!"
Then he looked around again. He also quit mixing English and Spanish.
"WHAT THE HELL?????? WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY PET??????????"
Then Glyde decided to inform him of the situation.
"Sir. you aren't in your Pet. You're in the school's lesson system. And I'm guessing your original owner discarded you."
Tengu Man blinked, and then started shouting in Spanish. They had the feeling they didn't want to know what he was saying. Then he spoke to them in English.
"Uh.. I'm in a school.."
"Right.
"Tempest ditched me."
". I guess so."
". THEN WHO THE BLOODY DAMN HELL HAS MY FUCKING PET???????????"
Then Mari's Navi went up to him, and smacked him on his butt with a rod he uses as a weapon.
"AIIIEEEE!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET SWATTED BY A TEACHER _ OUTSIDE _ OF MY NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Please refrain from profane language."
". So I can't use Spanish?"
Then everyone sighed, as they understood where he got the nightmares. Then Tengu Man noticed Mega Man.
". WHAT THE HELL???????? YOU MEAN I'M STUCK AS A CLASSMATE FOR THAT BASTARD BRAT??????????"
Then he was promptly swatted again, and he snapped, grabbing the rod, and bent it into a pretzel.
"I dare you to try that now, senorita Ocelot."
They didn't get his joke, and didn't care. What they did care about was that the Navi took out her main weapon. A quarterstaff with spikes on the ends.
". Uh-he-he. Amiga, I didn't mean."
He got swatted again, and started running around the 'room' to avoid getting swatted again.
"GET BACK HERE YOU NAUGHTY NAVI!!!!!!!!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN SENOR OCELOT TORTURES SNAKE ON THE EXTREME DIFFICULTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now they began to get a picture of his personality. They knew he played video games [downloaded ROM's for Navis.], spoke some Spanish, and probably had a heck of a time getting through school the first time.
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Zero: So tell me. (Deflects a few sword swipes.) Why's Tengu Man Spanish speaking?
Forte: . Why not? The real Tengu Man that I know does.
Maxim: .not now.
(Maxim tenses a bit, and then relaxes, but has a different kind of aura about him.)
Dark Maxim: HEYA!!!!!!!!!!
(He switches sword style in mid fight, throwing off Zero, and lunges, stopping his sword one inch from running Zero through.)
Zero: . I hope it's the good Maxim in control.
Dark Maxim: . Humph. Just because I was created by evil DOES NOT mean I'm evil. Just that MY power is tainted.
Forte: . Well you sure have a bad sense of humor.
(Dark Maxim shifts into a form similar to Dark Raptor's but is a Tyrannosaur form for one thing.)
Dark Maxim: . By the way. thanks for spooking my 'good' side. I needed his concentration thrown off.
Forte: He-he-he. If I can't beat her, I might as well give her some really nasty competition.
Zero: GAH! YOU PLANNED THIS????
Forte: Yup. even fed Maxim the lie about his 'dark side' giving me the 'Dark Raptor' treatment.
Dark Maxim: . The only thing wrong with this form. is that it's so good I still owe you for conning Magus into giving it to me.
Zero: . How the hell did he do that?
Forte: (Whispers into Zero's ear.)
Zero: . You're kidding. Really? . He must have been drunk, or had a heck of a migraine when you tricked him.
Forte: Well. We did drop a brick on his head. he easily lived, but you get the point..
Zero: 'We'?
Dark Maxim: (Back in human form.) Who else would be his new partner in pranks?
Zero: .
Maxim: . I think she's still suspicious of you, and I don't blame her.
Forte: . WHAT THE HECK ARE _ YOU _ DOING HERE????????
Maxim: Zero invited me.
Forte: . He.did.WHAT?????
Zero: THERE you are. ready?
Maxim: Ready.
(After a short pause, they begin a sword battle. It's surprising that Maxim's sword isn't sliced apart by Zero's Z-saber.)
Forte: . figured. Anyway, since I can't settle our vendetta, I'll forget it. and I'll start on the path to completely dropping it by warning you about Maxim. He's nice, but like you, he has another side. Oh. and he's in his normal form.
Maxim: (Stops.) I think you're getting your details mixed up. I DO have another side to me. but it's because of an evil spirit born from dark powers.
Forte: I know that. had a nice chat with 'Dark' Maxim. Oh, and guess who helped him out by giving him the ability to take a form that rivals Dark Raptor's velociraptor form?
Maxim: (Getting worried.) . WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?????????
Forte: At first it was going to be a last ditch effort to cream her, BUT. he gave me the 'Dark Raptor' treatment.
Maxim: You deserved it then. and I'm glad he's not trying to surface today. (Continues sword battle with Zero.)
Forte: . I'm beginning to understand how Beelzemon feels when he gets pestered writing a fic. Oh, and for story purposes, I'm dubbing the Gospel kid 'Max'.
Maxim: . Did I inspire that?
Forte: . I guess.
//////////////////////////////
Chapter dos (translation - two. Spanish. Although the spelling might be wrong.) - School Daze. School the next day was the same as always, until the time when it came to lessons involving Pets..
"Max, I've said this before, but you can either wait in here, or sit outside during this time." Ms. Mari told him.
"Actually, I found a Pet that was thrown out. It still works, so."
"Well. I guess you can try it."
Max jacked into the system along with the others. He did pay attention to the lessons, so he knew about a lot of it.
". So your name's Max?" Lan asked.
". Is there a problem with that?"
"No, I.. HOLY COW! THAT'S THE NAVI THAT ATTACKED THE AIR SHOW YESTERDAY!!!!!!"
Everyone looked at their displays, and sure enough, the Navi was the same one. Also, he was the only Navi using his 'desk' as a makeshift bed. He was sitting against it, and snoring. The other Navis gathered around him and stared. Then Guts Man poked him.
"Hey! DON'T!" Mega Man shouted.
His shouting woke Tengu Man up.
"{YAAAAAAWWWWWWN!} Awww. Five more minutes Tempest. and I knew you wouldn't ditch me.. ZZZZZZZZZZ"
Guts Man poked him again. He woke up, and looked around. His response was DEFINITELY unexpected.
"Huh? AAAIIIIIIEEEEE CARAMBA!!!!!!!! IT'S THE SCHOOL NIGHTMARE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then he fainted. All of the students and Navis sweat dropped. Then Maxim had an idea. He uploaded a battle chip. The reaction he got was expected.
"WHOA! SI SENOR!! I'M READY FOR ACTION!!!!"
Then he looked around again. He also quit mixing English and Spanish.
"WHAT THE HELL?????? WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY PET??????????"
Then Glyde decided to inform him of the situation.
"Sir. you aren't in your Pet. You're in the school's lesson system. And I'm guessing your original owner discarded you."
Tengu Man blinked, and then started shouting in Spanish. They had the feeling they didn't want to know what he was saying. Then he spoke to them in English.
"Uh.. I'm in a school.."
"Right.
"Tempest ditched me."
". I guess so."
". THEN WHO THE BLOODY DAMN HELL HAS MY FUCKING PET???????????"
Then Mari's Navi went up to him, and smacked him on his butt with a rod he uses as a weapon.
"AIIIEEEE!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET SWATTED BY A TEACHER _ OUTSIDE _ OF MY NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Please refrain from profane language."
". So I can't use Spanish?"
Then everyone sighed, as they understood where he got the nightmares. Then Tengu Man noticed Mega Man.
". WHAT THE HELL???????? YOU MEAN I'M STUCK AS A CLASSMATE FOR THAT BASTARD BRAT??????????"
Then he was promptly swatted again, and he snapped, grabbing the rod, and bent it into a pretzel.
"I dare you to try that now, senorita Ocelot."
They didn't get his joke, and didn't care. What they did care about was that the Navi took out her main weapon. A quarterstaff with spikes on the ends.
". Uh-he-he. Amiga, I didn't mean."
He got swatted again, and started running around the 'room' to avoid getting swatted again.
"GET BACK HERE YOU NAUGHTY NAVI!!!!!!!!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN SENOR OCELOT TORTURES SNAKE ON THE EXTREME DIFFICULTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now they began to get a picture of his personality. They knew he played video games [downloaded ROM's for Navis.], spoke some Spanish, and probably had a heck of a time getting through school the first time.
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Zero: So tell me. (Deflects a few sword swipes.) Why's Tengu Man Spanish speaking?
Forte: . Why not? The real Tengu Man that I know does.
Maxim: .not now.
(Maxim tenses a bit, and then relaxes, but has a different kind of aura about him.)
Dark Maxim: HEYA!!!!!!!!!!
(He switches sword style in mid fight, throwing off Zero, and lunges, stopping his sword one inch from running Zero through.)
Zero: . I hope it's the good Maxim in control.
Dark Maxim: . Humph. Just because I was created by evil DOES NOT mean I'm evil. Just that MY power is tainted.
Forte: . Well you sure have a bad sense of humor.
(Dark Maxim shifts into a form similar to Dark Raptor's but is a Tyrannosaur form for one thing.)
Dark Maxim: . By the way. thanks for spooking my 'good' side. I needed his concentration thrown off.
Forte: He-he-he. If I can't beat her, I might as well give her some really nasty competition.
Zero: GAH! YOU PLANNED THIS????
Forte: Yup. even fed Maxim the lie about his 'dark side' giving me the 'Dark Raptor' treatment.
Dark Maxim: . The only thing wrong with this form. is that it's so good I still owe you for conning Magus into giving it to me.
Zero: . How the hell did he do that?
Forte: (Whispers into Zero's ear.)
Zero: . You're kidding. Really? . He must have been drunk, or had a heck of a migraine when you tricked him.
Forte: Well. We did drop a brick on his head. he easily lived, but you get the point..
Zero: 'We'?
Dark Maxim: (Back in human form.) Who else would be his new partner in pranks?
Zero: .