Forte: Hey. Dark Raptor. Beelzemon can't get onboard the Hyperion. Oh, and
if you didn't know. we're in the middle of a rescue op. However, since we
need to wear down Bob's forces, we're stuck in the Hyperion. luckily. it's
got everything. including a wireless Internet connection.
Dark Maxim: . Hey Dark Raptor. I'm semi 'evil' too.
Forte: Oh God. he's still in love with Dark Raptor. HEY! THAT'S GIVES ME AN IDEA!!!!!!!!
Cid: Well ya better hurry!! Bob's shit cannons are somehow messing up the shield systems.
Forte: Dark Maxim. Bob plans to cover everything in the world with shit.
Dark Maxim: . Even Dark Raptor????????
Forte: yep.
(Dark Maxim becomes ultra ticked, and reverts to human form.)
Forte: Huh???
Dark Maxim: Despite the raptor form, I move faster in human form. and I DON'T want shit on me or Dark Raptor won't be able to stand being around me.
(Then he dashes out, and maneuvers around the atomic poop blasts with ease. When he gets into position where the cannons can't hit him, he returns to his raptor form, and uses his clone attack to decimate the cannons.)
Cid: Hey! Nice thinking. With the cannons gone, we can finish our fast rope descent. MARINES!!!! GO-GO-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Terran marines fast rope descent into the castle.)
Dark Maxim: That should help. (Then he goes back to admiring Dark Raptor's photo before making a decision.) Uh-oh.
(He runs off, and soon, a large number of marines on stand by clad only in towels or even less run by.)
Marine: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! THERE'S A GIANT LIZARD THING IN THE SHOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Maxim V/O: I have to be clean and presentable to Dark Raptor. now where's that heavy duty soap? I'm not taking any chances for a first impression.
Forte: . I've created a monster. and not in the physical sense. Well, I'd better point a couple things out about the fic. A couple of ideas were borrowed from another author. Whoever wrote the fic centering on Forte.exe.
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Chapter quadro - The nuances of a new Navi.
Max closed and locked the door of his home behind him. It was a good home in ACDC town. Despite the money losses in the Gospel project, he still had enough to rival Yai. He went to his PC, and jacked Tengu Man into the system.
"How's it like?" He asked him.
Navis had a section of PC's to themselves. It was like their room, you could say. It didn't take up memory in the PC itself. It was more like a web page. Tengu Man had one comment about his new room.
".It's a bit bare, don't you think?"
"I never had a Navi before."
"Oh. Well, I don't want to trouble you, so I'll get my buddies to help me decorate it. I have my own account, so you won't lose any money in this."
Max knew what he meant. Some of the items Navis use in their 'rooms' had to be purchased.
"Suit yourself. Mind if I help?"
".Well, if I'm your Navi now, I'd better start making a friendship SOMEWHERE. go ahead."
Then Tengu Man went onto the net, while Max surfed some net pages for Navi items. Tengu Man returned soon. He had a few Navis with him.
".You're lucky to get a GOOD operator Tengie."
Then the female Navi leaned on his shoulder. Tengu Man sighed.
". Diana. get off of him." A cloaked Navi said.
Then she did. She was one of several more personalized Navis. Few actually had 'name' names.
"Touchy, aren't you large mouth Bass?"
Then the cloaked Navi became furious.
"IT'S. _ JUST _. BASS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then he opened fire on her, nearly deleting her.
"AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Max knew the cloaked Navi.
"You weren't kidding. you DO know the Super Navi Bass."
Then Bass looked up at the screen, and frowned.
"Oh great. your new operator's the brat that made copies of me. Damn kid."
"HEY!!!! I KNOW WE'RE FRIENDS, BUT DON'T CUSS AROUND THE KID!!!!!!!!!" Tengu Man argued.
". Fine. But do you realize HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE COPIES!!!!!!!!!"
".How long?" Max and Tengu Man asked in unison.
"FIVE, LONG, DAMN, MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST TO TRACK THEM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
".How long did it take to destroy them?"
". About four minutes. It would have been less, but there was about a thousand of them."
"A THOUSAND NAVIS IN FOUR MINUTES?????????????"
".Are we here to talk, or help get this room fixed up?"
Later, after some decorating, and some arguing, they're putting up new wallpaper. But for Navis, it's done like humans put up wallpaper in their houses.
"Hey Napalm Man? Hand me the 'glue'."
". That's not funny. I don't have hands."
".Okay.How's about Elec Man?"
Elec Man takes a brush out of a bucket filled with some liquid that looks like liquid digital code, and hands it to Tengu Man, but.
"YOU BEAN BAG!!!!!!! THAT'S THE WRONG END!!!!!!!"
Tengu Man then struggles to get the brush unstuck from his hand. Later.
"I'm surprised Bass shut up." Diana said.
"Say.. Where is he?"
Then they notice a giant bump in the wallpaper that's moving.
"MMMMMPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"You know. after a while. we could get used to that unsightly bump."
"Nah. he did help out."
Then Cut Man cuts him free. Then Max had a question.
"Hey! How did you Navis come back to life?"
"Bass restored some deleted Navis. They're free Navis like he is now."
Tengu Man then lugs in a Rom playing system, and some Rom games. He also lugs in an Audio Video program.
"Who's up for a round of golf?"
"GOLF??????????"
"Well. I don't have THAT good of a budget."
Max then decided to be generous.
"You know. I have some extra Zenny."
"No, really. I."
Max then transferred some Zenny to Tengu Man's account, which was still in the process of being altered to connect to Max's account.
".WHOA!!!!!!!"
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Forte: So. How's the assault going?
Cid: 'Neo-Foxhound' has just stormed the castle, and disabled the secondary generator. Dynamo has secured the security control room for the upper levels, Snake has cleared the lower levels of guards, and there's still more info coming in.
Dark Maxim V/O: . HEY!!!!!! WHO USED UP _ MY _ BOTTLE OF STRAWBERRY SCENTED SHAMPOO??????????????????
(Cid and Forte look at each other.)
Cid and Forte: . Strawberry scented shampoo?
Maxim: Uh-he-he. more like OUR. I used it last before we separated. It's the kind that prevents hair knots. Lydie used to love the scent. you can't find cologne scented like that you know.
Dark Maxim V/O: . Oh well. Out with the old, in with the new. WHAT THE??????? ALL THAT'S LEFT IS SHAMPOO SCENTED 'SUGAR AND SPICE'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxim: . Got me.
Aeris: THAT I can answer. its cinnamon scented. it's meant for the Christmas holidays.
Dark Maxim V/O: Here we go. There's another bottle of shampoo hidden by the curtain.
Maxim: (Wide eyed.) HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! THAT'S _ MY _ SHAMPOO!!!!!!! I BOUGHT THAT THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs toward the shower room.) DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(After a short period of silence, Maxim is sent flying out of the shower room.)
Forte: Looks like you'll have to forget it.
Maxim: . Dang. That was a styling shampoo I bought to help me get my hair into my usual style every day.
Cid: You mean slightly messy, but clean? Why don't you just wear a hat for a while, and take it off.
Maxim: Please. there's a system to it. and I DON'T want hat hair.
Cid: Oh. new report. Seifer, Vincent, and Zell have secured the bathrooms, and have executed the Sumo guy on account of his shit was the ammunition. They'll be glad to use a revive when the mission is over. The Marines have successfully drawn the fire of the guards, and the Ghost team has snuck into the castle.
Forte: Ghost team?
(Then a group of Terran soldiers suddenly appear.)
Ghost captain: Special Terran forces with personal cloaking devices. We can also lockdown electronics.
Forte: Oh.
Cid: I say we're doing.
Radio: BOB HAS BEEN CAPTURED! I REPEAT!! BOB HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!!
Forte: Operation Ghosts in the Darkness was a success.
Radio: This is Liquid Snake, reporting in. we're under heavy fire here!!!!! There's some kind of. HELLHOUND here!!!!!!
Forte: A HELLHOUND??????? SEND A VISUAL!!!!!!!!
(A visual comes in, and it's a giant dog-like demon with its hind section already decomposing.)
Cid: What the hell????
Liquid V/O: MAN DOWN!!!!! MAN DOWN!!!!!!!! FIREFLY'S BEEN HIT BY. BY A STAIN GLASS KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxim: What's the hell is going on????
Raiden V/O: I'VE FREED SSG AND SHADOW!!!!
Cid: RAIDEN!!!!! GET ALL FRIENDLY UNITS OUT OF THE CASTLE AS DAMN FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! SOME UNKNOWN FORCE IS ATTACKING, AND THEY'VE GOT A HELL OF AN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raiden V/O: Roger! SSG, the fastest way out is out the window.
SSG V/O: ARE YOU NUTS!?!?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG OF A DROP THAT IS???????????
Raiden V/O: I've heard the radio communications. you're choice. out the window, or past some weird demonic forces?
Shadow and SSG V/O: OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!
Solidus V/O: SON!!! I'M GETTING THE KASATKA AS CLOSE TO THE WINDOW AS I CAN!!!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!!
Forte: This is all going wrong. WHO THE HELL IS ATTACKING THE CASTLE BESIDES US??????????????
Dark Maxim: . Hey Dark Raptor. I'm semi 'evil' too.
Forte: Oh God. he's still in love with Dark Raptor. HEY! THAT'S GIVES ME AN IDEA!!!!!!!!
Cid: Well ya better hurry!! Bob's shit cannons are somehow messing up the shield systems.
Forte: Dark Maxim. Bob plans to cover everything in the world with shit.
Dark Maxim: . Even Dark Raptor????????
Forte: yep.
(Dark Maxim becomes ultra ticked, and reverts to human form.)
Forte: Huh???
Dark Maxim: Despite the raptor form, I move faster in human form. and I DON'T want shit on me or Dark Raptor won't be able to stand being around me.
(Then he dashes out, and maneuvers around the atomic poop blasts with ease. When he gets into position where the cannons can't hit him, he returns to his raptor form, and uses his clone attack to decimate the cannons.)
Cid: Hey! Nice thinking. With the cannons gone, we can finish our fast rope descent. MARINES!!!! GO-GO-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Terran marines fast rope descent into the castle.)
Dark Maxim: That should help. (Then he goes back to admiring Dark Raptor's photo before making a decision.) Uh-oh.
(He runs off, and soon, a large number of marines on stand by clad only in towels or even less run by.)
Marine: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! THERE'S A GIANT LIZARD THING IN THE SHOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Maxim V/O: I have to be clean and presentable to Dark Raptor. now where's that heavy duty soap? I'm not taking any chances for a first impression.
Forte: . I've created a monster. and not in the physical sense. Well, I'd better point a couple things out about the fic. A couple of ideas were borrowed from another author. Whoever wrote the fic centering on Forte.exe.
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Chapter quadro - The nuances of a new Navi.
Max closed and locked the door of his home behind him. It was a good home in ACDC town. Despite the money losses in the Gospel project, he still had enough to rival Yai. He went to his PC, and jacked Tengu Man into the system.
"How's it like?" He asked him.
Navis had a section of PC's to themselves. It was like their room, you could say. It didn't take up memory in the PC itself. It was more like a web page. Tengu Man had one comment about his new room.
".It's a bit bare, don't you think?"
"I never had a Navi before."
"Oh. Well, I don't want to trouble you, so I'll get my buddies to help me decorate it. I have my own account, so you won't lose any money in this."
Max knew what he meant. Some of the items Navis use in their 'rooms' had to be purchased.
"Suit yourself. Mind if I help?"
".Well, if I'm your Navi now, I'd better start making a friendship SOMEWHERE. go ahead."
Then Tengu Man went onto the net, while Max surfed some net pages for Navi items. Tengu Man returned soon. He had a few Navis with him.
".You're lucky to get a GOOD operator Tengie."
Then the female Navi leaned on his shoulder. Tengu Man sighed.
". Diana. get off of him." A cloaked Navi said.
Then she did. She was one of several more personalized Navis. Few actually had 'name' names.
"Touchy, aren't you large mouth Bass?"
Then the cloaked Navi became furious.
"IT'S. _ JUST _. BASS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then he opened fire on her, nearly deleting her.
"AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Max knew the cloaked Navi.
"You weren't kidding. you DO know the Super Navi Bass."
Then Bass looked up at the screen, and frowned.
"Oh great. your new operator's the brat that made copies of me. Damn kid."
"HEY!!!! I KNOW WE'RE FRIENDS, BUT DON'T CUSS AROUND THE KID!!!!!!!!!" Tengu Man argued.
". Fine. But do you realize HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE COPIES!!!!!!!!!"
".How long?" Max and Tengu Man asked in unison.
"FIVE, LONG, DAMN, MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST TO TRACK THEM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
".How long did it take to destroy them?"
". About four minutes. It would have been less, but there was about a thousand of them."
"A THOUSAND NAVIS IN FOUR MINUTES?????????????"
".Are we here to talk, or help get this room fixed up?"
Later, after some decorating, and some arguing, they're putting up new wallpaper. But for Navis, it's done like humans put up wallpaper in their houses.
"Hey Napalm Man? Hand me the 'glue'."
". That's not funny. I don't have hands."
".Okay.How's about Elec Man?"
Elec Man takes a brush out of a bucket filled with some liquid that looks like liquid digital code, and hands it to Tengu Man, but.
"YOU BEAN BAG!!!!!!! THAT'S THE WRONG END!!!!!!!"
Tengu Man then struggles to get the brush unstuck from his hand. Later.
"I'm surprised Bass shut up." Diana said.
"Say.. Where is he?"
Then they notice a giant bump in the wallpaper that's moving.
"MMMMMPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"You know. after a while. we could get used to that unsightly bump."
"Nah. he did help out."
Then Cut Man cuts him free. Then Max had a question.
"Hey! How did you Navis come back to life?"
"Bass restored some deleted Navis. They're free Navis like he is now."
Tengu Man then lugs in a Rom playing system, and some Rom games. He also lugs in an Audio Video program.
"Who's up for a round of golf?"
"GOLF??????????"
"Well. I don't have THAT good of a budget."
Max then decided to be generous.
"You know. I have some extra Zenny."
"No, really. I."
Max then transferred some Zenny to Tengu Man's account, which was still in the process of being altered to connect to Max's account.
".WHOA!!!!!!!"
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Forte: So. How's the assault going?
Cid: 'Neo-Foxhound' has just stormed the castle, and disabled the secondary generator. Dynamo has secured the security control room for the upper levels, Snake has cleared the lower levels of guards, and there's still more info coming in.
Dark Maxim V/O: . HEY!!!!!! WHO USED UP _ MY _ BOTTLE OF STRAWBERRY SCENTED SHAMPOO??????????????????
(Cid and Forte look at each other.)
Cid and Forte: . Strawberry scented shampoo?
Maxim: Uh-he-he. more like OUR. I used it last before we separated. It's the kind that prevents hair knots. Lydie used to love the scent. you can't find cologne scented like that you know.
Dark Maxim V/O: . Oh well. Out with the old, in with the new. WHAT THE??????? ALL THAT'S LEFT IS SHAMPOO SCENTED 'SUGAR AND SPICE'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxim: . Got me.
Aeris: THAT I can answer. its cinnamon scented. it's meant for the Christmas holidays.
Dark Maxim V/O: Here we go. There's another bottle of shampoo hidden by the curtain.
Maxim: (Wide eyed.) HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! THAT'S _ MY _ SHAMPOO!!!!!!! I BOUGHT THAT THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs toward the shower room.) DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(After a short period of silence, Maxim is sent flying out of the shower room.)
Forte: Looks like you'll have to forget it.
Maxim: . Dang. That was a styling shampoo I bought to help me get my hair into my usual style every day.
Cid: You mean slightly messy, but clean? Why don't you just wear a hat for a while, and take it off.
Maxim: Please. there's a system to it. and I DON'T want hat hair.
Cid: Oh. new report. Seifer, Vincent, and Zell have secured the bathrooms, and have executed the Sumo guy on account of his shit was the ammunition. They'll be glad to use a revive when the mission is over. The Marines have successfully drawn the fire of the guards, and the Ghost team has snuck into the castle.
Forte: Ghost team?
(Then a group of Terran soldiers suddenly appear.)
Ghost captain: Special Terran forces with personal cloaking devices. We can also lockdown electronics.
Forte: Oh.
Cid: I say we're doing.
Radio: BOB HAS BEEN CAPTURED! I REPEAT!! BOB HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!!
Forte: Operation Ghosts in the Darkness was a success.
Radio: This is Liquid Snake, reporting in. we're under heavy fire here!!!!! There's some kind of. HELLHOUND here!!!!!!
Forte: A HELLHOUND??????? SEND A VISUAL!!!!!!!!
(A visual comes in, and it's a giant dog-like demon with its hind section already decomposing.)
Cid: What the hell????
Liquid V/O: MAN DOWN!!!!! MAN DOWN!!!!!!!! FIREFLY'S BEEN HIT BY. BY A STAIN GLASS KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxim: What's the hell is going on????
Raiden V/O: I'VE FREED SSG AND SHADOW!!!!
Cid: RAIDEN!!!!! GET ALL FRIENDLY UNITS OUT OF THE CASTLE AS DAMN FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! SOME UNKNOWN FORCE IS ATTACKING, AND THEY'VE GOT A HELL OF AN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raiden V/O: Roger! SSG, the fastest way out is out the window.
SSG V/O: ARE YOU NUTS!?!?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG OF A DROP THAT IS???????????
Raiden V/O: I've heard the radio communications. you're choice. out the window, or past some weird demonic forces?
Shadow and SSG V/O: OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!
Solidus V/O: SON!!! I'M GETTING THE KASATKA AS CLOSE TO THE WINDOW AS I CAN!!!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!!
Forte: This is all going wrong. WHO THE HELL IS ATTACKING THE CASTLE BESIDES US??????????????