Beelzemon: .. Don't look at me.. It's Forte's story.. (Points to Forte.)
Forte: Eh-he-he-he-he.. Gotta updated this SOMETIME.. Huh? Dark Maxim, what the heck are you doing????
Dark Maxim: (In raptor form.) Inventory for Mischief Night with Dark Raptor.. Let's see.. five rolls of Bowser's T.P... (Lifts a large thing of toilet paper, and is barely able to reach around it.) ... Well.. I never said it wasn't cumbersome.. Yoshi and his buddies...
Yoshi: YOSHI!!!!!!!!
Forte: Why are you taking those lizards Mario rides on?
Dark Maxim: They don't seem to run out of eggs.. and you have to admit, those eggs are pretty big.. Spider-man..
Spider-man: I'm not an item..
Forte: .. I know.. for silly string.. but his webs dissolve somewhere between one and two hours.
Spider-man: I'm using a formula commonly found in silly string, and one refill holds enough string to completely cover a four-block square..
Dark Maxim: I don't know if Dark Raptor would mind me bringing these guys along, but they'll sure help.. let's see... And the crowning glory.. (Points to a giant stink bomb.) THAT'S for those kids Dark Raptor wants to undo.. which brings me to the next item.. customized gas masks.. Then there are the hogsheads of shaving cream..
Forte: Hogsheads???????
Dark Maxim: Hogsheads are large barrels that hold a LOT of something.. 63 gallons of something at the least.. believe me or not, Vegeta's helping carry those..
Forte: .. I feel sorry for the kids..
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Chapter five - Net battle!!!!!!! .... Ha! Fooled ya!
Tengu man had gone returned with a large package.
"I got better games.."
Bass kept his arms crossed.
"Did you check it for viruses?"
"Viruses?" Max asked, "In the package?"
"It wouldn't be the first time those emulator games had viruses in them.. or those Rom games you buy.. sometimes it's intentional so they rip you off.. or just cause you misery.."
Tengu man carefully opened the package, and suddenly, a white face with purple, yellow, and other colored streaks sprang out, scaring all but Bass.
"... CLOWN MAN, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tengu man shouted at the long armed Navi.
Clown man hopped out of the package, and took the games inside with him out, handing them to Tengu man.
"It was just a joke.. Truce?"
"...Truce."
Tengu man grabbed Clown man's hand to shake, but the only one shaking was him, and that was because Clown man's whole arm came off, and he was screaming his head off..
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TORE MY ARM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Max then realized something.
"Tengu man, that's just a new spin on the old 'tearing their hand off' trick.."
Clown man quit screaming, and got angry as he slipped his REAL arm out of the hole.
"Awww.. you spoiled it.."
"Clown man, knock it off.."
"Sheesh... Can't take a joke.. Hey! I went fishing earlier, and.."
Bass had already pointed his buster guns at Clown man by this time.
"If you DARE say ANYTHING relating to my name as a joke, you'll be dead before you can even feel a thing.."
Clown man shut up.
"... From now on, I'm sticking to my original name to avoid these jokes.."
"What was that?" Max asked.
"..Battle's my forte, and Forte's my name."
All the others looked at each other.
"Forte?"
"What's wrong with Forte?"
"Nothing..."
Then Bas... Er... Forte... Leaned against a wall, and crossed his arms.
"Good.. I see that there's a downloaded version of Counter-strike in there.."
"Forget it.. We don't know a lot about it.. it was a package deal.."
Then Clown man rolled back on the floor, and had his extra lengthy arms wrapped around him.
"'PACKAGE' DEAL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA- HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The others sweatdropped.
"..You're worse than King Kai.."
The others then stared at Forte.
"..Am I the only one that watches DBZ?"
"... What?" All the Navis asked.
Then Forte sighed.
"Dragonball Z?"
They still didn't get it, but Max did.
"Hey! How can you watch that in there?"
"My secret.. now let's see what we can play.."
Soon they had found a game Max could join in with his controller hook up.. A customizable version of Super Smash Bros. Melee.
"YIEEEE!!!!!!"
Tengu Man had succumbed to the team that Forte and Diana used. He was Ganondorf, and she was Zelda/Sheik. Tengu Man had been Luigi, and Max was Kirby. Sheik warped near Kirby, and Kirby ran towards Ganondorf, and sucked him up. Ganondorf rushed Kirby, and tried to jump to avoid a Warlock punch, but ate one anyway, leaving Sheik and Kirby. Then Sheik twirled the whip to knock Kirby around, kicked him away, and charged up a needle storm, unleashing it as Kirby was coming close to the edge, defeating him by preventing him from getting back onstage..
"Good game.." Forte and Max said in unison.
Tengu man started a long Spanish swearing rant, and Diana was doing a victory dance.
"I WON!!!!! I WON!!!!!! UH-HUH-UH-HUH-UH-HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Forte sweatdropped.
"...Diana.. You're operator has a ROM of 'The Emperor's New Groove', doesn't she?"
"...How'd you know?"
Then Forte and the others that heard of the movie face faulted..
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Forte: I just realized something.. how the heck did you get Vegeta in on this???????
Dark Maxim: Simple.. those kids are the ones that set off those fireworks near the hotel last July..
Forte: OHHHHHH... That'd explain why Piccolo's helping too..
Piccolo: I don't see what you plan to do with the tar and feathers..
Dark Maxim: (Sweatdrop.) You've never heard of tar and feathering someone???????
Piccolo: .. I thought it was an expression.. strange humans...
Forte: You're going to tar and feather those kids??????????
Dark Maxim: And then nail them to trees by their underwear... It's a classic way to make them Halloweenies..
Forte: ... Ouch... HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S _ MY _ METHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Maxim: See how popular it is among pranksters?
Forte: .... Uh...I guess...
Dark Maxim: (Tries on a customized gas mask.) ... it fits... good thing I made sure I have to gas masks that should fit Dark Raptor and I..the others have generic gas masks since they'll fit them... The Yoshis will have left by the time we use the stink bomb... Since we're saving it for the last touch....
Forte: Talk about embarrassing and humiliating someone...
Forte: Eh-he-he-he-he.. Gotta updated this SOMETIME.. Huh? Dark Maxim, what the heck are you doing????
Dark Maxim: (In raptor form.) Inventory for Mischief Night with Dark Raptor.. Let's see.. five rolls of Bowser's T.P... (Lifts a large thing of toilet paper, and is barely able to reach around it.) ... Well.. I never said it wasn't cumbersome.. Yoshi and his buddies...
Yoshi: YOSHI!!!!!!!!
Forte: Why are you taking those lizards Mario rides on?
Dark Maxim: They don't seem to run out of eggs.. and you have to admit, those eggs are pretty big.. Spider-man..
Spider-man: I'm not an item..
Forte: .. I know.. for silly string.. but his webs dissolve somewhere between one and two hours.
Spider-man: I'm using a formula commonly found in silly string, and one refill holds enough string to completely cover a four-block square..
Dark Maxim: I don't know if Dark Raptor would mind me bringing these guys along, but they'll sure help.. let's see... And the crowning glory.. (Points to a giant stink bomb.) THAT'S for those kids Dark Raptor wants to undo.. which brings me to the next item.. customized gas masks.. Then there are the hogsheads of shaving cream..
Forte: Hogsheads???????
Dark Maxim: Hogsheads are large barrels that hold a LOT of something.. 63 gallons of something at the least.. believe me or not, Vegeta's helping carry those..
Forte: .. I feel sorry for the kids..
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Chapter five - Net battle!!!!!!! .... Ha! Fooled ya!
Tengu man had gone returned with a large package.
"I got better games.."
Bass kept his arms crossed.
"Did you check it for viruses?"
"Viruses?" Max asked, "In the package?"
"It wouldn't be the first time those emulator games had viruses in them.. or those Rom games you buy.. sometimes it's intentional so they rip you off.. or just cause you misery.."
Tengu man carefully opened the package, and suddenly, a white face with purple, yellow, and other colored streaks sprang out, scaring all but Bass.
"... CLOWN MAN, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tengu man shouted at the long armed Navi.
Clown man hopped out of the package, and took the games inside with him out, handing them to Tengu man.
"It was just a joke.. Truce?"
"...Truce."
Tengu man grabbed Clown man's hand to shake, but the only one shaking was him, and that was because Clown man's whole arm came off, and he was screaming his head off..
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TORE MY ARM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Max then realized something.
"Tengu man, that's just a new spin on the old 'tearing their hand off' trick.."
Clown man quit screaming, and got angry as he slipped his REAL arm out of the hole.
"Awww.. you spoiled it.."
"Clown man, knock it off.."
"Sheesh... Can't take a joke.. Hey! I went fishing earlier, and.."
Bass had already pointed his buster guns at Clown man by this time.
"If you DARE say ANYTHING relating to my name as a joke, you'll be dead before you can even feel a thing.."
Clown man shut up.
"... From now on, I'm sticking to my original name to avoid these jokes.."
"What was that?" Max asked.
"..Battle's my forte, and Forte's my name."
All the others looked at each other.
"Forte?"
"What's wrong with Forte?"
"Nothing..."
Then Bas... Er... Forte... Leaned against a wall, and crossed his arms.
"Good.. I see that there's a downloaded version of Counter-strike in there.."
"Forget it.. We don't know a lot about it.. it was a package deal.."
Then Clown man rolled back on the floor, and had his extra lengthy arms wrapped around him.
"'PACKAGE' DEAL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA- HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The others sweatdropped.
"..You're worse than King Kai.."
The others then stared at Forte.
"..Am I the only one that watches DBZ?"
"... What?" All the Navis asked.
Then Forte sighed.
"Dragonball Z?"
They still didn't get it, but Max did.
"Hey! How can you watch that in there?"
"My secret.. now let's see what we can play.."
Soon they had found a game Max could join in with his controller hook up.. A customizable version of Super Smash Bros. Melee.
"YIEEEE!!!!!!"
Tengu Man had succumbed to the team that Forte and Diana used. He was Ganondorf, and she was Zelda/Sheik. Tengu Man had been Luigi, and Max was Kirby. Sheik warped near Kirby, and Kirby ran towards Ganondorf, and sucked him up. Ganondorf rushed Kirby, and tried to jump to avoid a Warlock punch, but ate one anyway, leaving Sheik and Kirby. Then Sheik twirled the whip to knock Kirby around, kicked him away, and charged up a needle storm, unleashing it as Kirby was coming close to the edge, defeating him by preventing him from getting back onstage..
"Good game.." Forte and Max said in unison.
Tengu man started a long Spanish swearing rant, and Diana was doing a victory dance.
"I WON!!!!! I WON!!!!!! UH-HUH-UH-HUH-UH-HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Forte sweatdropped.
"...Diana.. You're operator has a ROM of 'The Emperor's New Groove', doesn't she?"
"...How'd you know?"
Then Forte and the others that heard of the movie face faulted..
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Forte: I just realized something.. how the heck did you get Vegeta in on this???????
Dark Maxim: Simple.. those kids are the ones that set off those fireworks near the hotel last July..
Forte: OHHHHHH... That'd explain why Piccolo's helping too..
Piccolo: I don't see what you plan to do with the tar and feathers..
Dark Maxim: (Sweatdrop.) You've never heard of tar and feathering someone???????
Piccolo: .. I thought it was an expression.. strange humans...
Forte: You're going to tar and feather those kids??????????
Dark Maxim: And then nail them to trees by their underwear... It's a classic way to make them Halloweenies..
Forte: ... Ouch... HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S _ MY _ METHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Maxim: See how popular it is among pranksters?
Forte: .... Uh...I guess...
Dark Maxim: (Tries on a customized gas mask.) ... it fits... good thing I made sure I have to gas masks that should fit Dark Raptor and I..the others have generic gas masks since they'll fit them... The Yoshis will have left by the time we use the stink bomb... Since we're saving it for the last touch....
Forte: Talk about embarrassing and humiliating someone...