Okay, I feel obligated to tell you all that I am in the process of writing the "shitty first draft" of this story so that I'll actually have a plot. I'll e-mail you when the actual second chapter is up, because after that, the rest will follow in rapid succession. Until then, please enjoy (and review if you feel so inclined- no obligation, though) my Lord of the Rings song bit- I believe it's called a "song filk", but I don't know from where the "filk" bit comes so I'll just say "song bit". It attempts to answer the question of why there are so freaking few women in the LotR books, and also where those silly Entwives got off too, leaving the poor guys with only themselves, and I'm sure no one out there wants to have to see a tree beat off. Then again, they're all guys, so surely there's a bit of slash fanfiction on this site about the Ents. I mean, we're the FF.net community; we write slash about every genre on the freaking face of the planet and then some.

Disclaimer: Peter, Paul, and Mary rock! This statement is
A. Incorrect, because they play folk music.
B. Correct, because they own the rights to their songs and I don't. Don't sue me.

Note: Uruk is short for uruk-hai, for those who aren't familiar with LotR. Uruk-hai are super orcs, for those not familiar with LotR. Orcs are nasty bad guys, for those not familiar with LotR. "LotR" stands for Lord of the Rings, for those not familiar with LotR.

Where have all the women gone, long time passing?
Where have all the women gone, long time ago?
Where have all the women gone? Dotcoms that hire them, every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the dotcoms gone, long time passing?
Where have all the dotcoms gone, long time ago?
Where have all the dotcoms gone? Burnt by uruks, every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the uruks gone, long time passing?
Where have all the uruks gone, long time ago?
Where have all the uruks gone? Gone to graveyards, every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the graveyards gone, long time passing?
Where have all the graveyards gone, long time ago?
Where have all the graveyards gone? Run by Entwives, every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the Entwives gone, long time passing?
Where have all the Entwives gone, long time ago?
Where have all the Entwives gone? Turned to women, every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the women gone....?