"Snorus" whispered Fred into his wand. George and I will be your hosts this evening so let the Gryffindor Karaoke and Dance Party begin, Fred said! Feel free to dance while our guests sing their favorite song, George said. (A/N I know wizards don't know these songs, but play along with me, ok?) Any Volunteers to start us out for the night???, Fred asked. I will, said Hermione. Hermione is never this anxious to be in front of people on a stage, commented Harry to Ron. Pick your song, say the name in your head and it will play., said George. Simple and Clean, Thought Hermione, I love this song.

(A/N: Simple And Clean: Kingdom Hearts Commercial Theme) You're giving me too many things. Lately you're all I need. You smiled at me and said, Don't get me wrong I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father? When we are older you'll understand. What I meant when I said "No, I don't think life is quite that simple" * When you walk away. You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go. Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. **(bottom) The daily things that keep us all busy are confusing me. That's when you came to me and said, Wish could prove I love you. But does that mean I have to walk on water? When we are older you'll understand It's enough when I say so. And maybe some things are that simple. repeat * ** Hold me. Whatever lies beyond this morning. Is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before repeat * repeat ** repeat **

Nice job Hermione... Ron says to her as she steps down from the stage. Who is next?, George said. I will, said Neville. Gosh, Harry said as he turned to Ron, It seems all the people usually have stagefright don't tonight. Hmmmm. Go ahead Neville, Fred said. Saturday Night Fever, I want to do that, Neville Thought.

Listen to the ground

There is movement all around

There is something goin' down

And I can feel it

On the waves of the air

There is dancin' out there

If it's something' we can share

We can steal it

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the light

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is bright

Come on and Dance Neville!, Harry yells. Neville Decides to listen and Begins to Dance.

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Go Neville, Ginny yells up to him!

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

In the heat of our love

Don't need no help for us to make it

Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'

I got fire in my mind

I got higher in my walkin'

And I'm glowin' in the dark

I give you warnin'

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the light

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is bright

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Neville does the splits. Go Neville, Ron encourages.

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it Everyone laughs. Nice Neville, Fred says. Now lets honor the first people to master the art of Wizardry, The Ancient Egyptians, George proclaimed. Walk Like An Egyptian, Fred thought. All the Gryfindors line up around the room and walk like an Egyptian. on the tomb walls.

All the old paintings on the tombs

They do the sand dance don't you know

If they move too quick (oh whey oh)

They're falling down like a domino

At That Neville falls and creates domino effect and every Gryfindor falls down. They aren't mad, but they were used to Neville's Jinx.

All the bazaar men by the Nile

They got the money on a bet

Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)

They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say

Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Walk like an Egyptian

The blonde waitresses take their trays

They spin around and they cross the floor

They've got the moves (oh whey oh)

You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books

They like the punk and the metal band

When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)

They're walking like an Egyptian

All the kids in the marketplace say

Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Walk like an Egyptian

Slide your feet up the street bend your back

Shift your arm then you pull it back

Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)

So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops

They're hanging out in the donut shop

They sing and dance (oh whey oh)

Spin the clubs cruise down the block

All the Japanese with their yen

The party boys call the Kremlin

And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)

They walk the line like Egyptian

All the cops in the donut shop say

Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Walk like an Egyptian

Walk like an Egyptian

(A/N: Sorry I promise to put more story, not just the songs, ok. It will probably make it better. And I promise it will get better.)