Part 2
Acidtrip! A Yu-Gi-Oh! Story.
Disclaimer: This is part 2 of my little comedy of mine and my friends. I would like to thank the three people that reviewed the first part for their encouragement and interest in my twisted peace of work. Again, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And the millennium Claw and Shadow are fan made. I will be making this chapter rather short with some questions at the bottom. These are some stuff I had trouble deciding. If people could answer them in the Review that would be very helpful. Majority wins on the Questions. Thanks for your help!
Breakman, The Red Master.
The Next day. Yugi gets up and gets dressed. Suddenly, Tea runs into Yugi's room.
Tea: Yugi! Yugi! I had a horrible dream! It was about your Grampa and credit cards. Yami Yugi: It's okay Tea. Just come here. [Yugi: Uhh. what's going on? What are you planning!?] Shut up! I'm trying to get you layed! [Yugi: Um. You weren't suppose to say that out loud.] Tea: What?! Yugi you insensitive jerk!
Tea smacks Yami Yugi across the face.
Yami Yugi: (Over Dramatically.) No! Tea, you don't understand! Tea: (Starts crying.) I'm going to go see Mai, She'll understand.
Tea runs off to Mai's room.
Yami Yugi: This is all your fault you know. [Yugi: Hey, you got control.] I still think it's your fault. Why in my day I had 12 wives! There must be something wrong with you. [Yugi: 12 wives? Man, they must have been ugly!] Hey, they were the prettiest in Egypt!
Minutes Later. Everyone gathers at the Castle's Arena. Crochet explains the rules.
Crochet: And now. for our host, Maximillion Pegasus! Pegasus: Thank you! Thank you! Please hold your applause!
Only one person is clapping. Everyone looks at Bakura.
Bakura: Uhh. He's good! Crochet: Um,. Mr. Pegasus sir, I think you need to lay off the game shows. Pegasus: You will all be facing off in these final duels and the winner will face me. Oh and by the way you'll need one of these two cards to participate.
Pegasus holds up glory of the king's hand and glory of the king's reverse hand. Crochet starts searching himself.
Crochet: Wha-? How did you--?! Pegasus: Nevermind that! Joey: Yugi do you have an extra one of those.? I sorta don't have one. Yami Yugi: (Nods) Here Joey. Just keep in mind you owe me later. (Winks) Joey: What do you mean by that Yugi? Yami Yugi: (Smiles) You'll see. Joey: I don't know why Yugi, but when you get that look in your eye I believe you.
Joey hugs Tristan.
Joey: Hold me Tristan, I'm scared. Tristan: Don't you touch me. Not right now. Joey: Oh, come on Tristan. I know you like it. Yami Yugi: Where's Tea?
Yami Yugi looks around, and sees Mai and Tea Kissing in a corner.
Yami Yugi: W-What?!
Yami Yugi taps Joey.
Yami Yugi: Joey give me a camera. Joey: No,. I don't have a camera. I have some pictures though!
Joey pulls out a hand full of pictures from his pocket.
Tristan: No, no, no, I have a camera. Put that away Joey.
Joey puts the pictures back in his pocket. Tristan hands Yami Yugi a mini- camera.
Yami Yugi: Thanks!
Yami Yugi starts taking pictures of Mai and Tea. Meanwhile. Shadow walks over to the Security Dude that "Escorted" Rex Raptor of the Island.
Shadow: So, how did you get rid of Rex? Dude: Well, We didn't have any boats left, so we had to use Pegasus' Airlines. Shadow: But, they are no Airplanes or, Airports on this Island? Dude: Shhh. They don't know that yet.
Flashback of the Dude walking Rex to the Catapult with the words "Pegasus Airlines" painted on the side.
Rex: Ha! There are no Airlines on this Island and all the boats are gone! How are you going to get me off the island? HA! HA! HA! HA! Dude: Sure we do.
The Dude looks at the catapult, then back at Rex. He puts a blindfold on Rex and places him into the catapult.
Dude: Now there may be some turbulence. Rex: What do you mean? Why'd you blindfold me? This seat is uncomfortable. Where's the stewardess? By the way, where are we going? Dude: Launch!
The catapult fires shooting Rex off the Island. Rex lands on Weevil's lap in one of the departing boats with other duelists that lost.
Weevil: Raptor?! What are you--?!
The added weight of Rex on Weevil's lap causes the two to fall through the boat's floor, sinking it.
Weevil: AHHHHHHHH!
The Flashback ends.
Shadow: Ri~~~~ght. Shadow walks over to Pegasus.
Shadow: You owe me a duel!
Pegasus looks at Shadow's Millennium Claw.
Pegasus: On what stakes? Shadow: If I win you have to find parents to adopt me! Pegasus: If I win, I get your Claw, but you have to be in the tournament to get the honor to duel me. Shadow: What!? But- but. I lost all my star chips! Pegasus: Well, you already lost, so give me your Claw and your Soul! Shadow: Um. I can't. Because. Rex Raptor has dips! Pegasus: On which? Your Claw, your soul or, your hand in marriage? Shadow: Um,. My soul and Claw. Pegasus: Hmm. I didn't think Rex was into jewelry, and you two made such a cute couple! Shadow: Eww. (Shivers) Well, what do you expect? Rex is a boy with pink hair! Pegasus: I thought it was purple? Shadow: It looks pink.
Meanwhile Mai and Yami Yugi start their match.
Mai: Look Yugi, I don't know what you said to Tea, but I plan to make you regret it! Yami Yugi: / Yugi, why don't you handle this duel?/ [Yugi: I don't know what you did but, your taking responsibility for it!] /Damn!/ As you wish Mai, let's duel.
The Duel plays out the way it's supposed to and Yugi wins because Mai forfeits.
Crochet: The next match is Joey Wheeler VS. Bandit Keith. You have 5 minutes to prepare. Pegasus: Well, we'll have to delay this match so you have time to prepare. Keith: /Yes! I need to get my hands on one of thoughs cards./ Joey: (Sigh.) /Good, I can get some sleep! Tristan kept me up all night./
Joey walks off to his and Tristan's room and lies down to go to sleep. Bandit Keith follows Joey and waits for him to fall asleep before searching his room for the card.
Keith: Hmm. Should I?
Meanwhile. Pegasus is in his room brushing Mokuba's hair, while making Seto dress his brother in a pink frilly dress.
Pegasus: Hmm. I've never heard of the Millennium Claw. But I'm sure other Millennium Items were made. Now how will I get them. I know! I'll have her battle Kaiba and the winner will face me in a duel! What do you think Kaiba?
Seto Kaiba's soulless eyes stare blankly.
Pegasus: My thoughts exactly!
Pegasus leaves his room to find Shadow with Seto following behind. He finds her sleeping on the sofa in the Arena room.
Pegasus: Kaiba, wake her. But not before.
Pegasus use the Millennium Eye to see into Shadow's dream. Shadow's on a thrown, being fanned by lots of Bishounen-(Pretty Boys) and Rex Raptor is at her feet with a tray of fruit.
Pegasus: Hmm. I wonder what would happen if I.
Pegasus starts messing with Shadow's dream. Suddenly, Seto Kaiba walks up to Shadow in a Prince outfit (In the dream).
Prince Seto: Shadow! I've come from my kingdom to declare my love to you! Princess Shadow: Huh? Um.
Princess Shadow blushes deeply and nearly falls off the thrown in shock. Prince Seto kicks Rex out of his way and holds her hand.
Prince Seto: Please tell me you feel the same? Princess Shadow: I-I. This is so sudden! I G-Guess. Prince Seto: Then kiss me Shadow!
Shadow starts to wake up as her and her "Prince" close together to kiss out side the dream she grabs the Real Seto and kiss him fully on the lips. Realizing it was no longer part of some weird dream, Shadow awakens completely.
Shadow:.?
There was a quick flash and a clink as Pegasus took a picture of the kiss.
Shadow: Hey! What the-?
Shadow looked around in confusion, not quite realizing what just happened.
End of Part 2
Now on to the questions!
Should I make the return of Rex Raptor? Should Bakura get rapped by Pegasus? Should Bandit Keith rape Joey? Who (If anyone) Should I pair Shadow up with?
Thank you all for your input! I promise a much better chapter once I have the results to these Questions.
Acidtrip! A Yu-Gi-Oh! Story.
Disclaimer: This is part 2 of my little comedy of mine and my friends. I would like to thank the three people that reviewed the first part for their encouragement and interest in my twisted peace of work. Again, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And the millennium Claw and Shadow are fan made. I will be making this chapter rather short with some questions at the bottom. These are some stuff I had trouble deciding. If people could answer them in the Review that would be very helpful. Majority wins on the Questions. Thanks for your help!
Breakman, The Red Master.
The Next day. Yugi gets up and gets dressed. Suddenly, Tea runs into Yugi's room.
Tea: Yugi! Yugi! I had a horrible dream! It was about your Grampa and credit cards. Yami Yugi: It's okay Tea. Just come here. [Yugi: Uhh. what's going on? What are you planning!?] Shut up! I'm trying to get you layed! [Yugi: Um. You weren't suppose to say that out loud.] Tea: What?! Yugi you insensitive jerk!
Tea smacks Yami Yugi across the face.
Yami Yugi: (Over Dramatically.) No! Tea, you don't understand! Tea: (Starts crying.) I'm going to go see Mai, She'll understand.
Tea runs off to Mai's room.
Yami Yugi: This is all your fault you know. [Yugi: Hey, you got control.] I still think it's your fault. Why in my day I had 12 wives! There must be something wrong with you. [Yugi: 12 wives? Man, they must have been ugly!] Hey, they were the prettiest in Egypt!
Minutes Later. Everyone gathers at the Castle's Arena. Crochet explains the rules.
Crochet: And now. for our host, Maximillion Pegasus! Pegasus: Thank you! Thank you! Please hold your applause!
Only one person is clapping. Everyone looks at Bakura.
Bakura: Uhh. He's good! Crochet: Um,. Mr. Pegasus sir, I think you need to lay off the game shows. Pegasus: You will all be facing off in these final duels and the winner will face me. Oh and by the way you'll need one of these two cards to participate.
Pegasus holds up glory of the king's hand and glory of the king's reverse hand. Crochet starts searching himself.
Crochet: Wha-? How did you--?! Pegasus: Nevermind that! Joey: Yugi do you have an extra one of those.? I sorta don't have one. Yami Yugi: (Nods) Here Joey. Just keep in mind you owe me later. (Winks) Joey: What do you mean by that Yugi? Yami Yugi: (Smiles) You'll see. Joey: I don't know why Yugi, but when you get that look in your eye I believe you.
Joey hugs Tristan.
Joey: Hold me Tristan, I'm scared. Tristan: Don't you touch me. Not right now. Joey: Oh, come on Tristan. I know you like it. Yami Yugi: Where's Tea?
Yami Yugi looks around, and sees Mai and Tea Kissing in a corner.
Yami Yugi: W-What?!
Yami Yugi taps Joey.
Yami Yugi: Joey give me a camera. Joey: No,. I don't have a camera. I have some pictures though!
Joey pulls out a hand full of pictures from his pocket.
Tristan: No, no, no, I have a camera. Put that away Joey.
Joey puts the pictures back in his pocket. Tristan hands Yami Yugi a mini- camera.
Yami Yugi: Thanks!
Yami Yugi starts taking pictures of Mai and Tea. Meanwhile. Shadow walks over to the Security Dude that "Escorted" Rex Raptor of the Island.
Shadow: So, how did you get rid of Rex? Dude: Well, We didn't have any boats left, so we had to use Pegasus' Airlines. Shadow: But, they are no Airplanes or, Airports on this Island? Dude: Shhh. They don't know that yet.
Flashback of the Dude walking Rex to the Catapult with the words "Pegasus Airlines" painted on the side.
Rex: Ha! There are no Airlines on this Island and all the boats are gone! How are you going to get me off the island? HA! HA! HA! HA! Dude: Sure we do.
The Dude looks at the catapult, then back at Rex. He puts a blindfold on Rex and places him into the catapult.
Dude: Now there may be some turbulence. Rex: What do you mean? Why'd you blindfold me? This seat is uncomfortable. Where's the stewardess? By the way, where are we going? Dude: Launch!
The catapult fires shooting Rex off the Island. Rex lands on Weevil's lap in one of the departing boats with other duelists that lost.
Weevil: Raptor?! What are you--?!
The added weight of Rex on Weevil's lap causes the two to fall through the boat's floor, sinking it.
Weevil: AHHHHHHHH!
The Flashback ends.
Shadow: Ri~~~~ght. Shadow walks over to Pegasus.
Shadow: You owe me a duel!
Pegasus looks at Shadow's Millennium Claw.
Pegasus: On what stakes? Shadow: If I win you have to find parents to adopt me! Pegasus: If I win, I get your Claw, but you have to be in the tournament to get the honor to duel me. Shadow: What!? But- but. I lost all my star chips! Pegasus: Well, you already lost, so give me your Claw and your Soul! Shadow: Um. I can't. Because. Rex Raptor has dips! Pegasus: On which? Your Claw, your soul or, your hand in marriage? Shadow: Um,. My soul and Claw. Pegasus: Hmm. I didn't think Rex was into jewelry, and you two made such a cute couple! Shadow: Eww. (Shivers) Well, what do you expect? Rex is a boy with pink hair! Pegasus: I thought it was purple? Shadow: It looks pink.
Meanwhile Mai and Yami Yugi start their match.
Mai: Look Yugi, I don't know what you said to Tea, but I plan to make you regret it! Yami Yugi: / Yugi, why don't you handle this duel?/ [Yugi: I don't know what you did but, your taking responsibility for it!] /Damn!/ As you wish Mai, let's duel.
The Duel plays out the way it's supposed to and Yugi wins because Mai forfeits.
Crochet: The next match is Joey Wheeler VS. Bandit Keith. You have 5 minutes to prepare. Pegasus: Well, we'll have to delay this match so you have time to prepare. Keith: /Yes! I need to get my hands on one of thoughs cards./ Joey: (Sigh.) /Good, I can get some sleep! Tristan kept me up all night./
Joey walks off to his and Tristan's room and lies down to go to sleep. Bandit Keith follows Joey and waits for him to fall asleep before searching his room for the card.
Keith: Hmm. Should I?
Meanwhile. Pegasus is in his room brushing Mokuba's hair, while making Seto dress his brother in a pink frilly dress.
Pegasus: Hmm. I've never heard of the Millennium Claw. But I'm sure other Millennium Items were made. Now how will I get them. I know! I'll have her battle Kaiba and the winner will face me in a duel! What do you think Kaiba?
Seto Kaiba's soulless eyes stare blankly.
Pegasus: My thoughts exactly!
Pegasus leaves his room to find Shadow with Seto following behind. He finds her sleeping on the sofa in the Arena room.
Pegasus: Kaiba, wake her. But not before.
Pegasus use the Millennium Eye to see into Shadow's dream. Shadow's on a thrown, being fanned by lots of Bishounen-(Pretty Boys) and Rex Raptor is at her feet with a tray of fruit.
Pegasus: Hmm. I wonder what would happen if I.
Pegasus starts messing with Shadow's dream. Suddenly, Seto Kaiba walks up to Shadow in a Prince outfit (In the dream).
Prince Seto: Shadow! I've come from my kingdom to declare my love to you! Princess Shadow: Huh? Um.
Princess Shadow blushes deeply and nearly falls off the thrown in shock. Prince Seto kicks Rex out of his way and holds her hand.
Prince Seto: Please tell me you feel the same? Princess Shadow: I-I. This is so sudden! I G-Guess. Prince Seto: Then kiss me Shadow!
Shadow starts to wake up as her and her "Prince" close together to kiss out side the dream she grabs the Real Seto and kiss him fully on the lips. Realizing it was no longer part of some weird dream, Shadow awakens completely.
Shadow:.?
There was a quick flash and a clink as Pegasus took a picture of the kiss.
Shadow: Hey! What the-?
Shadow looked around in confusion, not quite realizing what just happened.
End of Part 2
Now on to the questions!
Should I make the return of Rex Raptor? Should Bakura get rapped by Pegasus? Should Bandit Keith rape Joey? Who (If anyone) Should I pair Shadow up with?
Thank you all for your input! I promise a much better chapter once I have the results to these Questions.