Weiss Kreuz characters are not my own! Sniffles. They have wonderful authors whom I bow down too!!!
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Prologue-
Omi sighed.
Ken sighed… and stretched.
It was a boring, rainy day… and the shop was closed. One would have thought… no Omi did think that these kinds of days were peaceful and nice… but today… was boring. So…so boring.
And what was worse… was that Ken, Aya, Yoji and he… were cooped up in the apartment…together. Not that he minded the time together, really but it was… unusual. Weird.
Usually… Yoji would be out on a date… or something! But no… no… all the good ones as the older man had described the situation blandly and not just a little bit annoyed… were already occupied with some other business.
Poor Yoji… no sex for him.
Ken would have been out of the house in a flash, riding his motorbike or playing with the kids but… well… the weather was so dang miserable… he had stayed inside.
And Aya? Who knew what Aya would do now that his sister was out of the hospital and safe? He certainly couldn't hide and sulk there. So he too… was home.
Omi sighed again and rested his chin on his hand.
Aya was sitting in the sofa, looking as always… like he was glaring at someone and ready to kill it. But the redhead was handsome as always… as handsome as he was quiet. And that said a LOT. The sigh Omi let loose then was a different one from the last two that had only expressed boredom. This one on the other hand was a sigh that like all who are in love let loose when they see the one who holds their heart. What Omi didn't expect was to hear the same exact sigh come out of Ken's mouth while the soccer-playing assassin was looking directly at AYA!
This was not a good sign.
Two of them in love… with the same… cold… un-talkative… redhead?
Their
so-called leader?
Could this day get any worse?
It seemed like it could, because Yoji who had been simply sulking before was now smiling the smile that Omi had come to term, in his head only-mind you, as the 'Yoji Hentai Smile'. And that smile was directed towards them. Omi's heart sank and he felt a blush already paint his cheeks as he looked away from Aya, from Yoji and down to the floor.
Ken… being his usual self didn't notice until it was too late.
"Hey boys!" Yoji let out in a singsong kind of voice. Omi's heart sank even lower.
"H… hai?" Omi looked up a bit nervously. "What is it Yoji-kun?"
"Wanna have fun?" Yoji waggled his eyebrows suggestively at them and now even poor dense Ken-kun began to pale.
"What kind of fun?" Omi asked, licking his lips.
"Fun-fun." Yoji answered, got up and left the room… leaving the younger Weiss members no choice but to follow. In the kitchen, Yoji stood there, leaning against the counter with a hand resting on his hip while the other hand was flipping a cigarette towards his mouth. He raised an eyebrow that made Omi's protest die in his throat. It said…in Yoji mannerisms… 'I know something Aya doesn't know.' "So…" Yoji drawled out in a purr. "…care to let me in on your little secrets?"
"What the hell are you talking about, Yoji?" Ken demanded instead of being quiet and acting innocent… as he should be… Omi hung his head.
"Now…now Ken… I know you. Just like I know little ol' Omittchi here. I can tell when you guys have fallen for someone." Yoji continued on knowingly. "It just took me longer than usual because I didn't know you guys were bi." The statement made Ken stop cold. Omi who had been expecting it decided it was time to sit on the floor and wait patiently for the bomb to really drop. Right now… Yoji was just warming up and Omi knew that the worse was to come.
"I… I don't know what you're talking about!" Ken sputtered angrily.
"You lie like a rabid hen, Ken." Yoji breathed out the smoke in Ken's face and smiled. "Admit your fiery passion for ice-man!" Omi watched the scene and thought that Ken was going to pass out right there and then. With better judgment, Omi decided that the floor might not be the safest place to be. He got up and pulled himself up to the countertop, sitting there calmly with his legs swinging softly to a rhythm only his body was aware of.
"WHAT?" Ken exploded instead of passing out. "I WHAT?" Yoji looked at him calmly and didn't budge.
"I saw you looking at him with that gaga expression on your face. Just like Omittchi…" Yoji muttered. "Now… I seriously don't know what you two see in that ice-cube but hey… whatever makes you two happy. And I want you two to be happy. So here I am… asking very nicely for you two to admit so I can lend a helping hand and give some good advice when I can on how to catch are… silent leader."
"YOU WHAT?"
This was not going well.
"Will you please be quiet! I can't read over your braying!" Aya snapped finally, popping his head in for a second and making all three Weiss members blanch. When the amethyst glaring eyes disappeared again, Yoji gave a soft chuckle.
"You guys can breath now. Lover boy's gone now and your secret is safe with me…ugh…" Ken wrapped his fingers tightly around Yoji's neck cutting him off.
"If he knows…" Ken growled giving Yoji a little shake and consequently making Yoji turn slightly blue… which although Yoji deserved this treatment Omi had to put a stop to it and thus began to gently pry Ken's fingers away from the throat while making comforting shushing sounds… "…I. Will. Kill. You." He gasped the last part of his threat and let his hands drop to his side, glaring at Omi. "Why don't you say anything in your defense Omi?"
"What's to say when it's the truth?" Omi asked sadly. "Anyway… this IS Yoji-kun we're talking about. I prefer him talking to us first than just going to Aya and telling him this…" He shrugged and Ken had to agree that the kid had made a valuable point. It still pissed him off though that the kid hadn't let him strangle Yoji for just a bit longer.
"Fiend. Murderer… Backstabber…" Yoji wheezed, painfully. "And here I was trying to help you!"
"HELP?"
"Don't scream Ken-kun. It's no going to help!" Omi spouted in before the brunette was at the other man's throat again. "What is your brilliant plan anyway, Yoji-kun?" Omi asked trying to get at the heart of the matter before actually blood was spilt.
"…" Omi blinked. Was Yoji pouting? Was he pouting? Oh my god… he was…Omi blinked again. "…" Yoji pouted harder with a hurt expression on his face. "You don't deserve it." He finally stated making Ken let loose an exasperated sigh and Omi just did what he could do… which was blink for the third time in utter surprise. "Oh all right… all right. I forgive you savage and…"
"Savage indeed." Ken grunted. Yoji ignored the interruption and continued on.
"…give you advice on how to win Aya's heart. Now… the thing is… none of us have ever seen Aya smile… right?" Omi and Ken shook their head like little obedient dogs. "Well… the first one who makes him smile or blush… will get him."
"What the hell kind of advice is that?" Ken demanded to know, already shaking his head.
"Its good advice!" Yoji muttered. "Oh and I have proof that Aya is actually gay and what his type of guy is." He muttered something that was lost slightly as Ken gave an undignified whoop! Omi thought he heard… '…and I hope neither of you will mind being on the bottom because…' but he decided that he had heard wrong and that… that was impossible… and so… Yoji smiled at him knowingly and the blush that had already been blossoming in his cheeks deepened ten fold and the heat of it was almost unbearable.
"Tell us!" Ken demanded and then pleaded… and then went on to his knees and begged for almost twenty minutes to hear about this proof that Yoji had and so on. But Yoji continued to remain stone, that evil smile staying on his lips.
"I'll tell you…" Yoji muttered finally, relighting a cigarette since the previous one had been lost when he'd been strangled. "…after you've made the iceman blush or smile." A larger smile as Omi and Ken were left to stare at each other, somewhat lost. "The challenge is on. May the best man win." He patted them both on the back and walked out of the kitchen humming. A couple minutes later, they both heard Aya's voice bark at Yoji coldly to put that 'damn cigarette out or get his ass out of the house!'
They looked at each other for a couple more seconds, sweat dropped and then nodded.
They held a hand out to each other, grasping it firmly before shaking it.
"May the best man win." Ken muttered seriously.
"May the best man win." Omi nodded and let go of the hand.
Right.
Good gods… what a boring, rainy day will do to slightly sane… bored people…