Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters what so ever..unfortunately..but Jhonen Vasquez does. he's one lucky dude.. **sigh** I hope I haven't butchered your characters too much.

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"Why, hello stink beast, how are you today?" the greenish colored boy said as he walked up behind another boy wearing a long black trench coat, Dib, smirked as he replied "Good, Zim, How about you, alien scum?" Suddenly Zim screeched as someone in the crowded hallways of the hi skool stepped on his foot. Zim mumbled something about how much he hated hi skool, though he didn't mean it. It had been four years since the day his leaders, The Tallest revealed to him that his whole mission had been a scam, a fraud, a stupid plan to get rid of him, but he got over it quickly. Soon after he befriended Dib, who had finally given up trying to uncover Zim to the world, seeing as Zim told him about what happened*** and no longer assumed he would be a threat to earth, seeing as Zim didn't even want to take over earth, but live there, especially seeing as he wasn't allowed to go back to Irk. Although it took some time to convince Dib, even though Zim told him everything, he was still glad Dib trusted him. Dib sighed loudly as he and Zim walked to class. --Fast forward to about three minutes before skool lets out-

Zim sat there timing when the bell was going to ring in his head. "4.3.2.1!" .but the bell didn't go off. "Figures." he mumbled loudly. Suddenly he heard snickering. He turned and flicked his middle finger up a Dib, who faked shock. They both started to laugh just as the bell rang. "Well, are you two going to leave or do you want detention?" Mrs. Saur asked. (Who everyone thinks is Mrs. Bitters' twin) They both got they're stuff and walked out. "Aahhhh! My glasses! They're all.FOG-GED!!! Dib yelled just before he walked into a stop sign. He fell to the concrete with a loud thud as Zim laughed. "Ok Dib, let's go!" Zim said as he went to help Dib up.but he didn't move. "Dib? Stop fooling around, we have to get home! We must study for histories test!" Zim said somewhat frantically. When Dib didn't reply Zim started yelling. "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBB!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU MUST WAKE!!!!!" Zim started to run around in circles yelling. Suddenly he got down on his knees nest to Dib and started to shake him violently. ^DiiiiiiiiB!!! Please.wake up.^ Zim thought.

Next Chapter: What will happen in the next chapter? Will Dib have survived? Will he go into a coma and will Zim go into deeeeeeeeeep depression? NO! I couldn't do that to them.I don't think. Mwhahahahahahaha!!!!! XD

Also: Be for warned, there will probably be a lot of short chapters, I like short chapters and there will be LOTS of cliffhangers, cause I'm evil like that XD MWAHAHAHAHA