Title: HUH?!
Author: Mistress Midnight
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailormoon though I know a lot of people along
with me wish they did...*sighs*
Chapter: 7
What Anime Series: Sailor Moon
Type: Humor/Romance
Authors Notes: Hmmm...^^;; Hey! Hope you like this chapter... Oh in case any body wanted to know yep I am Middy, it's short for Midnight.

~Mistress Midnight, Middy
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"MARS POWER, MAKE UP!"

"MERCURY POWER, MAKE UP!"

"JUPITER POWER, MAKE UP!"

Endymion, Mamoru, and Setsuna froze as the Arcade exploded into flashes of yellow, red, blue, and green ribbons. When the different lights faded, where the normal group of middle school teens had banded together, there stood the protector of Tokyo, the Sailor Senshi: Sailor Venus, Mercury, Mars, and Jupiter. Mamoru stood completely shell-shocked gazing at the group while Prince Endymion appeared mildly annoyed.

"Stop right there! We are the Sailor Senshi and we cannot allow you to harm innocent people!" Venus declared; the blonde haired senshi stood stark still flanked by Mars, Mercury, and Jupiter.

"Innocent?!" the Prince's eyes narrowed, "Your duty was simply to protect Princess Serenity and you allowed this...this...clone from the Dark Kingdom to approach her?"

Setsuna just sat there appearing to be lost in thought and the senshi became the one's to appear stunned, "How do you know of the Dark Kingdom?" Mercury demanded, stepping forward.

Mamoru sat just gaping while the Sailor Soldiers and the Prince Endymion discussed the Dark Kingdom trying to sort through the muddle of confusion. "This is unbelievable," Mamoru thought gazing at the group of seemly ditzy girls who had suddenly became the brave protectors of Tokyo, "I wonder if Usagi knows her friends are the Sailor Senshi," absently he looked up searching for the leader of the group, "and where is Sailor Moon?"

(Middy: Mamoru sure is slow for all his fancy strait A's...
Pu: Jealous?
Middy: Yep.)

"No!" Endymion stated loudly and firmly, breaking up Mamoru's thought, "I will not allow Serenity to be endangered at any cost." In a flash of movement he was beside Setsuna. Quickly, he lifted Usagi without trouble from Pluto's grip and leapt towards the Arcade exit.

Mamoru's eyes settled on the bun-haired girl being toted away and snapped out of his haze. Without hesitation, his eyes narrowed as he lifted a red rose into the air transformed into the infamous Tuxedo Kamen.

"TUXEDO KAMEN?!" the senshi gawked as the dashing hero in a cape jumped towards the sliding doors as the armored Prince, with Usagi slung over his shoulder, left the building. Striking out at the sliding doors, Endymion broke through the plastic and disappeared with Usagi.

Suddenly, without the person whom had released the powers to stop time, a ripple spread out releasing the people trapped in the time freeze of the Arcade. Things returned to normal and hyper teens awoke to find the Sailor Senshi and Tuxedo Kamen. Minako, Matoko, Ami, Rei, and Mamoru found themselves swiftly trapped by screaming fans. The uniformed soldiers found themselves staring at Mamoru that had become Tuxedo Kamen as if he had grown another head, ignoring the fans that swarmed asking for autographs. After a few minutes, the large commotion finally pulled the senshi out of their bewilder states.

Mercury blushed as people called out towards her and she smiled timidly reaching out and signing various papers. Giggling and glowing, the blonde Venus signed away with experience, stopping ever once in a while to peck a cute guy on the cheek. The tall Jupiter stood out the most and tired to stoop down and tried to avoid punching her way through the arcade. Mars smiled thinly and shot a glance at Mamoru and stomped towards her fellow senshi.

Setsuna pushed through the mash of teens towards the broken doors just as Rei grabbed a hold of Venus, Mercury, and Jupiter and shoved her way towards Tuxedo Kamen.

"Mamo-er...Tuxedo Kamen!" Rei hissed, "I think it's best if we head for the exit and try looking for Usagi-chan."

Mamoru blinked before nodding and moving towards the doors. Mars turned towards Venus nudging her to stall while they left.

"Er...ah...," Minako stammered as the crowd continued babbling, "QUIET!" Silence. "Please. Ahem, it appears the senshi have a job to do, and while it was a pleasure meeting all of you I am afraid we must say adieu," The group whined and pleaded and Venus strained a overly dramatic smile, "We love you all truly." With that, Minako bowed with a tear glazed smile fitting her acting ability. She was blowing kisses at the teens when Jupiter poked back in to drag her out from her audience.

(Middy: I kept wondering how the inner senshi kept defeating all those monsters when the odds are stacked against them, and I just realized why...
Pu: They use teamwork, friendship, love, and inner strength?
Middy: ...er yeah...that's what I was thinking...
Pu: *sweatdrop* You think they always won because the monsters were dumber than dirt.
Middy: ^^;; That could be it too...)

*****

Setsuna cursed as she lost track of the departing Usagi and Endymion, "Damn, damn, and double damn!" Of course, Pluto was so busy with cursing her bad luck she didn't notice the pair she was walking into.

"Ouch...oy, you might be able to prevent walking into people if you looked up every once and a while to see where you're going," a voice stated dryly amused.

"Hush," the second person interjected, "I'm sure she didn't mean it Haruka."

The tall sandy blonde grinned, "That's because you're too soft Michiru."

Setsuna's crimson eyes widened as her head whipped up towards the couple and blurted, "URANUS!" turning towards her aqua haired partner she exclaimed, "NEPTUNE!"

(Middy: Great job Pu, announce their identities to everyone...
Pu: *blushes* No one's perfect...
Middy: Tsk, tsk, as my mother says to me when I say that: That does not excuse stupidity.
Pu: Your mother doesn't say that...-_-;;
Middy: Yeah but, I didn't want you to hit me.
Pu: *smacks Middy with her staff* I'm not that violent!
Middy: *blinks* ...)

Both the aqua and sandy haired woman quickly clamped down on the shouting Setsuna, eyes narrowed. Uranus shot a look at Michiru before leaning close to the green haired woman and whispered, "Who are you?"

"SWHLOIR PUUUTOE!"

"Huh?" Uranus questioned blinking.

"Ah...Ruka," Michiru began, tapping on her partner's shoulder, "It might help if you take your hand off so she can breath and talk."

"Oh."

Setsuna glared while she straitened out her pink suit, "Thank you," she stated sarcastically, "I am Sailor Pluto."

Haruka grinned at Setsuna, her eyes sparkling a wicked gleam, and tilted her head to the side, "We knew THAT of course. Michi and I were just inquiring on your regular name. The one you go be out of uniform."

Pluto huffed and glared daggers, "Meioh, Setsuna. And if you had known, why did you jump me?!"

"We wouldn't have had to 'jump' you if you hadn't screeched our identity, Sets."

Setsuna rolled her eyes at the nickname and continued, "Anyway, I'm somewhat glad I found you guys. I need your help because I can't transform."

"Oy," Ruka moaned, "What have you done now?"

Michiru smirked, as Pluto looked like she wanted to strangle the sandy senshi rather than explain, and spoke softly, "What do you need Pluto-sama?"

Setsuna smiled a the graceful Neptune and responded, "Nothing much really--"

"Suuuuure," Uranus piped in, "that's what you said the last time and I nearly got tossed off a balcony..."

(Middy: O.o Huh?
Pu: I'm not saying anything. It WAS her own fault.
Middy: *pouts* Fine then. I'll just have to ask Haruka for the details later...and then make another story about it.
Pu: *moans*)

Michiru lightly jabbed her Haruka in the ribs and motioned for Pluto to continue.

"I need you both to distract the inner senshi so I can catch up with Endymion and Usagi."

"You mean, Mamoru and Usagi," Michiru corrected.

Setsuna hesitated, "No, I need you to keep him busy with inner senshi too, while I look for ENDYMION and Usagi/Serenity."

Uranus groaned again, "Ohhhhhh boy, I don't even wanna know...but you're gonna fill us in anyway, aren't you."

Pluto beamed nodding, "Oh don't worry. I have a plan."

"But that's what I'm afraid of."

*****

The senshi and Tuxedo Kamen ran searching for any sign of the princess, Usagi, or the armored prince.

"I don't *pant* think they...*pant* went this way guys," Ami spoke up while searching the rooftops.

The entire group stopped paused for a second as the sound of traffic filled the air. They stood on the roof to avoid any more fans and checked for some sign of the couple they were looking for.

"Tuxedo Kamen!" Minako shouted, her voice rose above the din of noise. Catching the masked man's attention her baby blue eyes narrowed. "Tuxedo Kamen," she said again catching a hold of his sleeve, "Can I...can I have...your autograph?"

(Pu&Middy: *sweatdrop*)

"Hey! Sailor Senshi! Tuxedo Kamen!" a voice called out from the shadows, "Or should I say Minako, Ami, Rei, Matoko, and Mamoru?"
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O.o Ohhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh I have to think about what happens next...Hehe but it should be finished soon. ^^;; Thank you so much for the comments. EA Simpson, hope you like Nep and Uran. I can't kill off Pluto, I just can't...it would be murder. Besides I need her. Always, ALWAYS, put advice you never know when I might decide to stick in the story to liven things up. ^.~