Invaders of Wal-Mart!
by Dib's Stalker
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Author's Note: Chapter two, written at five in the morning! YES! Enjoy the spookyness!

(Originally published on 10/01/02 at holly-cat.com)

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"Ohhh, candy!" Remy exclaimed, picking up a Crunch bar from the candy rack. Dib's eyes widened, instantly grabbing the sugary snack away from her. "No sugar! I still remember what happened last time you ate a candy bar..." He shuddered at the thought of this.

Remee looked at him with big, green eyes which were half hidden behind silver colored glasses, "But Dibbyyy..." she pleaded. Dib looked at her, she was giving him puppy dog eyes now. He whimpered, and when he was just about to give in, Zim walked over and snatched the chocolate bar away from him. "No sugar! You scare me when you're on that stuff!"

Dib blinked and looked at Zim. "I know she's freaky but... a girl scares the mighty Zim?! Ohhh, I thought space boy wasn't afraid of anything!" Zim glared at him. "Silence, stinkbeast!" The glare was returned by amber eyes. "You can't make me shut up!"

"Oh yeah?!"

"Yeah!"

"I could if I wanted to!"

"Well then bring it, alien scum!"

Zim pounced on Dib and they started throwing punches at each other. Remy blinked at them before sighing and grabbing them by the collars of their shirts. "They fight like two five year olds..." she commented, before dragging the two who seemed oblivious to their surroundings down the main aisle of Wal-Mart.

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Remy had stopped in one of the regular aisles and was typing all of the calculators to say hello upside down (01134), ignoring the fight between her two friends. They eventually stopped, Dib's trenchcoat was half hanging off and both of them had their hair messed up.

Remee laughed at the two, "You look like you were making out!" Both stared at her in disbelief, the area under their eyes a mix of pink and red. She giggled immaturely. "C'mon, let's go to the toys section." she said before walking off. Both boys looked at each other, before racing after her.

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Zim and Dib had fixed their hair by the time they got to the toys section. Remy was currently looking through different figures before she gasped. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THEY HAVE IT, THEY HAVE IT!!!" she squeaked excitedly. Zim blinked and Dib raised an eyebrow.

She turned at them, holding up a Yu-Gi-Oh! figure while bouncing up and down. "They have Joey! FWEE! I've been looking for this forever!" She hugged the figure protectively, as if she was holding a million dollars. Both boys, rather afraid at this point, inched away from her. They then promptly dashed to Electronics.

"Hey, wait for me!" she yelled and ran after them with the figure still in her arms.

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The two boys looked in the video game section while Remy went into the CD aisle, picking up several copies of Linkin Park's CDs then going to the front of the electronics section. She looked around to make sure no employees were watching, then put the CDs in the number one slots (you know, they have the top selling albums?), covering up Slutney Queer's newest album, "I'm A Slut 4 U"

Remee stepped back and admired her work, smiling crazily before somebody tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around to see the Wal-Mart employee that had told them to get off the wheelchair in the front of the store.

"Uhm... please don't do that." Remy stood there for a second, before she burst into tears. "Why won't everybody leave me alone?!" She ran out into the section with the radios and CD players, Zim and Dib were there with evil grins on their faces.

"Whatcha' doin'?" she squeaked at them. Startled, thinking it was an employee, they looked over. "Oh, it's just you..." Dib said. "What do you mean by that?!" she snapped loudly, but Zim cut her off. "We're putting the radios on polka stations, turning them off and then putting the volume to maximum. Now silence or the stinkbeasts will find us!"

Remy blinked, then grinned. "Let me help!" They continued and eventually set all of the radios to have the desired effect. They went and hid in the next aisle, peering over and waiting for their victim. Soon enough, a lady came over and started looking at the CD players. She turned one of them on to test the sound. Polka blasted and she fell over, almost having a heart attack.

The trio burst into a fit of laughter, but they didn't notice the lady was now hovering over them with an angry look on her face. Dib opened one eye and ceased his laughter. "Uh... guys." They all looked up and stopped. Immediately, they began whistling innocently, walking out of the electronics section like nothing happened.

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Ending Note: On a totally unrelated note... CHEESE!