Invaders of Wal-Mart!
by Dib's Stalker
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Author's Note: More slashy goodness in this chapter. Enjoy. n.n
(Originally published on 10/06/02 at holly-cat.com)
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Remy ran down one of the aisles with a blanket tied around her neck like a
cape. She had gotten a hold of a candy bar (oh sweet Tallest, get me away from
her!!!) and was now overly hyper. Uh oh. She suddenly jumped on some
unsuspecting customer's cart, riding it into the main aisle as Zim and Dib
followed, trying to keep up.
"I'm BATMAN! Come Robin, to the batcave!!" she screamed, causing
various people to stare at her. She cracked a smile at them before hitting a
display of pillows and falling on them. Then, somebody came on the loud
speaker. "Price check on aisle three..."
Remee slid off the pillows and once she heard the announcement, curled up on
the floor in the fetal position. "It's those voices again!!!" she
said loudly, causing even more looks (everybody was looking at her by now),
and Zim and Dib started inching away, pretending they didn't know her.
They ran.
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The two boys now ended up in the auto section, and Dib was holding two funnels
up to his chest. "Hey big boy, wanna have some fun?" he said in the
best sexy, womanly voice he could muster. Zim broke into a fit of laughter,
"You look like that inferior Madonna-human!"
Dib frowned. "No, I really meant it. Wanna make out?" Zim ceased his
laughter, choking. Was Dib really serious? Could it be that he really liked
him?? Was this his big chance?!?!
Just then he heard Dib's laughter. "I'm just joking." he said,
setting down the funnels and slapping Zim on the back. He blushed, not to much
notice from the human. They walked out of the auto department, checking to see
if Remy's sugar rush ended yet.
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The sugar high teenager was walking in the jewelry section of the store,
glancing at everything. Finally, she stated loudly enough for everyone to
heard, "Who BUYS this crap anyway?!" This gained her several looks
and she grinned sheepishly.
She walked through the girls clothes, repeating "Who BUYS this crap
anyway?!" loudly. She then looked up and saw McDonalds, and there was a
bench with Ronald McDonald statue on it!
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"She has to be here..." Dib said, he and Zim arriving at the
McDonalds part of Wal-Mart. They looked for Remee everywhere else but there.
If she wasn't there, only hell knew where else she could be. There was
suddenly a loud squeal and the two boys looked over, Remy running up to them.
"I'M PREGNANT WITH RONALD MCDONALD'S CHILD!!!" she screamed.
"... But he's cheating on me. Will you be the father of my child?"
she asked, looking towards Dib. Zim and Dib stared, then rose an eyebrow.
"Okay, no more sugar for you, stinkbeast!" Zim said, grabbing Remee
and dragging her off.
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Ending Note: Ronald McDonald is CHEATING on me?! *gasps* ... STUPID MONKEY!!!
*starts hitting the statue with her backpack*