Ahhhh...my first CHAPTERED humor fic on ff.net...Alright, here's the prologue. Heihachi's being an ass, so we (as in Legendary Dark Knight Sparda, Me, Kazuya, and Jin) take Heihachi to Disneyland, in hopes of making him happy, so he would let us take over his Zaibatsu...and then some. So sit back, relax, and enjoy our stupidity.


Heihachi Mishima, head of the infamous Mishima Zaibatsu, sat back in his chair...watching cartoons. Not just any cartoons, but MICKEY MOUSE cartoons! *gasp* He truly hated Disney, (he took his ideas of Mickey Mouse), Mickey Mouse, Disneyland, ANYTHING with Disney! Argh, all the work started getting to him. All the paperwork, bills, and even Xiaoyu's perfect report cards stressed him. What he needed was-
"Mishima-sama! More bills for you!"
-more paperwork...Kazuya came in "cheerfully" through the large, glass doors, carrying an eternal pile of bills. He dropped them down onto his large business desk, pivoted, and walked back toward the glass doors. Heihachi rubbed his temples. As suddenly, he yelled out, " KAZUYA!"
Kazuya turned around. He waked coolly (cause he's cool) toward his old man's desk. "Whaddya want?"
" I'm in need of a vacation...do you know the perfect place?"
"No, but I know someone who does. I'll call her later."

That night...

Ahh...nothing like watching some episodes of Fushigi Yuugi. She sang to the opening lyrics, For the One I Love. "...Kanawanai yume wa nai yo! Massugu ni shinjiteru..." The phone rang, interruptin her "beautiful" singing. "Hello?"
"Black Phoenix?"
"Wai! Konnichiwa, Kazuya!"
"Yeah, konnichiwa. Now, Heihachi needs to go somewhere "happy" for vacation. I'm guessing you know the perfect place?"
"I certainly do! (whispers)"
"That's perfect! I'll tell the others!"
"Lemme call Jin-Jin!"
"Fine." He hung up. Black Phoenix jumped from her spot on the couch and went directly to her computer. The logged on, and IM Legendary Dark Knight Sparda. There, they chatted about they're new mischievous trip. She bought their tickets, arranged their plane trip, and packed her belongings for the day after tomorrow. After she had logged off, she called Jin.
"Hello?"
"Konnichiwa, Jin-chan!"
"Oy, konnichiwa, koibito. What's up?"
"I planned a special trip for us! Along with Kazuya, Heihachi, and Sparda!"
Jin sighed. "Who would watch over Xiaoyu while we're gone?"
"Lee will!"
"When do we leave?"
"In two days!"
"Alright then, I'll be over tomorrow night."
"Great! Aishiteru, Jin-Jin!"
"Aishiteru, koibito."

Black Phoenix blushed. She loved it when Jin called her "koibito". She wondered how Kazuya was doing...

"Lee, JUST WATCH THE DAMN GIRL!!!"
"WHY ME?!"
"So if we get 'daddy' all happy and shit, YOU get to use him for your Combot experiments!!!"
"OO...OK!!" With that, Kazuya slammed the phone down. He hated talking to Lee. He ALWAYS wanted his way with things...Well, now that everything was arranged, he just needed to pack. But what to pack? He walked over to his room and slammed the door shut.


I wonder what will Kazuya be packing? There ya go, Legendary Dark Knight Sparda! Your permanent role in this fic! Yay! Now, I know I put some Japanese words in it, and I will put more in the future. Along with some tagalog words. (because I am indeed, Pinay!!!) If you don't know what they mean, here's a short yet helpful list.

Konnichiwa - hi, hello
-sama - someone of high respect
-chan - a respective title, often referred to boys.
Aishiteru- I love you
Koibito- Sweetheart

If there are any mistakes in Japanese, let me know, since I'm still learning. Now, here's the best part...R&R!!!!