FM Radio Network by Dark Silicon

Chapter # 2: Messages and Milk Can

Disclaimer: Obviously if I owned Parappa it would be even more horribly rejected. So, I don't own it. Good thing for you!

Author's Note: Well thank you for reviewing, I like reviews. Vtbots, you don't have to picture them that way it's really not a big deal. It's just that you're gonna have to deal with descriptions in the FF way. I expected someone to yell at me for this, but it's alright! Love your story by the way. Alright here's another fantasy chapter of FM radio network!

"How far away is this place..." Takoyama mumbled at me as I just looked at him skeptically and sighed.

"We've only been walking for five minutes! Besides, the training camp is right over this hill okay?" Takoyama just crossed his arms and turned purple in response to this. PJ moved over a little and poked me in the shoulder.

"Um, why's he purple?" I just ignored PJ as Takoyama slowly faded back into his more normal blue color, "Never mind." I smiled as the three of us kept walking in spite of the constant sighs coming from Tako-San.

"Hey you guys!" My ears perked up at the sound of Katy Kat's voice. Katy, Lammy, and Ma-San are friends of ours. They're in an all girl band called 'Milk-Can' and as I turned around I was greeted by all three members. Katy is a blue cat that was optimistic and quite kind. She had a blonde ponytail and a large blonde bang protruding from the top of hair and into her face. Her ears were quite large compared to the other cats in the town and her tail was long and puffy as well. She was wearing long boot leg red and white stripped pants that covered up her tall cork sandals. Her tank top was blue with a large white star in the middle and a belt placed around her neck held the shirt up nicely.

Lammy is a lamb, obviously, and was a very good friend of mine. She had mid length red hair and two little horns stuck out of the top of her head. Her ears reminded me of a goats, even though she was a lamb, and she wore a red belly shirt with some type of a face/flower on the front. She had two spiked bracelets and blue jeans that had random multicolored patches placed all over them, her shoes were just normal sneakers. Ma-San is, I believe, a little teddy bear hamster. I've never talked to her for the reason that she doesn't speak English, I really don't know what she speaks. Lammy and Katy understand it though. She has a dynamite placed in the center of her head and she wears a low cut red dress. She doesn't wear shoes, but her feet and hands are both very large.

"Where are you guys headed?" I asked Lammy in particular, but it seemed like Ma-San had an answer instead.

"#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#" was all that she said and I just looked at Lammy and Katy for an explanation. Katy gave it to me.

"To the bike tryouts!" how coincidental!, "I'm trying out for the team! I'm not very good though..." Lammy patted Katy on the shoulder and smiled.

"Don't worry Kate, it'll be fine, I don't think that many people are going to be trying out anyway." I smiled as well and added my little optimistic comment.

"You gotta believe Katy!" they all just laughed at my most serious remark. It was then though that Katy noticed Takoyama behind us and her tall stood on end.

"Is he trying out too?" Katy whispered my way. I just laughed a little as Lammy and Ma-San went over to talk to PJ.

"No, he didn't really want to come in the first place, just needs a ride home." Katy looked at me with a confused look but just shook her shoulders in response, "Have you seen Sunny? She told me that she was going to meet me at the music store earlier. I thought I heard her but--"

"She can't make it. I was supposed to tell you that earlier (^_^;;). I don't know why, she just said that she was busy." Katy told me this solemnly as if she was holding something back. I ignored this though and turned around to see that Ma-San was screaming in her little made up language. She was yelling at Tako-San for some reason that I didn't quite understand, but he was bright red now which meant that he had probably tried to pull some type of haircutting trick.

"Ma-San!" Katy practically hissed at her as Lammy just crossed her arms and frowned at her. They were all about to start yelling at each other, but their voices were soon drowned out by an upcoming whirring sound. Lammy and I both turned around quickly well the others continued to yell at each other. A large red fire engine drove by with Chief Puddle at the wheel, Lammy backed away almost frightened of the truck. The presence of the truck made Tako-San, PJ, and Ma-San all turn their heads and stop screaming at each other. The fire truck started to go up the hill and then took a sharp left at the top of the hill, "Oh..."

"My..." was Lammys added remark.

"#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!!!" Ma-San screamed along with the other two band members. PJ, Tako-San, and I just stared at the three as Katy pulled out her cell phone and started to dial some type of number. I heard the phone emit a beeping noise, obviously it was busy, "#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!" Ma-San screamed this and Katy, Lammy, and her all started to run up the hill. I was obviously blind to whatever had just happened here.

"Lammy, what's going on?" I yelled this her way and she just turned around and started to run backwards.

"The music store is on fire!" Lammy managed to scream back at me. She turned around quickly though and she was gone over the hill in an instant. I felt my heart jump, but I just ignored this and turned around to see what Tako-San and PJ thought of this. They weren't interested obviously.

"PJ, can you go to the training camp and tell Moosesha that Katy's gonna be a little late?" I asked him this as I also started to run up the hill to see what was going to happen to the music store, "Thanks PJ!" I was already up the hill by the time I had said this.

"Hey..." PJ mumbled as I ran off, "Don't tell me that I have to watch this freak!?"

When I reached the music store it most definitely wasn't on fire...but all of the emergency vehicles were placed in the front of the store. I noticed that the owner of the store, Prince Fleaswallow, was sitting on the curb holding his head in his hands. The ambulance workers were surrounding him and the police were holding a radio and asking him some questions. I just shrugged my shoulders and decided to find Lammy and the rest of Milk Can, I wanted to know what was happening. I was still pretty short, so I really couldn't see over everyone's heads. I decided that I should probably just walk then...I walked around passing the strange inhabitants of Parappa Town and just pushed them aside lightly. I saw Joe Chin, didn't like him, Chop Chop Master Onion, um...no comment, and...Sunny! I was about to approach her when all of a sudden I felt someone tug on my tail, I turned around to see that it was Lammy...I think. I mean, she looked like Lammy, but she was all black...

"Hey what did you do? Fall into some soot or something?" I laughed at my own joke, but Lammy wasn't laughing. She grabbed one of the fake horns on my hat and started to pull me out of the crowd. I didn't try to fight back, she would have just pulled my hat off and I wasn't in the mood for that to happen. She put a finger to her mouth and threw me in the bushes across the street from the store, I yelped anyway. 'Lammy' came in after me and pushed my back in the stem of the bush. I yelped once more and she just looked at me evilly.

"Where is she?" was what this Lammy imposter asked me, I sadly enough, had no idea about what she was talking about. I just looked at her blankly and she started to shake me violently, "You were walking with her earlier, now where is she?" I was still blank on the subject...

"Um...you mean Lammy, Katy, and Ma-San?" I whispered this and she just pulled my ponytail and pressed her face closer into mine.

"No...don't play dumb..."she was showing her large fangs now and I was still dumbfounded, "The holder of the water key? Where is she?" I was still speechless...what the heck was a water key? Then again, water...

"Um, are you talking about Takoyama? If you are, he's a guy..." her eyes widened and she turned around quickly. Then she disappeared, "What the---?" This time the real Lammy opened up the bush.

"Parappa...who are you talking to?" Lammy was looking at me oddly and I just looked around the bush frantically. I looked back at her and then at the bush...

"I was talking to you...but it wasn't you was it?" I was mumbling this and Lammy just looked at me dumbfounded. She held out her paw and I grabbed it, she pulled me out of the bushes and I just started to look around.

"I was never talking to you in the bushes Parappa..." I ignored her and looked around, that black Lammy was still nowhere to be found.

"Whatever, it doesn't matter...what's going on around here anyway?" Lammy just shrugged her shoulders and looked at the ambulance riving away.

"Apparently Fleaswallow was hearing these threatening messages coming out of his radio, and then all of the lights went out and he just called. It wasn't really an emergency, he just got a little freaked out." Lammy laughed and turned around to see Katy and Ma-San running up to us.

"Oh jeez I'm gonna be late!" I heard Katy pant as she ran off to most likely get to the training camp. I just laughed and Lammy made a small chuckle.

"What were the messages about?" I asked her and she just scratched the back of her head.

"Something about a key..."

-End-

To Be Continued

My god! What's going on in Parappa town? I all hope that you knew that that was Rammy right? Good for you! Next chapter is filled with joyful biking juice! Study your biking trick list!