Eric and Donna sat on the couch. Actually, Eric sat on the couch,
and Donna sat on top of him. Their lips were still locked as though
someone had thrown away the key. Kelso finally won the bra debate. Fez
had to give in when Kelso pointed out that "someday bras will just unhook
themselves, so it won't really matter if girls wear them or not". As Fez
sat pondering a world with such wonder, Kelso said "my work here is done"
and headed out the door.
Outside, Jackie began kissing Hyde's neck. His hands traveled down to her butt, but froze immediately upon hearing a girlish shriek. Jackie opened her eyes, and Hyde turned to see Kelso standing at the top of the basement steps. "What the hell is going on?" he yelled.
"Deny everything." Hyde whispered in Jackie's ear as he slowly backed away. "That's how the government keeps their lies a secret." When he had put a little distance between himself and Jackie, he looked back at Kelso and said "What are you talking about, man?"
"What am I...HYDE, you were feeling up Jackie!" Kelso said bewildered.
"You're dreamin'" Hyde responded.
"I am SO awake!" Kelso screamed indignantly, pointing at him.
"No, Michael," Jackie intervened, "you are dreaming. This is all a dream." Jackie glanced at Hyde as she tried convincing Kelso to go back to the basement. "Why don't you go lie down on the couch, and then pinch yourself so you wake up." She realized that even Kelso wasn't dumb enough to believe he was really sleeping. But, she figured he was at least dumb enough to try it, which would give her and Steven time to get away and figure out what they would really say to him.
"Well, I'll just pinch myself right now to test it out," answered Kelso.
"No, no," Jackie cried, "it only works if you're lying down."
"Why?" questioned Kelso.
"Because...you can only sleep lying down." Jackie blurted out. She regretted saying it, but the answer seemed logical enough to Kelso, who turned and headed down the basement steps in a huff.
"What?!" Hyde said in disbelief.
"Does it really matter? Let's get out of here," said Jackie, grabbing Hyde's arm and pulling him to the car.
Back in the basement, unable to lay on the couch because of Donna and Eric, Kelso looked at Fez. "I am sooo not asleep...am I?" he questioned his friend.
"Not unless asleep means awake." Fez responded.
"I knew it! I just saw Jackie and Hyde together in the driveway, man. He was feeling her up, and she was, like, kissing him." Kelso said angrily.
This news caused Donna and Eric to separate. Fez looked up at Kelso. "You are asleep." Kelso looked to Donna and Eric, who nodded their heads in agreement.
"Well, damn, somebody pinch me," he yelled. Everyone volunteered. "Hey, precious cargo here," he cried. "and I'm still awake."
"Huh," Eric said. "I guess you weren't sleeping."
"Sure looked like it." Donna added.
"Could' a fooled me." Fez agreed.
"Hey, I smell left over meatloaf." Eric quickly leapt off the couch and headed for the stairs, followed closely by Donna and Fez.
"Wait a minute." Kelso said, thinking very hard. "You guys knew about Jackie and Hyde. Why else would you want me to think I was sleeping. Plus, you didn't seem surprised when I told you what I saw." He stared at them.
"Hey, Donna, you owe me $5." Eric said on the side. "I told you Kelso was smart sometimes."
"Look, Kelso," Donna walked over to him. "This is something you need to talk to Jackie and Hyde about. We already talked to them about it, but we were sworn secrecy. A secret's a secret."
"I guess you're right," said Kelso as he turned and walked out the door to find Jackie and Hyde.
"Wow, Donna," Eric said after Kelso walked out, "that was masterful."
"Yeah, well, I only use my powers for good - never evil," she replied as they all walked up the steps into the house.
Meanwhile, Jackie and Hyde arrived in Jackie's room, where she quickly shut the door and plopped on the bed. "What are we going to do now, Steven?" she asked worriedly.
"Gee, Jackie, maybe every time we see Kelso, you can just tell him that he's sleeping." Hyde answered sarcastically.
"You told me to deny everything," she shot back.
"Yeah, Jackie, deny. Not lie. I know they rhyme and all, but they aren't the same thing," he responded.
"Whatever, Steven," she looked at him seriously. "It is time for you to deal with this. So, deal with this."
"Jackie, if that's your brilliant plan, than we are in trouble," he said returning her gaze. "Look, you said this was a meaningless fling."
"You said there was nothing to even break off," she interrupted, "but that was before you fell in love with me."
"No, you fell in love with..." Hyde shook his head. "Never mind. Let's just head back to Foreman's and put everything out there, just lay it on the line, you know."
"Really? Steven you are going to make an honest woman out of me!" she smiled.
"Jackie, remember when I said I liked it better when you didn't talk?" Hyde asked as Jackie nodded her head. "This is why."
"Shut your pie-hole," she smiled as he walked over to the bed, sat down next to her, and gave her a kiss. She kissed him again, this time leaning back and pulling him on top of her. Jackie's arms wrapped around Hyde, and he ran his fingers through her long hair, smoothing it against the bed. She began kissing his neck, and started to grab his shirt and pull it slightly. He tilted his head down and brought her lips back to his. Then, Hyde slid his hands down to her hips, but pulled back from the kiss.
"We should get this Kelso thing over with," Hyde said, standing up and taking Jackie's hand to pull her up too, "before we get side-tracked."
"Yeah," she responded, still holding Hyde's hand. "I just don't want him to hate us.well, me anyway. You can fend for yourself."
"He's not going to hate us...forever. I give it a week, tops." Hyde turned to reach for the door, but was stopped by a loud banging.
"Jackie, Hyde, I know you're in there because Jackie's mom told me," Kelso yelled from the hall, "and I hate you!"
Hyde turned to Jackie. "He sounds mad - make that a month, tops." Hyde and Jackie looked at each other as Kelso stood outside the door. It was time to lay it on the line.
**I will have the last part soon, but I hope you like this one!
Outside, Jackie began kissing Hyde's neck. His hands traveled down to her butt, but froze immediately upon hearing a girlish shriek. Jackie opened her eyes, and Hyde turned to see Kelso standing at the top of the basement steps. "What the hell is going on?" he yelled.
"Deny everything." Hyde whispered in Jackie's ear as he slowly backed away. "That's how the government keeps their lies a secret." When he had put a little distance between himself and Jackie, he looked back at Kelso and said "What are you talking about, man?"
"What am I...HYDE, you were feeling up Jackie!" Kelso said bewildered.
"You're dreamin'" Hyde responded.
"I am SO awake!" Kelso screamed indignantly, pointing at him.
"No, Michael," Jackie intervened, "you are dreaming. This is all a dream." Jackie glanced at Hyde as she tried convincing Kelso to go back to the basement. "Why don't you go lie down on the couch, and then pinch yourself so you wake up." She realized that even Kelso wasn't dumb enough to believe he was really sleeping. But, she figured he was at least dumb enough to try it, which would give her and Steven time to get away and figure out what they would really say to him.
"Well, I'll just pinch myself right now to test it out," answered Kelso.
"No, no," Jackie cried, "it only works if you're lying down."
"Why?" questioned Kelso.
"Because...you can only sleep lying down." Jackie blurted out. She regretted saying it, but the answer seemed logical enough to Kelso, who turned and headed down the basement steps in a huff.
"What?!" Hyde said in disbelief.
"Does it really matter? Let's get out of here," said Jackie, grabbing Hyde's arm and pulling him to the car.
Back in the basement, unable to lay on the couch because of Donna and Eric, Kelso looked at Fez. "I am sooo not asleep...am I?" he questioned his friend.
"Not unless asleep means awake." Fez responded.
"I knew it! I just saw Jackie and Hyde together in the driveway, man. He was feeling her up, and she was, like, kissing him." Kelso said angrily.
This news caused Donna and Eric to separate. Fez looked up at Kelso. "You are asleep." Kelso looked to Donna and Eric, who nodded their heads in agreement.
"Well, damn, somebody pinch me," he yelled. Everyone volunteered. "Hey, precious cargo here," he cried. "and I'm still awake."
"Huh," Eric said. "I guess you weren't sleeping."
"Sure looked like it." Donna added.
"Could' a fooled me." Fez agreed.
"Hey, I smell left over meatloaf." Eric quickly leapt off the couch and headed for the stairs, followed closely by Donna and Fez.
"Wait a minute." Kelso said, thinking very hard. "You guys knew about Jackie and Hyde. Why else would you want me to think I was sleeping. Plus, you didn't seem surprised when I told you what I saw." He stared at them.
"Hey, Donna, you owe me $5." Eric said on the side. "I told you Kelso was smart sometimes."
"Look, Kelso," Donna walked over to him. "This is something you need to talk to Jackie and Hyde about. We already talked to them about it, but we were sworn secrecy. A secret's a secret."
"I guess you're right," said Kelso as he turned and walked out the door to find Jackie and Hyde.
"Wow, Donna," Eric said after Kelso walked out, "that was masterful."
"Yeah, well, I only use my powers for good - never evil," she replied as they all walked up the steps into the house.
Meanwhile, Jackie and Hyde arrived in Jackie's room, where she quickly shut the door and plopped on the bed. "What are we going to do now, Steven?" she asked worriedly.
"Gee, Jackie, maybe every time we see Kelso, you can just tell him that he's sleeping." Hyde answered sarcastically.
"You told me to deny everything," she shot back.
"Yeah, Jackie, deny. Not lie. I know they rhyme and all, but they aren't the same thing," he responded.
"Whatever, Steven," she looked at him seriously. "It is time for you to deal with this. So, deal with this."
"Jackie, if that's your brilliant plan, than we are in trouble," he said returning her gaze. "Look, you said this was a meaningless fling."
"You said there was nothing to even break off," she interrupted, "but that was before you fell in love with me."
"No, you fell in love with..." Hyde shook his head. "Never mind. Let's just head back to Foreman's and put everything out there, just lay it on the line, you know."
"Really? Steven you are going to make an honest woman out of me!" she smiled.
"Jackie, remember when I said I liked it better when you didn't talk?" Hyde asked as Jackie nodded her head. "This is why."
"Shut your pie-hole," she smiled as he walked over to the bed, sat down next to her, and gave her a kiss. She kissed him again, this time leaning back and pulling him on top of her. Jackie's arms wrapped around Hyde, and he ran his fingers through her long hair, smoothing it against the bed. She began kissing his neck, and started to grab his shirt and pull it slightly. He tilted his head down and brought her lips back to his. Then, Hyde slid his hands down to her hips, but pulled back from the kiss.
"We should get this Kelso thing over with," Hyde said, standing up and taking Jackie's hand to pull her up too, "before we get side-tracked."
"Yeah," she responded, still holding Hyde's hand. "I just don't want him to hate us.well, me anyway. You can fend for yourself."
"He's not going to hate us...forever. I give it a week, tops." Hyde turned to reach for the door, but was stopped by a loud banging.
"Jackie, Hyde, I know you're in there because Jackie's mom told me," Kelso yelled from the hall, "and I hate you!"
Hyde turned to Jackie. "He sounds mad - make that a month, tops." Hyde and Jackie looked at each other as Kelso stood outside the door. It was time to lay it on the line.
**I will have the last part soon, but I hope you like this one!