Shinko is dragging Seto by the arm as she says "Hello people, Chibis, and moogles... my dear Seto here is going to do the disclaimer for me today."
Seto smugly looks to the side. "Shinko does not own any of us and there fore we aren't married!"
Brent Kun runs in the room. "Okay then!"
Shinko shakes her head and casts a banishing spell on Brent Kun and hugs Seto to the point of bursting. "Thank you! Tonight is the Karaoke Party!!"
Everyone cheers, and the scene rotates to bring a stage where the front porch of the palace should be. Shinko, still holding a now red Seto and finally tracking down the horribly cute Sephiroth that had been bored... "Let's get on with the karaoke!"
The competitors, not knowing what they are exactly they are competing for, were sitting in a huge line. There was everyone from Stilzkin and the other moogles to Kuja. Everyone was determined to win... but they had no idea why. Most of them were males, which for some reason delighted the girl Tea. She hadn't been looking for a boyfriend in ages, so she liked the idea of spying.
"The first act is Kuja... singing 'Alexander is going down." Shinko says while pointing at the curtains. "To the tune of London Bridge!'"
Kuja is standing onstage, actually wearing white pants! The crowd is shocked at this, but that was okay. Now they could stand to look at him. "All righty then..." he puts in a nersury song cd and starts to sing.
"Alexander is going down going down going down
Alexander is going down, my fair princess!
Bahumut's gonna kick his *** kick his *** kick his ***
Bahumut's gonna kick his *** my little canary!"
He bows and smiles, leaving the judges, now forced into the position of doing so, Seto and Sephy with frowns on their faces.
"I give it a 3." Seto said like a sports caster.
"A 3? Why?" Sephy asked, also sounding like a sports caster.
"Because, Seph, he actually left the stage and didn't try to kill anyone!"
Sephy sighed. "I'll give it a 2, but for the another reason."
"What's that reason?"
"Because he didn't diserve near a 3."
Shinko sits in between them both and points to the stage. "Next is Sephy."
"What? I didn't sign up for this!"
"TOO LATE." Shinko throws him over there and he lands on his butt.
He shrugged as Shinko laughs again.
"You are singing 'Cloud I gotcha' in the tune of that horrible French song that we learned in kindergarten and if you don't I will turn you chibi again!"
Cloud looks at Kuja and asks, "Is that stupid French song on that cd?"
"Yeah. Listen, I have to return it to Cloud and Aeris' later. Their kids will be mad if I don't." Kuja hands him the Cd.
Sephy puts it in the player and starts to sing,
"Cloud I gotcha
Cloud I gotcha
Yes I do
Yes I do
I will summon meteor
I will summon meteor
On you
On you
The world will blow up
The world will blow up
And I'll be a god
And I'll be a god
Cloud I gotcha
Cloud I gotcha
There's nothing you can do
There's nothing you can do!!!!"
Cloud looks angry and Seto laughs at him. "Oh yes, that's what we learn in how to be Sephiroth Kindergarten!!"
Sephy sighs. "What's my score?"
"A negative 10." Seto teases him.
Shinko nods and says, "Well, I give the poor guy a perfect ten, which averages the score to be a flat 0."
Both Seto and Shinko laugh very evil and manically together.
"Next is... umm... okay, who submitted this entry on white paper with yellow crayon?" Shinko throws it to the side when Yugi and Bakura stand up and try to tell her it was them. "Fine then, our next one is... Tifa in 'Get your hands off of Cloud.'"
Tifa gets on stage and Dagger, Rinoa, Marle, Kid, and Mai are behind her. "We are the Tifaettes."
"EXCUSE ME?!" Mai asks very violently, "WE are the HEROINES. You are the only Tifaette. And the title of the song is, "We own the hero, ladies so back off."
"Hey, I own the hero in the story!" Tea growls at Mai. "Yugi is mine!!"
Kid laughs in her British accent, "You're there for Tristan so he can keep his bloody hands off of Joey because Joey and Yugi look so well together."
Shinko stands up and shouts, "THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS! THERE IS NO YAOI IN MY FICS SO YOU JUST KNOCK THAT OFF YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!!" She sits down again and says as the girls go away, "And tonight, we have two of the greatest game heroes of all time teaming up to save a relationship with their beautiful music. Give it up for Crono and Serge in "I forgot to tell you I'm Mute!"
Crono and Serge come on stage and all of the girls reach for them like they would some stupid boy band. Then Marle and Kid come and start beating the crap out of all of them. Then the heroes start to laugh. Crono and Serge begin to sing... 0.o
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Everyone in the room begins to sob wildly and Seto goes, "A perfect 10!!"
Shinko isn't able to answer because of her crying but she raises up the 10 posterboard.
Sephy walks back to the judges and says, "And the winner is... well... we all win!"
Shinko stands up and everyone looks at her. "That's all for tonight's Karaoke party. I hope you all enjoyed it. Except for Tea. I hope she didn't. She was watching my Seto. Anyway, review the singers and tell which one you like! Who ever gets the most votes will get a prize of some kind, picked and chosen from the holy box of stuff!!"
Seto smugly looks to the side. "Shinko does not own any of us and there fore we aren't married!"
Brent Kun runs in the room. "Okay then!"
Shinko shakes her head and casts a banishing spell on Brent Kun and hugs Seto to the point of bursting. "Thank you! Tonight is the Karaoke Party!!"
Everyone cheers, and the scene rotates to bring a stage where the front porch of the palace should be. Shinko, still holding a now red Seto and finally tracking down the horribly cute Sephiroth that had been bored... "Let's get on with the karaoke!"
The competitors, not knowing what they are exactly they are competing for, were sitting in a huge line. There was everyone from Stilzkin and the other moogles to Kuja. Everyone was determined to win... but they had no idea why. Most of them were males, which for some reason delighted the girl Tea. She hadn't been looking for a boyfriend in ages, so she liked the idea of spying.
"The first act is Kuja... singing 'Alexander is going down." Shinko says while pointing at the curtains. "To the tune of London Bridge!'"
Kuja is standing onstage, actually wearing white pants! The crowd is shocked at this, but that was okay. Now they could stand to look at him. "All righty then..." he puts in a nersury song cd and starts to sing.
"Alexander is going down going down going down
Alexander is going down, my fair princess!
Bahumut's gonna kick his *** kick his *** kick his ***
Bahumut's gonna kick his *** my little canary!"
He bows and smiles, leaving the judges, now forced into the position of doing so, Seto and Sephy with frowns on their faces.
"I give it a 3." Seto said like a sports caster.
"A 3? Why?" Sephy asked, also sounding like a sports caster.
"Because, Seph, he actually left the stage and didn't try to kill anyone!"
Sephy sighed. "I'll give it a 2, but for the another reason."
"What's that reason?"
"Because he didn't diserve near a 3."
Shinko sits in between them both and points to the stage. "Next is Sephy."
"What? I didn't sign up for this!"
"TOO LATE." Shinko throws him over there and he lands on his butt.
He shrugged as Shinko laughs again.
"You are singing 'Cloud I gotcha' in the tune of that horrible French song that we learned in kindergarten and if you don't I will turn you chibi again!"
Cloud looks at Kuja and asks, "Is that stupid French song on that cd?"
"Yeah. Listen, I have to return it to Cloud and Aeris' later. Their kids will be mad if I don't." Kuja hands him the Cd.
Sephy puts it in the player and starts to sing,
"Cloud I gotcha
Cloud I gotcha
Yes I do
Yes I do
I will summon meteor
I will summon meteor
On you
On you
The world will blow up
The world will blow up
And I'll be a god
And I'll be a god
Cloud I gotcha
Cloud I gotcha
There's nothing you can do
There's nothing you can do!!!!"
Cloud looks angry and Seto laughs at him. "Oh yes, that's what we learn in how to be Sephiroth Kindergarten!!"
Sephy sighs. "What's my score?"
"A negative 10." Seto teases him.
Shinko nods and says, "Well, I give the poor guy a perfect ten, which averages the score to be a flat 0."
Both Seto and Shinko laugh very evil and manically together.
"Next is... umm... okay, who submitted this entry on white paper with yellow crayon?" Shinko throws it to the side when Yugi and Bakura stand up and try to tell her it was them. "Fine then, our next one is... Tifa in 'Get your hands off of Cloud.'"
Tifa gets on stage and Dagger, Rinoa, Marle, Kid, and Mai are behind her. "We are the Tifaettes."
"EXCUSE ME?!" Mai asks very violently, "WE are the HEROINES. You are the only Tifaette. And the title of the song is, "We own the hero, ladies so back off."
"Hey, I own the hero in the story!" Tea growls at Mai. "Yugi is mine!!"
Kid laughs in her British accent, "You're there for Tristan so he can keep his bloody hands off of Joey because Joey and Yugi look so well together."
Shinko stands up and shouts, "THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS! THERE IS NO YAOI IN MY FICS SO YOU JUST KNOCK THAT OFF YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!!" She sits down again and says as the girls go away, "And tonight, we have two of the greatest game heroes of all time teaming up to save a relationship with their beautiful music. Give it up for Crono and Serge in "I forgot to tell you I'm Mute!"
Crono and Serge come on stage and all of the girls reach for them like they would some stupid boy band. Then Marle and Kid come and start beating the crap out of all of them. Then the heroes start to laugh. Crono and Serge begin to sing... 0.o
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Everyone in the room begins to sob wildly and Seto goes, "A perfect 10!!"
Shinko isn't able to answer because of her crying but she raises up the 10 posterboard.
Sephy walks back to the judges and says, "And the winner is... well... we all win!"
Shinko stands up and everyone looks at her. "That's all for tonight's Karaoke party. I hope you all enjoyed it. Except for Tea. I hope she didn't. She was watching my Seto. Anyway, review the singers and tell which one you like! Who ever gets the most votes will get a prize of some kind, picked and chosen from the holy box of stuff!!"