Shinko's World, chapter three!!
The Phone Call and Cheerleaders
Shinko: Hey, little disclaimer machine!! What are you doing? get over here!
Little disclaimer machine: Fine. (walks over slowly to get on Shinko's nerves.)
Seto: I think that he has some little kinks in him.
Shinko: That's the last time I get some stupid goon from America to make my machines!! The other Disclaimer machines didn't work from England or Brazil. Seto, you get Kaiba corp to make me one.
Seto: NO! I'm tired of giving you free Kaiba corp stuff!
Shinko: It's in your contract for being on this show.
Seto: I didn't even ask to be on this damned show!
Shinko: GRRR! Yes, I think that we need to calm down with a little Bishonen game shows! (turns on TV in studio to watch her own show.)
Seto: Hey, is that me?
(TV shows Seto making really funny faces in the camera.)
Shinko: Must be.
Seto: Well, that's the end of me. Now everyone at the Corp will know that I'm at the mercy of a cruel authoress.
Shinko: ^__^!!
Seto leaves the room to find Bakura is hiding from Tea and Yugi.
Bakura: I can't believe this! Just because I have a shrine built to her!! Eeep!
Seto: What are you doing here?
Bakura: I'm hiding from Tea and Yugi.
Seto: That sounds like fun, I guess.
Tea comes running by.
Tea: Hey, have you seen Bakura?
Seto: Ummm, yeah I saw him hanging out with little Brent Kun, but I don't know where they went. I think it was Yami B though so you might want to stay away.
Tea: Maybe you're right.
Tea leaves.
Bakura: Thank you Seto!! How can I repay you?
Seto: Well, I don't know but I will think of something in the nearby future.
Phone rings
Seto: We have a phone?
Shinko: I'll get it!!
She runs down the stairs really fast then saying: HEY TEA!! I SAW BAKURA HE WAS LOOKING AT YOUR BUTT!
Yugi: GRR!
Yami Yugi: WHAT? WHAT ABOUT ME YUGI??
Yugi: She's my friend, I have to protect her from Bakura because his Yami will kill her.
Shinko (talking into the phone): Hello?
Voice: Guess who?
Shinko: Hmm... are you the president?
Voice: No.
Shinko: Are you Al Gore, perhaps?
Voice: no.
Shinko: I know who you are! You're a psycic!
Voice: NO!! Why do you keep asking these kind of things?
Shinko: Those kind of commercails about politics and psycics play thru out the airings of my shows. I have to watch them to raise my own ratings. (starts to sob)
Voice: Well, I guess... (you can hear a click sound and the theme song for Bishonen game shows can be heard faintly) I'm helping you too!
Shinko: COOOL! Thank you!! Now let's resume to guessing who you are! Are you... umm... a big rich guy?
Voice: Don't I wish.
Shinko: Do you own any cars?
Voice: Too young to drive.
Shinko: Crap! Are you trying to tell me that I need to pay the rent?
Voice: If I get to keep the money, sure.
Shinko: You're a liar.
Voice: Am not!
Shinko: Your Seto's long lost sister?
Voice and Seto: A long lost sister?
Shinko: Well? Are you?
Voice: Seto has a long lost sister?
Shinko: If you are her!
Seto: I have a long lost sister?
Shinko: I don't know.
Little Disclaimer Machine: Shinko does not own any people except her used in this fic, except herself.
Seto: It's working!! YEAH!! Now I don't have to get her a Kaiba Corp version 34535790668076556453573645784 of the most awesome Disclaimer Machine the world has ever seen!
Little Disclaimer Machine: Shinko does not own any people except her used in this fic, except herself.
Shinko: SOOOO!! Are you Shinra, Rufus's dad coming back to haunt Sephy?
Voice: NOOO!
Shinko: Are you the dead Aeris wanting to seek revenge on Cloud for letting this happen?
Voice: NO!
Shinko: Then... you're... Dark Magician Girl, my friend that likes to talk to me about the super hot Seto Kaiba?
Voice: I'm not even a girl.
Shinko: Oh, dammit! You're not?
Voice: NO! I'm a guy!
Shinko: That explains the reason for not being Seto's long lost sister.
Seto: I have a long lost sister?
Shinko: I don't know if you do or not, Seto!!
Seto: I don't know either.
Shinko: Can I keep guessing who you are?
Voice: I'd prefer if I just told you.
Shinko: I wanna guess until I get it right!
Voice: NO! I'm-
Shinko: a basketball player?
The producer of Yugioh?
The inventor of writer's block because if you're him prepare to die!!
The creator of Dragon ball Z?
God?
My friend MathWiz20022002?
Seto's dead father who really didn't die in that car wreck?
Benjaminbobertony McKasteralcster? (I made him up!!)
A Japanese student who wants my tutoring?
5 hours later
Shinko: You're not any of those?
Voice: NOOOOOOO! I'm really a football coach looking for some cheerleaders to cheer on my team tomarrow. All the girls that had been cheerleaders kinda left and got mad at the team because they were hitting on them.
Shinko: I have a way to cure that.
Coach of Disaster team: REALLY?!
Shinko (deviously): YES! I will cure them of this problem right now.
Coach: Cool. How will you do it?
Shinko (really deviously): I will do it so well you'll never have this problem after tomarrow's game, trust me!
Coach: All right!
Shinko: How many do you need?
Coach: Umm... about 5.
Shinko: I can do that! See ya first thing in the morning.
(hangs up phone)
Shinko: Who wants to go on a field trip?
Seto, Gene Starwind, Ryou Bakura, and Sephiroth all raise their hands.
Shinko: You guys rock. But we need one more person. Hey, let's take little Brent Kun!
Little Brent Kun: You rang?
(he falls off the celing)
Shinko: Yeah. You wanna go on a field trip?
Little Brent Kun: Sure.
Shinko: Seto, get the helicopter!
Seto: Okay, where are we going?
Shinko: I'll drive.
around an hour later
Sephy: I thought we were going on a field trip?
Shinko: That's a field isn't it?
Seto: A foot ball field? Ugh gross! Shinko why did you bring us here?
Coach: You came Shinko!! That's great!
Shinko: Yeah. Hey, are you ready for my plan to stop those stupid football jocks from moving on cheerleaders again?
Coach: You bet. Who are those people?
Shinko (deviously again): They're my super awesome friends called Bishonen.
Coach: Hey, you're those guys from Bishonen game shows! You're show is dominated by girls. What is your problem?
Shinko: GRRR! Don't give those guys any ideas.
Coach: Oh yeah whatever. Just lead them into the dressing room and let them have at it. By the way, do they know what they are doing?
Shinko: I haven't told them yet.
Coach: What? Are they clueless?
Shinko: Yes because I was afraid I would get Tea or something to help.
Coach: I see. Well, suit them up and let's get ready to go.
30 mins later
Shinko: Okay boys, guess what?
Seto: What?
Shinko: You guys are going to help a friend of mine. You have to change into the suits that are in each of those cells and no fighting with me no matter what. I have to stop those boys that are ruining this for all the girls who have a dream to do what they want, and because I hate girl cheerleaders.
Ryou: You what?
Shinko: I hate girl cheerleaders! They always make fun of me because I sit and write fanfics all the time!! So you have to do it for me and for all those people who hate girl cheerleaders!!
Gene: This is Fred's thing all over again.
Shinko: Shut up and do it you fools! You have very little time to get dressed so move it!
All the bishonen: Dammit!
they are all in cheerleader's suits with pom poms 10 mins later
Seto: Oh yeah we rock. (sarcastic)
Gene: I so do love this (really sarcastic)
Ryou: I don't like this.
(turns into Yami B.)
Yami B: I really don't like this.
Sephy: Wanna go destroy the stadium during half time?
Seto: I want to help with that!!
Gene: Count me in!! HAHAHA!!
(They run out onto the field)
Coach: Go!!! YEAH!! These cheerleaders are so much cooler than the last bunch I'll say.
Football player 1: Yeah!!! I can't wait to get my hands on the silver headed girl.
Football player 2: Which one?
Football player 1: I want the taller one because her hair shines.
Football quarterback: Well, I love redheads.
Football player 2: Who's the spunky brunette?
Football player 1: It's gotta be that one chic that digs touchdowns and frankly, I have more on my record than any of the team.
Football players 3, 4, and 5: Hey!!
Sephy: We're gonna kill them when they start to run at us.
Yami B: Yes, I like this plan very well.
Shinko: You guys should cheer! (she's up in the auidence with popcorn and a sprite)
Little Brent Kun: Hey!!! You forgot about me!! (he's chibi and the shortest of all the Bishonen.)
Yami B: Hey, it's our football.
Sephy: Leave him alone.
The football players then start to come over and look at the bishonen, who have turned their backs to the football players.
Football player 1: Hey, silver baby, I love your hair.
(Sephy tingles with excitement from the bloodlust.)
Football player 2: You my brunette girl... wanna have some fun?
(Seto starts to shake)
Football quaterback: Redheads make me hot.
(Gene starts to laugh really girlishly.)
Football player 3: White like snow, mmmmm!! I likey!! I likey!! I want it!!
(Yami B starts to laugh also)
Football players 4 and 5: Hey look at the little one!
(Little Brent Kun starts to do a semi sexy dance and all the other bishonen join him.)
All the Football players: We like!! YEAH!!
Coach: I like this as much as you do!!
All the Bishonen: Well, we have a suprize for you.
(They turn around and cast a spell, throw a Masamune, shoot a caster shell, activate their dueling disk and sends out the BEWD or summon the Man-Eater bug and reveal that all of the cheerleaders are guys.)
All the football players: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! They're all men!!
Shinko: Ack!! You aren't supposed to hurt them like that!!
Coach: This is the sexiest bunch of cheerleaders ever!
Shinko: Coach, stay away from my Bishonen!!
(she summons Bahumut and Bahumut kills the football players and the coach.)
Shinko: That takes care of that.
All the Bishonen: I never want to experience that again!
Shinko: I know. Change out boys, we are going home.
Seto: That's the last time I ever volenteer to go on a field trip.
Sephy: I like when they all died.
Gene: I second that.
Little Brent Kun: Mee tooo!
Shinko: That was sick but fun.
The Phone Call and Cheerleaders
Shinko: Hey, little disclaimer machine!! What are you doing? get over here!
Little disclaimer machine: Fine. (walks over slowly to get on Shinko's nerves.)
Seto: I think that he has some little kinks in him.
Shinko: That's the last time I get some stupid goon from America to make my machines!! The other Disclaimer machines didn't work from England or Brazil. Seto, you get Kaiba corp to make me one.
Seto: NO! I'm tired of giving you free Kaiba corp stuff!
Shinko: It's in your contract for being on this show.
Seto: I didn't even ask to be on this damned show!
Shinko: GRRR! Yes, I think that we need to calm down with a little Bishonen game shows! (turns on TV in studio to watch her own show.)
Seto: Hey, is that me?
(TV shows Seto making really funny faces in the camera.)
Shinko: Must be.
Seto: Well, that's the end of me. Now everyone at the Corp will know that I'm at the mercy of a cruel authoress.
Shinko: ^__^!!
Seto leaves the room to find Bakura is hiding from Tea and Yugi.
Bakura: I can't believe this! Just because I have a shrine built to her!! Eeep!
Seto: What are you doing here?
Bakura: I'm hiding from Tea and Yugi.
Seto: That sounds like fun, I guess.
Tea comes running by.
Tea: Hey, have you seen Bakura?
Seto: Ummm, yeah I saw him hanging out with little Brent Kun, but I don't know where they went. I think it was Yami B though so you might want to stay away.
Tea: Maybe you're right.
Tea leaves.
Bakura: Thank you Seto!! How can I repay you?
Seto: Well, I don't know but I will think of something in the nearby future.
Phone rings
Seto: We have a phone?
Shinko: I'll get it!!
She runs down the stairs really fast then saying: HEY TEA!! I SAW BAKURA HE WAS LOOKING AT YOUR BUTT!
Yugi: GRR!
Yami Yugi: WHAT? WHAT ABOUT ME YUGI??
Yugi: She's my friend, I have to protect her from Bakura because his Yami will kill her.
Shinko (talking into the phone): Hello?
Voice: Guess who?
Shinko: Hmm... are you the president?
Voice: No.
Shinko: Are you Al Gore, perhaps?
Voice: no.
Shinko: I know who you are! You're a psycic!
Voice: NO!! Why do you keep asking these kind of things?
Shinko: Those kind of commercails about politics and psycics play thru out the airings of my shows. I have to watch them to raise my own ratings. (starts to sob)
Voice: Well, I guess... (you can hear a click sound and the theme song for Bishonen game shows can be heard faintly) I'm helping you too!
Shinko: COOOL! Thank you!! Now let's resume to guessing who you are! Are you... umm... a big rich guy?
Voice: Don't I wish.
Shinko: Do you own any cars?
Voice: Too young to drive.
Shinko: Crap! Are you trying to tell me that I need to pay the rent?
Voice: If I get to keep the money, sure.
Shinko: You're a liar.
Voice: Am not!
Shinko: Your Seto's long lost sister?
Voice and Seto: A long lost sister?
Shinko: Well? Are you?
Voice: Seto has a long lost sister?
Shinko: If you are her!
Seto: I have a long lost sister?
Shinko: I don't know.
Little Disclaimer Machine: Shinko does not own any people except her used in this fic, except herself.
Seto: It's working!! YEAH!! Now I don't have to get her a Kaiba Corp version 34535790668076556453573645784 of the most awesome Disclaimer Machine the world has ever seen!
Little Disclaimer Machine: Shinko does not own any people except her used in this fic, except herself.
Shinko: SOOOO!! Are you Shinra, Rufus's dad coming back to haunt Sephy?
Voice: NOOO!
Shinko: Are you the dead Aeris wanting to seek revenge on Cloud for letting this happen?
Voice: NO!
Shinko: Then... you're... Dark Magician Girl, my friend that likes to talk to me about the super hot Seto Kaiba?
Voice: I'm not even a girl.
Shinko: Oh, dammit! You're not?
Voice: NO! I'm a guy!
Shinko: That explains the reason for not being Seto's long lost sister.
Seto: I have a long lost sister?
Shinko: I don't know if you do or not, Seto!!
Seto: I don't know either.
Shinko: Can I keep guessing who you are?
Voice: I'd prefer if I just told you.
Shinko: I wanna guess until I get it right!
Voice: NO! I'm-
Shinko: a basketball player?
The producer of Yugioh?
The inventor of writer's block because if you're him prepare to die!!
The creator of Dragon ball Z?
God?
My friend MathWiz20022002?
Seto's dead father who really didn't die in that car wreck?
Benjaminbobertony McKasteralcster? (I made him up!!)
A Japanese student who wants my tutoring?
5 hours later
Shinko: You're not any of those?
Voice: NOOOOOOO! I'm really a football coach looking for some cheerleaders to cheer on my team tomarrow. All the girls that had been cheerleaders kinda left and got mad at the team because they were hitting on them.
Shinko: I have a way to cure that.
Coach of Disaster team: REALLY?!
Shinko (deviously): YES! I will cure them of this problem right now.
Coach: Cool. How will you do it?
Shinko (really deviously): I will do it so well you'll never have this problem after tomarrow's game, trust me!
Coach: All right!
Shinko: How many do you need?
Coach: Umm... about 5.
Shinko: I can do that! See ya first thing in the morning.
(hangs up phone)
Shinko: Who wants to go on a field trip?
Seto, Gene Starwind, Ryou Bakura, and Sephiroth all raise their hands.
Shinko: You guys rock. But we need one more person. Hey, let's take little Brent Kun!
Little Brent Kun: You rang?
(he falls off the celing)
Shinko: Yeah. You wanna go on a field trip?
Little Brent Kun: Sure.
Shinko: Seto, get the helicopter!
Seto: Okay, where are we going?
Shinko: I'll drive.
around an hour later
Sephy: I thought we were going on a field trip?
Shinko: That's a field isn't it?
Seto: A foot ball field? Ugh gross! Shinko why did you bring us here?
Coach: You came Shinko!! That's great!
Shinko: Yeah. Hey, are you ready for my plan to stop those stupid football jocks from moving on cheerleaders again?
Coach: You bet. Who are those people?
Shinko (deviously again): They're my super awesome friends called Bishonen.
Coach: Hey, you're those guys from Bishonen game shows! You're show is dominated by girls. What is your problem?
Shinko: GRRR! Don't give those guys any ideas.
Coach: Oh yeah whatever. Just lead them into the dressing room and let them have at it. By the way, do they know what they are doing?
Shinko: I haven't told them yet.
Coach: What? Are they clueless?
Shinko: Yes because I was afraid I would get Tea or something to help.
Coach: I see. Well, suit them up and let's get ready to go.
30 mins later
Shinko: Okay boys, guess what?
Seto: What?
Shinko: You guys are going to help a friend of mine. You have to change into the suits that are in each of those cells and no fighting with me no matter what. I have to stop those boys that are ruining this for all the girls who have a dream to do what they want, and because I hate girl cheerleaders.
Ryou: You what?
Shinko: I hate girl cheerleaders! They always make fun of me because I sit and write fanfics all the time!! So you have to do it for me and for all those people who hate girl cheerleaders!!
Gene: This is Fred's thing all over again.
Shinko: Shut up and do it you fools! You have very little time to get dressed so move it!
All the bishonen: Dammit!
they are all in cheerleader's suits with pom poms 10 mins later
Seto: Oh yeah we rock. (sarcastic)
Gene: I so do love this (really sarcastic)
Ryou: I don't like this.
(turns into Yami B.)
Yami B: I really don't like this.
Sephy: Wanna go destroy the stadium during half time?
Seto: I want to help with that!!
Gene: Count me in!! HAHAHA!!
(They run out onto the field)
Coach: Go!!! YEAH!! These cheerleaders are so much cooler than the last bunch I'll say.
Football player 1: Yeah!!! I can't wait to get my hands on the silver headed girl.
Football player 2: Which one?
Football player 1: I want the taller one because her hair shines.
Football quarterback: Well, I love redheads.
Football player 2: Who's the spunky brunette?
Football player 1: It's gotta be that one chic that digs touchdowns and frankly, I have more on my record than any of the team.
Football players 3, 4, and 5: Hey!!
Sephy: We're gonna kill them when they start to run at us.
Yami B: Yes, I like this plan very well.
Shinko: You guys should cheer! (she's up in the auidence with popcorn and a sprite)
Little Brent Kun: Hey!!! You forgot about me!! (he's chibi and the shortest of all the Bishonen.)
Yami B: Hey, it's our football.
Sephy: Leave him alone.
The football players then start to come over and look at the bishonen, who have turned their backs to the football players.
Football player 1: Hey, silver baby, I love your hair.
(Sephy tingles with excitement from the bloodlust.)
Football player 2: You my brunette girl... wanna have some fun?
(Seto starts to shake)
Football quaterback: Redheads make me hot.
(Gene starts to laugh really girlishly.)
Football player 3: White like snow, mmmmm!! I likey!! I likey!! I want it!!
(Yami B starts to laugh also)
Football players 4 and 5: Hey look at the little one!
(Little Brent Kun starts to do a semi sexy dance and all the other bishonen join him.)
All the Football players: We like!! YEAH!!
Coach: I like this as much as you do!!
All the Bishonen: Well, we have a suprize for you.
(They turn around and cast a spell, throw a Masamune, shoot a caster shell, activate their dueling disk and sends out the BEWD or summon the Man-Eater bug and reveal that all of the cheerleaders are guys.)
All the football players: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! They're all men!!
Shinko: Ack!! You aren't supposed to hurt them like that!!
Coach: This is the sexiest bunch of cheerleaders ever!
Shinko: Coach, stay away from my Bishonen!!
(she summons Bahumut and Bahumut kills the football players and the coach.)
Shinko: That takes care of that.
All the Bishonen: I never want to experience that again!
Shinko: I know. Change out boys, we are going home.
Seto: That's the last time I ever volenteer to go on a field trip.
Sephy: I like when they all died.
Gene: I second that.
Little Brent Kun: Mee tooo!
Shinko: That was sick but fun.