Guilding Harry
Episode 2
A/N: It's been over a year since I wrote the first chapter, but I'm trying to add chapters to everything today so hope you enjoy it! BTW, if you were confused at all, the first chapter is supposed to be like the NBC soap Passions… so's this one because that's the only soap I'll actually watch lol Oh! Bob was based off of Timmy, but -sniff- Timmy died :*( So you can expect a nice new evil Doll!
Bob: Bob doesn't what his princess to be doomed. Bob wants to save everyone!
Ron: Oh Bob, you silly doll. You can't save everyone, they'll just be miserable anyway.
::show moves to Hogwarts since Warlock Island was sooo last year::
Hermione: Ginny, you can't do this to Harry! You're forgetting about his feelings. He doesn't love you!
Ginny: Oh yea? How would you know! You're with Neville.
Hermione: I'm not. I cheated on him with George.
Ginny: What? You used my brother!
Hermione: did not!
Ginny: did too!
Hermione: did not!
Ginny: did too!
Hermione: did not!
Ginny: did too!
Hermione: did not!
Ginny: did too!
Hermione: I did not. I really love George. We decided yesterday that we're getting married right after Draco gets out of the hospital.
Ginny: Draco's in the hospital? Since when? And why?
Hermione: Since now. You broke his heart since you want to be with Harry. He's suffering from brokenheartitis
Ginny: Good. Now I have to break up Harry and Myrtle!
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Myrtle: ::sobs:: Harry you said you loved me!
Harry: Damn, woman! We already went through this. I never said that. I really love Cho, but this evil writer isn't letting her be in this fic, so right now I love Ginny.
DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Ok guys how was that! I'm really uninspired since this is such a corny fic, but hey! I couldn't leave everyone hanging lol and -gasp- Harry said a bad word! Awww!