A/N: No one knows who Charles is? Come on! Does no one go to the movies
these days? It didn't even come out that long
ago!
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"Hello all!" Gimli said cheerfully. Hopping out of the microbus and walking over to the three shocked hobbits.
"Hello Gim." Sam said a little shakily, "If you don't mind me asking, what's with the car?"
With that, the dwarf started laughing, "Well,it's a bit of a long story, but if you guys want to hear it. It all started when I was visiting Aragorn…..
27 minutes later….
"So I said, 'I know a dead moose when I see one, and that is NO dead moose…."
1 hour and 49 minutes later…..
"I swear, it must have been THIS big!"
5 hours and 12 minutes later…..
"So I had kill him."
48 hours later
"And then I traded the van for my 5 ceramic angel lamps."
"Oh." They said.
By the time they got back into the house, everyone was starved from not eating in 2 days, and Gimli insisted on preparing dinner. He pulled out a extremely nasty smelling sack from the back of his car, what was in it, no one was brave enough to ask. So Sam and Frodo sat down on the couch to wait, while Pippin supervised in the kitchen, the two didn't ever notice Gandalf was gone.
(dun dun DUN!!!)
From within the kitchen, Frodo could hear some muffled curses.
"Damn, the zipper on my bag in stuck, Pippin, be helpful and give me a hand.
There was the faint sound of the zipper being unzipped and then…
"OH MY GOSH GIMLI! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!"
"That my boy, is a dead moose!"
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! No, STUPID DWARF, IT'S STILL ALIVE!"
Some very interesting noises filtered into the sitting room and neither Frodo or Sam wanted to go see what was happening.
A few moments later, the crashes from the kitchen subsided and Pippin emerged covered in some sort of purple goo.
"This is what happens when you put a live moose in a duffle bag for 3 weeks. I'm going to go take a shower." He stalked off into the bathroom.
Pippin first retrieved the pair of extra clothes he kept at Bagend and laid then out on his cot in the spare bedroom he used. He then stripped off his goo covered clothes (must not think dirty thoughts, must not think dirty thoughts) and stepped into the adjoining bathroom.
Unnoticed by Pip, a figure then stepped out of the closet in his room and tiptoed giddily over to the bed.
"Mithril!!" Gandalf said rather girlishly, giggling madly, while he grabbed the clothes and scampered out of the bedroom again.
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Thanks for the (real) reviews:
Jera, AdelieGamgee,Willow:
Sam is most definitely hot! You would be surprised at how many people make fun of me because I like him! They say, "You like the fat dude!?!"
Faery872:
"Stupid little bink" I've never heard that one before but I like it!
Channy Hoppy:
I am not surprised in the least that I have scared you! But we all need a little spice in our lives!
Stybba:
I never knew Pippin's pony had a name, but I do now! Next chapter Pippin will have more lines, and we may even see a little MORE of him than usual!
Leesa Tendelan:
I AGREE! Legolas has a grand total of like 10 lines in the whole book! But he's still hot as hell in the movie, I can admit that. Even though I tend to go after the MANLY hobbits, than the pretty-boy elves!
Tree:
Your "Ooookaaay" leaves much to be desired. (get it?..tree…leaves?…no one appreciates my humor!)
ago!
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"Hello all!" Gimli said cheerfully. Hopping out of the microbus and walking over to the three shocked hobbits.
"Hello Gim." Sam said a little shakily, "If you don't mind me asking, what's with the car?"
With that, the dwarf started laughing, "Well,it's a bit of a long story, but if you guys want to hear it. It all started when I was visiting Aragorn…..
27 minutes later….
"So I said, 'I know a dead moose when I see one, and that is NO dead moose…."
1 hour and 49 minutes later…..
"I swear, it must have been THIS big!"
5 hours and 12 minutes later…..
"So I had kill him."
48 hours later
"And then I traded the van for my 5 ceramic angel lamps."
"Oh." They said.
By the time they got back into the house, everyone was starved from not eating in 2 days, and Gimli insisted on preparing dinner. He pulled out a extremely nasty smelling sack from the back of his car, what was in it, no one was brave enough to ask. So Sam and Frodo sat down on the couch to wait, while Pippin supervised in the kitchen, the two didn't ever notice Gandalf was gone.
(dun dun DUN!!!)
From within the kitchen, Frodo could hear some muffled curses.
"Damn, the zipper on my bag in stuck, Pippin, be helpful and give me a hand.
There was the faint sound of the zipper being unzipped and then…
"OH MY GOSH GIMLI! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!"
"That my boy, is a dead moose!"
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! No, STUPID DWARF, IT'S STILL ALIVE!"
Some very interesting noises filtered into the sitting room and neither Frodo or Sam wanted to go see what was happening.
A few moments later, the crashes from the kitchen subsided and Pippin emerged covered in some sort of purple goo.
"This is what happens when you put a live moose in a duffle bag for 3 weeks. I'm going to go take a shower." He stalked off into the bathroom.
Pippin first retrieved the pair of extra clothes he kept at Bagend and laid then out on his cot in the spare bedroom he used. He then stripped off his goo covered clothes (must not think dirty thoughts, must not think dirty thoughts) and stepped into the adjoining bathroom.
Unnoticed by Pip, a figure then stepped out of the closet in his room and tiptoed giddily over to the bed.
"Mithril!!" Gandalf said rather girlishly, giggling madly, while he grabbed the clothes and scampered out of the bedroom again.
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Thanks for the (real) reviews:
Jera, AdelieGamgee,Willow:
Sam is most definitely hot! You would be surprised at how many people make fun of me because I like him! They say, "You like the fat dude!?!"
Faery872:
"Stupid little bink" I've never heard that one before but I like it!
Channy Hoppy:
I am not surprised in the least that I have scared you! But we all need a little spice in our lives!
Stybba:
I never knew Pippin's pony had a name, but I do now! Next chapter Pippin will have more lines, and we may even see a little MORE of him than usual!
Leesa Tendelan:
I AGREE! Legolas has a grand total of like 10 lines in the whole book! But he's still hot as hell in the movie, I can admit that. Even though I tend to go after the MANLY hobbits, than the pretty-boy elves!
Tree:
Your "Ooookaaay" leaves much to be desired. (get it?..tree…leaves?…no one appreciates my humor!)