AN: I must say that I am A LITTLE disappointed that no one knew who Charles was. Personwhothinkssheknowswhocharlesis, sorry, close but no cigar, Wilson is the volleyball, but you now have my everlasting love because at least you guessed. Charles is actually the guy in the wheelchair in X-man, as some of us may know (maybe just me!) our good friend Sir Ian, who plays Gandalf, also plays Magneto, Charles' nemesis. This was a lot funnier in my head!
I know it took a long time for this chapter but my computer had a virus! (thanks to my sister and her damn Hanson wallpaper downloads!)
"Dinner's ready!" Gimli shouted from the kitchen, Frodo and Sam made no movement.
"Hello?!?!" Gimli yelled again.
*Crickets chirping*
Slowly, Sam turned to Frodo, and asked "Would you happen to have any ketchup?" eyeing the door rather frightfully.
"There isn't enough ketchup in the world Sam, not in the whole world."
A crash then sounded from inside the kitchen. "There seems to be many crashes coming from the kitchen, these days, Sam. Do you think the author is having a creative writing block?"
"What?"
"Nevermind."
Then, out burst into the living room a very happy Gandalf, dressed in extremely too small hobbit clothes, with a pair of little hobbit boxers on his head.
He pranced around for a moment, singing that song that played when we see Gandalf on top of the tower in Isengard, with the moth. The real shocker was that he could actually get his voice to go that high.
He stopped suddenly and then ran out of the house waving his staff and yelling about giant birds and the end of the world.
Sam looked a very un-surprised. "Should we follow him-"
"No."
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A soaking wet Pippin stared down at the empty cot in front of him. He thought himself an intelligent hobbit, but try as he might, he couldn't figure out how his clothes could disappear like that. Pip' was now faced with two options. He could sprint across the hall to Frodo's room and put on some of his clothes, then explain to his reasonable friend what happened and that would be that. OR he could climb out the window and run the quarter mile to his hobbit hole, in the nude mind you, and get clothes from there.
Ultimately, stupidity was victorious.
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Legolas Greenleaf rode quietly down the rode, blushing shyly at the adoring stares the hobbit-women were shooting him. Legolas knew those stares, he had gotten then a lot in the past few months, in fact, there has been many insane girls, whom he had never seen before, suddenly popping up all over Middle Earth, raving about how he had to be madly in love with her because......this was HER fic, or something like that.
The fan girls had broken him, he would probably never marry, because he now had a horrible phobia of all PSHYCOTIC RABID LEGOLAS WORSHIPPERS!!!!
Suddenly, he saw something move in the bushes a few yards in front of his horse! Then a STARK naked hobbit ran across the road!
"hmmmmm....." he thought to himself. "I've seen that butt somewhere before..."
He then shrugged, clucked to his horse, and flicked his hair over one shoulder, causing all the fan-girls who had been watching him in a clump of trees swoon and faint.
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Please do not be mad at me for that uncalled for Legolas-worshipper-bashing. I admit I am one too, on a smaller scale, I prefer to adore hobbits. But my sister (lady mudpie) is one on a MUCH larger scale and if you want a really good quasi-marysue/Legolas fic, she's the girl for you!
I take great effort in making sure I write back to all of the reviewers because I think it's soooo cool when people do that for me! So if I forgot to write you back, just yell at me and I wont forget ever again!
Amanda: Congratulations! You are the first person to ever write LMAO to me! Thank you!
Jera: AHHHHHHHH!!!! You came back....You read and reviewed my new chapter! I LOVE YOU!
LittleRat: Yes, trying to eat moose is definatly a bad idea and I speak from experience. (grimace)
Sam: There was something about Sam's extreme loyalty to Frodo that makes me both attracted to him and also makes me get this slightly fruity vibe from him.
Eryniell: Pippin is very silly, that's what makes his so cute!
Nevrodiel: Your right, I can't think of anyone else who thinks the Nazgul are HOT, but they are SEXY in that dark, mysterious way!
Reina Gamgee: Yes! Death to Rosie! Promise me that if you ever (although it's impossible because she's not real) meet her, you will kick her in the shin or something for me before you strangle her!(I'll do the same for you!)
I know it took a long time for this chapter but my computer had a virus! (thanks to my sister and her damn Hanson wallpaper downloads!)
"Dinner's ready!" Gimli shouted from the kitchen, Frodo and Sam made no movement.
"Hello?!?!" Gimli yelled again.
*Crickets chirping*
Slowly, Sam turned to Frodo, and asked "Would you happen to have any ketchup?" eyeing the door rather frightfully.
"There isn't enough ketchup in the world Sam, not in the whole world."
A crash then sounded from inside the kitchen. "There seems to be many crashes coming from the kitchen, these days, Sam. Do you think the author is having a creative writing block?"
"What?"
"Nevermind."
Then, out burst into the living room a very happy Gandalf, dressed in extremely too small hobbit clothes, with a pair of little hobbit boxers on his head.
He pranced around for a moment, singing that song that played when we see Gandalf on top of the tower in Isengard, with the moth. The real shocker was that he could actually get his voice to go that high.
He stopped suddenly and then ran out of the house waving his staff and yelling about giant birds and the end of the world.
Sam looked a very un-surprised. "Should we follow him-"
"No."
*********
A soaking wet Pippin stared down at the empty cot in front of him. He thought himself an intelligent hobbit, but try as he might, he couldn't figure out how his clothes could disappear like that. Pip' was now faced with two options. He could sprint across the hall to Frodo's room and put on some of his clothes, then explain to his reasonable friend what happened and that would be that. OR he could climb out the window and run the quarter mile to his hobbit hole, in the nude mind you, and get clothes from there.
Ultimately, stupidity was victorious.
*********
Legolas Greenleaf rode quietly down the rode, blushing shyly at the adoring stares the hobbit-women were shooting him. Legolas knew those stares, he had gotten then a lot in the past few months, in fact, there has been many insane girls, whom he had never seen before, suddenly popping up all over Middle Earth, raving about how he had to be madly in love with her because......this was HER fic, or something like that.
The fan girls had broken him, he would probably never marry, because he now had a horrible phobia of all PSHYCOTIC RABID LEGOLAS WORSHIPPERS!!!!
Suddenly, he saw something move in the bushes a few yards in front of his horse! Then a STARK naked hobbit ran across the road!
"hmmmmm....." he thought to himself. "I've seen that butt somewhere before..."
He then shrugged, clucked to his horse, and flicked his hair over one shoulder, causing all the fan-girls who had been watching him in a clump of trees swoon and faint.
*****************
Please do not be mad at me for that uncalled for Legolas-worshipper-bashing. I admit I am one too, on a smaller scale, I prefer to adore hobbits. But my sister (lady mudpie) is one on a MUCH larger scale and if you want a really good quasi-marysue/Legolas fic, she's the girl for you!
I take great effort in making sure I write back to all of the reviewers because I think it's soooo cool when people do that for me! So if I forgot to write you back, just yell at me and I wont forget ever again!
Amanda: Congratulations! You are the first person to ever write LMAO to me! Thank you!
Jera: AHHHHHHHH!!!! You came back....You read and reviewed my new chapter! I LOVE YOU!
LittleRat: Yes, trying to eat moose is definatly a bad idea and I speak from experience. (grimace)
Sam: There was something about Sam's extreme loyalty to Frodo that makes me both attracted to him and also makes me get this slightly fruity vibe from him.
Eryniell: Pippin is very silly, that's what makes his so cute!
Nevrodiel: Your right, I can't think of anyone else who thinks the Nazgul are HOT, but they are SEXY in that dark, mysterious way!
Reina Gamgee: Yes! Death to Rosie! Promise me that if you ever (although it's impossible because she's not real) meet her, you will kick her in the shin or something for me before you strangle her!(I'll do the same for you!)