A.N: Guess what!!! I went and saw LotR for the 6th (count 'em 6) time last
Monday! And no, I did not get kicked out of the theater like I did my 5th,
but me and my friends did get quite a few middle fingers. The really sad
thing is, that the movie isn't playing in our theater anymore, so we drove
an hour to get to a theater that did.
This chapter has taken longer than any other to put out, but I have a good reason.
I'm lazy.
'That was Legolas!' Pippin thought wildly to himself as he sprinted across the road. 'Oh well, it's not the first time he's seen me in the nude.'
Pippin was close now, only about a block away from his house, and once he was there he could get dressed and-
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND WALK SLOWLY TOWARD THE VEHICLE!"
Pippin looked frightenedly at the cop and complied.
"ON SECOND THOUGHT," the policeman said, "PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND WALK SLOWLY TOWARD THE VEHICLE.
*************
"He ruined my moose-roast!" Gimli shrieked, all the while sobbing. Apparently, Gandalf had done a little more than just sing and dance while in the kitchen, and it had involved a food processor and Gilmi's………ummmm…………moose……………thingy.
"It's ok Gim" Sam tried to assure him."We'll just order a pizza, and if it's not here in 30 minutes, we'll let you kill the delivery boy!"
Gimli's mood brightened considerably after hearing this!
Pippin sighed to himself as he drove through Hobbiton. This has just not been his day. First he thing with the moose, then his clothes went missing, and now….well….Pippin learned that day that indecent exposure was against the law.
"Damn, there go my plans for the weekend."
For anyone out there who has ever been put in the back of a cop car naked, you know those plastic seats chaff like a bitch.
6 months earlier in the Kingdom of Gondor:
"Hey Aragorn." Arwen said to the back of her husband as he stared into the fire.
No response.
"Strider?"
Silence.
"Dunadan?"
Nothing.
"Hey scruffy-looking."
Aragorn jumped slightly like he had just been snuck up on and said, "Yes, my wonderful wife."
"We need to talk."
"Whatever about?"
"I'm leaving you."
"What…W-what? Why?"
"I'm leaving you for another man."
"Who the hell?"
"Harry, the gateman from Bree."
"Well, Arwen, if that's what you really want then I guess….Wait, isn't he dead?!?!?!"
"Well, sorta but well…….."
"You can't be serious, this is like Eyes Wide Shut all over again!!!"
Aragorn couldn't take it anymore, he ran from the house, jumped on his horse and rode off into the sunset.
That was the pathetic chapter 5…YEA! Well I'm tired and lazy so that's all for now!
Reviewers:
Adelie gamgee: We should start a Rosie haters club!
ZERO bahumut: That he does.
Lady mudpie: Your in denial.
This chapter has taken longer than any other to put out, but I have a good reason.
I'm lazy.
'That was Legolas!' Pippin thought wildly to himself as he sprinted across the road. 'Oh well, it's not the first time he's seen me in the nude.'
Pippin was close now, only about a block away from his house, and once he was there he could get dressed and-
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND WALK SLOWLY TOWARD THE VEHICLE!"
Pippin looked frightenedly at the cop and complied.
"ON SECOND THOUGHT," the policeman said, "PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND WALK SLOWLY TOWARD THE VEHICLE.
*************
"He ruined my moose-roast!" Gimli shrieked, all the while sobbing. Apparently, Gandalf had done a little more than just sing and dance while in the kitchen, and it had involved a food processor and Gilmi's………ummmm…………moose……………thingy.
"It's ok Gim" Sam tried to assure him."We'll just order a pizza, and if it's not here in 30 minutes, we'll let you kill the delivery boy!"
Gimli's mood brightened considerably after hearing this!
Pippin sighed to himself as he drove through Hobbiton. This has just not been his day. First he thing with the moose, then his clothes went missing, and now….well….Pippin learned that day that indecent exposure was against the law.
"Damn, there go my plans for the weekend."
For anyone out there who has ever been put in the back of a cop car naked, you know those plastic seats chaff like a bitch.
6 months earlier in the Kingdom of Gondor:
"Hey Aragorn." Arwen said to the back of her husband as he stared into the fire.
No response.
"Strider?"
Silence.
"Dunadan?"
Nothing.
"Hey scruffy-looking."
Aragorn jumped slightly like he had just been snuck up on and said, "Yes, my wonderful wife."
"We need to talk."
"Whatever about?"
"I'm leaving you."
"What…W-what? Why?"
"I'm leaving you for another man."
"Who the hell?"
"Harry, the gateman from Bree."
"Well, Arwen, if that's what you really want then I guess….Wait, isn't he dead?!?!?!"
"Well, sorta but well…….."
"You can't be serious, this is like Eyes Wide Shut all over again!!!"
Aragorn couldn't take it anymore, he ran from the house, jumped on his horse and rode off into the sunset.
That was the pathetic chapter 5…YEA! Well I'm tired and lazy so that's all for now!
Reviewers:
Adelie gamgee: We should start a Rosie haters club!
ZERO bahumut: That he does.
Lady mudpie: Your in denial.