A.N: WHOO HOO!! New chapter! I wrote this one in Algebra class, that's
probably why it's so weird. Yes, yes, it has taken my forever to update but
I promise that eventually this fic will be finished, just keep checking
every once in a while!
29 minutes and 54 seconds before the half hour for the pizza delivery time lapses….
DING DONG!!!!
"No!!! The pizza is here!" Gimli looked devastated.
"I'm sorry Gim." Frodo said getting up to answer the door while Sam patted the forlorn dwarfs back.
Frodo pulled out $9.99 worth of hobbit money and opened the door.
"OH MY ULCER!" He suddenly yelled, for standing in front of him was a very shabby looking Aragorn, in an extremely too small, hobbit sized Hungry Howie's uniform.
After 3 hours of heavy drinking Sam, Frodo, and Gandalf(who had put down the pipe for the time being) finally got the full story out of Aragorn. Including the part about Arwen and her new necrofeliac tendencies.
"That was a….well…a really disturbing and almost entirely improbable story, Strider. Are you sure she ran off with Harry?" Gimli asked.
"Yes."
"ewwwww….he was pretty flat the last time we saw him, being run over by 4 of those dark and sexy nazgul." Sam stated.
"WHAT!?!?!?"
"Nevermind."
RING RING RING!!!
Frodo picked up the phone a little cautiously and the 3 others watched as his face turned white as he listened to the voice on the other end of the line.(imagine the really annoying voice from Charlie Brown whenever an adult speaks)
"Does anyone have $300."
Frodo, Sam, Gimli and Aragorn all piled into Gimli's microbus and drove to the police station to bail out Pippin. Since the passenger seat was filled with clutter and the 2 hobbits were wary of anything in the bus to begin with, they and Aragorn sat in the back while Gimli drove and the mystery of how he could reach the petal remained unsolved.
(A.N.: This next section is for Jera, who guessed that I was going to put this part in here.)
Legolas rode quietly down the rode, going slowly because it was such a beautiful evening. He let his mind wander back to the day a year ago….
Flashback:
Legolas was…..what's a good, tasteful term….antsy. Ever sinse he had returned from Mordor, he had been, Yes, he was a hero among his people and everyone respected him but….he wasn't getting any. It was sorta pathetic, well, really pathetic. Somehow all the hobbits were getting all of the elf- maiden's attentions. They fawned over them night and day, about how cute and adorable and brave they were. So there sat the handsome, talented, courageous PRINCE, getting NO ass whatsoever. It's sad to even think about, really, and-
"Dammit Glitterglue, get the hell on with it!" Legolas yelled.
Oh, sorry…anyway.
But Legolas had a plan. He would walk down the hall were all the single girls slept, and consecutively open up every door, in hopes that there would be at least ONE maiden in the process of changing behind them as he burst in. He did this for an hour, shouting out "Opps, sorry!" every time, but alas, each room was empty.
"Where could they all be?" He wondered aloud?
Then, a light bulb appeared on top if his head. (Well, it was more like one of those little, christmas light bulbs, because it should have been obvious to him from the beginning.)
"THE UNISEX BATHROOM!"
I think it best to stop right here for now, before things get really mucked up.
Reviewers:
Jera: I love you, you always review. You'll just have to see if a naked Sam pops up!
Pippin: A nude hobbit is always a great thing!
Jo-chan: We hate Rosie because, even though we don't really know her, she has Sam, and that's something none of us will ever have. I'm feel fine hating her, she has Sam, and that MORE than cancels out our hate!!!! LOL, I know that "you were paying me" part was a little mean, but I couldn't help myself!
Anjerla: "Whoa" is the only one really can describe Sam.
Faery872: I'm glad you like the fic so much! Yes, you review, you get mentioned!!!
29 minutes and 54 seconds before the half hour for the pizza delivery time lapses….
DING DONG!!!!
"No!!! The pizza is here!" Gimli looked devastated.
"I'm sorry Gim." Frodo said getting up to answer the door while Sam patted the forlorn dwarfs back.
Frodo pulled out $9.99 worth of hobbit money and opened the door.
"OH MY ULCER!" He suddenly yelled, for standing in front of him was a very shabby looking Aragorn, in an extremely too small, hobbit sized Hungry Howie's uniform.
After 3 hours of heavy drinking Sam, Frodo, and Gandalf(who had put down the pipe for the time being) finally got the full story out of Aragorn. Including the part about Arwen and her new necrofeliac tendencies.
"That was a….well…a really disturbing and almost entirely improbable story, Strider. Are you sure she ran off with Harry?" Gimli asked.
"Yes."
"ewwwww….he was pretty flat the last time we saw him, being run over by 4 of those dark and sexy nazgul." Sam stated.
"WHAT!?!?!?"
"Nevermind."
RING RING RING!!!
Frodo picked up the phone a little cautiously and the 3 others watched as his face turned white as he listened to the voice on the other end of the line.(imagine the really annoying voice from Charlie Brown whenever an adult speaks)
"Does anyone have $300."
Frodo, Sam, Gimli and Aragorn all piled into Gimli's microbus and drove to the police station to bail out Pippin. Since the passenger seat was filled with clutter and the 2 hobbits were wary of anything in the bus to begin with, they and Aragorn sat in the back while Gimli drove and the mystery of how he could reach the petal remained unsolved.
(A.N.: This next section is for Jera, who guessed that I was going to put this part in here.)
Legolas rode quietly down the rode, going slowly because it was such a beautiful evening. He let his mind wander back to the day a year ago….
Flashback:
Legolas was…..what's a good, tasteful term….antsy. Ever sinse he had returned from Mordor, he had been, Yes, he was a hero among his people and everyone respected him but….he wasn't getting any. It was sorta pathetic, well, really pathetic. Somehow all the hobbits were getting all of the elf- maiden's attentions. They fawned over them night and day, about how cute and adorable and brave they were. So there sat the handsome, talented, courageous PRINCE, getting NO ass whatsoever. It's sad to even think about, really, and-
"Dammit Glitterglue, get the hell on with it!" Legolas yelled.
Oh, sorry…anyway.
But Legolas had a plan. He would walk down the hall were all the single girls slept, and consecutively open up every door, in hopes that there would be at least ONE maiden in the process of changing behind them as he burst in. He did this for an hour, shouting out "Opps, sorry!" every time, but alas, each room was empty.
"Where could they all be?" He wondered aloud?
Then, a light bulb appeared on top if his head. (Well, it was more like one of those little, christmas light bulbs, because it should have been obvious to him from the beginning.)
"THE UNISEX BATHROOM!"
I think it best to stop right here for now, before things get really mucked up.
Reviewers:
Jera: I love you, you always review. You'll just have to see if a naked Sam pops up!
Pippin: A nude hobbit is always a great thing!
Jo-chan: We hate Rosie because, even though we don't really know her, she has Sam, and that's something none of us will ever have. I'm feel fine hating her, she has Sam, and that MORE than cancels out our hate!!!! LOL, I know that "you were paying me" part was a little mean, but I couldn't help myself!
Anjerla: "Whoa" is the only one really can describe Sam.
Faery872: I'm glad you like the fic so much! Yes, you review, you get mentioned!!!