A.N: Chapter 7 has arrived after a looong time. The wait is because I had
to seriously(( as If I could)consider how to finish the story and if a
naked Sam is going to be in the picture anywhere. Sorry, but it just might
not happen.(dodges the numerous daggers being glared at me) If I can't fit
nude Sam in somewhere, I'll write a fic after this one is finished with
nothing BUT naked hobbits(and it'll only be rated PG too!)
The microbus drove down the road, hitting every pothole possible, at insanely fast speeds. Gimli it seems, did not hold the hobbit speed limits in high regard.
In the back seat, in between potholes when they were thrown up and hit they're heads on the roof, Sam, Frodo, and Aragorn found several interesting items.
7 cases of malt beer, red meat, and quite a few dirty dwarf magazines.(none of them were brave enough to look inside these, not wanting to know what a female dwarf looked like, much less a nude one.)
Frodo hadn't wanted to leave Gandalf alone at his house. Not after the fiasco with the food processor, and the flower nursery, and when he came out of the bathroom wearing Pippin clothes, which probably has SOMETHING to do with why they were on the way to bail him out, but the wizard had insisted.
He seemed okay, had almost completely stopped twitching and yelling,"Saruman?…Dooku?..I'm so confused!!" at inopportune moments.
(meanwhile in jail)
Pippin stared at his cell mate, trying to ignore how freaking cold he was.
"So…" He said slowly, "What are ya in for?"
"Ehh…impersonating a dead man." He answered.
(meanwhile meanwhile in Legolas' memory)
The idea was full proof, he would put on a towel, and let down his hair so the ladies would not recognize him, they may even think he was a girl too.
(A.N: Oh come on! I can't be the only one who looked at him while watching the movie and thought, 'He looks frighteningly girlie.')
Anyway, he was just entering the showers when he got an eyeful.
A BAD eyeful.
A HOBBIT eyeful.
Yes, all of the girl elves were in there also, but……….
All he saw was hobbit butt!!!
Suddenly, Pippin responded to something a maiden said and turned completely around.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas screamed as he got another, worse (at least in his opinion) eyeful.
He dropped his towel in shock and ran back to his rooms, bringing the number to people streaking in this story to: 2
A.N: Sorry, I couldn't resist that Dooku comment. Ok, here's all of you readers who have actually kept with this story chance to redeem yourselves since none of you knew who Charles was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY back in Chapter 2.
Who is Pippin cell mate? Hmmmmm? And how did he get there? No really, how did he get there?.I can't think of how.
Reviewers:
Xandra the blue: we all get a little out of hand when comes to the ugly short nasty whore……errrmm……Rosie Cotton.
Jera: I know I always say this but….I LOVE YOU! This is the first chapter fic I've written and you just keep coming back! No sorry, no Bubba Hobbit, but that is a good idea that you should work on!!!
5 minutes with Sam? I can think of a lot to do in 30 seconds………ok, I'm stopping right there.
Faery872: I try I try, I'm your hero, awwwww thank you! You saw it 9 times??? I only saw it 7….pout. They tried to give me sedatives, but then all I could write was Legolas/Mary-sue fics, and who wants those?? I hope this fic is just as unforgivable as unforgettable, even more so!
The microbus drove down the road, hitting every pothole possible, at insanely fast speeds. Gimli it seems, did not hold the hobbit speed limits in high regard.
In the back seat, in between potholes when they were thrown up and hit they're heads on the roof, Sam, Frodo, and Aragorn found several interesting items.
7 cases of malt beer, red meat, and quite a few dirty dwarf magazines.(none of them were brave enough to look inside these, not wanting to know what a female dwarf looked like, much less a nude one.)
Frodo hadn't wanted to leave Gandalf alone at his house. Not after the fiasco with the food processor, and the flower nursery, and when he came out of the bathroom wearing Pippin clothes, which probably has SOMETHING to do with why they were on the way to bail him out, but the wizard had insisted.
He seemed okay, had almost completely stopped twitching and yelling,"Saruman?…Dooku?..I'm so confused!!" at inopportune moments.
(meanwhile in jail)
Pippin stared at his cell mate, trying to ignore how freaking cold he was.
"So…" He said slowly, "What are ya in for?"
"Ehh…impersonating a dead man." He answered.
(meanwhile meanwhile in Legolas' memory)
The idea was full proof, he would put on a towel, and let down his hair so the ladies would not recognize him, they may even think he was a girl too.
(A.N: Oh come on! I can't be the only one who looked at him while watching the movie and thought, 'He looks frighteningly girlie.')
Anyway, he was just entering the showers when he got an eyeful.
A BAD eyeful.
A HOBBIT eyeful.
Yes, all of the girl elves were in there also, but……….
All he saw was hobbit butt!!!
Suddenly, Pippin responded to something a maiden said and turned completely around.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas screamed as he got another, worse (at least in his opinion) eyeful.
He dropped his towel in shock and ran back to his rooms, bringing the number to people streaking in this story to: 2
A.N: Sorry, I couldn't resist that Dooku comment. Ok, here's all of you readers who have actually kept with this story chance to redeem yourselves since none of you knew who Charles was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY back in Chapter 2.
Who is Pippin cell mate? Hmmmmm? And how did he get there? No really, how did he get there?.I can't think of how.
Reviewers:
Xandra the blue: we all get a little out of hand when comes to the ugly short nasty whore……errrmm……Rosie Cotton.
Jera: I know I always say this but….I LOVE YOU! This is the first chapter fic I've written and you just keep coming back! No sorry, no Bubba Hobbit, but that is a good idea that you should work on!!!
5 minutes with Sam? I can think of a lot to do in 30 seconds………ok, I'm stopping right there.
Faery872: I try I try, I'm your hero, awwwww thank you! You saw it 9 times??? I only saw it 7….pout. They tried to give me sedatives, but then all I could write was Legolas/Mary-sue fics, and who wants those?? I hope this fic is just as unforgivable as unforgettable, even more so!