A/N: Hey, I'm not dead! I'm posting a new chapter! I bet no one is going to
read this, everyone has forgotten about my story because it takes so damn
long in between chapters. BUT OH WELL! I promised I would finish and finish
I shall, but not in this chapter..
The bright pink micro-bus squealed to a halt in front of Bag End, and everyone piled out and went inside. They were all ready to put this experience behind them and ever more ready for Pippin to put on some clothes. As they entered Pippin could be heard mumbling about a paper cut on his tush. It seems Marcie the cop had tried to slip her number into his back pocket while he was still pantsless.
Sam and Frodo ploped down on the couch and turned on the spice channel(Sam watched it cause he's a male, and Frodo for the 'plots'), Aragorn to shave again(he grows stubble in 8 minutes), Gimli opened a beer, and Pippin went to use the restroom.
Just then Gimli started yelling. But Gimli is always yelling so no cared, or was even listening. Sam and Frodo just continued watching tv, and everyone else doing their prospective activities, at least until they heard a fimilar voice say:
"GimliGimli, calm down! It's me Legolas!" at that the two lazy-couch-potato- porn-watching-hobbits jumped up to greet their friend.
"Legolas!" cried Sam, "I'm so relived to see you!" And Sam was, at least Legolas wasn't an alcolholic dwarf, a incapacitated wizard, a gay hobbit, a nude hobbit, or an amazingly canine resembling King.
They hugged, in a very manly way, and went back to the living room to catch up. Frodo was soon to caught up the the marvalous storyline and screenplay of the porno, so wasn't a part of the conversation at all and Gimli joined Frodo infront of the tv, because he is a blatant pervert. Aragorn, came in a few moments later.
"Legolas!" he exclaimed,as they hugged"It's wonderful to see you old friend!"
"You too, Aragorn!" said Legolas, who was then busy whiping blood from his cheek, as Aragorn's amazing stubble was already growing and had scratched our poor elfin friend.
Right then Pippin came out, still nude mind you, as he had decided that made him feel very free and at one with himself. The fangirl watching through window didn't mind, but everyone else did. Except Legolas, he was used to it by now.
"You know, Frodo," Legolas started,after the akward silence from Pippin bare entrance had gone on for a bit too long, "I've been wondering, where the hell is Merry, he hasn't been in this story at all yet?"
"Yeah," Pippin said, "Where IS Merry?"
Meanwhile in the back of the van...
He thought it had been a great idea to sneak into Gimli's van, that way he could surprise everyone that he was back. Pippin obviously hadn't recognized him, but..well, Pippin made up for being a moron with his cuteness. So he had slipped out of the jail cell and into the micro-bus while no one was looking.
But alas, on the way back to Bag End, Gimli decided once again to hit every pothole possible, and our stow away, hit his head on the ceiling of the vehicle, and suffered from an instant concusion, and he was still laying, passed out there, as we speak.
A/N: Wow, that was a pretty pointless and not very funny chapter, but I had to just get the Merry storyline started. So, where has Merry been? (No, I didn't just forget about him.) And, we still don't know who it is in the van!
Reviewers:
Faery872: Ooooo, I went to a Bright Eyes concert a few weeks ago, and it was all I could do to hold myself back and not rape Conor right there..
Marciepants: I shouldn't even be talking to you! Where are your stories? Hmmmm.??? And you tell Fleabag to review or I'll slash her tires or something. You too, I'll slash your tires too, that's an actual threat now, finally!
The bright pink micro-bus squealed to a halt in front of Bag End, and everyone piled out and went inside. They were all ready to put this experience behind them and ever more ready for Pippin to put on some clothes. As they entered Pippin could be heard mumbling about a paper cut on his tush. It seems Marcie the cop had tried to slip her number into his back pocket while he was still pantsless.
Sam and Frodo ploped down on the couch and turned on the spice channel(Sam watched it cause he's a male, and Frodo for the 'plots'), Aragorn to shave again(he grows stubble in 8 minutes), Gimli opened a beer, and Pippin went to use the restroom.
Just then Gimli started yelling. But Gimli is always yelling so no cared, or was even listening. Sam and Frodo just continued watching tv, and everyone else doing their prospective activities, at least until they heard a fimilar voice say:
"GimliGimli, calm down! It's me Legolas!" at that the two lazy-couch-potato- porn-watching-hobbits jumped up to greet their friend.
"Legolas!" cried Sam, "I'm so relived to see you!" And Sam was, at least Legolas wasn't an alcolholic dwarf, a incapacitated wizard, a gay hobbit, a nude hobbit, or an amazingly canine resembling King.
They hugged, in a very manly way, and went back to the living room to catch up. Frodo was soon to caught up the the marvalous storyline and screenplay of the porno, so wasn't a part of the conversation at all and Gimli joined Frodo infront of the tv, because he is a blatant pervert. Aragorn, came in a few moments later.
"Legolas!" he exclaimed,as they hugged"It's wonderful to see you old friend!"
"You too, Aragorn!" said Legolas, who was then busy whiping blood from his cheek, as Aragorn's amazing stubble was already growing and had scratched our poor elfin friend.
Right then Pippin came out, still nude mind you, as he had decided that made him feel very free and at one with himself. The fangirl watching through window didn't mind, but everyone else did. Except Legolas, he was used to it by now.
"You know, Frodo," Legolas started,after the akward silence from Pippin bare entrance had gone on for a bit too long, "I've been wondering, where the hell is Merry, he hasn't been in this story at all yet?"
"Yeah," Pippin said, "Where IS Merry?"
Meanwhile in the back of the van...
He thought it had been a great idea to sneak into Gimli's van, that way he could surprise everyone that he was back. Pippin obviously hadn't recognized him, but..well, Pippin made up for being a moron with his cuteness. So he had slipped out of the jail cell and into the micro-bus while no one was looking.
But alas, on the way back to Bag End, Gimli decided once again to hit every pothole possible, and our stow away, hit his head on the ceiling of the vehicle, and suffered from an instant concusion, and he was still laying, passed out there, as we speak.
A/N: Wow, that was a pretty pointless and not very funny chapter, but I had to just get the Merry storyline started. So, where has Merry been? (No, I didn't just forget about him.) And, we still don't know who it is in the van!
Reviewers:
Faery872: Ooooo, I went to a Bright Eyes concert a few weeks ago, and it was all I could do to hold myself back and not rape Conor right there..
Marciepants: I shouldn't even be talking to you! Where are your stories? Hmmmm.??? And you tell Fleabag to review or I'll slash her tires or something. You too, I'll slash your tires too, that's an actual threat now, finally!