Garet: She don't own it.
Ivan: So don't ask.
Isaac: ::holds up sign that says "Resistance is Futile"::
Chapter 4: Sheba Kitty
After storming out on Jenna,
Isaac calmed down considerably.
"Who wants a stupid kitty
anyway?" he muttered.
It was about that moment
that he heard a commotion from the back. It was a combination of snarling,
something being knocked over, and someone yelling. "OwowowowowowowowOW!"
Thinking that someone was
being attacked, Isaac ran around the house...
To find Felix, nursing several
scratches on his hand, and a kitty sitting on the ground, calmly licking
one paw. This kitty was white like Mia kitty, but had big green eyes and
poofy blonde hair. She was wearing a purple sweater.
"A Sheba Kitty," Isaac couldn't
help but stare. "Now I've seen everything..."
"Oh, hey, Isaac," Felix
greeted him, wrapping his bleeding hand with an extra bandage he had fished
out of one of his many pockets. "What's up?"
"You have a Sheba Kitty,"
Isaac pointed out.
"Yeah, cute, isn't she?"
Felix's eyes got slightly misty. "This little old man came up to me the
other day and said-"
"This is what you've been
looking for and gave you a cat carrier with Sheba Kitty inside," Isaac
answered.
"Wow, how'd you know?" Felix
asked, tying off the bandage. "Oh, you must of talked to my sister. She
got an Alex Kitty at the same time I got my Sheba Kitty. My kitty is much
cuter, wouldn't you agree?"
Felix reached down to stroke
Sheba Kitty between the ears. The kitten started purring and gnawing on
his thumb.
"Oh, how sweet," he cooed.
"You're just the sweetest thing ever! Yes you are! You are!"
"I think I'm going to be sick," Isaac muttered. "Felix, do you think
Sheba might have a Felix Kitty?"
"Maybe," Felix shrugged,
still petting Sheba Kitty despite the wounds she was inflicting. "Why?"
"Well, Mia has a Garet Kitty,
and Garet has a Mia Kitty, and-" "This can only mean one thing!" Felix
looked up, eyes shining. "Sheba and I are destined to be together, because
she has a Felix Kitty!"
"Yeah, that was Garet's
theory, too," Isaac looked down at Sheba Kitty, who had abandoned Felix's
hand to chase her tail. Felix scooped her up. "Wait! Don't go yet, I'll
go over there and check."
"Thanks, Isaac," Felix grinned.
"You're a real pal."
And his attention immediatly
turned back to Sheba Kitty. "Oh, you're just the cutest thing in all of
Angora! Yes you
ARE!"
Isaac turned and set off
to Sheba's house at a jog before he decorated the landscape with his lunch.
Poor Isaac! He's still left out! R&R, please!
Isaac: ::holds up sign that says "World Domination is Evident"::
What are you doing?
Isaac: ::holds up sign that says "Instigate Revolution!"::