Hi, everyone! The story is almost over (thank goodness, I ran out of
kitties!) so enjoy!
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "I would like to thank-"
::takes away his sign and hits him with it:: Not YET! There's still
two more chapters! Anywho, to answer a question fro a review, yes. This
has all been in one day. Enjoy.
Chapter 12: Feizhi Kitty
*That's it,* Isaac had stopped even TRYING to get to his house.
Now he was just wandering aimlessly around Vale. *I'm doomed to be alone
for forever. Even AGATIO, who is scary beyond all reason, has a freakin'
kitty. That's depressing.*
"Hey, Isaac!"
He turned around. Great. It was Picard. He didn't want to talk
to Picard at the moment.
Oh well.
"Hi Picard," he attempted to sound cheerful. For being really
super old, Picard had some trouble noticing when people sounded fake.
"What's going on?"
"Is it just me, or does everyone have a kitty?" the Lemurian
asked.
"We're the only ones without one, apparently," Isaac said
glumly. "I mean, even IVAN has a kitty. Sure, he found it instead of
being given it by some crazy old man, and it's a PIcard kitty, but it's
the principle of the matter."
"Ivan has a Me Kitty?" Picard raised one eyebrow.
"He's not supposed to have one," Isaac said quickly. "He found
it, you see. It was in pretty bad shape, too."
"Oh, good," Picard let out a sigh of relief. "Don't scare me
like that."
"Ivan doesn't have a kitty anymore."
Picard and Isaac both turned around. Isaac wouldn't have been
surprised by anything anymore. It was Kraden, holding something behind
his back. "In fact, no one in Vale will be receiving a Picard Kitty."
"Kraden?" Isaac suddenly realized what was going on. "You did
it! You've been driving everyone to insanity with these stupid kitties!
I KNEW it was a conspiracy!"
"Yes, the Angoran Kitty Conspiracy," the old man nodded sagely.
"Why, though?" Picard asked.
"To keep peace, of course," Kraden said wisely. "The people who
receive kitties will be so wrapped up in their significant other and
their kitties that they won't have time to cause trouble or plan for
World domination. It's simple, very simple in fact, but brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant."
"Oh," Picard and Isaac said in unison, still not really
understanding Kraden.
"Here, Isaac," Kraden brought forward a lilac cat carrier. "I
believe that this is what you've been looking for."
Isaac took the cat carrier from Kraden, opened up the front, and
out hopped a Feizhi kitty. She was white, with a pale purple sweater
that matched her long purple hair and pretty blue eyes.
"Mrow," she said.
"Awww...." Isaac picked her up. "How cute...you're so cute! Yes
you are!"
"They can never resist going crazy," Kraden told Picard, who was
giving Isaac a really weird look. "The kitties are made to look like the
person they love, making them ten times cuter than any normal kitty."
"Uh, I understand," Picard nodded, a confused expression on his
face. "Really."
Yay! Isaac has a kitty!
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "good, 'cause you've been picking on
me"::
That's 'cause it's SO easy.
Isaac: ::cries::
Um...anywho, stay tuned for the final two chapters! Isaac, don't be
such a baby!
Isaac: T_T
Oh, whatever. -_-;;;
kitties!) so enjoy!
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "I would like to thank-"
::takes away his sign and hits him with it:: Not YET! There's still
two more chapters! Anywho, to answer a question fro a review, yes. This
has all been in one day. Enjoy.
Chapter 12: Feizhi Kitty
*That's it,* Isaac had stopped even TRYING to get to his house.
Now he was just wandering aimlessly around Vale. *I'm doomed to be alone
for forever. Even AGATIO, who is scary beyond all reason, has a freakin'
kitty. That's depressing.*
"Hey, Isaac!"
He turned around. Great. It was Picard. He didn't want to talk
to Picard at the moment.
Oh well.
"Hi Picard," he attempted to sound cheerful. For being really
super old, Picard had some trouble noticing when people sounded fake.
"What's going on?"
"Is it just me, or does everyone have a kitty?" the Lemurian
asked.
"We're the only ones without one, apparently," Isaac said
glumly. "I mean, even IVAN has a kitty. Sure, he found it instead of
being given it by some crazy old man, and it's a PIcard kitty, but it's
the principle of the matter."
"Ivan has a Me Kitty?" Picard raised one eyebrow.
"He's not supposed to have one," Isaac said quickly. "He found
it, you see. It was in pretty bad shape, too."
"Oh, good," Picard let out a sigh of relief. "Don't scare me
like that."
"Ivan doesn't have a kitty anymore."
Picard and Isaac both turned around. Isaac wouldn't have been
surprised by anything anymore. It was Kraden, holding something behind
his back. "In fact, no one in Vale will be receiving a Picard Kitty."
"Kraden?" Isaac suddenly realized what was going on. "You did
it! You've been driving everyone to insanity with these stupid kitties!
I KNEW it was a conspiracy!"
"Yes, the Angoran Kitty Conspiracy," the old man nodded sagely.
"Why, though?" Picard asked.
"To keep peace, of course," Kraden said wisely. "The people who
receive kitties will be so wrapped up in their significant other and
their kitties that they won't have time to cause trouble or plan for
World domination. It's simple, very simple in fact, but brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant."
"Oh," Picard and Isaac said in unison, still not really
understanding Kraden.
"Here, Isaac," Kraden brought forward a lilac cat carrier. "I
believe that this is what you've been looking for."
Isaac took the cat carrier from Kraden, opened up the front, and
out hopped a Feizhi kitty. She was white, with a pale purple sweater
that matched her long purple hair and pretty blue eyes.
"Mrow," she said.
"Awww...." Isaac picked her up. "How cute...you're so cute! Yes
you are!"
"They can never resist going crazy," Kraden told Picard, who was
giving Isaac a really weird look. "The kitties are made to look like the
person they love, making them ten times cuter than any normal kitty."
"Uh, I understand," Picard nodded, a confused expression on his
face. "Really."
Yay! Isaac has a kitty!
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "good, 'cause you've been picking on
me"::
That's 'cause it's SO easy.
Isaac: ::cries::
Um...anywho, stay tuned for the final two chapters! Isaac, don't be
such a baby!
Isaac: T_T
Oh, whatever. -_-;;;