Hey, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, freaks, losers, winners,
writers, listen up! Raindragon has arrived on the scene! Welcome to my
first fic. Please R&R! Flame me if you want to. Be brutal. Flames only
increase my incredible writing ability.
DISCLAIMER: I own Super Smash Brothers Melee (tm)... yeah right.
MELEE
CHAPTER ONE ~IMPACT~
Somewhere in space, a meteor travelled. No. Stop. Hold it right there. You're not in the right frame of mind. Take a rock the size of Nebraska. Multiply it by about twenty. Got it? Good. Now imagine it's glowing. Yep. A huge, frippin meteor, sailing pointlessly through space, charged with so much power that it shone like a 1000v lamp. In its way was a pitiful, tiny planet. About half the size of Earth's moon. If moons could have moved, this one would have pretty much hauled ass by this time. But they don't. And so this particular moon swung around it's planet and prayed to mommy or whatever the equivalent planets had. A glimmer of hope shone... the planet was almost out of its current orbit. Out of range. Any luck? But with a crash the moon and the meteor impacted. So much for luck.
The moon was obliterated, smashed to dust in the impact. And the meteor exploded. Well, maybe not exactly a meteor. As the resultant energies died it was plain to see that the meteor was actually made of five different pieces of some unknown material. The energy released from the explosion was so massive that a hole opened. A rift in space-time. Or a doorway between universes. The pieces of the meteor were sucked toward the hole. And with the hole filled and equilibrium maintained, the hole closed up upon itself.
SETTING: MUSHROOM KINGDOM
Now take your mind away, drag from it the last of that space-time physics, and imagine a happy place. A place so ludicrous as to be almost cute. A place with green grass, mushrooms in the fields, flowers everywhere, and little multicoloured dinosaurs playing tag with each other. Sweetness.
"WAHAA!" A small man in a red cap and coveralls somersaulted onto the scene. Doing some limb-bends and stretches, he jumped an amazing five feet and landed on a green pipe which seemed weirdly odd amongst all the scenery.
Mario took a deep breath of the morning air, tried for a triple flip in mid-air, and accidentally stumbled into one of the mushrooms.
After some digital sounds, Mario had turned back from Super Mario into ordinary dinky little Mario.
"Oh, Momma-mia! Now I-a gotta find-a Super Mushroom!"
Mario turned to face the mow giant, innocent mushroom; it had now grown eyes and fangs, exposing itself as a Goomba, one of the many minions of the evil Koopa Lord. Mario didn't waste any time, running away on tiny legs. The Goomba shuffled after.
Due to a considerable amount of luck, a mushroom happened to be near. Mario immediately gave chase, catching it just in time before it disappeared. He then turned to face the Goomba, which seemed unable to process the fact that Mario was now taller that it and was very probably going to kill it.
But then something completely distracted Mario.
A giant meteor fell from the sky, smashing into a field about two miles off. The explosion threw tons of dirt and dust into the sky, and...something else.
"What's-a this?"
Mario watched in a kind of fascination as small orbs of light flew everywhere from the origin of impact. They were actually moving as if guided by an unseen source. One, after zipping around for a few minutes, landed on the Goomba.
The light dissipated.
Mario looked around, feeling like there should be something happening, but nothing was.
Suddenly the Goomba's eyes turned red. It grew taller. Not much, but noticeable nonetheless. A new sense of power seemed to radiate from the little thing.
It charged.
Mario watched as the Goomba shuffled towards him. He wasn't afraid. The Goomba could only turn him into Little Mario, and there were Super Mushrooms aplenty here. He waited until the Goomba was directly in front of him.
It hit him.
Mario went flying into a pile of bricks strangely suspended in mid- air with no visible means of support. He tasted blood, spitting out quite a few bloody teeth. Quite a few bricks he had hit were smashed.
This was impossible! It was just a Goomba! Somehow, it had summoned the strength to actually hit him! Impossible. But as Mario checked himself, he saw to his disbelief that he was still Mario. A little worse for wear, perhaps, but still Mario.
Incredulous, he stood up.
He had actually sustained physical damage in this world! The realisation hit him. King Koopa must have been working on a new evil plot; some kind of Goomba steroids, perhaps.
He must go to the Castle and warn Peach and Luigi of this new evil. He must inform everyone.
Well, that still left the problem of what to do with the new, super- improved Goomba. Mario ran. The Goomba followed.
END CHAPTER ONE
So guys, what do you think? Please R&R. Don't be afraid to flame.
~raindragon~
DISCLAIMER: I own Super Smash Brothers Melee (tm)... yeah right.
MELEE
CHAPTER ONE ~IMPACT~
Somewhere in space, a meteor travelled. No. Stop. Hold it right there. You're not in the right frame of mind. Take a rock the size of Nebraska. Multiply it by about twenty. Got it? Good. Now imagine it's glowing. Yep. A huge, frippin meteor, sailing pointlessly through space, charged with so much power that it shone like a 1000v lamp. In its way was a pitiful, tiny planet. About half the size of Earth's moon. If moons could have moved, this one would have pretty much hauled ass by this time. But they don't. And so this particular moon swung around it's planet and prayed to mommy or whatever the equivalent planets had. A glimmer of hope shone... the planet was almost out of its current orbit. Out of range. Any luck? But with a crash the moon and the meteor impacted. So much for luck.
The moon was obliterated, smashed to dust in the impact. And the meteor exploded. Well, maybe not exactly a meteor. As the resultant energies died it was plain to see that the meteor was actually made of five different pieces of some unknown material. The energy released from the explosion was so massive that a hole opened. A rift in space-time. Or a doorway between universes. The pieces of the meteor were sucked toward the hole. And with the hole filled and equilibrium maintained, the hole closed up upon itself.
SETTING: MUSHROOM KINGDOM
Now take your mind away, drag from it the last of that space-time physics, and imagine a happy place. A place so ludicrous as to be almost cute. A place with green grass, mushrooms in the fields, flowers everywhere, and little multicoloured dinosaurs playing tag with each other. Sweetness.
"WAHAA!" A small man in a red cap and coveralls somersaulted onto the scene. Doing some limb-bends and stretches, he jumped an amazing five feet and landed on a green pipe which seemed weirdly odd amongst all the scenery.
Mario took a deep breath of the morning air, tried for a triple flip in mid-air, and accidentally stumbled into one of the mushrooms.
After some digital sounds, Mario had turned back from Super Mario into ordinary dinky little Mario.
"Oh, Momma-mia! Now I-a gotta find-a Super Mushroom!"
Mario turned to face the mow giant, innocent mushroom; it had now grown eyes and fangs, exposing itself as a Goomba, one of the many minions of the evil Koopa Lord. Mario didn't waste any time, running away on tiny legs. The Goomba shuffled after.
Due to a considerable amount of luck, a mushroom happened to be near. Mario immediately gave chase, catching it just in time before it disappeared. He then turned to face the Goomba, which seemed unable to process the fact that Mario was now taller that it and was very probably going to kill it.
But then something completely distracted Mario.
A giant meteor fell from the sky, smashing into a field about two miles off. The explosion threw tons of dirt and dust into the sky, and...something else.
"What's-a this?"
Mario watched in a kind of fascination as small orbs of light flew everywhere from the origin of impact. They were actually moving as if guided by an unseen source. One, after zipping around for a few minutes, landed on the Goomba.
The light dissipated.
Mario looked around, feeling like there should be something happening, but nothing was.
Suddenly the Goomba's eyes turned red. It grew taller. Not much, but noticeable nonetheless. A new sense of power seemed to radiate from the little thing.
It charged.
Mario watched as the Goomba shuffled towards him. He wasn't afraid. The Goomba could only turn him into Little Mario, and there were Super Mushrooms aplenty here. He waited until the Goomba was directly in front of him.
It hit him.
Mario went flying into a pile of bricks strangely suspended in mid- air with no visible means of support. He tasted blood, spitting out quite a few bloody teeth. Quite a few bricks he had hit were smashed.
This was impossible! It was just a Goomba! Somehow, it had summoned the strength to actually hit him! Impossible. But as Mario checked himself, he saw to his disbelief that he was still Mario. A little worse for wear, perhaps, but still Mario.
Incredulous, he stood up.
He had actually sustained physical damage in this world! The realisation hit him. King Koopa must have been working on a new evil plot; some kind of Goomba steroids, perhaps.
He must go to the Castle and warn Peach and Luigi of this new evil. He must inform everyone.
Well, that still left the problem of what to do with the new, super- improved Goomba. Mario ran. The Goomba followed.
END CHAPTER ONE
So guys, what do you think? Please R&R. Don't be afraid to flame.
~raindragon~
