-----Meanwhile In The Krusty Krab-----

Mr Krabs: Hello, Squidward.

Squidward: Hello, Mr.Krabs.

Mr.Krabs: Its that time of the month agian.

Squidward: What? Your period oh Mr.Krabz I'M BEGGING YOU SEE A SPECIALIST ONLY GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THOSE!

Mr.Krabz: No Yee fool! Your supposed to pay me for ruining your future.

Squidward: Sayyyy....Mr.Krabs...Can we work out a different way of payment?

Mr.K: What'da mean?

Squidward: Oh don't you play me for a fool, Krabs, you remember the christmas party just as well as i do!

Mr.K: I told yee not to be mentioning that!

Squidward: Aww you know you like it....

Mr.K: Shaddup, Squiddy. I was drinkin' too much tartar sauce that night.

Squidward: You were so beautiful that night, Mr.krabz.

Mr K: As were you, Baby, As were you.

Squidward: You think spongebob and patrick were on to that little baby scallop was our child?

Mr. K: I hope not....

Squidward: Hey Mr.Krabz......

Mr K: Yes?

Squidward: How DID we manage to get a child anyway?

Mr K: I'm just THAT good.

Squidward: Really? I have forgotten....

Mr. K: Want me to refresh your memory?

Squidward: HERE?! IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

Mr.K: Oh, yeah you know those deep fryers turn me on.

Squidward: We really shouldn't...

Mr K: You know you want to.....

Squidward: I'LL GET THE GREASE!

Mr. K: And i'll get the pickles!

*Sence Shades*

*Scarrry Gooping Noizes*

*Moaning*

*Sence Fades into a heart*