Spongebob: Pat... How come everyone gets some but i don't? I mean were both Virgins....

Pat: WHO YOU CALLIN' A VIRGIN?!

Spongebob: YOU DID THE DEED AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!

Pat: Yep.

Sponge: WITH WHO?!

Pat: GARY. WHO ELSE?! DUH-UHHH You think we accutally played "Games" at that sleepover party?!

Sponge: Pat.....

Patrick: Yeah?

Sponge: *lays down* Make love to me.

Pat: WHAT?!

Sponge: Come'on make dirty sweet love cookies with me.

Pat: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO DMAN SEXY?!

Sponge: I don't know pat.... I just don't know.

Pat: Sponge.. as long as were being honest...

Sponge: Yes?

Pat: I want to tell you...

Sponge: *leans forward* YEEEES?!

Pat: Me and Gary had sex on your bed.

Sponge: *mouth drops* *stands* YOU WHAT?!

Pat: Me n' gary had.....

Sponge: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN PAT!

Pat: Then why'd yah ask?

Sponge: I don't know.

Pat: Hey everythings been all wrong-ish since that girl with the pebble showed up

Sponge: YEAH! Who was that girl anyway....?

Pat: I dunno but she was UGGGGGLLLLLLYYYYY.