How hard is his head?
No really. How hard is it?
Part two: The Goku
Aishi-Cc
She smiled at me. "Whose next kitty?" I look at my clipboard. "Why it's Goku!? How in the Hell did we get him?" Washu shrugged. "You book, I smash ..I mean test." I shrugged. ~How we got him is not is important.~ Washu set the frying pan down as we headed out the door. It didn't take long to get to room 02. We both blinked at what we saw. Goku was sitting on the chair stuffing his face thanks to the robots tireless efforts. " Hmy Ammshi! Tmis is great!!" Goku manages before swallowing. "I'm glad you like it Go-chan. Mako-chan, and Samy-chan will very happy." "You mmnt sommme?" I grab the tray of cookies from him. "Go-chan is it ok if with beat you in the head with stuff?" I ask sweetly. Goku blinked a few times then swallowed. "Do have to stop eating?" "No." "Then go for it Aishi." He said before stuffing his face again.
Washu shook her head. "He's as bad as Ryoko." She muttered as she walked over to the pile of junk. "Hummm?" She mumbled as she surveyed the pile. "So what is he Aishi?" "He is a Saiyan-jin, full blood. Biggest thing up to date smashed with head was a mountain. Sadly he did this when he was not 100% and so hurt himself. Poor thing." "Mountain Hun?" She pulled out a com-link. "Ryoko can you bring me the box marked ouch?" "Sure." "Ouch?" I asked blinking. "They're for the harder heads of aliens. After all planets don't fit in the palm of your hands. Keke." Minutes latter Ryoko walked in carrying a shoebox sized box.
Ok let me take a second to tell you about Ryoko's new look and job. Ryoko's blue hair is now dyed to resemble flames. All employees get a free make over. Keke. Anyway she works in our Testing Labs. She gets paid to break stuff. Her ideal job don't you think? Any way back to the story.
"So where do you want this?" Washu waved her hand at the empty end of the table. Ryoko set the box down with a sigh. "Hey Aisha" "Hey. I love the hair." "Really? Thanks. Say Aishi?" Ryoko pulled me to the side. "Have you considered bringing Tenchi in?" Ryoko asked excitedly. "Well Ro-chan I'll be honest with you." I tell her, while putting my arm around her shoulder. "Clanclan Productions technically dose not allow employees to date." "Wha.wha!?" "But for you I'll reconsider it." I said with a wink. Ryoko grinned insanely. " Ryoko go back to work. Aishi Sit down and eat those cookies." "Yes Ma'am" Aisha sat down and Ryoko ran out. "Good. Now Goku tell me if any of this hurts ok?" "Mhmmum" Washu nodded as she rummaged threw the box. She pulled out a dark blue hammer like thing. "Ok now let us see how this works." She pushed the three buttons and slammed it on Goku's head. SLAM! She pull the hammer away. It remained whole for a few seconds before it shattered. Washu blinked at it. "Well now?" She muttered as she threw the hammer. "Well Aishi a mountain doesn't hurt him now." "Keke I didn't think it would." I answered before going back to nibbling on the cookies. "Now let me see.?" Washu pulled out a yellow hammer like thing. She pressed the three buttons and swung. SLAM! The yellow hammer like thing also shattered after a few seconds. "So much for Texas" Washu said with a shrug. She pulled out a green hammer like thingy. She pushed the buttons and smacked Goku again. SLAM! Again it shattered. "Ok.So much for the moon." "Merowl?" "Keke. Just go back to eating the cookies Aishi." Washu giggled as she picked up a green hammer like thingy. "Ok this is the most powerful one I've got. Getting hit with this is like getting hit with a Planet the size if Jupiter but with 500x the mass." "Owwiiieeee!" "Yes, Very owie." Washu agreed as she raised the hammer. SLAM! Goku lifted his head as the hammer thing shattered.
"Owie!" Goku wined as he rubbed his head. "Damn!" Washu muttered. I handed her a frying pan. "Here you go Wa-chan." Washu toke the frying pan happily. "Why thank you Aishi-chan." She raised the pan. With an insane grin she brought it down on Goku's head. With a satisfying WHACK! The pan connected with his skull. He pitched forward into a bowl of chips. "Ah Ha! That's two for two!" Washu cheered. "So who's next?" "I don't know. Let's go see what's behind door number three."
Ok so whom would you like to see next? Anyone special?
She smiled at me. "Whose next kitty?" I look at my clipboard. "Why it's Goku!? How in the Hell did we get him?" Washu shrugged. "You book, I smash ..I mean test." I shrugged. ~How we got him is not is important.~ Washu set the frying pan down as we headed out the door. It didn't take long to get to room 02. We both blinked at what we saw. Goku was sitting on the chair stuffing his face thanks to the robots tireless efforts. " Hmy Ammshi! Tmis is great!!" Goku manages before swallowing. "I'm glad you like it Go-chan. Mako-chan, and Samy-chan will very happy." "You mmnt sommme?" I grab the tray of cookies from him. "Go-chan is it ok if with beat you in the head with stuff?" I ask sweetly. Goku blinked a few times then swallowed. "Do have to stop eating?" "No." "Then go for it Aishi." He said before stuffing his face again.
Washu shook her head. "He's as bad as Ryoko." She muttered as she walked over to the pile of junk. "Hummm?" She mumbled as she surveyed the pile. "So what is he Aishi?" "He is a Saiyan-jin, full blood. Biggest thing up to date smashed with head was a mountain. Sadly he did this when he was not 100% and so hurt himself. Poor thing." "Mountain Hun?" She pulled out a com-link. "Ryoko can you bring me the box marked ouch?" "Sure." "Ouch?" I asked blinking. "They're for the harder heads of aliens. After all planets don't fit in the palm of your hands. Keke." Minutes latter Ryoko walked in carrying a shoebox sized box.
Ok let me take a second to tell you about Ryoko's new look and job. Ryoko's blue hair is now dyed to resemble flames. All employees get a free make over. Keke. Anyway she works in our Testing Labs. She gets paid to break stuff. Her ideal job don't you think? Any way back to the story.
"So where do you want this?" Washu waved her hand at the empty end of the table. Ryoko set the box down with a sigh. "Hey Aisha" "Hey. I love the hair." "Really? Thanks. Say Aishi?" Ryoko pulled me to the side. "Have you considered bringing Tenchi in?" Ryoko asked excitedly. "Well Ro-chan I'll be honest with you." I tell her, while putting my arm around her shoulder. "Clanclan Productions technically dose not allow employees to date." "Wha.wha!?" "But for you I'll reconsider it." I said with a wink. Ryoko grinned insanely. " Ryoko go back to work. Aishi Sit down and eat those cookies." "Yes Ma'am" Aisha sat down and Ryoko ran out. "Good. Now Goku tell me if any of this hurts ok?" "Mhmmum" Washu nodded as she rummaged threw the box. She pulled out a dark blue hammer like thing. "Ok now let us see how this works." She pushed the three buttons and slammed it on Goku's head. SLAM! She pull the hammer away. It remained whole for a few seconds before it shattered. Washu blinked at it. "Well now?" She muttered as she threw the hammer. "Well Aishi a mountain doesn't hurt him now." "Keke I didn't think it would." I answered before going back to nibbling on the cookies. "Now let me see.?" Washu pulled out a yellow hammer like thing. She pressed the three buttons and swung. SLAM! The yellow hammer like thing also shattered after a few seconds. "So much for Texas" Washu said with a shrug. She pulled out a green hammer like thingy. She pushed the buttons and smacked Goku again. SLAM! Again it shattered. "Ok.So much for the moon." "Merowl?" "Keke. Just go back to eating the cookies Aishi." Washu giggled as she picked up a green hammer like thingy. "Ok this is the most powerful one I've got. Getting hit with this is like getting hit with a Planet the size if Jupiter but with 500x the mass." "Owwiiieeee!" "Yes, Very owie." Washu agreed as she raised the hammer. SLAM! Goku lifted his head as the hammer thing shattered.
"Owie!" Goku wined as he rubbed his head. "Damn!" Washu muttered. I handed her a frying pan. "Here you go Wa-chan." Washu toke the frying pan happily. "Why thank you Aishi-chan." She raised the pan. With an insane grin she brought it down on Goku's head. With a satisfying WHACK! The pan connected with his skull. He pitched forward into a bowl of chips. "Ah Ha! That's two for two!" Washu cheered. "So who's next?" "I don't know. Let's go see what's behind door number three."
Ok so whom would you like to see next? Anyone special?