All the Spongebob characters are in the same room.

Sponge: Why are we here?

Mr.Krabz: ME AND SQUIDDY DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'

Squidward: SILENCE YOU OLD CRAB!!

Sandy: HOW COME I'M NOT IN THIS STORY?

Plankton: Be happy, Sandy, Be happy.

Pearl: Ooh i can see myself in Patrick Stars shorts.

Sponge: Why not my pants?

Pearl: Don't be silly no one loves you.

Sponge: WHYYYYYYYYY?! WHY OHHHH WHYYYY?!

Pat: Because i'm so DAMN sexy! *"Brings It Around Town"*

((All)): PATRICK! YOU SWORE!

Pat: THAT PHYSCO GIRL MADE ME!

Mr.Krabs: HE'S GONE TO FAR!!!!

Sponge: SACRFICE HIM TO THE PAINTING!

((All in a zombie manner)): The paintinggggg....

Mr. Krabs: *Picks up Patrick* The paintinggggg.....

Pat: NOOOOO!! FUCK YOU ALL! FUUUUUCKKKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUU ALLLLLLL!

Mr.Krabz: *Cuts a hole in the painting mouth with his claws* *Plops patrick in it*

Pat: *Wiggles arms around helplessly* Sponge..... *eyes water* Help me....

Sponge: HMPH. *crosses arms*

Pat: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!!

Sponge: No.

((All)): YOU SLEPT WITH SPONGEBOB?! YOU FREAK!!!!

Sponge: *cries* *runs off*

((All)): *Stares at pat*

Pat: I WAS LONELY!!!!!!