How hard is his head? No really. How hard is it?
Part two: The She Male
Aishi-Cc
"So who's next?" "I don't know. Let's go see what's behind door number three."
The two of them walked down the hall until the found a door with a big 3 painted on it. "I think it's safe to say we found it." Washu joked as she opened the large door. A young man was sitting on the stool talking to a young woman. They both looked up as the door closed. "Akane is that you?" I asked stunned. "Yeah I cut my hair." "Wait you know the Neko?" The boy asked. "Aisha Clanclan, Chibi Washu meet Ranma Saotome your next victim." "What?" Ranma screamed jumping to his feet. "What don't you want to show off?" Akane teased. Ranma sighed. "Fine. As long as I can fight later." Washu smiled. "Clanclan Productions has one of the largest gym complexes in the world boy. You can fight all you want." Ranma nodded. "Good Ryoga going to get it." Washu picked threw the pile of junk. She pulled out a kettle. "Hum?" She walked up behind him. SMACK! Ranma rubbed his head. "Hey?" Washu threw the kettle away.
"So this is what you're up to now?" Akane asked. "Yep. Say you aren't worried we'll hurt you little friend are you?" "No more then I would. He's used to getting bashed." SMACK! "So much for that." Washu muttered as she threw a sign away. "So how have you been Akane?" SMACK! "Stupid wall!" Akane blinked. "Well not too bad. It seems the training hall has become very popular lately." SMACK! "Cheap sword!" "Do tell." "Well now we have Ranma and Ryoga living there. At lest I think Ryoga lives there. He just seems to pop up." "Is he cute?" "Well ..yeah." Ranma jumped up. "RYOGA IS WHAT?" Washu bashed him in the head with a bottle of Dr. Pepper. Shattering it. "You sit." The Female Ranma glared. "Look what you did." Washu stared. " You're a she male. How interesting." "A what? No it's a curse." Washu smacked him with a mallet. "Shush."
"So he turns into a girl? Must be fun in bed?" "AISHA!? I can't believe you just said that!" "Why *giggle* you just go so ballistic it's so much fun." Akane sighed. "You're right." SMACK! A dented bowling ball went flying. "How long is she going to keep that up?" "Oh until she gets board. Witch might not be too long now. She really liked that bowling ball." "Oh Why?" "It was pink of course." SMACK! "Stupid Sledge Hammer!" "I think Chibi Washu is losing it." Akane whispered. "Oh how can you tell?" Akane frowned. "Who many of these have you done today?" "Merowl.this is the third one. Maybe we should take a coffee break?" Are you sure it's ok to just leave Ranma here?" SMACK! "DAMN TANK!!!!" Sure. Washu we'll be in the coffee room. Come say hi when you're done here." "Akane don't leave meeeeee..!!!" Ranma begged as she lunged for the door. Washu grabbed her pigtail. 'And where are you going? I'm not done with you." "AKANEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee...." Ranma screamed as the door closed. Washu held up the frying pan. "Come mere you little bone head." She called as she swung the pan around. Ranma jumped. "No way. Shit on'na you're worst then Ryoga." Washu swung again. " Hold sill." With one good wack. SMACK! CRASH!! THUD!!!! A sad looking Ranma was flung threw the door and half way into the hallway's wall. Washu sighed as she headed for the coffee room.
"So that's where He-chan went? How did you ever get him?" Trowa asked. "Simple. You scream Relena and the poor thing freezes in fear. I feel really bad for him." Akane smiled. "Say Tro do you know where Wuey is?" "No. Why?" "Oh I just think him and Akane would hit it off if you know what I mean?" Trowa smiled. "I'm sure he's around hear some where. Um Aishi your pink haired friend seems to be done." "Washu you look terrible. Here have some coffee." "Why thank you Akane." She sipped her coffee. "Aishi dear I'm afraid I broke the door and put a hole in the wall." Is that all? No worries. I was thinking after lunch we should move to room number four." "Oh, and who's in there?" "Um. my memo says Inu Yasha. Inu?" I pulled out a cell phone. "Since when do we let dogs in here?" Mihoshi giggled. "Since they became experiments.wait is that right? Oh. yes it is. Inu Yasha is in room number four with his master Kagome." "Oh well as long as he's an experiment." "Well Ryoko said he was hot. But I don't know. Oh dear where did my coffee go?" A cup of coffee runs across the floor. "Right.Well thanks." "So Chinese?" "Yeah!" The four of them walked off. "Did any one else see a running cup of java?" Trowa asked. "Yeah? What's up with that?" Akane asked. "Oh nothing really." Washu assured them. "Right." I muttered.
"Akane? It hurts." Jupiter tugged on her feet. "She's in here good. Mars bring the chainsaw." "It's hurts."
"So who's next?" "I don't know. Let's go see what's behind door number three."
The two of them walked down the hall until the found a door with a big 3 painted on it. "I think it's safe to say we found it." Washu joked as she opened the large door. A young man was sitting on the stool talking to a young woman. They both looked up as the door closed. "Akane is that you?" I asked stunned. "Yeah I cut my hair." "Wait you know the Neko?" The boy asked. "Aisha Clanclan, Chibi Washu meet Ranma Saotome your next victim." "What?" Ranma screamed jumping to his feet. "What don't you want to show off?" Akane teased. Ranma sighed. "Fine. As long as I can fight later." Washu smiled. "Clanclan Productions has one of the largest gym complexes in the world boy. You can fight all you want." Ranma nodded. "Good Ryoga going to get it." Washu picked threw the pile of junk. She pulled out a kettle. "Hum?" She walked up behind him. SMACK! Ranma rubbed his head. "Hey?" Washu threw the kettle away.
"So this is what you're up to now?" Akane asked. "Yep. Say you aren't worried we'll hurt you little friend are you?" "No more then I would. He's used to getting bashed." SMACK! "So much for that." Washu muttered as she threw a sign away. "So how have you been Akane?" SMACK! "Stupid wall!" Akane blinked. "Well not too bad. It seems the training hall has become very popular lately." SMACK! "Cheap sword!" "Do tell." "Well now we have Ranma and Ryoga living there. At lest I think Ryoga lives there. He just seems to pop up." "Is he cute?" "Well ..yeah." Ranma jumped up. "RYOGA IS WHAT?" Washu bashed him in the head with a bottle of Dr. Pepper. Shattering it. "You sit." The Female Ranma glared. "Look what you did." Washu stared. " You're a she male. How interesting." "A what? No it's a curse." Washu smacked him with a mallet. "Shush."
"So he turns into a girl? Must be fun in bed?" "AISHA!? I can't believe you just said that!" "Why *giggle* you just go so ballistic it's so much fun." Akane sighed. "You're right." SMACK! A dented bowling ball went flying. "How long is she going to keep that up?" "Oh until she gets board. Witch might not be too long now. She really liked that bowling ball." "Oh Why?" "It was pink of course." SMACK! "Stupid Sledge Hammer!" "I think Chibi Washu is losing it." Akane whispered. "Oh how can you tell?" Akane frowned. "Who many of these have you done today?" "Merowl.this is the third one. Maybe we should take a coffee break?" Are you sure it's ok to just leave Ranma here?" SMACK! "DAMN TANK!!!!" Sure. Washu we'll be in the coffee room. Come say hi when you're done here." "Akane don't leave meeeeee..!!!" Ranma begged as she lunged for the door. Washu grabbed her pigtail. 'And where are you going? I'm not done with you." "AKANEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee...." Ranma screamed as the door closed. Washu held up the frying pan. "Come mere you little bone head." She called as she swung the pan around. Ranma jumped. "No way. Shit on'na you're worst then Ryoga." Washu swung again. " Hold sill." With one good wack. SMACK! CRASH!! THUD!!!! A sad looking Ranma was flung threw the door and half way into the hallway's wall. Washu sighed as she headed for the coffee room.
"So that's where He-chan went? How did you ever get him?" Trowa asked. "Simple. You scream Relena and the poor thing freezes in fear. I feel really bad for him." Akane smiled. "Say Tro do you know where Wuey is?" "No. Why?" "Oh I just think him and Akane would hit it off if you know what I mean?" Trowa smiled. "I'm sure he's around hear some where. Um Aishi your pink haired friend seems to be done." "Washu you look terrible. Here have some coffee." "Why thank you Akane." She sipped her coffee. "Aishi dear I'm afraid I broke the door and put a hole in the wall." Is that all? No worries. I was thinking after lunch we should move to room number four." "Oh, and who's in there?" "Um. my memo says Inu Yasha. Inu?" I pulled out a cell phone. "Since when do we let dogs in here?" Mihoshi giggled. "Since they became experiments.wait is that right? Oh. yes it is. Inu Yasha is in room number four with his master Kagome." "Oh well as long as he's an experiment." "Well Ryoko said he was hot. But I don't know. Oh dear where did my coffee go?" A cup of coffee runs across the floor. "Right.Well thanks." "So Chinese?" "Yeah!" The four of them walked off. "Did any one else see a running cup of java?" Trowa asked. "Yeah? What's up with that?" Akane asked. "Oh nothing really." Washu assured them. "Right." I muttered.
"Akane? It hurts." Jupiter tugged on her feet. "She's in here good. Mars bring the chainsaw." "It's hurts."