Me: hi this is my first fic. So don't blame me if it sucks, everyones gotta start somewhere. If ya flame don't just say it sucked (. Say what ya don't like and ill try to change it later.

Ctrunks: GET TO ME GET TO ME

Me: oh yeahhh Ill have two co-hosts for this fic. Chibi trunks and mirai trunks an for my amusement an for mirais annoyment I fed ctrunks 5 ten pound bags of sugar

Ctrunks: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ^___________________________^

Mtrunks: do you always yell when your sugar high

Ctrunks: YUP ^___^

Mtrunks: do you always smile

Ctrunks: YUP ^_____^

Mtrunks: do you at least say something else

Ctrunks: YUP ^_^

Mtrunks: what then

Ctrunks: CHEESE ^__________________________________________^

Me: sigh, I guess ill have to do the disclaimer then. I own nothing so there. Nothing but my characters and if you want to use them please ask.

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Chapter 1- it begins

(By the way in this fic Goku is alive, theres no buu but theres a tournament, and also Vegeta has some long lost family members but not until later)

It was Monday. The worst day of the week. That's what 18-year-old Son Gohan was thinking as he looked at the clock. 3 am. In the next room his 7-year-old brother was playing with his best friend 8-year-old trunks. They were still playing that some old game they were paying 16 hours ago. It was ddr max for PS2. Gohan had just gotten back from saving the town from the usual bad guys robbing the same bank that had gotten robbed yesterday. When he had gotten there Videl was already there taking them out. When one of the low down losers tried shooting at her, he had to get in the way or else she would have been dead. But was she grateful, noooooooooooo as soon as she saw him she started grilling him for answers about who he was and where was from the usual. Not able to take her ranting since he got enough at home, he took off. Long story short she chased him, while screaming death threats at him. He got away, but only to walk in his house and face THE FRYING PAN OF TERROR tm. After a couple of swings and supper he was pooped. If only the two chibis weren't playing that game he could sleep. But they were and he couldn't.

That's when he started thinking. Thinking about how boring his week was. It was the same thing every day. Wake up, eat, save city, school, avoid Videl, train, sleep. That's how his whole week was like. The last exciting thing that had happened was cell. How could that Afro freak take his credit. How could that weakling as Vegeta put it have a daughter that could, with the proper training, be the strongest human on earth? They were soo the opposites of each other.

In the next room Gohan could hear the door opening, the all familiar swish of the frying pan of doom, the shuffle of tiny feet and finally the sounds of bed sheets being moved (Me: no hentai). Sometimes Gohan would wish that for a change something new would happen. He looked at the clock again. 4:32. Damn was his last thought as he drifted off to sleep.

Unfortunately Dande heard everything.

Dande: 'don't worry Gohan your life is about to get very interesting'

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It was small. It was faster than lightning. It was stronger than superman. It had golden hair and blue eyes. It was foaming at the mouth. It was … squealing?!

Gohan with only two hours of sleep, slept on.

Goten: " BRRRRRRRROOOOOOTHHHHHERRR WAKE UP"

Before Gohan could do anything Goten had did a cannon ball in the air. He meant to have landed on Gohans stomach but his aim was a little off and he landed weellll some where important. Outside the house, it looked like it was attacked by an army of opera singers.

Fortunately for Gotens ears Chi-chi rushed in and took the chibi away while Gohan was still curled into a fetal position covering his ahem "injury".

Gohan: ugghhhhhh if I ever see Goten again I will blast his precious ps2 right in front of him. :sees clock: awwwwww man its only 6:31 scratch that I'm going to make him food, shove down his throat, then throw him in the gr chambre with Vegeta. That's later gotta sleep.

It was bout hmm 8:23 when he finally woke up again.(Ctrunks: CHEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZEEEE ^_____________________^ Me: chibi off the computer Ctrunks: phhhhhtttt)

Gohan: mmm that was the best sleep in a while, except for jumping part :shudders: I think my chances of having kids have just gotten very slim. Oh well mom will only yell at squirt more. Gez what time is it now, 8:26 that's nice…AAHHH WHAT THE HELL IM GONNA BE LATE. EVEN IF I GO TWICE AS FAST AS I USUALLY DO 'and that's pretty fast believe me' IVE STILL TO PATROL AROUND THE CITY.

As Gohan was racing around the room to do what boys do (Me: ???) he realized that he did not smell the usual smell of the many foods that his mom made for breakfast. He slowly made his way down the stairs. Remember what happened this mourning? Gohan looked around to find his mother and food. Food was good.

Gohan: mmooommm where are you?? Huh a note. : Quickly reads over the note on the fridge: 'dear Gohan. At around 5 in the mourning your father and brother wanted food but I told them "hell no its too early" so in there state of food deprivation they ate whatever's in the fridge. They also ate the box of baking soda and vinegar so they are now looking rabid. Goten and Goku now have to go to the docs now to get a check up. That's why Goten woke you up so early. I quickly led him away before he could hurt your penis further. Goku stop laughing its not funny maybe he cant children anymore. No no no no no. You are making me a grandchild mister and there is no escape. Left you food in the fridge. We are also taking trunks back.

Mom

p.s clean up after your done'

Gohan read the letter over and over and it disturbed him greatly. Looking in the fridge he found it empty except a few eggs and a big mold spot with a lump. Trying not to gag he set out the task of makin his food. He heated up on of THE FRING PAN OF DOOM tm and cracked the eggs in it. In about three secs they were on fire and then nothing put air. Gohan frowned at the pan then threw it out the window with more force then necessary.

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Some where where Piccolo is meditating

Piccolo was mediating as usual by the waterfall when her heard something wizz by him. He managed to catch a glance at the flying FRYING PAN OF DOOM tm. He said only one thing "poor Gohan"

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Back with Gohan

So far everything Gohan tried had caught on fire. So he just grabbed a salad bowl, cheerios, and milk. So far everything was fine until the milk touched the cereal, then it caught on fire. Gohan cursed loudly and looked in the fridge again (Mtrunks: looks like someone pissed in his cheerios)

When Gohan looked at the mould in the fridge again and he noticed that the lump in the mould was acutely a food capsule. Making a face Gohan picked it up washed it off and was about to leave when he noticed the time.

Gohan: crap 10:09 im not even gonna try to go fast now stupid freaking little twirps an there

That's how Gohan flew the whole way to school, bad mouthing about his crappy day today.

He landed on the top of the school besides Videls chopper still going on in his strange speech.

Gohan: and those Canadians too with their igloos and toques and those damn tempting donuts… mmmm Canadian donutss. See blame Canada (me: yes im Canadian too. And damn proud of it. Also we do not live in igloos…it would be fun though Ctrunks: she also got blame canada from south park… umm EEEEEEEE^_____^;;.)

Gohan stormed down the hallways too his homeroom teacher when he finally did he shoved the door open causing it to break against the wall.

Mrs. Imabigstupidperson : Gohan what do you think your doing. Being over 2 hours late and breaking down the door. Detention and you will pay for a new door now say your sorry.

Gohan though was not in the mood for apologies and his saiyin pride was taking over. He just looked at Mrs. Imabigstupidperson with the Vegeta glare tm and said,

Gohan: bite me

The whole class was shocked. Did sweet little gullible Gohan just diss a teacher, sweet. While everyone was still staring at him Gohan stomped his way to his seat and sat down between Videl and Ereasa (me: spelling please.) Videl eyed him suspiciously when he sat down.

Videl: 'later Gohan were gonna have a talk about you weird behavior.'

Gohan: 'Dende when the days over im gonna take away you pina coolata and maim you'

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At kamis lookout

Dande: don't worry Gohan as soon as the weeks over you'll be too busy to even think about me. A family reunion for Vegeta would be good. Also its not a pina coolata is a margarita.

Mr popo: uhh sir there a catastrophe in Mexico

Dende: yes yes just a sec. Muwhha ahaahahahaha beware Gohan.

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Back at school

Mrs. Imabigstupidperson: ummm yes and Gohan

Gohan: WHAT SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

Everyone again noticed Gohan but thought it off as one of those days

Mrs. Imabigstupidperson: nothing. Ill be handing out permission forms for our field trip.

Excited whispers rose threw the class as she handed out the papers. As soon as Gohan got his he stopped dead. He felt like fainting. How could Bulma do this. On the paper I said "week long stay at capsule corp"

Me: Ha ha ha ha ha I know its kinda sucky but I was having a brain fart because of school.

Mtrunks: review to let her know what you think about it.

Ctrunks: :got on armor and shield: please use contrastive criticism this is her first so be gentle.

Me: it'll get better in the next chapter I promise.

Mtrunks: the next chapter is the reunion. She'll only write it unless you tell her to so review already she likes writing.

Me: ill be happy with one good review for every chapter. If one person likes it ill do it for them. Oh and its G/V a bit later on too.