Just read the story. This time I don't have anything to say.
The Jerry Springer Show 3
My Pickachu is Evil
The guy that talks: And now I give you…
Audience: Please let it be Jerry!
The guy that talks: Maria!!!!!!!!!!!
[he quickly runs away, cause the audience starts throwing bottles and vegetable. but fortunately when Maria came they wasted their whole munitions store, so she stayed clean]
Maria: Key peeps, I know you aren't that happy to see me, but be merciful. I am a bad host, I know that, but Jerry himself asked me to host instead of him.
Hannah Abbott: You aren't bad host; you are just too much self-observed. And it's boring watching you flirt with Lucius Malfoy; we are interested in the show.
Maria: Cruci… [Fred and George run onto the stage, and save Hannah from the curse.]
Fred: We see that you learnt lots of things!
Maria: Oh you bet I did [she grins maliciously] you'll just see what have I leant. Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha!
George: Maria.
Maria: Sorry.
Percy: Get on with the topic!
Maria: Oh are you going to order me? You cauldron bottom guy?
[Percy runs out of the studio crying]
Cho: Maria this isn't the Malfoy Manor, so you treat everyone as you wish!
Maria: Oh this isn't? [she places her hands in the same position as Mr Burns from "The Simpsons"] Excellent.
Cho: Get on with the show!
Maria: Oh really. Are you going to order me?
Dumbledore: She won't, but I will.
[Maria curses someone or something]
Maria: Today's topic is: My Pickachu is Evil!
Neville: What is a Pickachu?
Maria: A Pokeman, you crybaby brat!
Snape: Yeah you brat!
Maria: And now I give you MASTER, I mean LORD VOLDEMORT!
[Voldemort runs in the studio, wearing shorts and a shirt]
Voldemort: Her Maria, like my new outfit.
Dumbledore: Cool!
Voldemort: Too bad you can't have it.
Maria: So my Lord, you had an evil Pokeman?
Voldemort: I did. [he sobs]
Maria: And what did that "evil" Pokeman do?
Voldemort: He was evil [he sobs even more]
Audience: Oooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Maria: Well how was he evil?
Voldemort: Well he was evil. He wasn't a Pokeman. He was… [whispers in Maria's, so she was the only one that heard him]
Maria: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Voldemort: That is true.
Maria: O-key. I give you PIKACHEEKA now!
[Pickacheeka comes out, and sits on the chair. Voldemort gets instantly in the chair that was farther away from Pickacheeka]
Maria: Hi Pickacheeka!
Pickacheeka: Hey Maria! How was your honeymoon with Lucius, in Venice?
Maria: We didn't go to Venice.
Voldemort: Yes you did. Your sister confirmed that you confirmed that is confirmed that you and Lucius confirmed that you are going to Venice.
Maria: That's right. But we wanted to Siberia.
Pickacheeka: Why Siberia?
Maria: I have no clue. Lucius thought it was cool.
McNair: Get on with the show.
Maria: Ok. So you are evil Pickacheeka?
Pickacheeka: Yes and no!
Voldemort: What she is evil! She was Pickachu all this years just that she could rule the world using me!
Audience: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!
Maria: Oooooooohhhhh! Is that true Pickacheeka?
Pickacheeka: Yes and no.
Maria: Well it can't be yes and no! Is it yes or no?
Pickacheeka: Yes and no.
[suddenly Lucius comes in, and leaves him steel-heeled boots in the studio]
Lucius: Honey I'm home!
[then he sits on one of the chairs, and places his feet on the glass table]
Maria: Lucius! What the hell are you doing here?
Lucius [cowering]: But Honey, aren't you happy I'm home.
Maria: Yes I am, but this is MY show, and you won't be ruining it [she yelled at him]
Lucius: Can I at least watch the show? Please honey. Please let me stay.
Maria: You can watch the show, but from home. I didn't send you from any reason to buy that 80' TV, so you can follow me everywhere!
Lucius: Fine then I want divorce!
Maria: Oh sorry, Lucius [she comes closer to him] I didn't mean to be so mean to you.
Lucius [hugs her]: I'm sorry.
[he tires to kiss her]
McNair: Get on with the show.
[they both jump, and Maria gets back to the place where she is standing, and Lucius sits beside Pickacheeka]
McNair: Why did you sit beside her?
Lucius: Geez Master, you smell very bad.
Voldemort: Oh yeah, before I came to the show I was running little. Everybody: look at my sexy muscles
[Voldemort stands up, and starts showing everyone his "sexy" muscles, while killing Neville and Dean Thomas from the smell of his armpit]
[Pickacheeka shows Lucius a sign like she wants to vomit. he agrees with her]
Maria: Ok we saw your "sexy" muscles, now back to the show.
McNair: Hey that was my line. I always have to remind you to get back to the show. It's not fair.
[he exits the studio]
Maria: So the Pickachu was evil one. Aha! I see it. Now we here we have DRACO MALFOY
Draco [from behind the stage]: Hey ya peepz! Woodja wait few secondz fer me!
Lucius: Draco, if I get you there, they will be waiting for you until you get out of the hospital! [Lucius yelled]
Maria: Lucius don't be so harsh on your son!
Lucius: Maria I told you ten billion time that it's not your problem to look after him. He is my son!
Maria: Fine.
Voldemort: :sign: Matrimonial fights.
Lucius, Maria: Shut up!
Pickacheeka: Hey, yo Voldemort, do you really hate me so much?
Voldemort: Yes I do.
[She just stood up to see is Draco coming, when Voldemort screamed]
Pickachu: Hey, I'm not trying to kill you?
Voldemort: I know that you are! Don't lie to me Isabelle!
Pickacheeka: My name isn't Isabelle?
Voldemort: It isn't? Oh yes, how smart, changing your name every week so police can't find you.
Pickacheeka: My name is Pickacheeka you…
[she becomes Pickachu, and hits Voldemort with electric attack]
Lucius: Draco, are you finished yet?
Draco: Oh shutup! I'm comin' in few minitz!
Lucius: Better you come, or if I do, JKRowling will have to make new villain.
Maria: LUCIUS!
Draco: Leave him alone. I'm coming.
[Draco comes out, wearing Rasta clothes]
Lucius [he just stares at his son]
Draco: Hey yo, howdja like ma new jerzy?
Maria: [wants to say that is nice, but Lucius look at her, and she finally shut up]
Pickacheeka: That's not jersey.
Draco: I know, but [turns around, and when he sees Pickacheeka he get on his knees and proposes her] woulja marry me, you Pickachu chick?
Pickacheeka: [runs away screaming]
[Draco fallows her]
[Lucius goes after Draco]
[Maria follows Lucius]
[Lord Voldemort follows Maria]
Et cetera
~The end~
It was idiotic. Well at least you haven't read mine rough first copy of "Malfoys Meet the Dursleys" story. It's idiotic. If I continue writing it with that tempo, I'll have to rate it R or maybe NC17.
~*Maria*~