"For those who have accepted the burden of shame
for the innocent only guilt will remain'
The Trial, Dead Can Dance from the album 'Dead Can Dance'
Advocating: Jerry Springer nor anyone Harry Potter related belongs to me.
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-"AND THE MEN'S BEST FRIEND, JERRY SPRINGER?"
(Jerry comes out)
Jerry: The title of today's show is 'When Daughters Go Bad'
(the camera turns to the stage)
Jerry: Today we have the Patil twins here with us, Padma and Parvati Patil.
(the camera does a close up on them. Padma is wearing acid green tight tube top and tight Bongo jeans, while Parvati is wearing tight black vinyl dress, each of their breasts popping out.)
Jerry: Would you tell us why are you here today?
Padma: Well Jerry, me and my sister have come to your show to tell our boyfriends, Seamus and Dean, that we are stripping for money.
Jerry: You are striping for money? But you are only fifteen.
Parvati: Yes, we know, but we though that it's better than selling our body for sex, like Lavender Brown does.
Jerry: I see. So for how long have you two been doing this job?
Padma: We started last year when we needed cash. And it is a great job, really, men respect you, they give you money...
Jerry: Men respect you? That is one of the worst jobs... Men don't respect you...
Parvati: They do, Jerry, they really do.
Jerry: So how long have you been dating your boyfriends?
Padma: Parvati started going out with Dean last year, before we started stripping, and Seamus and I just hooked together recently.
Jerry: Well, do you have any protection in this business?
Parvati: Yes, we are not prostitutes, but we have our pimp, you know he is like our manager. His name is Lucius Malfoy.
Jerry: Yes, we have him here today, too. Everyone, Lucius Malfoy!
(Lucius comes out, wearing a white fur pimp coat, blue velvet suit, black leather boots with small steel heal, hat with fake peacock's feather, black shades, and carrying a pimp cane.)
Audience: Boo!
Jerry: Hello Lucius. Nice to see you, again.
Lucius: Whadup?
Jerry: Well these two young girls claim that you have been pimping them out.
Lucius: Yeah, those two are my girls!
Padma and Parvati: See, he respects us.
Jerry: But he is a psycho, lying scum, perpetrator of the blasphemy...
Lucius: Shut up, let the girls show you their dance and than you can judge them!
Men from the audience and some women, Padma, and Parvati: Yeah!
(some ghetto stripping music starts playing and Padma and Parvati come out dancing, grinding to each other. As soon as they start taking each other's clothes off, being left in thongs and strapless bras, Lucius walks in between them and grinds, taking off his fur hat, and weaving with his cane.)
Lucius: Meet Kandi!
(Padma does her solo dance that consisted of rubbing her privates off Steve)
Lucius: And meet Kane!
(Parvati, caught mad in trance, does ghetto dance on Lucius, who doesn't stop weaving his cane around.)
(the music stops, and they all sit down, the twins pulling their clothes back on carelessly.)
Jerry: Now, it is time to meet their boyfriends who have been watching this in the back. Meet Seamus and Dean.
(Seamus and Dean come out, Seamus wearing Ecko jersey and Fubu pants, while Dean was dressed in Sean John)
Seamus: What the fuck do you think you're doing, Padma?
Dean: Cool, my girl is a stripper!
Lucius (to Seamus): Hey, that girl is under my protege and she is earning decent money for living.
Padma: Seamus, baby, I really need some money. Anyway, when we started going out I was stripped already...
Seamus (to Padma): Shut up, bitch!
Lucius: Hey, you're calling my girl a bitch, you leprechaun
(Lucius jumped in front of Seamus, getting ready, if Seamus attacked, to defend himself with his pimp cane)
(Steve broke them apart, taking away Lucius' pimp cane, and showing Seamus to sit down on the other side of the room. Seating arrangement was like this, from left to right: Seamus, Dean, Parvati, Padma, and Pimp Lucius)
Jerry: So Seamus, how do you feel about your girlfriends stripping herself for money?
Seamus: I find it disgraceful.
Padma: Whatevah, whateveh, you don't know nothing!
Jerry: What about you, Dean?
Dean: I think that it is the best thing she has ever done. But couldn't she tell me? God, when I tell all of my friends about this... they will be so jealous...
Lucius: And I protect your girl.
Dean: Lucius, you're my man!
Jerry: So Parvati, Padma, how do you feel now when your boyfriends have shown what they think about your profession?
Parvati: Great!
Padma: That shows only how empty headed scum Seamus had always been.
Seamus: But you don't need the dirty money, baby!
Lucius: Hey, it is not 'dirty money', they get paid with the money strip bar owners rightfully earned on the drug distribution
(he said, kicking the floor with his beloved cane, after Steve gave it back to him)
Padma: Thank you, Lucius, baby. Seamus, don't you know how bad it feels being poor? I mean, I don't have money for clothes, jewellery, accessories, hair-stylist, I can't go to a spa... now, I can do all those things.
Seamus: Well I could support you baby? Why didn't you ever ask me?
Padma: Well I always asked you. But no, you always spend your money with your buddies in the Leaky Cauldron on your stupid pints...
Jerry: Seamus, are you still willing to stay in this relationship with Padma, even though she is stripping for money?
Seamus: No!
(he snarled and went out of the studio, never coming back)
Padma: Whatevah, you bastard!
Lucius: That's the spirit lass!
(he caressed her thigh gently)
Jerry: So Padma, don't you want to reconsider your decision?
Padma: No.
Jerry: And you, Dean, are staying with Parvati.
Dean: Of course!
Jerry: Then that's done. Thank you for watching today's show, after we come back, Ginny Weasley wants to tell her parents something.
for the innocent only guilt will remain'
The Trial, Dead Can Dance from the album 'Dead Can Dance'
Advocating: Jerry Springer nor anyone Harry Potter related belongs to me.
______________________________________________________________________________
-"AND THE MEN'S BEST FRIEND, JERRY SPRINGER?"
(Jerry comes out)
Jerry: The title of today's show is 'When Daughters Go Bad'
(the camera turns to the stage)
Jerry: Today we have the Patil twins here with us, Padma and Parvati Patil.
(the camera does a close up on them. Padma is wearing acid green tight tube top and tight Bongo jeans, while Parvati is wearing tight black vinyl dress, each of their breasts popping out.)
Jerry: Would you tell us why are you here today?
Padma: Well Jerry, me and my sister have come to your show to tell our boyfriends, Seamus and Dean, that we are stripping for money.
Jerry: You are striping for money? But you are only fifteen.
Parvati: Yes, we know, but we though that it's better than selling our body for sex, like Lavender Brown does.
Jerry: I see. So for how long have you two been doing this job?
Padma: We started last year when we needed cash. And it is a great job, really, men respect you, they give you money...
Jerry: Men respect you? That is one of the worst jobs... Men don't respect you...
Parvati: They do, Jerry, they really do.
Jerry: So how long have you been dating your boyfriends?
Padma: Parvati started going out with Dean last year, before we started stripping, and Seamus and I just hooked together recently.
Jerry: Well, do you have any protection in this business?
Parvati: Yes, we are not prostitutes, but we have our pimp, you know he is like our manager. His name is Lucius Malfoy.
Jerry: Yes, we have him here today, too. Everyone, Lucius Malfoy!
(Lucius comes out, wearing a white fur pimp coat, blue velvet suit, black leather boots with small steel heal, hat with fake peacock's feather, black shades, and carrying a pimp cane.)
Audience: Boo!
Jerry: Hello Lucius. Nice to see you, again.
Lucius: Whadup?
Jerry: Well these two young girls claim that you have been pimping them out.
Lucius: Yeah, those two are my girls!
Padma and Parvati: See, he respects us.
Jerry: But he is a psycho, lying scum, perpetrator of the blasphemy...
Lucius: Shut up, let the girls show you their dance and than you can judge them!
Men from the audience and some women, Padma, and Parvati: Yeah!
(some ghetto stripping music starts playing and Padma and Parvati come out dancing, grinding to each other. As soon as they start taking each other's clothes off, being left in thongs and strapless bras, Lucius walks in between them and grinds, taking off his fur hat, and weaving with his cane.)
Lucius: Meet Kandi!
(Padma does her solo dance that consisted of rubbing her privates off Steve)
Lucius: And meet Kane!
(Parvati, caught mad in trance, does ghetto dance on Lucius, who doesn't stop weaving his cane around.)
(the music stops, and they all sit down, the twins pulling their clothes back on carelessly.)
Jerry: Now, it is time to meet their boyfriends who have been watching this in the back. Meet Seamus and Dean.
(Seamus and Dean come out, Seamus wearing Ecko jersey and Fubu pants, while Dean was dressed in Sean John)
Seamus: What the fuck do you think you're doing, Padma?
Dean: Cool, my girl is a stripper!
Lucius (to Seamus): Hey, that girl is under my protege and she is earning decent money for living.
Padma: Seamus, baby, I really need some money. Anyway, when we started going out I was stripped already...
Seamus (to Padma): Shut up, bitch!
Lucius: Hey, you're calling my girl a bitch, you leprechaun
(Lucius jumped in front of Seamus, getting ready, if Seamus attacked, to defend himself with his pimp cane)
(Steve broke them apart, taking away Lucius' pimp cane, and showing Seamus to sit down on the other side of the room. Seating arrangement was like this, from left to right: Seamus, Dean, Parvati, Padma, and Pimp Lucius)
Jerry: So Seamus, how do you feel about your girlfriends stripping herself for money?
Seamus: I find it disgraceful.
Padma: Whatevah, whateveh, you don't know nothing!
Jerry: What about you, Dean?
Dean: I think that it is the best thing she has ever done. But couldn't she tell me? God, when I tell all of my friends about this... they will be so jealous...
Lucius: And I protect your girl.
Dean: Lucius, you're my man!
Jerry: So Parvati, Padma, how do you feel now when your boyfriends have shown what they think about your profession?
Parvati: Great!
Padma: That shows only how empty headed scum Seamus had always been.
Seamus: But you don't need the dirty money, baby!
Lucius: Hey, it is not 'dirty money', they get paid with the money strip bar owners rightfully earned on the drug distribution
(he said, kicking the floor with his beloved cane, after Steve gave it back to him)
Padma: Thank you, Lucius, baby. Seamus, don't you know how bad it feels being poor? I mean, I don't have money for clothes, jewellery, accessories, hair-stylist, I can't go to a spa... now, I can do all those things.
Seamus: Well I could support you baby? Why didn't you ever ask me?
Padma: Well I always asked you. But no, you always spend your money with your buddies in the Leaky Cauldron on your stupid pints...
Jerry: Seamus, are you still willing to stay in this relationship with Padma, even though she is stripping for money?
Seamus: No!
(he snarled and went out of the studio, never coming back)
Padma: Whatevah, you bastard!
Lucius: That's the spirit lass!
(he caressed her thigh gently)
Jerry: So Padma, don't you want to reconsider your decision?
Padma: No.
Jerry: And you, Dean, are staying with Parvati.
Dean: Of course!
Jerry: Then that's done. Thank you for watching today's show, after we come back, Ginny Weasley wants to tell her parents something.