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From now on, I'm not going to write, I DO NOT OWN FY... it stabs my heart...

Author's note:
Thank you all to the people who read this so far!! I'm SO happy(^-^)!!!


Chapter 5 - Suzaku no Miko

~~~Cyeryl~~~

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!"
I raised my arms in the air as I stretched.
"Shut the hell up!!!! I'M not healed YET!!!"
I grinned evilly.
"Hello Ryosuke, my FRIEND..."
I walked up to him... and poked.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ain't it great to be alive, Ryosuke?"
Ryosuke whailed in pain. It has been two days since I healed and from that moment, I tortured Ryosuke. But one problem was... why did I heal faster than him, when I was worst?... Hm, anyhoo, I wonder where Miaka went?
"Ne, doctor~ Do you know where my friend went?"
The doctor thought for a while but then shrugged.
"Sorry, I don't know."
Soon, Ryosuke came, rubbing his neck.
"Huh? Didn't you hear about a girl, weird clothed and a boy disrespected the Emperor and got thrown into the dungeon?"
My eyes bulged out.
"DUNGEON!?"
"Uh-huh."
He nodded as if nothing happened. In a split second, his neck turned 90degrees and I was in front of the palace. I swear, that idiot needs some mental surgery... I walked up to one of the guards and said,
"Good morning, sire! I was told to come here and work at the kitchen!"
In my head, I begged that my plan would work. The guard said,
"A new cook, eh?"
I nodded my head nervously.
"I've heard the other cooks had ran away... Alright, come. I'll take you to the kitchen."
... Did he just say, ran away?? Oh well. At least I can get in.
I trotted behind the guard. During the walk, I asked him,
"Excuse me, sire. But what did you say about 'ran away'?
The guard sweat dropped and said,
"You would know..."
When I entered the kitchen, I waved at the guard.
"Good bye~!"
All of a sudden, I heared loud footsteps from behind me. I sweat dropped and slowly turned around.
"A new cook? Hmph, hurry up and get changed."
... This... I mean, she's fat!! In EVERYTHING she's... big. I blinked. Oh boy, it's going to be hard to get away from her...

~~~Miaka~~~

No! Don't close the book!!! Librarian-man, please don't!!!
"If you close it... I won't be able to go back!! Don't!!"
In my head, I heard voices. They were talking about why the lock of the reference room was open and the librarian-man picked up the red book. I kept on shouting, don't close the book, but it was no use. The man closed it! I slid down onto the floor, shocked. The only way back to my world was to go through that book! And now... I can't!! People around me started whispering to each other's ears because of my sudden shout. While I was thinking about what to do, night had came. I was still in my uniform and was sitting on the bed. I sighed. What am I giong to do?? Is there any other way to go back? I bet mum's already phoned the police... and this might of happened... or even that! I thought of the worst and sweat dropped then whailed,
"I'm not dead~!"
"Answer, if someone calls you!"
I turned around, knowing who it is.
"Tamahome..."
"You were thinking about your world, isn't it?"
I looked away from him.
"No, I wasn't! I was thinking about what I should do with my underwears and stuff--"
"Don't act strong..."
He hugged me.
"You can cry if you want. I'll be your brother for free now..."
"...!"
I cried as he gently stroked my hair. After a while, Tamahome said,
"You know what?"
I looked up.
"If you want to go back to your world, why don't you summon Suzaku and wish for it?"
... ...AH!!! I suddenly stood up and ran out of the room.
"Hotohori-sa--n! Hotohori-sa--n!!"
I shouted as I searched for the Emperor, Hotohori's room.
"M-Miaka! Quiet down!! Everybody else is asleep!"
Tamahome was right behind me and I perfectly heard what he said but I ignored it. Later on, I came across a large door and I threw it open. In there, was Hotohori looking at his mirror.
"Hotohori-- I mean, Emperor!"
Hotohori turned around to look at me.
"What is it, Miaka?"
He asked.
"Um, I was just wondering how I can summon Suzaku."
"It says in this scroll."
When he held out a scroll and Tamahome had arrived just in time.
"... I think I know that..."
I quietly said.
"It's the scroll of Shi Jin Tenchi Sho."
I clicked my fingers.
"That's it!"
... Actually, that's the book's title!
"In this, it says, 'the Suzaku no Miko will appear from another world when this country is in danger. The Miko will have to find the Suzaku shichiseishi in order to summon Suzaku and save our country'. There's seven seishis and now, you'll just need to find five more."
"... Five?? Where's the other two?"
Hotohori looked at Tamahome, who was standind behind me.
"Tamahome is the crab..."
Tamahome's symbol shone brightly on his forehead. Hotohori continued.
"And I,"
He pulled his collar a little bit and on his neck, was a symbol.
"am the star. We're both Suzaku shichiseishis, born to protect the Suzaku no Miko."
I was about to say something until I heard a loud sneeze from the door. We all turned around.

~~~Ryosuke(Special!)~~~

"Jijii(old man), what time is it?"
I asked the old man as I yawned. Even with my eyes closed, I could sense that he's grinning.
"That's your fifth time, Ryosuke."
I looked away.
"Oh really? I didn't know that."
I said sarcastically.
"Ryosuke... I know you like--"
"NO I DON'T AND I KNOW IT MYSELF!!!!"
Blushing, I stood up.
"If you're so worry about her, why don't you go to the palace and check if she's alright?"
I heard him snicker after he said that.
"HMPH! As if I care!!"
I grumbled and walked out of the little building. Outside in the Summer night, I took a quick glance just to make sure that kuso jijii ain't looking. After I was sure, I headed towards the palace.
"Why do I care!? She's just a lousy bitch!"
I climbed up the wall and by the time I was at the top, I heard a girl's voice.
"Hotohori-sa--n! Hotohori-sa--n!!"
And a boy's,
"M-Miaka! Quiet down!! Everybody else is asleep!"
I saw a flash of turquoise--ACK!!! He's that bastard who made me like this!! I shrieked as I covered my neck... maybe they know where Cyeryl is right now... Well, since she did come here for them... I swallowed hard and decided to follow them. They are Cyeryl's friend... right? They won't try to kill their friend's friend... would they? Even though I wasn't sure, I followed anyway. The girl soon came across with a large door and she threw it open. I took quite a distance from them so when I arrived in front of the door, they were already talking.
"--from another world when this country is in danger. The Miko will have to find the Suzaku shichiseishi in order to summon Suzaku and save our country'. There's seven seishis and now, you'll just need to find five more."
"... Five?? Where's the other two?"
The man who spoke, paused.
"... Tamahome is the crab..."
I saw a bright red light glow from inside the room.
"And I,"
The man continued.
"am the star."
Another red glow. I didn't have a clue what they were talking about. Crab? Star? All of a sudden, a gust of wing blew in my direction, carrying a lack of dust. The dust went straight into my face and I couldn't bare without sneezing... and I sneezed.
"H-haaackshon!!!!!"
I sweat dropped. Oh shit!
"Who's there!?"
Came the bastards's voice. I scattered across the corridor and I jumped into the garden. As soon as I laid my first foot on the ground, the door bang opened. I slowly... slowly turned around.
"You are...!"
The bastard pointed at me while I was frozen at my place. He raised his arm...! He's gonna punch me! He's gonna kill me!!
"W-wait!!!! You ain't gonna punch o-or kill you friend's friend, right!?"
He stopped and looked at me with a I-don't-know-who-you're-talking-about-but-just-in-case-tell-me-before-I-lose-my-temper look.
"I-I'm Cyeryl's friend!!"
He raised an eyebrow and said,
"How can she be your friend when you nearly raped her!?"
I blushed at the word, 'raped' but then shouted,
"Seriously!! Why don't you go and ask her!? S-she should be somewhere around here, looking for you two!!"
The girl appeared in front of the bastard.
"Cyeryl-chan's here!? But I thought the doctor said she'll be healed in four days!"
I shrugged.
"I don't know about her! Even I'm still in this bandages!"
The look on the bastard's face still tells me that he's not believing me!... Oh well, thank Suzaku he hasn't beaten me up... yet.
I stood up and said,
"I came here to talk to her anyway."
The girl stared at me.
"What?"
She asked me,
"... Do you like Cyeryl-chan?"
... ...!
"N-NO!!!!!!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!"
I suddenly heard,
"I'm what, Miaka? And Ryosuke, what the hell are you doing here?"
My heart skipped.

~~~Cyeryl~~~

Gah!! This woman is SO strict!!!!!!
"Keep your hands moving, you idiot!!"
"H-hai!!!!!"
Damn!! She scares me!!!! Why am I cooking now!? Everybody's gone to sleep!!!
"Y-Yuika-san..."
Ugh! The name doesn't suit her!
"What!?"
Geez, she doesn't have to shout at all times!!!!
"Who's food are we cooking for?"
I asked and she grumbled,
"Suzaku no Miko-sama!! She eats like a pig!! Even after she finished her dinner, she asks for more!!"
Who? Suzaku no Miko?
"Um, who's the Suzaku no Miko?"
She glared at me.
"What!? You don't know who the Miko-sama is!? She's the pig who came from another world!"
Hmm~ Another world... Sounds like someone I know... dispute the pig... another world...
"And I think I said, KEEP YOUR HANDS MOVING!!!!!!!"
"Y-yes ma'am!!!!!"

~~~After The Cooking Is Ready~~~

"Okay, go and take this to Miko-sama!"
Yuika-san dropped three trays, full of food onto me.
"Y-yes ma'am..."
I replied as I tried to balance the trays on my two arms and head. I started to walk towards this oh-so-called Miko-sama's room. I'm not a clown, you know... When I rounded a corner, I heard,
"--Cyeryl-chan?"
That sounded like, Miaka... Huh? Me? What is she talking about?? Then I heard a loud,
"N-NO!!!!!!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!"
... Ugh! Why does he have to be here!?
"I'm what, Miaka? And Ryosuke, what the hell are you doing here?"
As soon as Miaka saw me, she brightened and jumped on me but I dodged it with a swift. Phew! I am not going to cook this whole thing again!... Hey, does that mean, Miaka is the pig--Miko-sama??
"Uhh~ Why did you dodge it, Cyeryl-chan??"
Miaka moaned from under the broken wood.
"Because I don't want to cook the food again with that scary woman, Miaka."
I placed the three trays on the floor and helped Miaka up.
"So... what were you talking about me?"
Before Miaka could say anything, the money-boy came up and asked,
"Is it true that, that rapist is your friend?"
"Who?"
Money-boy pointed towards...
"Oh, Ryosuke? Yeah, KINDA."
"Kinda?"
I nodded.
"Uh-huh. He said that he was KINDA sorry, so I said that I'm KINDA his friend... unless he says to me that he's TRULY sorry. Then I'll TRULY be his friend. Get my point, money-boy??"
"... Uh-huh... ... ...Hey, my name's Tamahome!! Ta! Ma! Ho! Me!"
I waved it off and turned to Ryosuke. Somehow, he's quiet.
"Are you truly sorry?"
"... Uh... y-yeah, I am... Sorry..."
I grinned and I took his hand and shook it.
"W-what's that supposed to mean?"
"A sign of friendship. Ah, Miaka--"
I remembered about the Miko-sama thingie, I decided to ask Miaka about it but... when I turned around, I sweat dropped.
"M-Miaka... how can you finish the WHOLE thing up in just about a minute!?"
She was lying on the floor and next to her was an empty stack of trays. She burped(sorry, Miaka fans!!)