Hello little people!! This is my first fanfic ever so go easy on me! I have
been reading a lot of L/J fics and I got millions of ideas popping into my
head. So…
I have decided to write this one! Ok, I say before hand that please, please I beg of you, don't kill me because of my spelling, grammar, or typos!
Disclaimer: This is gonna be the only disclaimer in the whole story, let me make it very clear for all the dumb people reading this: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!
1 IT ALL BELONGS TO JKR! OK? JEEZ! *Babbles about stupid little people…*
2 It's not gonna be your typical l/j fic. Trust me… *cackles evilly* starts in their 6th year.
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4 Ok! Here's the story!
All the Marauders except one, smiled, they had pulled another prank without getting caught. There was no way the professors were going to suspect the group of four goody-goodies. The Marauders was the name of a group of boys who loved to play pranks, but never caught. No one else in Hogwarts knew the name Marauders, the geeky group of boys always kept a low profile.
In this group were James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. (I tried to kill him, I really did!)They were your typical geeks, they all wore glasses even though they didn't need them, they had muggle pocket protectors, their pants were all they way to their chest, and knee high socks.
James Potter had neat black hair and brown eyes and was quite tall. Sirius Black was almost like James's twin except for the blue eyes and longer hair. Remus Lupin had brown sandy sort of hair and blue eyes. And there was Peter who was fat. ( I don't think I need to describe him, and I don't feel like it.)
They studied together and got wonderful grades though no one really cared except the teachers. But boys will be boys, and these particular boys knew they loved pranks at heart.
They were each other's only friends except for an extremely nice girl named Lily Evans. Lily felt sorry for them, so automatically, in their 2nd year she became their friend. She was an average girl who really didn't care about her looks, which was a pity because she would be stunning with her emerald green eyes and auburn hair.
Currently the groupie had turned the whole hall bright pink and had duplicated Severus Snape's boxers and charmed them to float around in the hall with his name on them.
Professor McGonagall shook her head and ignored Snape as he ran around the hall trying to catch his boxers. She had gotten used to these pranks, she knew some one in this school was a master prankster and never revealed him/herself. No matter how hard the professor tried to figure out who it was, she just simply couldn't!
The one Marauder who didn't smile at the prank was James. His friends knew his problem, they had played a prank to cheer him up, but failed. You see, James's problem was that he had a majorly huge crush on the most popular girl in their year: Claudia Haller. These days he's gone crazy from staring at her. In his heart he knew that she could care less about him. He needed help, girl help. The only girl help he could get is from Lily Evans, his only female friend.
He walked over to Lily and whined, " Lilyyyyyy… I need help desperately! You know that I'm in love with Claudia, so you gotta help me win her heart!"
"How can I help, James? You know I'm not very high up on the popularity pole than you are, no offence by the way." Lily answered.
"Well, you're a girl--"
"Gee, thanks for noticing, I'm quite aware I'm a girl"
"No, listen to me, you're a girl so you should know what kind of guy you want! And you're my only female friend so pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase help me!!! I do anything!!!!! Teach me how to be a dream guy!" James begged.
Jeez , he is desperate! He did say he'd do anything to get my help. Lily thought.
"Ok, I'll do it, but what will I get in return?" Lily questioned.
"Umm… Oh! I'll get you those Silver Snitches concert tickets you wanted so much…"
James knew he hit the jackpot, Lily would do anything to go to that concert, but it was sold out. His family was unusually rich and they had connections with any concert.
"Oooh!!!!! Yay!!!" Lily squealed and then began to sing the I'm-gonna-go-to- the- Silver-Snitches-concert-song.
"LILY! Shut up!" James screamed at the top of his lungs. That caused a few people to glance in their direction. They had never heard the geeky, brainy nerd say shut up before. They stereotype geeks…
Lily looked James up and down muttering to herself and James caught a few words like "that won't do" and "those clothes definitely need to go" Then her face lit up and she yelled out, "I GOT IT!" And grabbed James and ran out of the hall dragging him behind her.
Once they were in the hall Lily turned to James and said in a serious manner,
"James Potter, when I am through with you, Claudia is gonna fall at your feet. Brace yourself, because you are going to have to change your whole appearance. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! James, are you ready?"
James was now a little bit scared of Lily, because he was afraid when she said something about changing his appearance, and then that laugh… He managed to squeak out,
"Y-y-eah… I think…"
Lily smiled, " Good, tomorrow we are going shopping."
And with that she turned and walked towards Gryffindor tower.
Now, James Potter was terrified of Lily Evans. She had said the fatal word that jocks and geeky boys alike were horrified of : Shopping.
As he trudged towards Gryffindor Tower one thought ran through his head: Lily Evans's laugh was not normal… not normal at all…
Well????? Do you like it?????? REVIEW!!!!!! PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!? I gotta know if it is way too bad then I don't have to continue this fic. But please go easy on me remember, its my first fic!!
Now be a good little uhh… umm… person and click that little box down there!
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I have decided to write this one! Ok, I say before hand that please, please I beg of you, don't kill me because of my spelling, grammar, or typos!
Disclaimer: This is gonna be the only disclaimer in the whole story, let me make it very clear for all the dumb people reading this: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!
1 IT ALL BELONGS TO JKR! OK? JEEZ! *Babbles about stupid little people…*
2 It's not gonna be your typical l/j fic. Trust me… *cackles evilly* starts in their 6th year.
3
4 Ok! Here's the story!
All the Marauders except one, smiled, they had pulled another prank without getting caught. There was no way the professors were going to suspect the group of four goody-goodies. The Marauders was the name of a group of boys who loved to play pranks, but never caught. No one else in Hogwarts knew the name Marauders, the geeky group of boys always kept a low profile.
In this group were James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. (I tried to kill him, I really did!)They were your typical geeks, they all wore glasses even though they didn't need them, they had muggle pocket protectors, their pants were all they way to their chest, and knee high socks.
James Potter had neat black hair and brown eyes and was quite tall. Sirius Black was almost like James's twin except for the blue eyes and longer hair. Remus Lupin had brown sandy sort of hair and blue eyes. And there was Peter who was fat. ( I don't think I need to describe him, and I don't feel like it.)
They studied together and got wonderful grades though no one really cared except the teachers. But boys will be boys, and these particular boys knew they loved pranks at heart.
They were each other's only friends except for an extremely nice girl named Lily Evans. Lily felt sorry for them, so automatically, in their 2nd year she became their friend. She was an average girl who really didn't care about her looks, which was a pity because she would be stunning with her emerald green eyes and auburn hair.
Currently the groupie had turned the whole hall bright pink and had duplicated Severus Snape's boxers and charmed them to float around in the hall with his name on them.
Professor McGonagall shook her head and ignored Snape as he ran around the hall trying to catch his boxers. She had gotten used to these pranks, she knew some one in this school was a master prankster and never revealed him/herself. No matter how hard the professor tried to figure out who it was, she just simply couldn't!
The one Marauder who didn't smile at the prank was James. His friends knew his problem, they had played a prank to cheer him up, but failed. You see, James's problem was that he had a majorly huge crush on the most popular girl in their year: Claudia Haller. These days he's gone crazy from staring at her. In his heart he knew that she could care less about him. He needed help, girl help. The only girl help he could get is from Lily Evans, his only female friend.
He walked over to Lily and whined, " Lilyyyyyy… I need help desperately! You know that I'm in love with Claudia, so you gotta help me win her heart!"
"How can I help, James? You know I'm not very high up on the popularity pole than you are, no offence by the way." Lily answered.
"Well, you're a girl--"
"Gee, thanks for noticing, I'm quite aware I'm a girl"
"No, listen to me, you're a girl so you should know what kind of guy you want! And you're my only female friend so pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase help me!!! I do anything!!!!! Teach me how to be a dream guy!" James begged.
Jeez , he is desperate! He did say he'd do anything to get my help. Lily thought.
"Ok, I'll do it, but what will I get in return?" Lily questioned.
"Umm… Oh! I'll get you those Silver Snitches concert tickets you wanted so much…"
James knew he hit the jackpot, Lily would do anything to go to that concert, but it was sold out. His family was unusually rich and they had connections with any concert.
"Oooh!!!!! Yay!!!" Lily squealed and then began to sing the I'm-gonna-go-to- the- Silver-Snitches-concert-song.
"LILY! Shut up!" James screamed at the top of his lungs. That caused a few people to glance in their direction. They had never heard the geeky, brainy nerd say shut up before. They stereotype geeks…
Lily looked James up and down muttering to herself and James caught a few words like "that won't do" and "those clothes definitely need to go" Then her face lit up and she yelled out, "I GOT IT!" And grabbed James and ran out of the hall dragging him behind her.
Once they were in the hall Lily turned to James and said in a serious manner,
"James Potter, when I am through with you, Claudia is gonna fall at your feet. Brace yourself, because you are going to have to change your whole appearance. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! James, are you ready?"
James was now a little bit scared of Lily, because he was afraid when she said something about changing his appearance, and then that laugh… He managed to squeak out,
"Y-y-eah… I think…"
Lily smiled, " Good, tomorrow we are going shopping."
And with that she turned and walked towards Gryffindor tower.
Now, James Potter was terrified of Lily Evans. She had said the fatal word that jocks and geeky boys alike were horrified of : Shopping.
As he trudged towards Gryffindor Tower one thought ran through his head: Lily Evans's laugh was not normal… not normal at all…
Well????? Do you like it?????? REVIEW!!!!!! PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!? I gotta know if it is way too bad then I don't have to continue this fic. But please go easy on me remember, its my first fic!!
Now be a good little uhh… umm… person and click that little box down there!
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