I feel soooo happy! You people love my fic!! *Sniffles* *Resist urge to
cry* Lots of people asked me to make Sirius and Remus hot too so I will, to
make you guys happy!!
Ok I'll shut up now and if you want the disclaimer, then read chapter one.
On with the fic…
Lily's eyes popped out of their sockets, she could not believe the person that's standing in front of her was her old nerdy geeky friend. She just stood there transfixed.
"Um… why are you starring?" James looked down at himself, then back at Lily.
"Ehh… uhh… you… good lord… what… happened…" Lily stuttered non-stop and just could not string some actual sentences together.
James Potter was not recognizable. In the short 2 minutes in the restroom, he had transformed from the low self-esteemed nerd, to hot, handsome, easygoing teenager. He had a navy blue T-shirt that clung loosely to his body, jeans that hung from his hips, his messy hair totally going with his clothes giving him a I'm-a-bad-boy-look, and he had removed his glasses revealing chocolate colored eyes.
Lily quickly recovered from her trance and managed to squeak out, " O-kk… now do what I said, turn on your new charm on any girl that I pick."
"Am I ready Lil?"
"Is that the way to talk? You need to be more confident, out going, from your tone just now I would have thought you were a talking chicken."
"…"
"Oh never mind, now HER!"
Lily pointed to a pretty girl with blonde hair looking in a window of cosmetics. She nodded to James and pointed again. James sucked in his breath and walked over to the girl.
"Hey there, pretty lady, care for a butterbeer with me in The Three Broomsticks?"
The girl looked startled, but looked James over and giggled shrilly.
"I love to!"
They walked off and Lily followed them keeping her distance while pulling out a quill and notepad, she wrote:
Girl one:
James' Smooth-ness/charm:
Attitude:
Yes/No, on invitation to second date. Yes=10, No=0:
How much the girl likes James:
Over all total score:
She had planned to watch the couple and score James on a scale of 0-10. Lily chuckled to herself while she watched that girl flirt shamelessly with James.
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After watching them for about half a hour, Lily had scored James like this.
Girl one: Melissa (Didn't catch her last name)
James' Smooth-ness/charm: 9
Attitude: 6
Yes/No, on invitation to second date. Yes=10, No=0: 10
How much the girl likes James: 10
Over all total score:35
'Hmmm not bad, 35 out of 40, he's a natural at this considering it is his first "date." Although it looks like he doesn't like her too much… Ha ha this is funny!' Lily thought.
A few minutes later the girl left and James walked over to Lily.
"So? How was I?"
Lily showed him her little scoring sheet and burst out laughing. James looked at the notepad and hollered,
"Attitude: 6? Alright so I didn't like her too much, was I that cold towards her? Well it was my first try and you can't blame me for not liking girls who are too freaking giggly. And what the hell are you laughing at??"
"I was going to give you a (laugh) 4 for attitude but I went easy on you, my (laugh) gosh, you were like (laugh) 'uh huh' 'yeah' 'great' to everything she says, (laugh) you clearly weren't interested in her. (laugh) You should have seen your face when she left, (laugh )it was like total relief! (laugh)" Lily managed to say all that between laughs. "Ok, I'll be serious, you need to show more interest in girls if you Claudia to like you. "
James just nodded his head and headed back to Hogwarts, ignoring Lily as she ran to keep up with his still chuckling here and there.
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"JAMES? IS THAT YOU? HOLY SHIT! MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"
That was the greeting James got when he stepped in the portrait hole. Trust Sirius to make a big commotion even if he's a geek, he's just more interested in schoolwork than other stuff.
"Great…" James muttered, "Now I have the whole common room's attention, ugh, die Sirius die…"
Babble now broke out of the common room people who heard Sirius's out burst had come down and phrases could be heard floating around.
"Oh My God…" "Is that James Potter…" "What happened to him?" "Whoa…" "Damn, he's hot…"
That was the male population's reaction… The last comment had disturbed James a bit…
The female population's reaction was a little bit different.
"Oh… He's sooooooo cute!" "He looks so dreamy…" "Ohhh! Is my hair alright?" "Should I ask him out now?"
James flashed everyone a smile and climbed up the staircase towards the boys' dorm. He flopped down on his bed and the door flew open with a BANG!
Sirius and Remus came in looking awed.
"James, I never knew you were gonna do this? Why didn't you tell us?"
Ah, Remus the reasonable one. As he opened his mouth to speak when Sirius interrupted,
"JAMESY BOY! DID YOU KNOW YOU GOT EVERY GIRL IN THE ROOM STARING AT YOU? THIS CHANGE DID YOU SOME GOOD! CAN YOU SHARE THE GIRLS WITH ME?" (Guess his hormones kicked in right about now… Hee Hee)
"Sirius! Shut your trap! Let James explain."
"Thank you Remmie, (Don't call me Remmie), remember I have a crush on Claudia Haller? Well, I asked Lily to help me get Claudia, so she took the shopping, (Oh! The Horror!) (Shut up, Sirius) and she got me a whole new look and Mundungus Fletcher taught me how to deal with girls! And then Lily tested me on some bimbo and she flirted with me non-stop!"
An idea suddenly came to James, he smiled and said sweetly to Sirius and Remus,
"You guys want your share of girls too right?"
"Yeah…" From Remus and a "HELL YA!" From Sirius.
"I'm gonna get Lily to change you two too! I am definitely not going through this… this.. thing alone!"
Sirius ran out of the room to find Lily and Remus looked uncertainly at James but went out to join Sirius too.
Now James was happy, he could get practically any girl he wants to, his friends are going to face this with him, and he's popular. He smiled inwardly and reminded himself to thank Lily someday.
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Meanwhile in the common room…
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE LILY? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?"
Lily Evans shrank back into a corner of the wall as Sirius Black towered over her. She had watched the scene in the common room and was about to go up to her own dorm when an over excited Sirius Black jumped out of no where and started to beg her for something.
"W-wh-at do you want Sirius?"
"I need you to turn me and Remus into what James is now! Will you do it?"
"Sure but the Hogsmeade trip is over so if you want you can borrow James clothes and take lessons from his 'cause I have no idea where Mundungus Fletcher is, you can do that!"
"OK LIL! COME ON REMMIE!"
"Remus you poor soul, did Sirius drag you into this?"
"Yeah…" Remus sighed.
Lily shook her head sadly and walked off.
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"GIMME THAT! THAT'S MY UNDERWEAR, NOT WHAT LILY BOUGHT FOR ME IN HOGSMEADE!! SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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The whole Gryffindor tower heard the commotion and decided they didn't wanna know, but what they do know is that 20 minutes later 3 hot guys walked out of the 6 year dormitories.
From then on, the Marauders (minus rat boy) had become the most popular guys in the school. Even when they do get a little tongue tied with ladies, the whole school had forgotten that they once were the biggest geeks around...
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James then decided he would try his luck with Claudia…
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*Clears throat* Heh! Sorry…
Ok I'll shut up now and if you want the disclaimer, then read chapter one.
On with the fic…
Lily's eyes popped out of their sockets, she could not believe the person that's standing in front of her was her old nerdy geeky friend. She just stood there transfixed.
"Um… why are you starring?" James looked down at himself, then back at Lily.
"Ehh… uhh… you… good lord… what… happened…" Lily stuttered non-stop and just could not string some actual sentences together.
James Potter was not recognizable. In the short 2 minutes in the restroom, he had transformed from the low self-esteemed nerd, to hot, handsome, easygoing teenager. He had a navy blue T-shirt that clung loosely to his body, jeans that hung from his hips, his messy hair totally going with his clothes giving him a I'm-a-bad-boy-look, and he had removed his glasses revealing chocolate colored eyes.
Lily quickly recovered from her trance and managed to squeak out, " O-kk… now do what I said, turn on your new charm on any girl that I pick."
"Am I ready Lil?"
"Is that the way to talk? You need to be more confident, out going, from your tone just now I would have thought you were a talking chicken."
"…"
"Oh never mind, now HER!"
Lily pointed to a pretty girl with blonde hair looking in a window of cosmetics. She nodded to James and pointed again. James sucked in his breath and walked over to the girl.
"Hey there, pretty lady, care for a butterbeer with me in The Three Broomsticks?"
The girl looked startled, but looked James over and giggled shrilly.
"I love to!"
They walked off and Lily followed them keeping her distance while pulling out a quill and notepad, she wrote:
Girl one:
James' Smooth-ness/charm:
Attitude:
Yes/No, on invitation to second date. Yes=10, No=0:
How much the girl likes James:
Over all total score:
She had planned to watch the couple and score James on a scale of 0-10. Lily chuckled to herself while she watched that girl flirt shamelessly with James.
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After watching them for about half a hour, Lily had scored James like this.
Girl one: Melissa (Didn't catch her last name)
James' Smooth-ness/charm: 9
Attitude: 6
Yes/No, on invitation to second date. Yes=10, No=0: 10
How much the girl likes James: 10
Over all total score:35
'Hmmm not bad, 35 out of 40, he's a natural at this considering it is his first "date." Although it looks like he doesn't like her too much… Ha ha this is funny!' Lily thought.
A few minutes later the girl left and James walked over to Lily.
"So? How was I?"
Lily showed him her little scoring sheet and burst out laughing. James looked at the notepad and hollered,
"Attitude: 6? Alright so I didn't like her too much, was I that cold towards her? Well it was my first try and you can't blame me for not liking girls who are too freaking giggly. And what the hell are you laughing at??"
"I was going to give you a (laugh) 4 for attitude but I went easy on you, my (laugh) gosh, you were like (laugh) 'uh huh' 'yeah' 'great' to everything she says, (laugh) you clearly weren't interested in her. (laugh) You should have seen your face when she left, (laugh )it was like total relief! (laugh)" Lily managed to say all that between laughs. "Ok, I'll be serious, you need to show more interest in girls if you Claudia to like you. "
James just nodded his head and headed back to Hogwarts, ignoring Lily as she ran to keep up with his still chuckling here and there.
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"JAMES? IS THAT YOU? HOLY SHIT! MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"
That was the greeting James got when he stepped in the portrait hole. Trust Sirius to make a big commotion even if he's a geek, he's just more interested in schoolwork than other stuff.
"Great…" James muttered, "Now I have the whole common room's attention, ugh, die Sirius die…"
Babble now broke out of the common room people who heard Sirius's out burst had come down and phrases could be heard floating around.
"Oh My God…" "Is that James Potter…" "What happened to him?" "Whoa…" "Damn, he's hot…"
That was the male population's reaction… The last comment had disturbed James a bit…
The female population's reaction was a little bit different.
"Oh… He's sooooooo cute!" "He looks so dreamy…" "Ohhh! Is my hair alright?" "Should I ask him out now?"
James flashed everyone a smile and climbed up the staircase towards the boys' dorm. He flopped down on his bed and the door flew open with a BANG!
Sirius and Remus came in looking awed.
"James, I never knew you were gonna do this? Why didn't you tell us?"
Ah, Remus the reasonable one. As he opened his mouth to speak when Sirius interrupted,
"JAMESY BOY! DID YOU KNOW YOU GOT EVERY GIRL IN THE ROOM STARING AT YOU? THIS CHANGE DID YOU SOME GOOD! CAN YOU SHARE THE GIRLS WITH ME?" (Guess his hormones kicked in right about now… Hee Hee)
"Sirius! Shut your trap! Let James explain."
"Thank you Remmie, (Don't call me Remmie), remember I have a crush on Claudia Haller? Well, I asked Lily to help me get Claudia, so she took the shopping, (Oh! The Horror!) (Shut up, Sirius) and she got me a whole new look and Mundungus Fletcher taught me how to deal with girls! And then Lily tested me on some bimbo and she flirted with me non-stop!"
An idea suddenly came to James, he smiled and said sweetly to Sirius and Remus,
"You guys want your share of girls too right?"
"Yeah…" From Remus and a "HELL YA!" From Sirius.
"I'm gonna get Lily to change you two too! I am definitely not going through this… this.. thing alone!"
Sirius ran out of the room to find Lily and Remus looked uncertainly at James but went out to join Sirius too.
Now James was happy, he could get practically any girl he wants to, his friends are going to face this with him, and he's popular. He smiled inwardly and reminded himself to thank Lily someday.
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Meanwhile in the common room…
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE LILY? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?"
Lily Evans shrank back into a corner of the wall as Sirius Black towered over her. She had watched the scene in the common room and was about to go up to her own dorm when an over excited Sirius Black jumped out of no where and started to beg her for something.
"W-wh-at do you want Sirius?"
"I need you to turn me and Remus into what James is now! Will you do it?"
"Sure but the Hogsmeade trip is over so if you want you can borrow James clothes and take lessons from his 'cause I have no idea where Mundungus Fletcher is, you can do that!"
"OK LIL! COME ON REMMIE!"
"Remus you poor soul, did Sirius drag you into this?"
"Yeah…" Remus sighed.
Lily shook her head sadly and walked off.
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"GIMME THAT! THAT'S MY UNDERWEAR, NOT WHAT LILY BOUGHT FOR ME IN HOGSMEADE!! SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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The whole Gryffindor tower heard the commotion and decided they didn't wanna know, but what they do know is that 20 minutes later 3 hot guys walked out of the 6 year dormitories.
From then on, the Marauders (minus rat boy) had become the most popular guys in the school. Even when they do get a little tongue tied with ladies, the whole school had forgotten that they once were the biggest geeks around...
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James then decided he would try his luck with Claudia…
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So??? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!
Did I make you guys happy?
Ohhh trust me, I have great plans for them…
Hee Hee Hee, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
REVIEW OR I'LL SEND THE MUNCHKINS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ TO GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Clears throat* Heh! Sorry…