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Disclaimer: read first chapter.
I don't have anything to say anymore so I'm just gonna start the story.
I'm skipping to the night of the masquerade because that's when Sirius and Remus's plan was gonna be put into action…
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"Some friends I've got…" muttered Lily Evans when she found out what her friends are expecting her wear to the masquerade. Her friends made her to go as a green fairy. She wrinkled her nose in disgust as she held up a green outfit that glittered and sparkled. Sure the dress was pretty, but man was it short. Lily thought it exposed her skin a little too much and it was kind of tight… She could only think of one word that would fit the dress: skimpy.
Lily didn't complain because she had forgotten to get a costume at the last Hogsmeade trip and now this dress was the only thing that was costume-ish. She shook her head and put on the dress. She was surprised that she actually looked pretty good in it. She found some sandals, put on a mask, and announced herself ready. She's going with Remus as friends and to carry out their little plan… but secretly she was confused at herself for wanting to go with James…
"No!! No, no, no, Lily!" Michelle, a good friend of Lily's moaned. Lily looked hurt and asked, "Do I look that bad in it?"
"You look great, but you need to put on your make-up and let your hair down! And your shoes! Change shoes. I know you don't care about your looks very much, but this is a dance we're going to!! You need to look gorgeous!"
Lily grumbled as Michelle fumbled with her hair and other girls started to put (in Lily's opinion) icky, nasty stuff on her. (A.K.A. make-up)
This went on for another hour, the girls had to put a body bind on Lily so she would keep still and a silencing spell to shut her screams of protest.
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The guys' dorm
"This is sad… this is really sad…"
"Shut up Remmie! Just because I chickened out of asking her at the last second doesn't mean I'm sad!" Snapped a pissed off James Potter.
"Whatever you say…"
James was nervous, very nervous in fact, Sirius had challenged him to ask Claudia out at the dance since he didn't ask her to the masquerade. James had said he needed back up in case he goes ballistic, so Sirius and Remus came up with a very strange idea…
))Flashback((
"What if I start to sweat bullets, and my tongue gets caught in my throat?"
"Then you'll relax and Lily would tell you what to say in your ear"
"Huh?"
"Ok, listen up, we know that you are nervous about asking Claudia out, soooo me and Remmie being the great friends that we are decided to help you with this situation…."
"Uh oh… any plan of Sirius Black never goes well…"
Sirius ignored him and continued, "So we got Lily and asked her what kind of stuff girls LOVE hearing from guys, when we couldn't remember all that stuff (Coughstupidcough) we decided to drag her along and let her tell you herself! Aren't we brilliant?"
"How are you going to manage that without Claudia knowing?"
"Ahh… that's also where the best charms student Lily Evans comes in again, she will perform a charm on your drink and all you have to do is talk to it. Then she will place another charm on a ball of beeswax so you can stick it in your ear and you can hear her talking!"
James stared, "Beeswax?"
"What? That's the best we can come up with! You rather have a talking flobberworm in your ear?"
"…"
"Good! It's settled! Now about your costume…"
))End Of Flashback((
James decided to go as the Greek God of all Gods, Zeus. Sirius and Remus laughed themselves silly when they saw his toga. James and Remus also laughed themselves silly when they saw Sirius as a merman, he tripped on his tail fin constantly. Then James and Sirius laughed themselves silly when they saw Remus as an owl, and he had been tickled by the feathers and sneezed a million times.
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Remus escorted Lily to the dance with James and Sirius behind them, their jaws dropped to the ground. The girls in Lily's dorm had done a REALY good job on her.
She wore the green dress, (slightly altered to it won't be so freaking short) her hair down in waves with little stars in them, light green slippers instead of sandals, and a light touch of make-up to bring out her features. (They originally put a lot of make-up on her, but then she wiped it off and put on a thin layer herself.)
James and Sirius looked like gaping fish, and in Sirius' case, he was literally a fish…
James went alone and Sirius was meeting his date at the doors of the great hall.
James grabbed a glass from the punch table and filled it, then Lily charmed it and gave him the beeswax. He shuddered and put the beeswax in his right ear, moving his screwed up hair to cover it.
They all danced until James dragged all of them aside and pointed at a table where Claudia sat.
James took the punch and strode over to her, while Lily, Sirius, and Remus sat at another table covering themselves in the invisibility cloak so no one would ask them to dance or disturb them.
Lily charmed another glass, and put it up to her ear. She could hear James practicing his lines under his breath.
Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO
James's mouth was getting dryer as he approached Claudia's table.
"H-hi!" he managed.
Claudia smiled at him showing off her perfectly straight row of pearl white teeth. She was your average beauty queen, sleek blonde hair, dazzling bright blue eyes, creamy skin with a slight tan, long legs, and what any sixteen, seventeen year old boy would want, a big chest. And oh yeah, no brains.
"Hiii James…" she purred.
He suddenly heard a voice in his ear, "Compliment her, you twit!" That was Sirius.
"You look beautiful this evening."
"Ohhh… how sweet!" she replied batting her eyelashes.
"More than that!! Come on! Did you forget what Mundungus taught you?" Lily yelled in his ear.
"Yeah…" James muttered absentmindedly.
"What did you say Jamesie?" Claudia asked a little confused.
"Uhh… umm…" Then he heard Lily say, "Tell her, 'I was just muttering to myself about how gorgeous you look and I can't take my eyes off you!'"
James repeated, "I was just muttering to myself about how gorgeous you look and I can't take my eyes off you!"
"Oh stop it!!" She shrieked happily.
"Jamesie, I just bought a new perfume and I tried it on tonight for the first time, do you like it?"
"It's heavenly."
That's how the rest of their conversation went for the next 20 minutes with Lily whispering comments and suggestions in his ear with occasional help from Sirius and Remus.
Then disaster struck.
Lily's spells were wearing off on James's side…
"Tell her, I dream of nothing but you every night." Lily said.
"What? I can't hear you?" James panicked, it was like hearing static on a muggle radio.
"Um… Jamesie? Why are you yelling into your punch? And I said that I just got my nails done."
"Oh."
"Tell her, I dream of nothing but you every single night." Lily said again.
James couldn't understand her well but said anyway, "I scream out your name every single night." He didn't know what he was saying all he knows is to repeat after Lily.
Claudia looked startled, she is ditzy but she isn't a slut, "R-really? Heh"
On the other side of the room Lily hit her head on the table, "No!!! I said, I dream of nothing but you every single night!"
James was loosing his mind, this wasn't going too well…
"No! I dream of you with nothing on every single night," James said, thinking that's what Lily told him to say…
Now Claudia was scared, "Ok, um… that was um… nice…"
James had no control over his mouth now…
Lily was going mad, "Oh never mind, just say, 'Would you like to dance with me?'"
What came out on of James's mouth was, "Would you like to lap dance for me?"
Claudia's eyes grew wide and said, "I think I'll just go now… alright, um… bye!" Then she ran out of the great hall.
James was just plain confused. Lily, Sirius, and Remus ran over and said, "What the hell did you do?!"
James just shrugged, "I repeated everything Lily said, or what I thought she said, oh I don't know!!!" he threw his hands up in the air then buried his head in his arms.
"I screwed up big time." Came the muffled voice from James.
A "HELL YEAH!!" From Sirius.
A whistle from Remus.
And a, "Screwed up is an understatement" from Lily.
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Well… It's my longest chapter!! Now are you…
A: Loving this story and listening to the little voice in your head that tells you to review
B: Loving this story but too lazy to review
C: Thinking it's an ok story and not reviewing
D: Hating this story and wants to flame the author
E: Hating this story and thinks it doesn't deserve a review good or bad.
2 It doesn't matter which one you are, just REVIEW!!!!!!!
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LilLuckyLivelyLily
Disclaimer: read first chapter.
I don't have anything to say anymore so I'm just gonna start the story.
I'm skipping to the night of the masquerade because that's when Sirius and Remus's plan was gonna be put into action…
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"Some friends I've got…" muttered Lily Evans when she found out what her friends are expecting her wear to the masquerade. Her friends made her to go as a green fairy. She wrinkled her nose in disgust as she held up a green outfit that glittered and sparkled. Sure the dress was pretty, but man was it short. Lily thought it exposed her skin a little too much and it was kind of tight… She could only think of one word that would fit the dress: skimpy.
Lily didn't complain because she had forgotten to get a costume at the last Hogsmeade trip and now this dress was the only thing that was costume-ish. She shook her head and put on the dress. She was surprised that she actually looked pretty good in it. She found some sandals, put on a mask, and announced herself ready. She's going with Remus as friends and to carry out their little plan… but secretly she was confused at herself for wanting to go with James…
"No!! No, no, no, Lily!" Michelle, a good friend of Lily's moaned. Lily looked hurt and asked, "Do I look that bad in it?"
"You look great, but you need to put on your make-up and let your hair down! And your shoes! Change shoes. I know you don't care about your looks very much, but this is a dance we're going to!! You need to look gorgeous!"
Lily grumbled as Michelle fumbled with her hair and other girls started to put (in Lily's opinion) icky, nasty stuff on her. (A.K.A. make-up)
This went on for another hour, the girls had to put a body bind on Lily so she would keep still and a silencing spell to shut her screams of protest.
-_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-; -_-;
The guys' dorm
"This is sad… this is really sad…"
"Shut up Remmie! Just because I chickened out of asking her at the last second doesn't mean I'm sad!" Snapped a pissed off James Potter.
"Whatever you say…"
James was nervous, very nervous in fact, Sirius had challenged him to ask Claudia out at the dance since he didn't ask her to the masquerade. James had said he needed back up in case he goes ballistic, so Sirius and Remus came up with a very strange idea…
))Flashback((
"What if I start to sweat bullets, and my tongue gets caught in my throat?"
"Then you'll relax and Lily would tell you what to say in your ear"
"Huh?"
"Ok, listen up, we know that you are nervous about asking Claudia out, soooo me and Remmie being the great friends that we are decided to help you with this situation…."
"Uh oh… any plan of Sirius Black never goes well…"
Sirius ignored him and continued, "So we got Lily and asked her what kind of stuff girls LOVE hearing from guys, when we couldn't remember all that stuff (Coughstupidcough) we decided to drag her along and let her tell you herself! Aren't we brilliant?"
"How are you going to manage that without Claudia knowing?"
"Ahh… that's also where the best charms student Lily Evans comes in again, she will perform a charm on your drink and all you have to do is talk to it. Then she will place another charm on a ball of beeswax so you can stick it in your ear and you can hear her talking!"
James stared, "Beeswax?"
"What? That's the best we can come up with! You rather have a talking flobberworm in your ear?"
"…"
"Good! It's settled! Now about your costume…"
))End Of Flashback((
James decided to go as the Greek God of all Gods, Zeus. Sirius and Remus laughed themselves silly when they saw his toga. James and Remus also laughed themselves silly when they saw Sirius as a merman, he tripped on his tail fin constantly. Then James and Sirius laughed themselves silly when they saw Remus as an owl, and he had been tickled by the feathers and sneezed a million times.
O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o
Remus escorted Lily to the dance with James and Sirius behind them, their jaws dropped to the ground. The girls in Lily's dorm had done a REALY good job on her.
She wore the green dress, (slightly altered to it won't be so freaking short) her hair down in waves with little stars in them, light green slippers instead of sandals, and a light touch of make-up to bring out her features. (They originally put a lot of make-up on her, but then she wiped it off and put on a thin layer herself.)
James and Sirius looked like gaping fish, and in Sirius' case, he was literally a fish…
James went alone and Sirius was meeting his date at the doors of the great hall.
James grabbed a glass from the punch table and filled it, then Lily charmed it and gave him the beeswax. He shuddered and put the beeswax in his right ear, moving his screwed up hair to cover it.
They all danced until James dragged all of them aside and pointed at a table where Claudia sat.
James took the punch and strode over to her, while Lily, Sirius, and Remus sat at another table covering themselves in the invisibility cloak so no one would ask them to dance or disturb them.
Lily charmed another glass, and put it up to her ear. She could hear James practicing his lines under his breath.
Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO Oo¥oO
James's mouth was getting dryer as he approached Claudia's table.
"H-hi!" he managed.
Claudia smiled at him showing off her perfectly straight row of pearl white teeth. She was your average beauty queen, sleek blonde hair, dazzling bright blue eyes, creamy skin with a slight tan, long legs, and what any sixteen, seventeen year old boy would want, a big chest. And oh yeah, no brains.
"Hiii James…" she purred.
He suddenly heard a voice in his ear, "Compliment her, you twit!" That was Sirius.
"You look beautiful this evening."
"Ohhh… how sweet!" she replied batting her eyelashes.
"More than that!! Come on! Did you forget what Mundungus taught you?" Lily yelled in his ear.
"Yeah…" James muttered absentmindedly.
"What did you say Jamesie?" Claudia asked a little confused.
"Uhh… umm…" Then he heard Lily say, "Tell her, 'I was just muttering to myself about how gorgeous you look and I can't take my eyes off you!'"
James repeated, "I was just muttering to myself about how gorgeous you look and I can't take my eyes off you!"
"Oh stop it!!" She shrieked happily.
"Jamesie, I just bought a new perfume and I tried it on tonight for the first time, do you like it?"
"It's heavenly."
That's how the rest of their conversation went for the next 20 minutes with Lily whispering comments and suggestions in his ear with occasional help from Sirius and Remus.
Then disaster struck.
Lily's spells were wearing off on James's side…
"Tell her, I dream of nothing but you every night." Lily said.
"What? I can't hear you?" James panicked, it was like hearing static on a muggle radio.
"Um… Jamesie? Why are you yelling into your punch? And I said that I just got my nails done."
"Oh."
"Tell her, I dream of nothing but you every single night." Lily said again.
James couldn't understand her well but said anyway, "I scream out your name every single night." He didn't know what he was saying all he knows is to repeat after Lily.
Claudia looked startled, she is ditzy but she isn't a slut, "R-really? Heh"
On the other side of the room Lily hit her head on the table, "No!!! I said, I dream of nothing but you every single night!"
James was loosing his mind, this wasn't going too well…
"No! I dream of you with nothing on every single night," James said, thinking that's what Lily told him to say…
Now Claudia was scared, "Ok, um… that was um… nice…"
James had no control over his mouth now…
Lily was going mad, "Oh never mind, just say, 'Would you like to dance with me?'"
What came out on of James's mouth was, "Would you like to lap dance for me?"
Claudia's eyes grew wide and said, "I think I'll just go now… alright, um… bye!" Then she ran out of the great hall.
James was just plain confused. Lily, Sirius, and Remus ran over and said, "What the hell did you do?!"
James just shrugged, "I repeated everything Lily said, or what I thought she said, oh I don't know!!!" he threw his hands up in the air then buried his head in his arms.
"I screwed up big time." Came the muffled voice from James.
A "HELL YEAH!!" From Sirius.
A whistle from Remus.
And a, "Screwed up is an understatement" from Lily.
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Well… It's my longest chapter!! Now are you…
A: Loving this story and listening to the little voice in your head that tells you to review
B: Loving this story but too lazy to review
C: Thinking it's an ok story and not reviewing
D: Hating this story and wants to flame the author
E: Hating this story and thinks it doesn't deserve a review good or bad.
2 It doesn't matter which one you are, just REVIEW!!!!!!!
~Luv
LilLuckyLivelyLily