I AM SOOOOOO SORRY! School has started and I was sooo busy!! Please forgive me out of the goodness of your heart!

I know I haven't written in about 2 months, and my fingers are feeling so unfamiliar to the keyboard. I just read over my latest (cough cough) chapter and I found out that I am a strange little person. I am really sorry that I'm not gonna be working on the other stories.

I'd like to apologize in advance for any typos or mistakes I make. And of you want the disclaimer, then go to the 1st chapter of this story.

Chappie 8!(wow I can't believe I got this far!)

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James Potter was having second thoughts, a few months ago he would have given anything (including his reputation as a perfect little boy) to go out with Claudia. But now, ehhh, he was getting sick of her. She clung to him like a leech to human skin. She had this shrilly laugh and no brain cells. Well, if she did have any she poured them into her looks. Sure she kissed REALLY well but. still, James would like someone with a little bit more sense.

'Someone like. Lily.'

'Whoa! Where did that come from?' he asked himself. There are plenty of girls that are smart and beautiful at the same time, but he didn't have to go crushing on one of his best friends! James ran a hand through his hair as a habit, and flopped down on the couch near the fire thinking to himself.

And that's how his friends found him.

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Claudia Haller thought she had the perfect life, much like what her boyfriend had thought before he screwed himself up. James was cute, he was smart, and he could provide a home for her when they get married. He's the type that would be a good father, and he's already rich so she might never have to get a job in a million years!

Claudia grabbed a notebook and started to write.

My future wedding with James:

Wedding dress: Pink, off the shoulder that hugs my body, very short, down to my mid thigh.

Hair: curled and piled up in a French twist with diamond tiara with pink flowers in it

Cake: fat-free pink cake with pink flowers and 5 layers with little miniature me and James on top of it.

Maid of honor: Kristy Rosenburg- Best friend

Bride's maids: Lindsay Mash, Marianne Kasan, Erica Solena-good friends though Marianne is making eyes at my boyfriend! Humh! That will teach her, she always thought she was gonna be the maid of honor! Ha! Now Kristy is my best friend.

Place of wedding: Hogwarts so all the little people would see me as the wonder I will be for marrying the hottest guy in our year!

Guests: All of Hogwarts! Hahahaha!

Food and Drinks: Fat-free Escargot, (A/N: God she is dumb!) fat-free chicken, Wine, or punch! Ooh it will be wonderful! But something has got to be pink! I know the punch will be pink!

Pastor: Dumbledore of course! I'll have to ask him. he will also be dressed in pink!

Decorations: pink flowers, any pink flowers. Pink flowers everywhere! I love pink flowers!

Honeymoon: Jamaica! I've heard they have a lot of pink flowers there!

Bride's maids'/maid of honor dresses: Pink slinky dresses with pink flowers on it!

Kids: two girls and a boy

Girls' names are Jessica and Shanene.

Boy's name is Ralphie

House: a pink mansion with a garden where I'll have people plant pink flowers!

"Oh my life is soooooooooooooo planed out!"

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James Potter walked out of the common room confused at his friends' behavior towards him, especially Lily. It felt like to him that they were hiding something from him. He was walking around so aimlessly that he smacked right into someone.

"Claudia!"

"Jamsie! I was just looking for you!" "Huh, uh how nice?" James managed to stumble out, in his head he was thinking, 'DEAR GOD SPARE ME! NOT HER AGAIN!'

"Jamsie, could you help me pick up my papers?"

James had only noticed then that when he bumped into Claudia, that he had knocked her things out of her hands.

"Oh right, sure."

As he was picking up papers, he noticed a notebook that said 'My Wedding With James' on the cover. He quickly picked it up and stuffed it inside his robes and handed the rest of the papers back to Claudia.

"Uhh. sweetie, I have to go now." He said forcing the 'sweetie' out.

"Oh, but Jamsie! I wanna spend some time with you!"

"Claudia we just spent some time right now, so doesn't that count?"

"Oh right! Haha! You are sooooooo SMART Jamsie!" Claudia laughed shrilly.

James forced a smile and ran like hell away from her. Claudia stood there looking after him.

"Oh look! He's training for Quidditch! Go Honeybuns!"

(A/N: I can't even believe how stupid I made her! But then again characters do take control of themselves once in a while.)

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James sprinted to the secret Marauder room to find that Sirius and Remus sitting on the couch talking.

"Hey! What are you guys doing here?"

"We could ask the same to you Prongsie!" Sirius said bouncing up from the couch.

"Oh I was just running from Claudia, you wouldn't believe how annoying she's gotten these days! I'm thinking of breaking up with her!"

Maybe it was his imagination but he was almost sure he saw a ghost of a grin from both Sirius and Remus. James ignored it and went on, "Well I bumped into her just now and she dropped this." He took out the notebook.

The other two gathered around James to look at it.

" 'My Wedding With James'?" Remus read out loud, looking at James.

"What? It's not my fault that she's psychotically deranged!" James shouted indignantly.

The three guys opened the notebook and began to read. After they were done, they were all in shocked silence. But Sirius broke it with a loud guffaw, then Remus joined in, both rolling on the floor with laughter. James looked at his best friends shaking his head in remorse.

"I've got a couple of idiots as friends, and instead of feeling sorry for me you all laugh as if this was a joke!"

Remus as the first one to recover, "Sorry Prongsie, its just that you're gonna have a pink wedding with a pink bride, in a pink Hogwarts, being married by a pink Dumbledore, with a pink cake, live in a pink house, and probably have pink kids!"

That brought more laughs to Sirius, who looked like he was gonna pee in his pants if he laughed anymore. Finally even James had to escape a chuckle, as he imagined Dumbledore dressed in PINK!

They laughed for a while, but then Sirius stood straight up and grabbed James by the shoulders, "Hear me, YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HER! GOD, I CAN NOT BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH A PINK BEST FRIEND!"

For once Sirius made sense, and James was taking his advice.

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Lily Evans walked towards her transfiguration class dreading it like always because, well duh, it was her worst class! She saw James, Sirius, and Remus and was about to say hi when she spotted Claudia running up to them.

"Hi, Jamsie I just wanted a quick kiss before my DADA exam, you know, for good luck!" Lily heard Claudia say.

She saw James take a deep breath and say, "Claudia? Do you know you are psychotically deranged?"

Lily had to bite back a laugh and control herself not to whoop out loud.

Claudia however just smiled and said, "Ooh that's soooo sweet Jamsie! Now how about that kiss?"

Lily a few feet away burst out laughing. Sirius and Remus behind James were also snickering, but James continued, "Not only are you psychotically deranged, you are so ditzy that you don't have any sense in you!! I mean come on! A whole pink wedding??? A pink house???? AND A PINK DUMBLEDORE?????"

The people around them were now chortling. And strangely enough, Dumbledore himself was around!

Claudia reddened slightly, but through all her foundation and blush, you really couldn't tell.

"So Jamsie, you found my plans for our future! You didn't like them?"

Lily could tell James was getting a headache now. He said very slowly, "Claudia, you, me, though! We are breaking up! Do you get that though your head? Do you need me to wait for you as you process that?"

Claudia STILL looked confused, "But why Jamsie? I thought we were great together?"

Lily saw James rubbing his temples, "Look we were just going out, not engaged, so why were you planning your pink wedding??"

Lily saw realization finally dawning on Claudia's face.

"Finally she gets it!" Lily mumbled under her breath.

"Jamsie! No! It was OUR pink wedding! But now that you're breaking up with me. WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" Claudia sobbed uncontrollably.

Lily saw Dumbledore push his way through the crowd and taking Claudia to talk, Lily caught his last words before disappearing around the corner, "Miss Haller, I REALLY do not think I'd look good in pink."

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Lily sat through Transfiguration with a huge smile plastered to her lips for she was on cloud 9.

Only one thought floated through her head, 'James is single now.'

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Wow that was the longest chapter I wrote. Probably a sorry to keep all of you waiting.

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